#and they were like nah its fine theyre gonna live happily ever after

[youaremysunshine-court]

The saddest thing is the witcher could have portrayed healthy found familial relationship in a non-traditional way, but they went and forced yennefer into the role of mother, geralt into the role of father, completely did away with jaskier, and didn't even bother to consider that every single witcher in Kaer Morhen could be considered ciris father, but no, there's a husband and a wife and a child and that's all there is to it

#witcher #the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #also yennefer is historically NOT a good maternal figure for ciri #it was so ooc for geralt to just completely forgive her at th end of s2 #like i have never had a child but i do have nieces and nephews and they are very dear to me #and if anyone pulled that sort of shit with them i would hunt them and waterboard them not cuddle them on a battlement jesus christ #also the fact that like the witchers are relegated to uncle positions is so fucking dumb #a girl can and should have 20 dads if she wants #bc like kaer morhen is basically a commune right #so they good have given us some good non stereotypical family vibes maybe some polyam #but they ruined it #they gave us two people who could barely stand each other forom the time they met and a lady who traumatised this guys daughter #and they were like nah its fine theyre gonna live happily ever after #WHERES THE FUCKING BARD #IS HE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER #also fuck socially acceptable family dynamics and fuck netflix and fuck whoevers writing these godawful scripts (fuck henry cavill?) #and fuck the last episode for that unsatisfactory scene where they just cuddle up on a fucking roof like yen didnt give ciri trust issues #for decades to come #if i was geralt i would have slit her throat then and there #nothing comes before children #i was gonna be done here but its so narratively unsatisfactory like they havent seen each other in a year(s?) and his loyalty is with her #instead of his own daughter??? #the man who prizes morality and justice over everything else?? is fine with dragging a literal child into her need for power?? #what. the fuck. #okay im done #it could have been good but netflix fucked it the way they do everything so #fuck you netflix

[ariesbilly]

fred/fp, michael and maria

fred/fp:

• when or if I started shipping it.: before their episode even aired lmfao all i had to hear was “skeet ulrich and luke perry have scenes together” and i was like “welp, guess im watching riverdale now”• my thoughts: so many.... im just really emotional about these two cuz the history is so rich and deep but the writers aint gonna do shit with it and theres so much potential just being wasted so instead i gotta sit here and cry about headcanons. they deserve better, im so upset• What makes me happy about them: that fp is so ride or die for fred still to this day. like homeboy was straight up like “i heard your construction company was in trouble so i gathered up a bunch of my boys and we’re here to help you out”. what an icon. and like can you imagine how happy they mustve been in high school? fp literally saying it was the best time of his life??? im so emo• What makes me sad about them: WHAT DOESNT MAKE ME SAD !!!! IM SAD ALL THE TIME !!! just apply everything i said earlier to this question. also the fact despite fp clearly trying to better himself and all the progress he was making, fred was like “nah he murdered jason and he’s wrecking everybodys lives” like wow rude excuse you im never forgiving the writers also i demand a scene with fred owning up to being wrong and i need him to apologize to jughead and fp but that aint happening so...• things done in art/fic that annoys me: theres so little fic out and for the most part its all done in character and really well so i dont have much if anyone to complain about. what i will complain about is people writing fics of the parents in general where theres just no romantic feelings between those two like lmao yall wild• things I look for in art/fic: that it exists.... honestly the fandom is so small i cant afford to be picky i will literally take anything anyone gives me • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: i wouldnt mind fp and alice becoming a thing but that wont happen either cuz of b*ghead. i cant even have my backup fp ship become canon this show is annoying (also this is completely just me but if riverdale wanted to cast johnny whitworth to be fp’s serpent boyfriend...wouldnt be opposed to that. in fact i welcome it)  and for fred id want him and mary to get back together• My happily ever after for them: GOD that they actually became canon and moved in together with their sons and their dogs and were just finally happy and at peace and not having to worry about shit all the time and they can just be happy domesticated dads like please theyre both so tired let them rest• what is their favorite non-sexual activity?: on nice sunny days theyll have a cookout with archie and jughead, classic rock playing throughout the house. sometimes fp breaks out his guitar and coaxes fred into singing along with him

michael/maria:

• when or if I started shipping it.: probably started shipping them immediately • my thoughts: theyre so beautiful. my kids. realistically michael could be a better boyfriend but he’s doing his best lmao my poor tortured son. and maria being his sun. i love them• What makes me happy about them: i love their build up. the whole “we hate each other and banter all the time” to “youre literally the only person for me” is everything. those crazy kids they love each other so much• What makes me sad about them: that i didnt get to see a wedding between those two. eats me up inside. • things done in art/fic that annoys me: i think ive only read one maybe two fics about them and they were both fine so i cant comment• things I look for in art/fic: ^^ i dont read fic for them and i havent seen any art beyond gifsets and fanvids• Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: if they HAD to be with other people honestly id take max and michael and maria and isabel. or maria and liz. those are the only options• My happily ever after for them: that theyre settled. dont have to be on the run anymore. own their own business. are successful. have little half human half alien babies running around• what is their favorite non-sexual activity?: michael loves listening to maria sing. he could do it for hours

#briana answers things #mariadelvca