#aph spicy mom

[aphverse-confessions]

its your fav mcd-was-a-political-thriller anon and im here for a spicy take: Jesson needs to stop making blatant microaggressions as cutesy 𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖗𝖐𝖞™ questions or as a hahaha funny gag™ when werewolves and mei'fwa are written to be discriminated minorities.

In MCD s1, we're told that werewolves are dangerous brutes who are aggressive, but then we're shown how level-headed Bodolf is, how the western wolf tribe actively helps Aphmau and how they're genuinely good people. We even have a sweet arc where Donna accepts Logan for being half-werewolf and they both adopt Yip (who's the only surviving werewolf member of a GENOCIDE). S1 actively subverts the expectation of werewolves being dangerous or stupid, they're equals to their human cast members. ... Then S2 Ep72 (0:30—2:05) happens where Aphmau and Zoey are being fucking racist to Yip where the following conversation ensues:

𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶: 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘠𝘪𝘱? 𝘡𝘰𝘦𝘺: 𝘞𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘠𝘪𝘱 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶: 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘸…

***𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘱 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵***

𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘞𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘭! 𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶: 𝘠𝘪𝘱? 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦! 𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘦! 𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶: 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘢? 𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘏𝘦𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘞𝘖𝘓𝘍 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸?

𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘶: 𝘈𝘩, 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵. 𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘠𝘖𝘜’𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘛𝘈𝘓𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘖 𝘔𝘌 𝘓𝘐𝘒𝘌 𝘐𝘔 𝘈 𝘋𝘖𝘎! 𝘡𝘰𝘦𝘺: 𝘈𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴? 𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭.. 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰… 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰, 𝘐 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦——

***𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶 𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘪𝘵***

𝘈𝘱𝘩𝘮𝘢𝘶: 𝘍𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩!

***𝘠𝘪𝘱 𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬***

𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘙𝘶𝘧𝘧! … 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛!? 𝘕𝘌𝘝𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘌𝘌𝘕 𝘈 𝘎𝘜𝘠 𝘊𝘏𝘈𝘚𝘌 𝘈 𝘚𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘒!? 𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘋𝘐𝘋𝘕’𝘛 𝘊𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘐𝘛, [𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬] 𝘊𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘋’𝘝𝘌 𝘒𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘋 𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘖𝘕𝘌! 𝘡𝘰𝘦𝘺: 𝘖𝘩 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘪𝘱, 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘠𝘪𝘱: 𝘠𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘮'… 𝘏𝘌𝘠 𝘞𝘈𝘐𝘛 𝘈 𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘜𝘛𝘌! ... Oh my fucking god, Jesson. When I was rewatching MCD, I cringed so hard into my skin and I had to do a double take if they were fr doing this for the bit. Im sorry, my like for MCD Aphmau and Zoey TANKED after that scene oh my fucking god. Yip is a survivor of the eastern wolf village, a tribe that was murdered in a G E N O C I D E because of Zane and... theyre treating him like a fucking dog? B R O? It's even worse with Mei'fwa with how in PDH, Aphmau was asking Kai if he could go 'Nya!' to him or if Mei'fwa called the bathroom 'the litterbox' because MCD had an arc in Nahakara Village where Aph was discriminated against being a Mei'fwa. Also Kaitlyn being a canonical racist against werewolves cus they beat up her brother?????? I know jack and shit about whatever the hell happened to MyStreet beyond S3, but hearing about Aph's mom having a race kink is ಠ▃ಠ Like, oh my fucking god these microaggressions are awful, and I HATE how they're being played off as jokes because its so discomforting as a POC. These jokes would be absolutely fine if Jesson didnt made werewolves or mei'fwa victims of oppression/discrimination. Please, rewriters of MCD and MyStreet alike, please do not repeat this😭😭😭

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#GOD YES OMG THESE THINGS DRIVE ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE #skipping the queue for this cuz it's legit important #aphmau #aphblr #aphverse #aphmau confessions #aphmau mystreet #mystreet #aphmau mcd #aphmau minecraft diaries #minecraft diaries #mcd #aphmau pdh #phoenix drop high

[ask-art-student-prussia]

Lots of parents, idk why i formatted it like this. In case yall havent seen them all, its been a long long time, 

(I’m going to name these as they originally are, not the swapped counterpart)

Rome (Romulus), Germania (Alderich), Al and Matt’s Dad (SGT. George Jones), Al and Matt’s Mom (Mrs. Laura William-Jones), Britannia (Mrs. Alicia Kirkland), the Italy bro’s mom (Mrs. Julia Vargas), Elizabeta’s dad (Mr. Gregor Héderváry), Roderich’s dad (Hugh Johanne Edelstein), Roderich’s mom (Sophia Edelstein), Francis’ mom (Marie Bonnefoy), Francis’ dad (Leon Bonnefoy) and Gil and Lud’s mom (Louisa.......last name)

shocked i remembered most of these

#ask-art-student-prussia #aph #hetalia #art #ask #aph parents #aph rome #aph germania #nyotalia #aph mom #aph soccer mom #aph army dad #aph embarrassing dad #aph embarrassing mom #aph wine mom #aph wine dad #aph rocker dad #aph spicy mom #APH Britannia

[faeciano]

I posted 2,701 times in 2021

99 posts created (4%)

2602 posts reblogged (96%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 26.3 posts.

I added 232 tags in 2021

#hetalia - 47 posts

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#axis powers hetalia - 32 posts

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Longest Tag: 101 characters

#the first time this store came to my area my mom drove past it and thought it said spicy halloween :d

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

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#4

Thinking about the time Romano said he wanted to be a cat, and Italy took it way to seriously and went to go ask Britain to turn his brother into a cat with his black magic and Britain said he couldn’t but Romania was like “I CAN, I CAN TURN YOUR BROTHER INTO A CAT!!” I don’t know where to find it though dnmdjeej

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#3

pip pip and cheerio

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#2

what 😀

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#1

HVHHFJFKTUF WHY IS IGGY THINKING ABOUT FRANCE CONFESSING TO HIM???

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[khaires-rhapsody]

Tag 8 people you want to get to know 

Thanks for the tag @schofielded  <3

Favorite Color: Green!! Specifically sea-foam green or any of those lighter tones.

Last Song I Listened To: Right now, i’m listening to Level of Concern by Twenty One Pilots lol, it’s an absolute bop.

Favorite Musician: Thaaaat’s just as bad as asking me what’s my favorite song, I have too many bands that I love I can’t choose one. The ones I listen to the most, or I have some connection to are Fall Out Boy, IDKhow, Panic! At the Disco, Owl City and Bleachers :)

Favorite Song: And there it is lmao. Like I said, I cannot choose just one but I can definitely give a few that I’ve been vibing too recently. Devil Town by Cavetown, POP 101 by Marianas Trench and Ho Hey by The Lumineers.

Last Film I Watched: Captain Fantastic (watched it for the second time this week oops.) It’s pretty good, I may of got teary eyed towards the end but we don’t talk about that.

Favorite Places I’ve Been: Arches/Canyonlands National park is what first comes to mind, driving out to those parks in Utah was such an amazing experience. I got to practice my photography and enjoy the gorgeous desert landscape, four days in Moab wasn’t enough for me I was dead set on just moving there for a while I loved it so much out there. I also saw the beginning of the Grand Canyon for the first time and oh god up on that edge, I felt so small. We don’t really travel like that, usually if I go out of state its to fly to Vegas to visit my grandparents. Second choice would probably be up north in Three Lakes, it’s so gorgeous up there. I used to go up there for a week every summer for camp, good times. Until we got older.

Last Book I’ve Finished: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring. That was way back when we still could go to school, lately I haven’t really been motivated to read, which honestly sucks but what can ya do.

Sweet, Savory or Spicy: Sweet or Savory, I cannot stand spicy foods.

Sparkling Water, Tea, or Coffee: T E A. I am such a sucker for tea. Sweet or Raspberry tea is usually my go-to. When I was sick ( I stg I had a version of Corona then it was b a d) I drank a lot of Green tea and that was pretty good, and during the summer I like to mix pink lemonade with iced tea. Y UM.

First Thing I’ll do when released from quarantine: HUNT DOWN ALL MY FRIENDS AND NEVER LET GO. Crying to my art mom, making ramen in the art room. I can’t wait to get the hell out and back to finishing High School.

I’ll tag @youdontrememberthesommem @amontllado @marrowbbones @a-beautiful-struggle-of-life @aph-shy Y’all don’t have to do this if you want ^^ If you see this and want to do it go ‘head.

#I would of ranted about visiting Utah in PARAGRAPHS but that wouldn't be fun to hear me rant about #I get way too passionate about it :"} #im surprised my friends haven't told me to shut up about it because when i came back to school it was all i could talk about #i don't get out much cut me some slack

[temptsyourtaste]

Put This In Your Mouth

=It had been a minute. Okay, it had been a three-year minute since AphroditHE had seen the stage at The Red Doors. It likely would have stretched into a longer spell but she wasn’t having the crumbs of cameos I was tossing at her. One off bookings were not satisfying her appetite to be seen and heard at regular intervals. She was not amused by the offers she’d been made for inferior employment that would stuff her into cookie-cutter drag schtick. She was uncompromising, an original. Aph was about to bust through my ribs Alien style if I didn’t set the songbird free from the cage and soon. She decided to irritate me into action by serenading me with various medleys of Fine Young Cannibals “She Drives Me Crazy,” Sisqo’s “Thong Song,” and Ricky Martin’s “Livin La Vida Loca.” I did not know who in the hell gave her permission to dip into all that nineties. Wasn’t me.

The truth was I had been slinging tacos like every day was Tuesday, and serving up too many happy endings to give her the time she demanded. But, in the name of inner peace and maintenance of sanity, I had summoned my balls and made the call to the man in charge, one Mr. Jax Kingston. Aph may have preened a little too much when she was welcomed back as if she’d never gone on hiatus.  She had a quality about her and served as a living, breathing aphrodisiac to the clientele at the club, a figurative fluffer. She’d work the clients up and whet their appetites for more, but was never the one to entertain company in the private suites. The gentlemen in her audience often found themselves lingering after the show, tempted by other offerings at the Doors, cementing her value to the club.  The parting had not been a bad one, it was entirely professional on both sides, but time had a way of eroding relationships that weren’t maintained. Fortunately for her, The Red Doors and I had picked up like old friends, and the rest, as they say, was history. 

The immersion back into the scene was not going to come without its discomfort. I was grossly behind on standard upkeep, which was beyond unacceptable to Aph. This would also make for a painful reentry into her world. Waxing was not for the faint of heart, but thankfully, I liked the rush of adrenaline. 

A little pain would be worth the ultimate ability to appease her while I took the back seat. To her delight, I set aside the morning before the lunch rush to attend to the most pressing needs. There was much to tame and manicure, but I’d leave the face for the following day because, spoiler alert, I could sprout a beard overnight. Aph was not about to be the bearded-lady on some side stage. No. That thought was a threat to the very essence of AphroditHE.

I prepped my skin with a warm towel wrap while the wax was heating and laid out my pre-cut waxing strips. I preferred to do away with larger swatches of hair at a time, more pain but also efficient aka gain. 

While attending to my legs, I praised the Gods that I came with a hairless back and chest, and let my thoughts flit to the time ma mère had caught me with her razor, going to town on every little hair I could find. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Taught her to walk in on me...never. 

Smooth skin. Dresses. Glamorous makeup.  It lured me like I was the long lost siren meant to climb right up on that cliff and call men to their certain deaths with my wiles. I was all about it, but only the illusion. I wasn’t keen on giving up the cock, because the boys liked what I had on offer, and, okay, okay, I did too. 

It was for my sweet sixteen I had slipped into my first gown and as a gift to myself, performed for my audience of family and friends. My parents were gracious and accepting, even… proud at times, despite my penchant for dramatics. I knew how fortunate I was for their acceptance of not only my sexuality and self-expression, but also my taste for expensive things. It made my bleeding heart ache relentlessly that so many of my peers did not walk such a road. 

Not that I didn’t have my issues...they just didn’t come from mommy and daddy.

Slathering some wax on the top of one calf before applying the first strip with firm strokes for a proper adhering, I braced myself. I gripped the lifted end and yanked fast, yelping so loud it could have woken a village, but in the wake of my pain there was not a hair to detect, nothing but pinked skin.=

The things I put myself through for you, Aph. 

=Heaven sakes, she immediately launched into “The Show Must Go On,” full on belting it in my brain. Queen was persistent, I’d give her that. With every pass on the fruitful follicles, she was becoming more and more satisfied, aware her time was near.  While I worked to get my sea legs back, I’d be showing in a limited capacity.  Former clients had called Aph an addiction, always begging for another taste, an encore, more. If I was available every night would that leave them fiending for another hit? Never. They’d be stuffed on me, and I’d be at risk of losing the allure I held. There was more to the art of drag than waxing, tucking and applying make-up, it was as much about keeping them thirsty, teasing at the possibility of more, and then bringing them to their knees while never actually surrendering. Mastering that list meant full audiences, and “at” and “capacity” were two words that made the boss man happy, especially given the intimate setting. 

Everything was smooth, from the bikini line to the tops of my toes by the time I had to think about getting out of the robe and into something more appropriate for slinging tacos. 

To give Aph her due, I’d prepped all the food the night before,  from fresh batches of my Money Shot hot sauces in various heats and flavors, to the featured menu item - the ridiculously delicious spicy pineapple chicken tacos, and a customer favorite Happy Ending, my irresistible Tres Leches cupcakes. 

Aside from my drag ambitions, growing up I’d had another persistent dream. When I wasn’t busy singing acapella into my hairbrush while staring in the mirror, I could be found in the kitchen experimenting with recipes and flavor profiles while using my parents as taste testers. My parents had thrown down a buttload for culinary school and while they probably would have loved to see me ascend to the ranks of Pepin, or Ramsay or even Bourdain, I had ultimately decided tacos were the way to bring about world peace. 

Before food trucks were the thing, I’d had the thought to put my spin on the mom and pop taco truck. I wanted mine to be skanky, swanky and a tad camp, but for the food to be slap-your-mama delish. Dessert was a must, and I had a specific concept for that too, aimed at the dirty minded. Who wouldn’t love a happy ending after a taco tongue massage?  

I’d saved for the truck while perfecting recipes and menus, not to mention an armory full of happy ending offerings. Everything I made was from scratch, and after buying the truck, I got to grinding, determined to make it turn a profit. After seven months, I met that goal. 

When I deemed myself presentable for the lunch crowd, I loaded up my truck and headed down to Fremont Street because I was feeling a little Marilyn-Rat-Pack-Throwback. Hopefully the high rollers were hungry.=

[ask-art-student-prussia]

actually, it was their mom who pulled that zinger

#ask-art-student-prussia #aph romano #APH Italy #ask #art #aph #hetalia #aph germania #aph rome #aph spicy mom

[ask-art-student-prussia]

feli’s just extremely oblivious when he’s being flirted WITH but if he’s the ones flirting, he’s got Mad Game dude

#ask-art-student-prussia #ask #art #aph #hetalia #aph seborga #aph rome #aph romano #APH Italy #aph spicy mom

[ask-art-student-prussia]

lovino is still the fashion police all these years later

#ask-art-student-prussia #aph #hetalia #art #ask #aph rome #aph romano #APH Italy #aph spicy mom #her name is julia btw #bc like #rome and caesar #just a little #inhale #fun fact i guess

[ask-art-student-prussia]

the only one other than antonio that can get him to laugh

#aph #hetalia #art #aph romano #APH Italy #APH Germany #aph seborga #aph rome #aph spicy mom #gerita #ask #ask-art-student-prussia

[ask-art-student-prussia]

The Vargas family is a gift.

oh lord remember this?

#aph #ask-art-student-prussia #ask #art #aph spicy mom #aph rome #hetalia #APH Italy #aph romano

[ask-art-student-prussia]

#aph #hetalia #art #ask #ask-art-student-prussia #APH Germany #aph romano #aph rome #aph spicy mom #aph italy #aph spain #gerita

[ask-art-student-prussia]

#aph rome #APH Italy #aph #hetalia #ask-art-student-prussia #ask #art #aph spicy mom

[ask-art-student-prussia]

probably like... my 2nd favourite set of parents on this blog. 

#or 1st #aph #hetalia #art #muns non-ask art #ask #aph rome #aph spicy mom #ask-art-student-prussia

[ask-art-student-prussia]

The italian family is my favorite family along with the germans and i dont know why

god can i date a whole fucking family jesus christ 

#ask #aph #hetalia #art #ask-art-student-prussia #aph rome #aph romano #aph seborga #APH Italy #aph spicy mom #spicy mom is the best tag byyeee

[ask-art-student-prussia]

not that all their kids attend the same school but i found this idea to be absolutely hilarious

#ask #aph #hetalia #art #aph parents #aph germania #aph rome #aph embarrassing mom #aph embarrassing dad #aph soccer mom #aph army dad #aph spicy mom #ask-art-student-prussia

[ask-art-student-prussia]

I’m really debating whether to let APH mom be a part of their lives again and I’m leaning towards yes because a bunch of you really like that idea I guess. She won’t be around super often maybe like they’ll talk once a month or Smth. Also APH mom’s name is Louise (Luise) and Spicy mom is Julia (like the daughter of Julius Caesar because I can’t stop thinking about him)

#aph spicy mom #aph mom