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normal-thoughts-official · 4 years

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Agh I read your recent post and realized: the entire Polycule absolutely commissions Magnus for gifts for birthdays/anniversaries/holidays. And he always insists they don’t pay bc it’s who he is but they all make it their personal

Lmao last ask sent too early. But the Polycule absolutely makes it their mission to pay Magnus by force if necessary. Simon literally hides money in the loft. Maia pays him back in free meals at Taki. Mel brings him Seelie weapons/charms/etc. Clary brings paintings as gifts, and maybe she ends up investing in a gallery and gifts a portion of the profits to Magnus. Izzy always pays for things on their shopping trips.

god yes hello how does it feel to be a genius? i absolutely adore this

truly tho this is so great. i particularly love the mental image of maia’s birthday since she’s dating everyone in the Polycule (love how we capitalize it that’s so hot girl summer of us) plus there’s also her pack and just generally she has a lot of friends and everyone loves her, as she deserves. so like 4 months before maia’s birthday magnus just starts sending ppl shit like “if you wish to commission a gift to maia roberts please come forward now so i have the time to properly work on all the requests. requests are open for the following month starting this date, and no later” because MAN the workload. one would think he’s the only warlock in this stupid town or something. seriously

but anyway they all want to get maia a little magical something to make it special, so he has to actually like, figure out a lot of spells. raphael’s first request of a gift to her is to make something that tastes exactly like chocolate, but isn’t, since she can’t eat it anymore after the lycantrophy and raphael is a softie who wants her to have all the food and sweets she wants. and raphael is obviously like “i know i’m asking a lot, which is why i came to you, because if anyone can pull it off, it’s you, but you can say no if you’re too busy-” and magnus is like “hush, my boy, you know i’d never say no to you. besides, i’d be happy to give maia this” so there magnus is, studying the chemical composition of chocolate and the werewolf digestive system like crazy. in the end he lowkey cheats - he creates these magical tablets that are actually tasteless, but look and have the texture of chocolate, and when eaten have an enchantment that activates all the same parts of the brain that chocolate does, so it “tricks” maia into tasting chocolate. but hey, it works, so, that’s a win! maia is so happy she just jumps in raphael’s arms and almost topples them over but raphael has the biggest smile on his face and kind of spuns her around a bit. she also gives magnus a kiss on the cheek, and it’s the sweetest thing aaa im so soft

then of course magnus refuses to take any payment because he’s not going to charge his son for a gift even if it was a real fucking bunch of work. so basically raphael comes to him on clan business and he’s like “you have to charge me because if you don’t charge the clan on official business this can create a diplomatic problem and all the other clans are going to come for you or us” and magnus is like “okay that’s fair what do you want” and raphael asks him for like one (1) bag of blood and pays him A Thousand Dollars (it’s his own money, not the clan’s, but like, it’s officially a clan transaction). i’m exaggerating but you get the spirit. and magnus is just like “that is not the price-” but raphael bolts

and just other little things. meliorn is a practical nonbinary entity so they get her a little necklace that basically protects her clothes when she transforms, then magics them back on her body once she goes back to human form (i know that meliorn has seelie magic but it doesn’t work the same way as warlock magic so maybe they can’t do that themself for some reason idk. like their magic seems to be more a “playing with nature” stuff). easier than having a bunch of clothes hideouts. simon gets her a kind of mirror that play whatever memory she’s thinking about when she touches it, so she can watch it like a video u kno. izzy gets her, like, A Real Lightsaber. clary draws a little comic book enchanted so the figurines actually move. etc. every year they get sweeter and more convoluted and obviously they don’t all always come to magnus (simon for example makes her a bunch of songs, izzy is lowkey an engineer so she can make her a bunch of stuff herself, rapha also takes pleasure in the mundane things and knows that maia feels the same way so he likes to get her special, mundane gifts sometimes, meliorn obviously has their own magic, etc), but it’s always something special when they do

and then there’s always the fun little cat and mouse game of Forcing Magnus To Take Payment. they aren’t afraid to play dirty. izzy gives the money to alec under strict instructions to only spend it on magnus, but magnus can’t pay it back because it’s technically alec’s money. meliorn gets magnus some seelie magic gifts so precious and rare it would be essentially disrespectful to give them back (both in the form of like, powerful charms and trinkets, and also like, priceless spellbooks that very few have access to, etc). maia tells him that if he doesn’t take her payment, she won’t take his tips, which leads to a battle of him tipping her exactly the amount of money she’s paid and maia finding new, stupid stuff to “pay” him for (sidenote: my dad and one of his friends do essentially this every time they go out, as does most of my mom’s family. his friend once literally stole my dad’s wallet when he wasn’t looking so he couldn’t pay for their meal and the friend could treat him. no joke). simon and raphael hide money in the loft and when magnus goes to them they’re like “what? no, this isn’t mine. i agreed to take it for free as a gift from you” with the absolute most innocent face you’ve ever seen in your life. and so on

raphael’s birthday is also convoluted because like, 4 partners, a clan, a thousand people he helps with taki’s and the soup kitchen, and he’s magnus’ son, so of course everyone goes to him for help. simon has a major freakout every year because he doesn’t know what to get him (look. raphael is very refined and simon. is not. plus he’s been known to fuck up with raphael so he’s always Nervous even if all the clary bullshit was decades ago), so he comes to magnus, like, begging for help so he can figure it out. which is just straight up stupid because he usually actually has extremely sweet, beautiful ideas (like the time he recorded rapha a CD with a bunch of songs he made for him in spanish and raphael teared up so hard) but he gets insecure and agitated so magnus’ job there is mainly getting him to chill. then it works out. he ends up not even needing magnus to do anything because again, raphael enjoys the simple things and everyday gestures and just... regular, mundane stuff. he misses it. you know?

but that’s not stopping simon from paying for the counseling because he’s sweet like that, and magnus deserves it

and then of course there’s magnus’ birthday which always comes with a bang and he has so many gifts he’s basically drowning, what with all his friends and kids and warlocks and just. people who love him. he’s a bit surprised every time, which makes everyone exasperated because he’s such an important member of their community, like wtf. but it’s always sweet when his birthday arrives and there’s a fuckton of magical gifts manifesting at his doorstep until he’s almost drowning in them lmao. i just aaa i love this they’re all SOFT

#ask #anonymous #magnus bane #raphael santiago #maia roberts #simon lewis #The Polycule™#brief meliorn izzy and clary but not too much so dunno if i should tag #maiaphael #saphael #saiaphael #saia #brotp: i'll do whatever it takes to protect them #q

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steelbcnes · 7 years

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amelia bones. 22. auror. ootp. pureblood.

+ the majority of you experienced hogwarts amelia (MISS U CAMILA) before i aged her up, but basically she was lowkey an insecure mess?? primarily super bossy, super social, bubbly and not really the mom friend but more the tired aunt who brought snacks to your school events and made sure you didn’t do anything TOO stupid but will cover for you with your parents if you did. hufflepuff through and through like it physically pains me how well puff suits her. prefect, would have been head girl if she didn’t lose out 2 some seventh year ravenclaw, keeper for the puff team and pomona kinda shot her down for captain after an incident during fifth year.

+ her father is a retired pro quidditch player, is now a hogwarts governor. mother is an event planner for witch weekly, she plans a lot of fundraisers and balls and the like, sometimes overlapping with ministry galas she assists with. she has a younger sister, imogen, and older brother edgar. until plotted otherwise he has two sons and a daughter on the way and amelia would literally do anything for them. in my canon when edgar and the fam is murdered she ends up becoming susan’s guardian. so sad so tragic cue the tears and sad music

+ the bones are also generally neutral in the war. like most of the sacred twenty-eight kinda has their eyes on them bc her dad is a governor so they wanna ensure his family isn’t one of blood traitors but like...at the same time...are they really an important enough pureblood lineage where they’re really focused on all that much as a ‘pure’ line and not just a family of bossy too-talkative people

+ post graduating from hogwarts she went STRAIGHT to the auror academy. amelia always has had big plans for her future, beginning with the auror department. she’s v much a neutral good kind of character, on the brink of lawful good. but anyway, once she was out of the academy, she very swiftly made an impression on her superiors and is determined to rise in the ranks. she’s technically still a junior auror at this point but is working her way to senior status. recently got promoted to look over recent academy grads to monitor their progress, missions, and ensure that the senior aurors with them are following proper procedures during this last stage of the new agents’ training. still working on the field and everything, but given this extra workload. sort of the kind of job no one wanted but she’s going to use it to her advantage to help her continue moving forward.

+ as far as the order goes, she has a v similar leadership mindset where she’s found herself as a sort of apprentice to dumbledore’s right hand member. she works a lot in the strategy aspects, gaining intel through her position and helping organize missions based on what they find out. ppl undercover usually report to her to get back to the ppl above her. works a lot w hestia and alastor to determine what abt the auror department should be publicized and determine what in the prophet seems shady or if it’s something they should follow etc etc. (also was recruited into the order at around twenty)

+ is always a lil stressed, doesn’t really get a full night of sleep ever, could probs use a nap

+ loves loves loves social events like she wholeheartedly disagrees with the pureblood supremacy regime obviously but she LOVED the events growing up. still lives for ministry galas and her mother’s events and things in hogsmeade and she’s such a social person

+ her compassion is both her strongest virtue and ultimate downfall??? like it’s part of what makes her such a good leader and friend, but also what makes or breaks her in the heat of a decision

+ i wanna break her a lil and bring on the tragedy and see how far i can push her so hmu

+ character inspo: sara lance, bobbi morse, lexi branson, leia organa, buffy summers, juliet o’hara, zoe hart, caroline forbes, lissa dragomir, haley james scott

#this graphic's coloring isn't as pretty as sybill's but i was motivated #( time jump about. )#( we're gonna die historic | headcanons )

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