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DRPG - EVENT - GET BACK! CAT CAFE CRISIS

2/5 Partnership

Virunga, the manager, has regained his composure. But why did Virunga open a cat cafe in the Netherworld?

The Plan Goes Wrong

Xenolith: So, you're trying to use cats to weaken the demons so as to ensure the safety of Celestia?

Virunga: Exactly.

Etna: But we did nothing wrong!

Virunga: It'd be too late by the time you invade Celestia. One should always make preparations for a rainy day. But waging a war is the last thing that Seraph wants. That's how I came up with this idea! Demons will surely be obsessed by adorable cats and therefore realize the splendor of love! The healing nature of cats will plant the seed of love in demons' hearts, and demons will no longer pose a threat to Celestia! My plan was flawless…

Xenolith: I see. That's really a terrifying plan. The charm of cats is irresistible... This plan makes perfect sense.

Etna: It makes no sense at all! Ah, that's enough for me. That's why you opened a cat cafe in this Netherworld. I think he has learned his lesson, brother. It's a shame we didn't get the desserts, but I think we're good to go.

Xenolith: Yeah. Now that their plan is foiled, they won't harm those adorable cats... Well, I mean, the Netherworlds.

Virunga: W-Wait! I'm humiliated to ask demons for help, but I don't have a choice. Please! Please help me... No, help those cats!!

Stage 1 - The Angel's Wish 1 Stage 2 - The Angel's Wish 2

Terms of Exchange

Etna: Why should we help you with your wicked plan? We're here to enjoy the superb desserts!

Virunga: Do you care about desserts more than those adorable cats?!

Etna: Of course I do! You were planning to make demons obsessed by cats, but I think you're the one who is obsessed.

Virunga: ...What?! Speaking of which, I don't remember when I started to obsess over cats...

Xenolith: Cats' charisma must not be underestimated.

Etna: What are you so proud of bro...?

Xenolith: Maybe we can help him, Etna? He's an angel after all. We do him a favor, and he'll pay us back.

Virunga: Huh...?

Xenolith: Of course, we won't do it for free.

Virunga: B-But I'm an Archangel! Why do I have to pay demons?!

Etna: Okay. Then I'm leaving. Are you okay with that?

Virunga: A-Alright. Here's a single-day dessert coupon…

Etna: Awesome! A desserts coupon valid for one whole lifetime! That's really generous of you, Archangel! ♪

Virunga: No! I said "single-day"...

Etna: Well, if it's for free desserts for a lifetime, then I'm in. I'll help you with this!

Virunga: Ah... How on Earth...

Xenolith: So, what exactly do you want us to do?

Virunga: The truth is, since we opened this cat cafe, a demon named Barbara has been coming here and stealing the cats away from other customers. Others seldom came here because of her. As if that weren't enough, a mysterious organization has been putting pressure on us, too…

Etna: That sounds terrible. Why don't we just beat Barbara up and kick her out of this cafe?

Virunga: B-But she's our customer. Just don't go too far, all right? She's in the VIP room. Let me show you the way.

Stage 3 - Inside the Cafe 1 Stage 4 - Inside the Cafe 2

VIP Treatment

Celestial Host A: My lady... This is the black tea you ordered. How many sugar cubes would you like?

Barbara: Hmm... How am I supposed to know? Tell me how many sugar cubes I should have!

Barbara: You should give me an order about how many cubes I should add, how they should be put in, and how to mix it properly!

Cat: Meow…

Barbara: Oh, you've stopped playing with the cat toy. So, you want me to scratch your chin, right? I love the way you give orders to me!

Celestial Host B: E-Excuse me, my lady? I'm so sorry for bothering you, but… You've been hogging all the cats. This is disturbing the other guests. May I ask you to leave…

Barbara: Leave from where? Where am I expected to go? How am I supposed to follow such an obscure order? You really should learn from these cats and give me a more precise command!

Etna: Whoa! That lady is definitely picking a fight. I thought I heard the name "Barbara" before. As I suspected, it's you, that annoying Order-Taking Demon.

Barbara: It is you, Etna.

Etna: It's been a while, Barbara. I'll give you an order, then. Stop seizing all the cats.

Barbara: I'll not take such an unreasonable order. I'm not seizing them. I'm just playing with these lovable cats.

Xenolith: Sure, this is what we do in a cat cafe. But I think it's inappropriate to hog all the cats to yourself.

Barbara: Why is everyone trying to take my lovable cats away from me?!

Etna: It's because you're hogging them all.

Barbara: I'm doing nothing wrong! They give orders, and I obey them! You'll leave me no choice if you insist on ruining my sweet time. For my lovable cats, I'll have to drive you out from my cat cafe.

Virunga: But this is MY cat cafe!!

Stage 5 - Barbara the Cat Demon

Boss - Barbara: Don't disturb the good times between me and my cats!!

The Next Incident

Barbara: Why...? I was just following their orders and playing with them happily…

Xenolith: Barbara, is it? Sometimes you shouldn't feed the cats even if they ask you for food. If this cat cafe goes bankrupt because of you, these cats will lose their home, and you'll never be able to see them again.

Barbara: Is that so. I see... I was so absorbed in these lovable cats that I neglected everything else. I'm so sorry. I didn't even notice that. I'm really an incompetent demon with an empty heart.

Virunga: That's what we've been saying…

Barbara: R-Really? I was so caught up in these lovable cats that I didn't hear anything else... I'm so sorry.

Etna: So, this problem is solved, right? Where is the one-lifetime free coupon you promised-

Celestial Host A: I-It's an emergency, Archangel!!

Virunga: Wh-What's going on this time? Speaking of which, where are the cats Barbara had?

Celestial Host B: That's precisely the problem. While you were fighting, our cats were taken away by guys from the Association for Feline Rights.

Virunga: Whaaaaaaat!?

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DRPG - EVENT - GET BACK! CAT CAFE CRISIS

1/5 Netherworld Cat Cafe

A cat cafe has opened in the Netherworld! Someone unexpected appears in front of Etna, who is only there for the desserts and has no interest in cats.

Unexpected Reunion

Etna: Cat Cafe "Kitty Meow." I can tell that the shop owner is bad at naming things, but I'm okay with that. Hahah! With this voucher from the Prince, I can… enjoy as many desserts as I please in this cat cafe! Look at this menu! For a cat cafe, it has such a wide variety of desserts… How splendid! Hey, are you even listening, [Player]? The Prince has no interest in cat cafes, so I'll just use this voucher. Flonne said she was busy, and I couldn't find her anywhere, so I invited you instead. So let's enjoy ourselves and eat as many desserts as we want~

???: Just what I needed. If that's the case, I'll join you, too.

Etna: Y-You are…?!

I'm with You, Big Bro

Etna: Wait, what are you doing here?

Xenolith: My purpose is the same as yours. I'm gonna investigate the cat cafe.

Etna: No, we're here to enjoy desserts. What do you mean by "investigate the cat cafe?"

Xenolith: A cat cafe in this Netherworld? It's obviously suspicious.

Etna: That so? As long as they have enough desserts, I don't care!

Xenolith: You're still just as inconsiderate as you used to be. That really makes me worried. I'd better go with you.

Etna: Huh? Who do you think you are? Our guardian? If you really want to investigate it, do it yourself.

Xenolith: I don't know why, but… whenever I go into that cat cafe, everyone just fixes their eyes on me.

Etna: …Because of your unconcealed gloomy aura? Ah, forget it. Talking with you exhausts me. All right, I will take you with us, but the desserts for me and [Player] are on you. But… if you ever talk to me like I'm a child… I'll kill you. Do I make myself clear?

Xenolith: All right, I see.

Stage 1 - Hallway to the Cat Cafe 1 Stage 2 - Hallway to the Cat Cafe 2

Where is the Dessert?

Etna: Oh, the decorations are nice. The desserts here must be promising too~!

Xenolith: Is that… the world's most advanced scratching post? The one that only rich people can afford? And that… the legendary cat food that attracts cats more effectively than catnip… Yeah, this place is well stocked.

Etna: You're pretty familiar with cat products.

Xenolith: …Practice and preparation make perfect. I did some research beforehand.

Etna: Whatever… Anyway, let's start with the desserts…

Xenolith: Wait, isn't it weird to you?

Etna: What do you mean?

Xenolith: I heard that anyone who steps into this cat cafe, will be attacked by the cats, and have their heart healed against their will.

Etna: Speaking of which, there are no cats in this cat cafe. What happened…? …Besides, it appears weird to me why there are so many angels here.

Voice: Meow…

Xenolith: …?! It's a cat! Go!

Etna: Hey, wait!

Stage 3 - Chasing Big Bro 1 Stage 4 - Chasing Big Bro 2

Cat Cafe Manager

Etna: How unexpected. The staff here are angels. That explains why there are so many angels.

Xenolith: I'm afraid some sort of terrible conspiracy is brewing in this cat cafe.

Etna: Your words would be more convincing if you stopped petting cats. BBut you've made a point. There is something fishy in this cat cafe.

Xenolith: Well then, let's just find the owner and…

Handsome Angel: No matter how many times you come here, the answer is "no."

Etna: Another angel?! Is that angel…

Handsome Angel: Now that I'm here, I, Archangel Virunga, shall never let you harm my beautiful compatriots any more.

Virunga: Hmm? Is that…

Etna: Y-you are… Manuka?

Virunga: It's Virunga! C-Could it be…? Are you with that demon, trying to hinder my plan?!

Etna: We are here to enjoy the desserts!

Xenolith: …

Virunga: No! Don't you think you can ever fool me! You lie with your deceptive smile! That's what demons do! I-I must protect my lovely fellows!! Now, die!

Stage 5 - Confused Angel

Boss - Archangel Virunga: I won't let you interfere with my plans anymore!

The Angel's Purpose

Virunga: I-I lost… Is - is it because… my love for them is not enough…?!

Etna: What are you even talking about?! Anyway, let's forget about this… You dare attack your customers? You got some nerve. I'm sure you know what will happen now~!

Xenolith: Wait, if we fight here, the cats will get stressed out.

Etna: Alas, you care about the cats? You're a good guy after all.

Xenolith: I don't care about the cat cafe, but it's strange that angels would open a cat cafe in the Netherworld. What exactly are you up to?

Etna: You don't care about the cat cafe?!

Virunga: Y-You won't get anything from me!

Etna: Well, then let's give him a swift end~!

Virunga: S-Stop! Don't do that, or this cafe will be burned to ashes…!

Xenolith: If you don't want to piss her off further, tell us why you opened a cat cafe in the Netherworld.

Virunga: …I guess I have no choice. It's all for those lovely cats! I'll tell you all the truth!

Etna: …Cats?

Virunga: The reasons why I opened a cat cafe in the Netherworld are as complicated as Lord-Seraph's mind!

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