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Castle Episodes (Season 5)

And the season 5 post. You can find the previous posts here.

5x01 After the Storm: This episode contains one of the earliest memories I have of this show (well, except for the kiss in 4x23). I wasn’t watching the show back then but I remember the fandom talking about that scene where Martha walked in on Castle and Beckett and Beckett having to hide in the closet. The beginning is HILARIOUS. One scene after the other. First Beckett and Castle. Then Beckett hiding in the closet. Then Alexis hungover with Castle a little insulted that she didn’t call him to pick her up (she did, he just didn’t answer). Hungover Alexis is just so adorable.

5x02 Cloudy With a Chance of Murder: “Act normal” lol. Lanie notices right away that Beckett had sex because she had that glow. Castle is being so silly on the weather station playing with the green screen, it’s hilarious. “Shouldn’t they [Ryan + Espo] be back by now?” “Maybe they hit traffic.” “Maybe they hit each other.” Well, they both did return with a black eye. Beckett calls Castle and it’s a harmless situation but to Beckett it sounds like Castle is being attacked, so she rushes over to his place, only to find Castle’s date literally on Castle. And the first thing he says is “I know who the killer is”. Ryan and Esposito make up by the end of the episode. “or maybe we’ll be amazing” aww yes you will. Castle and Beckett are so adorable in this episode with their hiding and their jealousy and whatnot.

5x03 Secret’s Safe With Me: Alexis is packing for college. Castle smiles real proud and goes “my little girl is going to college”. The smile on his face is priceless. Martha knows about Castle and Beckett. And Castle told Alexis. And now Beckett is scared that Alexis will tell Lanie who will tell Esposito who will tell Ryan. Castle has two grand in his pocket because he’s a best selling author, so why shouldn’t he lol. Eunice. Now what’s the Castle book that came out after this episode and is there a character called Eunice. “If it’s the reservations you care so much about, why don’t you take your girlfriend.” oooh looks like Alexis is jealous or something. Turns out that the whole situation with her leaving home is just too much atm, so it’s not about Beckett. Gates is starting to like Castle, there’s some really awkward, yet hilarious scenes. She’s even reading the Nikki Heat series. “Best handshake ever” - as if that handshake was more sublte than a kiss though lol. “Because no matter what, you’d be there. And I’d wake up and everything would be fine.” .. “if you need me here, here’s where I’ll be.” Their goodbye made me cry so hard when I watched the show for the very first time because I watched it like a year after I left for University. And now I’m tearing up again because this scene is so beautiful and things are quite tough at the moment and boy does this scene trigger some emotions. In the end, Gates hates Castle again because he broke one of her Gemini dolls she’s been collecting. Castle returning home with no Alexis there - brb sobbing some more.

5x04 Murder, He Wrote: Beckett and Castle are going away for the weekend together. It’s so cute how Alexis and Martha pressure him to pick some nice restaurants and make some plans. No sight of jealous Alexis from the episode before. The shots of the beautiful scenery is really painful - I just got home from vacation a couple of days ago and could really use one again, so why would you do this to me. “I can’t deny that I brought other women up here... but none of them were you.” awww. A almost-dead guy falls into Castle’s pool being dead and he goes “call 9-1-1″ with Beckett saying “ya think?!”. Of course they can’t just enjoy a quiet weekend away. “So we’re Brangelina now?” “No, we’re.. Rickate. No, we’re .. Kate-ick. Cas-kett. Oh, that’s good cause of the whole murder thing, casket.” In an interrogation, Ryan finds out that Castle and Beckett are dating. It’s hilarious when he talks to Castle on the phone omfg. I love that he didn’t tell Esposito, though, but said that they should just drop it because it was Beckett’s private life. Respectful :’)

5x05 Probable Cause: Awwww look, that’s Esther from Torchwood :’) The beginning with Castle and Alexis is hilarious. I just don’t like that Alexis disappeared right away and didn’t spend any time with Castle, only came home for food and laundry. Castle’s fingerprints are on the door and the doorframe at the crime scene. Ooopsy. Ryan tells Espo about Beckett and Castle giving the circumstances because things are not looking good for Castle. It is so intense, they are even arresting him at his place. It’s heartbreaking when Martha and Alexis arrive at the precinct and then also see him behind bars. And then there’s ‘evidence’ that Castle was havin an affair with the victim and that he was also planning the perfect murder which is the exact same murder that happened. God, it’s so intense and emotional. And then there’s 3XK who’s behind all this. “Watching you and your daughter talking a walk” it gets even more intense when he brings Alexis up in all this. The ending was too easy. Too public. 3XK isn’t dead and it’s exactly how Castle said. He wanted to get shot, so that they’d stop looking for him and he could start killing again.

5x06 The Final Frontier: I have no idea who those guys are but I ship the Captain and Chloe. Oh no, she ... shot him or something. A murder at Supernova Con. I loooved the Firefly reference. Castle says that he’s a fan of good Sci-Fi - he mentiones a couple including “that Joss Whedon show”. “Perlmutter, so good to see you again” “Ah, if only the feeling were mutual” I just love Perlmutter’s love for Castle <3. Beckett is such a fangirl of Nebula-9, it’s adorable. It gets so awkward when Castle spots Alexis at the convention dressed in ... well, a bra, some feathers and a bit more fabric on her neck and arms. Castle makes a fuss and wants to give her his jacket (yes, the outfit is hideous but he’s embarrassing her big time). Thankfully, Beckett pulls him away and Alexis can just go. “How do I unsee this” same though. Alexis and Castle later decide to just ignore what happened and never talk about it. “I’ve been waiting ten years to do that, bitch, nobody takes over my ship” loved this. And may fortune guide your journey.

5x07 Swan Song: Ooooh, it’s the episode that is filmed through the cameras. Like a documentary or something. It’s weird but also interesting. And I like it, as long as it’s just for one episode. Something’s wrong with Beckett’s hair. It’s interesting to see how the characters deal with the cameras and the public’s attention - for example Esposito put on a different shirt to show off his body. Also the title card, well, the music, is some rock music for the band. Lanie, Esposito and Castle are so hot for the camera, whereas Beckett is super annoyed, it’s hilarious. It’s just a bit weird when the camera is in the interrogation room and you can’t see it in the mirror (in another scene you can spot it, though). Gates also loves the camera, it’s hilarious how smiley she is. Also, when they went to the black screen, they should’ve added a sound similar to Castle’s “badaba-daba”. There’s Esposito singing. The ending of the episode is HILARIOUS. Beckett tricks the camera men into going in some random storage room and then she sticks out her tongue, winks and closes the door. It’s dark in there, the camera is black, the episode is over. Now, I don’t remember too much of the case but the episode itself is hilarious. Such a different perspective, so many great scenes.

5x08 After Hours: Awww they are having dinner with Beckett and her father at Castle’s place. It does get a bit awkward between Jim and Martha. The argument between the two of them turns into an argument between Beckett and Castle since they both defend their parents and take their sides. Castle and Beckett get into trouble trying to protect a witness that is being targeted by a mobster’s guys. It’s hilarious - Castle and Beckett are ‘fighting’ the whole time and the witness is freaked out and annoyed, and the situation is so intense and dangerous, there’s actually no point in fighting. Jim and Martha bond over their children being missing.

5x09 Secret Santa: watching a Christmas episode in August, fun. That poor little girl that has to watch Santa fall from the sky into the snow, dead. Castle still has some Christmas ornaments that Alexis made for him in first grade <3. I don’t like that Alexis and Martha have other plans for Christmas Eve. I’m with Castle on that one. How hilarious is Castle though, writing “Kris Kringle” on the murder board underneath the victim’s photo :D Gates is hilarious, talking about her mother-in-law. How awesome is the Santa school though. Castle is going through a little crisis with everyone making different plans than celebrating Christmas Eve at home. Beckett’s reason for her different plans are really sad, though. It’s because her mother was killed in January and they still had their Christmas decorations up and when they took it down, it felt like they put Christmas away for good. Ever since then, her father went up to his cabin and Beckett worked the Christmas shift, and they never took out the decoration again. “So go home, make a baby. You’re ready” awww we’re talking about a Ryan baby <3. In the end, Martha and Alexis cancel their plans :’) and then it’s Castle who decides he has to be some place else lol but Beckett is right in front of his door because some detective took over her shift <3. Merry Christmas! Now I’m in such a Christmas mood on August 02 with 25°C outside lol.

5x10 Significant Others: Meredith is supposed to take Alexis on a trip to Paris (it’s ironic how Alexis will be in Paris in five episodes anyway, just for not so fun reasons) but Alexis is sick. It’s adorable. Meredith comes over anyway to take care of her (how is it that we only saw her two times throughout the whole show). Beckett is so upset about Castle letting Meredith stay with him - she’s staying at his place as well because her place is getting fumigated. That whole discussion is so annoying tbh. There’s this annoying scene where two formerly married people destroy each other’s stuff to get back at the other. “I love her but with mono she’s a bit of a bore” lol Meredith. IT’S THE EPISODE WITH A CHARACTER BILLY PIPER IN REFERENCE TO BILLIE PIPER. AND LEANN PIPER ALSO IN REFERNECE TO BILLIE PIPER. I love this. Martha is having a glass of wine and the wine looks a lot like water wow. Alexis told Meredith that Beckett and Castle’s relationship was serious :’)

5x11 Under the Influence: Esposito bonding with the kid is adorable. We also find out that Espo’s parents got divorced when he was five and his father went to Florida with his new girlfriend. Esposito also went to juvi for assault and resisting arrest, unlawful possession. Esposito taking care of the boy <3

5x12 Death Gone Crazy: Castle finds Alexis’ vlog page and he’s not too happy about it because she’s sharing personal information with the whole world (and in three episodes, this will become relevant again). Martha and Beckett think he’s overreacting, but he actually makes Alexis come up to the station to tell her about his concerns and worries. “Sorry we had to cop block you, bro” :D “Dad, I know you want to keep me safe. But the only way to do that is to wrap me up in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.” “Believe me, I’ve thougt about it.” .. “But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop worrying or I’m gonna stop caring or reminding you from time to time that you are, indeed... wrong.” “And I wouldn’t want you to.” <3 I love their relationship so much, it’s so important to me. Have I mentioned that already? “Do you think he’ll one day accept his granddaughter?” “Absolutely.” “What makes you so sure?” “Because a father would do anything for his daughter.” <3

5x13 Recoil: “Previously on Castle...” hell yes. It’s about Bracken again, but this time he’s not the killer but the target. “You really are remarkable, you know that?” awww. it’s so intense with Beckett protecting the person that killed his mother.

5x14 Reality Star Struck: Valentine’s Day is coming up. Gates is a little “Wives of Wolf Street” fangirl. I love how Martha, Alexis and Castle are watching the show together. And it’s so bad that Castle is like “shoot me now”. For some reasons, he’s watching it all night though. “You watched just one episode? That’s like eating just one potato chip” I LOVE THIS QUOTE SO MUCH. Oh my God there’s this scene where Castle slips his valentine’s gift (earrings or something) into Beckett’s jacket but it’s actually not Beckett’s jacket but Gates’. “You two are back toget- .. spoiler alert” :D Beckett interrogating Bob is hilarious, she’s basically screaming at him the whole time, it’s hilarious. THe poor guy is so scared :D Aww Lanie and Esposito are going on a date together. It’s hilarious when Gates confronts Castle about the earrings. Beckett’s gift for Castle is too perfect - an empty drawer :’) And then I’m pretty sure there’s a piano version of the song playing that played in 4x23 when Beckett and Castle were making out.

5x15 Target: I don’t really know what to say about this two-parter because it’s my all time favorite Castle episode. I’ve seen it so many times, I know most of the dialogs by heart. I love Castle and Alexis’ relationship so much and seeing him worried sick about her, so devastated, almost hopeless, it’s just... I can’t describe it. The episode holds a special place in my heart.

5x16 Hunt: Same for this one. Though there are one or two things that I wish had gone differently. But I won’t complain because at least we got an episode with Alexis in peril. And it’s so important to me and I love it so much.

5x17 Scared to Death: The victim died three days after watching a dvd that said she was gonna die in three days. And since Castle watched that disk at the crime scene as well, he’s afraid that he’ll die in three days, too. “Ah, Detective Beckett! ... and defective Castle” I just love Perlmutter’s hatred for Castle :D Awwwww is that Romy Rosemont? :’) Awwww, I can’t stop smiling, hi there bb, so good to see you:’) The ending is kinda spooky with Beckett and Castle being at a cabin in the woods to protect the possible next victim - at night of course. “It#S you” omg no it’s not Romy. It then turns out it’s not Romy but you can see the killer passing the window with Castle and the guy talking in the cabin, not knowing that the killer is right there oh my god. It gets a lot less scary when you can actually see the killer. It’s hilarious how Castle beats her with holy water though. Awww Castle’s top 1 on his bucket list from three years ago is “be with Kate” <3 I just find it weird that there’s no mention of Target/Hunt in this episode whatsoever. Like, no worried Castle calling up Alexis to see if she’s alright. No Beckett asking how Alexis is doing. Nothing. It’s also weird because in season 8 “Child’s Play”, Castle tells Alexis that he wouldn’t leave her out of his sight after Paris. Well, I haven’t seen any of that in season 5.

5x18 The Wild Rover: Espo to Lanie “I thought you liked it when I played doctor” and he wants to fistbump Castle who just shakes his head. Aww, hi there, Jenny. We learn about Ryan’s past, about his undercover assignment. “I’m his best friend, she’s just his wife”. It’s heartbreaking when Ryan goes undercover again and you see Jenny’s teary face. It gets really interesting seeing Ryan as Fenton, though. It’s hilarious when Ryan calls his team for backup and then he also calls Castle who says “Seriously? I- I didn’t bring my vest”. The episode ends with Jenny telling Ryan that she’s pregnant and it just makes me smile so hard :’)

5x19 The Lives of Others: Aww Castle hurt is leg showing-off while skiing. Martha is leaving for a spa trip and Castle guilt trips her because she’s away during his birthday. “It is a spa trip, not a guilt trip”. Alexis gave Castle binoculars and he actually starts watching random people in the building across the street because he’s so bored. Then, he actually sees a murder in the apartment he’s been watching - or at least he thinks so because a man with a knife walks into the bedroom where his cheating wife is. He can’t see what happens because the blinds are closed. Oooooh nice, this is the 100th episode - the title card is awesome, the blood showed a little 100. Anyway, when Espo and Ryan go to that house, there is no body. Of course Castle doesn’t stop watching the guy. He’s convinced he killed her and he keeps seeing evidence for that, but Beckett doesn’t believe him, so he wants to film the guy but when something fishy actually happens, it takes him too long to get the camera started ;D It’s hilarious when Alexis starts watching the guy and says that he’s taking off his clothes and that he’s cute, so Castle takes her binoculars, but then she just gets another pair :D They then watch him together eating popcorn, I love this. “If you [Alexis] get caught, you’ll get an B&E on your record and you’ll never become President” :D :D :D “When you [Beckett] do it, it’s an illegal search. When I do it, it’s just illegal.” I love Castle logic. Eventually, Beckett goes over to the guys’ apartment because Castle thinks the body is in the fridge, but the guy ends up attacking Beckett and then the lights go out and Castle is shitting his pants. He calls 911 and rushes over there, Espo and Ryan kick in the door and then there’s everyone yelling SURPRISE :D WIth a huge “Happy Birthday” banner. They just set that whole thing up as a birthday present and to kill his boredom. He loves it. ANd I just love that Castle’s birthday was actually ABC Castle’s birthday as well. “How many murders do you think we solved since we met?” “I don’t know, maybe a hundred or so?” “A hundred... Here’s to a hundred more.” Spoiler alert: not gonna happen :( Also, you wouldn’t believe that Alexis was abducted to Paris just a couple weeks ago. No sign of ptsd or the like.

5x20 The Fast and the Furriest: “I don’t sleep eat. I’ve never sleep aten.. sleep ate... sleep eaten, have I?” lol at Perlmutter for saying “oh, the B-Team” disappointed when Ryan and Espo came in :D Castle sets up a trap for the person stealing his food and then late at night, he hears it go off and sees Alexis with a blue face (she makes a really cute smurf btw), just running off :D Castle on the hike is hilarious. “Oh, that is not good for my knee” they manage to mention a silly injury from last episode but they can’t keep up with Alexis’ abduction?! Turns out, Alexis was giving her allowance money to some guy named Jonah - she was supporting his project that could change the world. Her talk with Castle at the end is super cute.

5x21 The Squab and the Quail: Let me start by saying that I have NO idea what the title means. Apparently, both are kind of birds. “One squab, one quail” ah, there we go. Castle decidign between Beckett or a video game, loool. Esposito looks weird. His hair is too long and the stubbles.. nah. There’s a bit of tension going on between Beckett and Castle because of jealousy and taking someone for granted, stuff like that. Alexis is really supportive, reassuring that Beckett is taking their relationship seriously. Martha, on the other hand,... not so much ;) The ending is kinda like ??? with Beckett asking “Castle, where are we going?” “To the bedroom. Come on, you’re gonna love this” and then Beckett looks all ???

5x22 Still: Boy that shot of NYC is gorgeous. I really need to travel to NYC again, it’s been too long. Also, the three times I’ve been there were only for a weekend, so I couldn’t explore it fully. But there’s so many places I haven’t visited that I need to see, ugh, the struggle is real. About the episode. Beckett is standing on a bomb. Castle is worried but won’t leave her side. Aww flashbacks to the early seasons <3 GOD I MISS THIS. They also mentions Beckett’s various hairstyles over the years, I love this. The flashbacks are gold. Castle acting like a cop, I’m cracking up. Beckett says I love you, Castle says it back. “oh for heaven’s sake, detective, just kiss the man” :D The flashbacks on all the kisses though.

5x23 The Human Factor: There’s a scene that’s supposed to be super funny but it’s just not. I’m just not feeling the episode. At the end of the episode, Beckett gets a job offer for a job in DC.

5x24 Watershed: Beckett in DC does not feel like Castle at all. “Is this about Paris?” FINALLY WE’RE MENTIONING THIS LIKE WOW. “And yeah, I still have nightmares, ... “ tell me more, show me more. “But it’s not gonna stop me from worrying about you or missing you.” awww “And I wouldn’t want you to.” Awww that’s the same dialog from another episode, this would make a great parallel gifset. This scene was really nice, but I wish there had been more follow-up on Alexis and Castle, you know. How they dealt with the events. “..there’s no way I’m letting Alexis go to Costa Rica now.” lol yeah. Ryan tells Esposito that Jenny is pregnant and Ryan is all smiles, it’s beautiful (I didn’t expect that scene cause I thought he had told him already). Of course Castle is upset that Beckett didn’t tell him about the job interview and didn’t include him in her plans. There’s a beautiful conversation between Martha and Castle about the issue - Martha is awesome. Beckett and Castle meet at the swingset again to talk. And then Castle proposes to her and the episode ends. It just ends. Like, in what universe is that okay. Thankfully, I can go right on to 6x01.

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