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#anyways i am once again posting about sad old scientists <3 they are a top tier breed of guy
razzafrazzle · 8 months
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i was obsessed with them when i was 8 and i am still obsessed with them now
[image description: a page of drawings of marceline and simon from adventure time. on the left is marcy wearing a white cropped sweater, a short black skirt, red tights, black fingerless gloves, and black boots. there is a caption that says "Average Bisexual" next to her. next to that is a short comic of marcy and simon, where marcy is floating over simon as he reads a book. marcy asks, "hey simon. ever kiss another man before?", to which simon replies "well sure." below them there is a caption that says, "he then failed to elaborate." next to that is a drawing of simon with his hands clasped together, with a smaller, uncolored sketch of simon looking surprised above him. the entire page is colored in a watercolor style. end id]
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aw-eather · 4 years
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Heather Watches SG1 s7ep13: Grace
Hello friends! I asked on twitter which one you wanted to see next and this was the one so.. I genuinely really enjoy this episode but I don’t think it would be top five? The Kiss TM obviously is up there but its so... sad.. BUT I think its a beautifully shot episode and the director is wonderful. Also if I ever meet Damien Kindler, I have a list of questions. 
I watched this a few weeks ago but am posting it today (11/085/2020) because I forgot I had even typed the notes until the other night when i asked. 
As always, I swear quite a bit but I also cried quite a lot in this episode becuse well I’m a hopeless romantic, I love Space Dad and I had just been dumped so all the angst hurts haha
also also, I leave most if not all my typos in here because I think it makes it funnier and I don’t usually look at my keyboard when I type so I make mistakes. I’m not perfect at touch typing by any standard and I still don’t do it properly anyway. 
Previously on which I don’t need because I’ve seen this show soooo many times 
Fucking Ronson man
Mum says she’s prepared but she’s not
Thers a storm coming and she doesn’t know how bad its gonna be
Two hours top turns into 4 days, 
HER FUCKING GRIN OH MY GOD
Remember your mission, bitch this is Samantha Carter, she forgets nothing and always stick to the mission plan (see The First Commandment, etc. etc.)
Uh oh
Not a ship on its way
I wonder who or what is on it. Well we never find out so no point asking
CREDITS
I am trying to eat and type at the same time this will  not go well
END CREDITS
Love that black curtain with tiny lights they’re using for stars
Cute ship, foe
Of course you wanna talk to them, Ronson but I don’t think its gonna go well babe
Powering up weapons but you won’t get awwwwaaaaayyyyy
Straight into the unknown not-quite-nebula 
SAM NO
WHAT A BAD FUCKING IDEA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
DAMIAN KINDLER
And BAM baby hit her head
Silence
More silence 
Fucking creepy kid
But if you wanna feel old she’s married and has a kid on the way
You are alone my love
Poor Sam
Of course you do hun cause you’re a good solider 
The didn’t leave you alone honey, they were beamed out
Cuts gone 
Just saying 
Poor Sam
She’s all alone and nothings working and I just wanna hug her
Teal’c being a sweetie 
Being the voice of reason
Stopping her from dying 
“If you sleep, you will die” *Sam falls asleep*
FUCKING KID GIVING ME THE CREEPS
Sam: Is someone there?
Me: IDK Are they? 
Cuts back 
Smart girl <3 
We don’t wanna play with you, you scare us
Cuts gone
“Were you this annoying when you were ascended?”
“Depends who you ask”
The answer is yes, Sam
He is always that annoying 
Her subconscious brain is trying to provide her people to bounce her ideas off of
This is the part of her that wants to explore the cloud, the scientist that battles with the military side of her
Beautiful shot of him standing behind her
Uh oh the ships making noises 
Peter Woste (director) makes some really beautiful shots
Ooooh 
This hurts
Daniel has no idea how lost Jack is
Of course he heard, ya bloody dick head
Jack is so worried about his girl
“Tok’ra can’t send a ship” no they ever can
What is the point of an alliance if only one side ever does anything? 
Is this the first time Daniel is realising Jack’s feelings for Sam? 
Because he seems shocked at Jack’s anger/frustration
THIS FUCKING KID
TEAL’C
He calls her Samantha which he NEVER calls her its…. An interesting choice
He’s right, everything is not as it seems 
Sam thinking of other ideas that she would normally bounce off her boys so she’s bouncing it off… subconscious images of her boys 
And she passed out again
Poor babe :(
Awwww I wanna hug her and protect her 
Honestly I think this way would have worked if it weren’t for that FUCKING KID
She’s not real Sam! 
Who is this kid anyway? 
Alien? Gas cloud?
Her face at the idea of it being a sentient cloud 
“Because its corrosive?” LOL
And shes out again
Did she?? Interesting
 Yeah but actually talking would have helped kid
Ooooooh no
Dad’s about to be here 
I’m Grace… https://youtu.be/688OPQ9WFpA
Hold on while I cry
HES NOT TALKING ABOUT JACK SAMANTHA 
HE WANTS YOU TO BE WITH JACK YA BLOODY GOOSE
DON’T BE AN IDIOT
Oh an initial trace huh? 
Useless fucking shits
They all know he loves her
Its written on their faces
And he’s been doing such a good job of holding it in, damnit
That little look down
A brother to Teal’c awww 
JACK HE JUST TOLD YOU SAM STILL LOVES YOU 
AND YOU LET HER GET ENGAGED TO PETE IM A CREEP SHANAHAN 
WHY YOU DO THE THING AT THE END OF THE EPISODE 
Oh NO NOT THE BUBBLES 
Baby Sam wondering how a bubble can exist 
Adorable 
I’m gonna cry again
Interesting that jack is in street clothes not uniform 
Because this is how she pictures him
Samantha 
I’m crying at this conversation
I could write out everything they say And what it all means because it all HURTS but we all know it off by heart I’m too lazy to rehash it here
I HAD TO HOLD IN A SCREAM
THE KISS AND LETTING HIM GO (she never really did tho let’s not kid ourselves) AND OH MY GOD IT HURTS
THIS FUCKING KID
Bubbles
Dead ass tho i nearly threw something during Sam and Jacks scene 
And whats worse is when she’s back, he would have sat there the entire time until she woke up
And the fear of anybody else hearing her call him Jack
And making an assumption that they’re together and therefore ruining her career 
Makes him shut her down and then she really knows that she has to move on
Because she doesn’t know how scared he was when she was missing
And that he was just as scared as she was when he was gone
But she’ll never know that 
Because he’ll never tell her 
I’m crying again
The way he looks at her
And says shes fine and says you are 
And her sad look
I fucking can’t handle it y’all
I just want them both to be happy and with each other but they’re too emotionally inept to say anything to each other so this is what we have to deal with
And now I have to deal with PETE 
FUCKING PETE 
Final Thoughts: 
I literally cried three times in that episode. Normally its once with Jacob’s scene but this time it was every time Jack was there too. I think my recent breakup is making me soft and all I can handle right now is fluff. Anything else hurts. 
I love that episode with my entire being but fuck me does it hurt
Also who or what is Grace? I have SO many questions. 
Its a beautifully shot episode though
And Amanda’s acting is ace. So is RDAs. 
BUT FUCK MGM FOR NEVER LETTING US HAVE CONFIRMATION OUTSIDE OF ONE PICTURE AND A PASSWORD
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Hi! I just saw your post on the chain about radicalism, and i think you might want to try breaking up with your SO? I mean, can you imagine a future with someone like that? idk. it’s your life. but maybe consider it? \(*.*)/ whatever you decide to do, good luck!
I know my post about how radicalised my SO is sounds very very bad, because well, it’s kind of bad tbh. This right-wing-fascism-conspiracy /pol/ has been spreading is definitely a cult and feeding this young people wrong information, wrong statistics, false facts and a fake worldview, and to be honest at times it’s kind of difficult to imagine my future with a man with such terrible ideas.But he also really wants to seem to learn, and to be open to change his views if proven wrong. So hopefully I can learn more, find statistics, studies... so I can hopefully deradicalize him, which I think I have in some areas. I think he really wants to know “the truth”, find out what  the *actual facts* are, and it just so happened that /pol/ got to him before other people and feed him propaganda that aligned with some bad experiences he’s had in the past, and that is masterfully crafted to sound logical even if it’s a bunch of blatant bullshit.He’s also extremely kind, probably one of the kindest, most compassionate persons you’ll meet. When we were in Japan, he ran without hesitation to help an old woman that didn’t have an umbrella cross the street covering her with his own umbrella, and I fell for him all over again.He’s treated me incredibly kindly every time I’ve fallen sick, or simply when I’m feeling too tired or unwell. He’ll prepare me hot water bags, he’ll bring me medicine, he’ll cook stuff for me, he’ll patiently look over me as I sleep, he insists on shipping me medicine from France, even when I could get it in Spain, so I don’t have to go the trouble of getting it myself... once I was incredibly tired and sad, and I fell asleep on top on him. I stayed there for over an hour, and he didn’t move a single inch so he wouldn’t wake me up, and he didn’t stop petting me for a second.He’s extremely, incredibly kind and caring. He’s very loving, but he’s also full of fear, and fear breeds hate. I find this is just a normal consecuence of his being and his experiences: he’s someone that’s very empathic, always carries his heart in his sleeve, wants to do right and treat everyone kindly; but had some terrible experiences in his childhood so fear kicked in and now he holds everyone at a distance and wants to think himself as above others.I know I probably can’t “heal” him solely with love, but I hope, and I am fairly sure, that facts will help since he really seems to want to keep an open mind and learn “the truth”.I just need to learn more myself, so I have facts, studies, scientists, philosophers... to back up my words ^^Anyways, thank you very much for worrying about me, I’m infinitely grateful, but as you can see we are doing well so no need for worries
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The Neuroplasticity Revolution- Willpower Can Change our Brains.
I have recently read some fascinating books about findings in neuroscience, and their practical applications in cognitive behavioral therapy. Equally important, they can be used for everyone to become happier.
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My interest in this was first piqued when I heard, years ago, that the Dalai Lama had asked neuroscientists whether our thoughts can change our brains [1]. The answer he received was pretty much universally no, for two reasons which were entrenched beliefs in neuroscience:
Adult brains do not have “neuroplasticity”: they cannot grow new neurons or make new connections. Only the brains of children can do that.
Even if neuroplasticity could occur, our thoughts have no influence on it. That would be “top-down plasticity”. There’s no such thing.
If you read the history of neuroscience in the earlier part of the twentieth century [1, 2], it’s easy to see how these hypotheses arose (although there are glimpses of counterevidence being ignored). But this is a case where entrenched scientific dogma does not intuitively feel right. It seems like adult brains can change, although maybe considerably less so than children. Us old dogs can learn new tricks. The Dalai Lama knew, from his own experience, that decades of meditation had changed his brain, and had seen its effects on other dedicated practitioners of his tradition. And the second point above cannot explain the placebo effect. How can some people get better taking a sugar pill because they believed it was the real medicine (there are a lot of fascinating evidence related to that in the book Timeless Healing by Dr. Herbert Benson).
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There has been a quiet revolution in neuroplasticity in the past 20 years or so that has turned these views upside down. [1,2]. Partially this was caused by accumulating evidence that could no longer be swept under the rug by skeptical scientists, and partially it’s due to increasing powerful imaging techniques and other technologies like functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMri). These allow the active regions of the brain to be imaged with precision. Our mental states are subjective and cannot be measured. But their neurological correlates can. You can, for example, ask someone with clinical depression, for example, how sad are you on a scale of 1 to 10, then see what regions of the brain are active. The possibilities are endless, and they are being put to good use in labs all over that world.
The bottom line is that both points one and two above are now known, undoubtedly, from repeated experiments, to be false:
neuroplasticity persists into adulthood, even for senior citizens like me: New neurons can grow from stem cells, existing neurons can be repurposed, even wholesale regions of the brain can be repurposed [1], And
your mental states, including your thoughts, can influence all of this: top-down neuroplasticity exists [1,2].
It’s even more exciting than that. Individual neurons, of which there are about 100 billion in the brain, were thought to be simple summing devices. If enough input sensors (dendrites) are activated, the neuron fires, and its axon sends out an output signal. The interfaces among neurons (the synapses) were known to be quite intricate biochemically, but it was thought that all the action occurred there. Recently it’s become known that neurons are sophisticated “microprocessors”, which contain thousands of quantum devices [3]. There’s clearly a lot more going inside than summing, The staggering implications of that are in the early days of study. I’ll cover the details in a future post.
Practical examples of the new findings in neuroscience abound [1,2], including:
more long term recovery from functionality lost in strokes can happen than previously thought possible. Neurons from other regions of the brain can take over for those lost in the damaged region.
An effective new cognitive treatment has been found for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). OCD sufferers have strong urges from what’s been identified as the “worry circuit” in the brain. Often it feels like they are helpless observers of their own minds. They know the signal they are receiving, like “my hands are dirty, I have to wash them again” (even though they’ve been washing them repeatedly), is wrong, but feel powerless to fight off the urge. A clear sign of lack of free will if ever there was. But they can train their minds to mindfully observe the abnormal thought arising, and apply cognitive techniques to fight off the urge (like noting “that’s not me, it’s just a faulty circuit”). And repeatedly doing this changes their brains, calming down the worry circuit, as shown in imaging studies.
Clinical depressed people have an over-reactive “doom and gloom” circuit in their brains. One aspect of this is deficient serotonin, which is why drugs like Prozac help. But unfortunately, drug treatment has a high relapse rate and doesn’t work as well after a while. Mindfulness-based cognitive therapy (MBCT) reduces the relapse rate considerably, by calming down the activity in the brain that causes excess brooding and “awfulizing”. Again, modified thinking changes the brain.
And to get back to the Dalai Lama’s question, the answer to that is now conclusively yes also: long-term meditators appear kinder and calmer, and they subjectively feel a higher state of unconditional inner peace. But now imaging and brain wave measurements have shown significant associated brain changes, compared to control groups with untrained minds [1, 4]. During meditation, there is a temporary alteration in your brain state. Repeated over time, this leads to a permanent altered trait.
The Role of Willpower
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I have talked about mental benefits of techniques like meditation and mindfulness previously. The benefits of these go beyond stress relief if they are consistently used as part of what I call a transformational path, as I’ll describe in my next post. This is not some “new age” notion, it is well-supported by the evidence in neuroscience. The single most important factor for this to work is giving consistent attention to it, which requires willpower.
Whether or not we really have free will or it is illusory has been argued by scientists and philosophers (and scientists) for centuries, and I’m not going to get into it. But the evidence shows that if we pay attention and apply willpower, we can change our behavior and our brains. It is hard to explain otherwise how someone in the incredibly strong compulsion of OCD, caused by a faulty brain circuit, could choose, with awe inspiring willpower, to change their thoughts and rewire their brain. Or numerous other examples.
It’s true we often behave as if we are on autopilot. We can compulsively perform an action and then rationalize to ourselves that we really chose to do that. It’s often easy to show how these compulsions come from survival instincts. In my case an obvious example is eating junk or poor eating choices. Some part of my mind comes up with a reasonable sounding explanation why just this once some cookies wouldn’t hurt, and I fall for it. We can fight this off, but it sure takes willpower. One of the coolest examples is the Nike ad where the woman’s alarm goes off so she can go for her run. While she’s still bleary-eyed, her bed starts talking to her, “you want me, you know you want me. I am so soft, so comfy…”. But she goes running anyway!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvJ8clMWX0
I’ve seen estimates that on average we’re behaving compulsively 95% of the time, and then probably rationalizing that we chose that behavior. And we are actually only rationally choosing 5% of the time. But that 5% makes all the difference. By using willpower and picking our battles, it allows us to choose in important situations. Like fighting off OCD, depression, or compulsive eating. And we can also choose to meditate. If our mind wanders off, whenever we notice that we can choose to bring it back .
That 95%/5% estimate is for the average person, with what meditation teachers would call an untrained mind. But that’s like saying the average person can only run 200 feet. With physical training you can run a marathon or more. The same is true for mental training.
I am continuing to read up on the exciting new developments in neuroscience and their implications, and will report when I find any exciting new tidbits.
References
Begley, S, Train Your Mind, Change Your Brain, Random House, 2008.
Schwartz, J, and Begley, S, The Mind and the Brain
https://www.closertotruth.com/series/quantum-physics-consciousness. Click on the interview with Dr. Anirban Bandyopadhyay.
Goleman, D, Davidson, R, Altered Traits: Science Reveals How Meditation Changes Your Mind, Brain, and Body, Penguin, 2017.
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How Do I Do SEO For My Real Estate Investing Website?
I keep being asked: How Can I Learn SEO? How Do I Do SEO For My Website? The mistake everyone makes is this. Everyone wants SEO done. They know everyone talks about it, they know it is a good to have, but they have no idea what it REALLY is. How can you execute a plan based on a tool you have no idea to fully use ad what the benefits of that tool is? It ll starts with What EXACTLY IS SEO anyways?!
Although I am into real estate investing, and this is a post about SEO For Real Estate Investors, this obviously can be applied to ANY business.
Just so you will read this entire HUGE article, I will give you the results right now.
With SEO I have the power to Not only get a ton of leads (HIGH quality leads) for free, I also get to decide who stays in business and who gets bankrupt in my market!
HOW? 
If you want to be the top dog in your market.. READ ON!!
SEO = Search Engine Optimization. Yeah duh… I know. If you didn’t know this… I will buy you a ticket to CT and invite you to my home so I can bitch slap you 3 times!
What this means is simply this…
Search Engine Optimization:
Whatever you do, for Google to display your site first (high) on the search results page when someone does a search on Google. 
Being 1 in the search results will get you a lot of customers, no matter what business you are in. This is why people pay SEO companies a fortune to rank #1. No matter how much it costs, you are most likely going to get it back 10 fold if you convert this inflow of customers into leads, and then deals.
It is an investment with a ridiculous ROI. If you know what you are doing or have someone that knows what they are doing, do it for you, it is the best possible marketing you can possibly do. Getting to be #1 is not easy, but once there it is doable to stay there by just maintaining that position.
What EXACTLY IS SEO Anyways?!
So everyone gives the same answer when someone asks about SEO. “You get leads for free online”… “And these leads are high quality leads as these are people begging YOU to buy their house vs you begging THEM to sell their house with other forms of marketing.
BUT..
Let me give you the REAL power of SEO through an (evil and brutal ) example…
So first… Let’s be honest. We ll know what SEO RRRRRRELLY stands for right?
SEO stands for Seriously Evil Ostriches.
  This is what Google unleashes on yo Butt when you don’t take Search Engine Optimization seriously. It is such an underappreciated weapon people just ignore and it is beyond me why!
When you master SEO you are pretty much a God online. You control your business and more importantly you control other people’s businesses. You sit on your throne and pass judgement who gets to live and who doesn’t.
Wait whaaaat????
Let me give you a brutal example what power you actually have on others.
Long long long ago there was this awesome little monkey. He was minding his own business being awesome, cute, sexy as hell, helping fairies build him the best website in the world. Ohh really important fact.. He was SUPER SEXY OMAGAAHH!!!
Then the Evil Butthole Of The West saw how awesome his site was and decided to copy the copywriting, layout and my…  ohh sorry, I mean his brilliant ideas. ahem..
The awesome little monkey said.. “ohh no you don’t! you little poop“
So the overlord supreme (the little monkey) of the Google SERPs (search results) decided to pass judgment! The lil monkey checked which cities the Evil Butthole Of The West was doing deals in.. and did a Google search to see where they ranked.
And yup,..
they ranked #1
You dare to copy me.. MEEE MEEEEEEE and think you will get away with it? … he said.
Destroy Your Competition… (If You Want To)
The monkey checked to see which cities the Evil Butthole Of The West invests in and he took them ALL.. by creating specific city pages on his site targeting those cities the sad little butt of the west invests in.
EVERY single one of them.
How long do you think it took to overtake him?
ONE DAY!!
Why? How?
It is called Google trust.
Google trust happens when you have proved to  Google you are sexy as hell. When Google trusts you.. this happens…
Consider this…
Branding Your Company Is Important!
The word “Xerox” is a brand name correct? It has become such a strong brand that now people use it as an actual word.
“I have to Xerox this document”= I need to photocopy this document.
So now when you type “Xerox” int Google, Google knows you actually mean Xerox the company and this happens..
This happens because Google KNOWS Xerox is a company.
Now similarly.. in my market… the keyword “We buy houses in connecticut” is the number 1 typed in keyword to find companies that offer services of buying houses for cash. Well guess what happens when your company is now so sexy, and has Google trust?
Yup, Google now actually thinks that when someone types in that keyword, they are SPECIFICALLY looking for the company CALLED “We Buy Houses In Connecticut”..
And THAT company shows up.. like so:
But that is not all. See the circled “Mini links”? That increases Click through rate drastically… leaving competitors in the seh-MOKE!
How To Brand Your Company
Branding your company (like Xerox did) is one thing. Making google think your company is a brand is completely an other, but the principle remains. How does the community think you are a brand (like xerox)? Simple. You have to become an authority in that market. You become known, the go-to- business in the technology, the leader. (Have you noticed “Google” is a brand too? “How do you stop my dog from humping my cat”? Reply: “Google it you Dumbass”.  Google, the word now means something).
Branding your company is no different in Google’s eyes. Become the authority, the leader. How? Google needs to see people are talking about you, you need to be the authority in the business, have internet presence. Have you noticed that in my blog I m quite vague sometimes? I have to because people STEAL everything from me. I only show you the TIP of my iceberg.. damn that sounded dirty didn’t it. Only a select few get the full scope of my SEO godly knowledge. Yup I started consulting and only those that work with me get this power!
You must be thinking.. DAMN this SEO stuff is interesting.. huh?
Well Not even close to be done here, Silly Butt. So shut up, sit down and FOCUS!!
Look what the first page of Google looks like for someone with godly SEO skills…
Everywhere there is a blue arrow.. is us! We absolutely DOMINATE the first page of Google.
Now for those that have NOT me in their market.. be happy.. Gaadamn it be VERY Happy!! But for those unfortunate souls that have to deal with an evil maniacal little monkey… life sucks! WHY?
Let me show you why pumpkin..
SEO Gives You Control Over Your Market And Your Competitors Market.
Think about it… how would YOU get leads if some butt monkey is hogging Google?
PPC?
Direct Mail Marketing..?
Bandit Signs?
… right? .. and here is where SEO REALLY works for me.
PPC:
Have you seen the sites that do PPC? Often they know NOTHING about SEO and let SEO companies take over… well SEO companies ONLY do SEO. they do nothing about your conversion tactics or credibility score.
So when users see their sites.. they SUCK. Seriously horrible sites.. and as I am #1 they obviously see my site and my site.. as mentioned before.. is the best site in the world (as fairies made it).. they simply get more motivated to choose me because well duhh.. I am credible and awesome. (well so they think).
DDM:
For Direct mail marketing.. this is even MORE brutal. So a potential seller get a weird yellow mailer: …
Margarette: “Hey George.. GEORGE.. GEOOORGE you old senile freak I am TALKING to you!”
George : ” Good lord I’m right next to you woman, what do you want you old hag!”
Margarette: “well you old prune, I just got a card here i the mail with this young man wanting to buy our house in cash, how odd”
George: “That can’t be real Margarette.. WHO buys houses in cash.. just Google it you will see I am right”
So dear ol Margarette Googles:
We Buy Houses In Connecticut
Sell my house in Connecticut
who buys houses in Connecticut
cash for houses in Connecticut
Guess who is on top of the list? And a NASA scientist no less, helping old people walk again through robotics (CREDIBILITY)…
ME!
Don’t believe me?
      Bandit Signs?
Oh please I won’t even go there. What looks more shady, and screams for “google me”, than a nasty sing stapled to a street pole with “We Buy Houses” written on it. More so, no one will remember the phone number on such signs, so when they are interested and try to contact the owner of such a sign, what will they do? Yup Google: “We Buy Houses In Connecticut“, and 3 guesses who will be on top of the search results? Moi!
This is the most interesting part and this shows off Google Trust. I do not put bandit signs out. I think it is juvenile, too much work, and ILLEGAL! BUT…
Look what happens if Margarette happen to see a bandit sign on the street. Imagine she can’t remember the phone number on the sign.
So she would google.. maybe:  “who puts we buy houses signs in ct“. You kids want to see the result?
Yes? I bet you do!
Although I am the 3rd choice, the 1st, and 2nd result are not relevant to that search. So she would click on my site!
One more? Okie Dokie then!
Can you start to realize how powerful this is?
SEO Is King If You Know How To Use It Cleverly (Evilly?)
So not only aren’t they getting any leads organically.. even DMM, Bandit Signs, or PPC is giving ME most of their leads.. why?? SIMPLY because I am better at SEO than they are! Bragging much? You still do not get it do you. It is irrelevant if I am bragging or not. The underlying message remains. Everything I mentioned here is truth. The screenshots is obvious proof. So of this is true, then I proved my point. No marketing beats SEO!
So… Tell me again.. what is the best form or marketing?
SEO IS KING!!
Why You Shouldn’t Hire A SEO Company To Do Your SEO
As you can see I bet every SEO company that takes on clients in CT! How do I know? Because I rank 1 duhh. So how can that be? That is what they do, I m just a little monkey that took on SEO on my own… yet here I am, no one can touch me.
And this is exactly why I am untouchable. An SEO company needs to do SEO for how many people? A lot. If you do SEO for 2 sites, why would site #1 out perform site #2 if you are doing the same SEO for both? Not going to happen. Do you think an SEO company is going to spend 3, 5, 12 hours working on your site, when they have 30 more customers that need SEO lovin from them? No!
Take me for instance. I breathe SEO, eat SEO, Poop SEO, I make sweet love to SEO, I make not so sweet even rough, maybe a little perverted love to SEO 10, 12, 14 hours a day. I come up with novel completely unique SEO techniques (which I am obviously not sharing unless you hire me for a consulting gig!). Yes you are not going to beat me with SEO (easily). Don’t care how big of a company you are. The FACT you are an SEO company IS your weakness, going against me!
An SEO company has no chance with the dedication drive and obsession an individual will put into for their own company. So I know this reply feels like a lot of bragging… but it is done purposely.
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility
I can put ANYONE in my market out of business eventually by taking over their market… driving the to spend a fortune on marketing and in the process taking all their leads THEY paid for… All because of SEO. Should you?
Of course you shouldn’t. There are deals for everyone…   OMG I am sorry. I couldn’t write this with a straight face.
YES you moron. DESTROY, Annihilate, OBLITERATE, CRUSH, your competition. Why?
To be at the top is not about being the best one. Someone else will always be better than you, just wait long enough and you will be overtaken. no no.. the saying goes.. to be on top you need to be sure you are the ONLY one! Yes brutal. Believe me when they are successful, and their success is killing your business, when you need the money to feed your kids, no one will old back and give you a chance. You need to grab your chance be sure no one pushes you down. If you do not have this mentality. Get out now. You will not make it.
Does this mean you can’t help others? Of course help others. I am helping you by writing this aren’t I? Help others succeed by all means. But don’t hold back when it comes to your own success!
SEO is more powerful than you can possibly IMAGINE.
BUT…
SEO Without Credibility Means NOTHING!!
SEO is not everything.
For all you Math lovers out there, prepare to get excited.
DEALS = SEO + CREDIBILITY
OK so now…
Let’s look at par 1 of the equation:
SEO/DMM/my dirty boxers with my phone number written on it/…
This section just gets you noticed. It gets you in front of the seller.
Now the 2nd Part Of The Equation.
Credibility. This convinces the seller you are the best solution to their problem
SEO without credibility…
You are in front of a seller and you say something like:
“Yo my name is Zimbwabambiniwe,  give me your bank account number because I want to give you 1M dollars so I can get my 10 M dollars“.
Shady much?
So what if you are in front of a seller, no one will believe you are credible without credibility.
Now let’s consider the other way.
Credibility Without SEO
Without SEO or any marketing, you could have bought 3 gazibilion houses and you could have paid 3x the market value of the house with concrete proof… who cares if no one even knows you exist, let alone find you.
So you need both!
Yes yes I am friggin awesome I know I KNOW!!
The Result:
And if you are as good at SEO as I am…. you are dangerous! Very dangerous. And I am such an evil butt douche. I am maniacal!
But all this means nothing without results… concrete results:
    I keep telling people. Be a YODA in SEO
If you have no one like me in your market…
KNOW how lucky you are!!
Become that “ME” in your market BEFORE someone else does (or convinces me to help them become the local SEO Yoda), because..
IF you don’t.. game over!
BUT BUT BUT.. I have to admit.. it is not all SEO goodness… being handsome beyond comprehension does help. Don’t believe me?
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Damn I am hot!
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