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illicreatxm · 4 years

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University sentence starters

All based off my uni experience/things I've heard/things that I've wanted to say but am too socially awkward to say.

(disclaimer: these are all set in a uk university setting. afaik we don't have roommates here but we have flatmates, so americanise according to your needs)

"Hi! I'm ___, and I think I'm in the room next door?"

"Hey, you must be the guy/girl in the room down the hall!"

"Oi, oi! New flatmate!"

"Hi, so we've already allocated cupboard and fridge space, and since you're the last one here we've left you this..."

"...Wait, hang on, I can't have only one shelf..."

"Should we set up a cleaning rota?"

"We need to set up a cleaning rota."

"As university students, we are required to go out at least once a week. No ifs, no buts, no maybes."

"Oh my God, have you been out every night in Freshers?"

"Why the hell do we have lectures during Freshers week?"

"Um... hey... do you have any food?"

[text]: guys, doms are doing a freshers week deal. i vote pizza tonight

[text]: hey guys, my parents are arriving in 2 hrs and i would really like the flat to not smell of weed thnx

[text]: someone stole my pizza i'm calling a flat meeting

[text]: you're really calling a flat meeting bc someone stole ur food?? lmao

"You want me to be your housemate next year?"

"You... don't want me to be your housemate next year?"

"Oh my God did you burn something in here?"

"Are you... are you eating... a stick of butter...?"

"Why's every shelf in the fridge just filled with beer?"

"I took my eyes off those cookies for five seconds! How are they gone?!"

"You know that brownie recipe you gave ___? Yeah, he used it for weed brownies."

"You don't tumble dry jumpers! Has your time at uni taught you nothing about knitwear care?"

"Hey, do you have the lecture notes from yesterday? I lost mine."

"Wait, we had a lecture?"

"I skipped my lecture for sleep and I'm proud."

"Lecture got cancelled! Time to sleep."

"Is it gonna snow tomorrow? I have a deadline and can't afford to have uni open when I've done nothing for it."

"Did he/she/they email about the cancelled lecture?"

[text]: hey, guys, weed is officially banned from the flat. we don't put stuff out in the sinks

[text]: whoever has decided to be a hairy asshole, please remove your hair from the shower drain

[text]: who clogged the toilet? i need to go before my lecture!!!

"I didn't know the bus stopped there! I thought it would, like... go in a wide circle or something."

"Oh you poor village child..."

[text]: guys, the freezer door broke off and ___ had the best idea for it

[text]: hey if you guys could like message in the chat before the electrician comes next time, maybe i won't end up accidentally flashing him as i go to pee

"How have you never been sock sliding before? Now I must educate you."

"Ooooh, what are you cooking? Can I have some?"

"Oh my God I think I saw a rat."

"Someone really smells and for once it's not me."

"Are you done being antisocial? I need your help on this question."

[text]: could people please warn us before they bring home guests? i think i flashed someone's girl/boyfriend/datemate

[text]: if you're gonna have sex against the wall with my bed against it, you're required to buy me earplugs

"They were at it all night, oh my God."

"I physically can't open my window to get fresh air. There is nothing fresh. Only weed. And cigarette smoke."

"I saw your bottle collection from outside and I must say... your parents are gonna flip when they realise you're now an alcoholic."

"Come with me to ___'s party? Everyone's got a date and I don't want to look like a loser."

"I am literally living off pasta, frozen peas and cheese."

"Student bank account empty, time to access the bank account of mum and dad."

"If you buy me takeaway I will love you forever."

[text]: you owe me for last night's takeaway

[text]: some guy walked into my lecture in a minion onesie and sat at the front. was that you?

"Oh God the Christians are coming."

[text]: the christians are doing another lunchtime talk! who wants free sandwiches?

[text]: guys. free food on campus.

"You don't need that many books. They're not even for studying."

"How much have you procrastinated today?"

"Ah, I see you've emerged from your cave for sustenance."

"You... you broke your leg?!"

"Freshers is too wild for an elderly third year like me."

"I need a nap. Wake me at 7."

"How hungover are you?!"

"I put twelve sugars in my coffee and now I can't stop vibrating."

"Can you turn the music down? Some of us are trying to study."

"Turn the music up so that she actually comes out of her hole."

"Turn the music up. I really don't want to hear what's going on next door."

"I saw the cutest cat on my way home from campus today!"

"Oh my God ___ picked up a cat on our way back and it nearly scratched his/her/their eyes out."

"Photo or it didn't happen."

"Do you have a spare notebook I can use?"

"Here's my huge stationary collection. Take what you need. No payments required."

"Hey, I saw you in the library earlier. How did the study sesh go?"

"...Were you watching ___ in the library earlier?"

"Guys! ___ is back on Netflix!"

"Leave me alone. I'm stress baking."

"___! I have too much food and I need someone to eat it all."

"I was so stressed I think I have enough baked goods to feed a whole country."

"Right, time for a late night library sesh. Who's got the snacks?"

"You made it all night? When was the last time you slept?"

"I'm FREE! NO MORE EXAMS!"

"I can't believe I'm graduating next week!"

"I can't believe we've lived together for ___. I literally can't imagine life without you."

"We're all basically adults now..."

"I'm gonna avoid being a real grown up and take a Masters. Think I can't do it? Watch me."

"I'm gonna miss this house."

"I'm gonna miss you."

"Look at you! My baby's all grown up in his/her/their grad gown!"

"I'm only here for the free food."

"What do you mean 'did you see me'? Didn't you hear me cheering?"

"You look amazing in that gown! You were made to graduate."

"Oh God, now I've got to adult."

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justcallmebeau-blog · 7 years

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Headcanon for 6-12-17

Ammy: Belle would get them from the airport for sure to drive them home

Karu: Which Emmy is so excited to see her but then they get home that's when beau opens the door and realizes the bottom floor of his house is flooded bc burst pipe (he'll have to call an emergency plumber or something) and it didn't fuck up too much that he can see but he can't figure out how bad it is until tomorrow Karu So he's talking about getting a hotel because he can't just let Emmy stay in a flooded house (He's totes have done it if it was just him tbh)

Ammy: Belle goes into crisis mode and calls a plumber and electrician to come out to check out the damage and won't let beau go in obviously because she doesn't want him getting electrocuted or hurt Ammy: And offers to put them up for the night because she can deal with Mal's grumbling if it means they don't have to stay in a last minute hotel when she has half a dozen extra bedrooms and they don't need to

Karu: Lol! Half a dozen extra bedrooms what a perfectly Belle house I s2g Karu: He's a little hesitant about Mal because they're juuuust getting on good terms again and invading his space with his kid but he appreciates the offer so much and he won't turn belle down. Maybe offers to take her out the next day after they figure out what's up in thanks Karu: He's freaked ofc but I mean mostly because he needs to make sure Emmy's bedroom and his studio are oka

Ammy: Belle would honestly offer to take Emmy for the day so he could go figure out what needed done at his place

Karu: Belle you precious human being 😍😍😍

Ammy: Bc he doesn't need a toddler at his heels while he's dealing with plumbers and contractors Ammy: (And lbr she already got an emmy-sized life jacket so she could take her out on the boat)

Karu: Which genuinely he would appreciate so much, because it's going to be a long day after an already crazy long week Karu: (OKAY BUT HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THAT)

Ammy: Whenever he finds out that he's going to need at least a month (??) to get the repairs done and make it livable, belle will have a talk with Mal and convince him to let beau and Emmy stay with them

Karu: And that's where we can have it start unfolding on dash??? Because that talk is gonna be interesting omg

#Beau: Headcanons #just an update XD he'll post a starter and replu to stuff in a bit

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