#assney

[tdalejandro]

Assney goes canon in ttwt after a season of the most toxic yuri you have ever seen.

#my art #tti #ttwt #total takes island #mod courtney #mod ass #assney

[real-total-drama-takes]

Edgelord

A Total Takes Island fanfiction

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So I decided to write an Assney fanfic to show you all the true potential of toxic yuri and hopefully convert some haters. This is a fanfiction inspired by @totaltakesisland written by @total-drama-takes-takes-2 TTI series, which I strongly recommend you read.

This fanfic takes place during episode 8, the Paintball Deer Hunter episode. It’s Ass/Courtney, with some Sha-mod and Mclovin cameos. I’d probably say it’s PG-rated.

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Ass sighed heavily, crossing their arms tightly over their chest.

Due to a series of wacky and unfortunate events, Courtney and Ass had their deer antlers locked together, both unable to remove their accessories for fear of forfeiting the challenge. They had been chasing Sha-mod and Mclovin for quite some time until the two idiots somehow evaded them. This left Courtney and Ass alone, deep in the woods.

“You know, I’m not exactly the most thrilled to be in this situation either, but complaining isn’t going to solve anything,” Courtney said, hoisting the paintball gun over their shoulder.

They did their best to time their steps with Ass’s, so they didn’t get too far ahead and cause their antlers to come off. It was proving to be difficult, as Ass was walking at a brisk pace.

Ass stopped suddenly, nearly causing Courtney to collide with them. They surveyed their surroundings the best they could “Where did those two go?”

“I think we lost them,” Courtney said, dejectedly handing the gun to Ass. “If I had to guess, they’re headed back to camp.”

Courtney looked around as much as they could, and pointed in the direction of a clearing.

“Which should be this way.”

“This is your fault,” Ass said quietly as the duo started walking again. They were doing their best to look daggers into Courtney’s soul, but it was only so affective with their neck craned at an odd angle.

“My fault?” Courtney repeated, exasperated. “I’m not the one who hunted down their own teammate!”

Ass sighed again. Yes, this was true. While they certainly did not like Courtney, they weren’t the one who caused them to end up like this. That crime was caused by McLovin and Sha-Mod.

“My team team is full of idiots! No wonder we keep losing. First there’s my only ally leaving me to… do whatever McLovin and Sha-Mod have going on,” Courtney said, holding up fingers as they began listing. Their voice escalated as they went on, “then Caesar refusing to do any dirty work, Mal sabotaging their own team, and you falling for her obvious manipulation!”

There was an awkward silence that followed.

“She was nice to me,” Ass finally said. Their voice wavered.

Now it was Courtney’s turn to sigh. “She can be pretty convincing. I know better than most.”

There was another beat of silence.

“Is your name actually Courtney?” Ass kicked a rock as they walked. It hit a tree and bounced off.

“Is your real name Ass? Of course not. It’s just the alias I choose to go by online. Same as you.”

Another silence.

“What’s your—“

“Don’t ask,” Ass cut off Courtney before they could finish. “I’m not going to tell you, anyway.”

“Why are so mean!?” Courtney prodded, loudly. They stopped suddenly, causing Ass to halt in their tracks as well. “I mean, jeez, what did I ever do to you?”

“I’m not mean!” Ass exclaimed, perhaps too quickly. Their antlers clacked as they rattled together. Embarrassed, they paused, then amended. “It’s— it’s not like I have a choice. I have to be.”

Courtney scoffed. Voice dripping with sarcasm, they said, “Oh my god. Okay, Edgelord, whatever you say.”

“It’s self preservation! In case you can’t tell, I’m not exactly the most sociable person,” Ass took a breath, then continued, “I mean, how could I not be? People are terrible.”

“You’re telling me,” Courtney said, quietly.

The two briefly exchanged glances, then continued walking again. Slower, this time.

“Oh, please. Like you’d know anything about that.” Ass rolled their eyes, despite their face being out of view. “You’re such a push over. And a people pleaser. I’m sure everyone back at home loves you.”

“Not everyone. Believe me, I get it.” Courtney offered a sad smile that Ass caught from the corner of their eye. “I’m not like Mclovin. He’s easy to talk to and outgoing. I don’t make friends so easily. At least you’re confident in who you are. Like you said, I’m just a pushover.”

“You’re easy to talk to,” Ass said nonchalantly, as if they didn’t realize it was a compliment. “I mean, you got me telling my whole life story here.”

“You really think so?”

“Yeah,” Ass smiled—only slightly—at Courtney.

“Sounds we have a lot in common.” Courtney said. They grabbed Ass’ wrist as they walked, causing both of them to stop in their tracks. Ass twisted their neck uncomfortably so they were looking directly at Courtney. “Maybe we could be friends.”

Courtney smiled at Ass— a full, genuine smile, that caused Ass’ face to turned red. Their ears burned hot. Ass looked down at their wrist, where Courtney was still holding on to them. They pulled their wrist away, holding it close to their chest.

“I… I…” Ass sputtered, completely at a loss for words.

“What do you say? Friends?”

Their heart fluttered in their chest. Oh no. No no no. This won’t do. They needed Courtney gone. There was no room in this competition for vulnerability. For feelings.

A noise from the bushes nearby suddenly demanded the attention of both Courtney and Ass.

This conversation would have to wait. They approached the offending bush with caution and stopped directly in front of it, two voices coming into earshot.

“I think they found us,” one of the familiar voices whispered harshly.

“I told you hiding wouldn’t work!” Another voice came from the bush. “Quick, take a sha-peek and see how close they are.”

“Why do I have to do it?”

“Because, you’re the one who got us into this mess!”

“This is your fault!”

Ass cleared their throat loudly. Mclovin and Sha-mod’s heads popped out of the bush, each looking like a deer in the headlights.

“Sha-run for it!” Sha-mod exclaimed, and the the two booked it with Courtney and Ass in hot pursuit.

“Not so fast!” Courtney yelled.

“You’re not getting away that easy!” Ass pointed the gun in the general direction of the duo, shooting indiscriminately.

They chased their targets out of the woods and back to camp, leaving their conversation about friendship far behind.

#total drama #total takes island #tti #tti ass #tti courtney #tti assney #assney #total drama takes takes #not a take #my fanfic

[total-takes-island-takes]

ngl ass calling Courtney "strawberry shortcake" was really cute. if assney became a thing then i would love to see ass call Courtney that lovingly.

strawberry shortcake (affectionate)

the question is how can assney even win now?

#total takes island #tti #mod ass #mod courtney #assney

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

tti theme idea thingy

some of these I've had planned out since even BEFORE I ran the simulator and tti was just an idea. this has been in my head for months now but i still make changes sometimes :)

(music)

open from black

a lighting fixture pops up against a forested background

another swings down against a similar background

a camera pops up from a communal toilet

another camera pops up from under the water by the docks

pan up

CHRIS steps onto screen holding a clacker, which he clacks.

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,

the camera zooms past CHRIS, traveling through camp and up the cliffside. zoom into a cluster of trees and fade into a clearing at the top.

You guys are on my mind.

MAL and PETER are at the top of the cliff. MAL sticks out her foot as PETER passes, tripping him. he falls over the edge

You asked me what I wanted to be

PETER lands underwater below the cliff. a body bag containing a very alive FREN floats down below him and PETER looks up towards the surface.

And now I think the answer is plain to see,

pan up. PATRICK is standing on the beach, an axe slung over his right shoulder. he grins evilly. he suddenly jolts up, panicked as KITTY bites his arm. he runs around trying to shake them off

I wanna be famous.

zoom in the woods beyond the beach. JULIA points and laughs at PATRICK and KITTY, SCRUFFY taking notes beside her

I wanna live close to the sun,

pan over to another section of the beach where AUSTIN and KELLY are kicked back, sunbathing. AUSTIN flashes a grin and his yellow teeth sparkle.

Well pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,

pan over to SHA-MOD, who shoves the camera away

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

pan over to the cabins where BONNIE, who's covering their ears, walks alongside a rambling STACI

I'll get there one day.

pan over to the mess hall. CHEF serves O a plate of green mush, which he frowns at

'Cause I wanna be famous!

SCARY pops out from behind the counter, wearing a Geoff mask. O screams in terror and falls backwards. SCARY takes off the mask and laughs

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

Zoom out of the mess hall to the beaches beside the dock. FROLLO is reading his Bible, though he stops to glare to his right. pan out to where COURTNEY and ASS are having a slap fight on the beach while yelling at each other

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

zoom out, where CAESAR pops into frame holding a microphone and apparently reporting on the assney fight in the background. CHRIS pops up seconds later and tries to take over, and both of them begin shoving each other until they both fall over

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

pan up. transition to night. pan down over the campfire. MAX and MICHAEL are sitting across from each other, looking at each other dreamily. suddenly, JONER and MCLOVIN pop up on MICHAEL's side and the three start lightly playfighting while MAX glares

(whistling)

zoom out. the entire cast is surrounding the campfire. the outro of the intro sign flickers to life, reading "Total Takes Island"

#tti #did I get everyone??

[anthroparis]

making a potato pasta from my mind. while I wait for the aforementioned tatoes to boil I'm going to give my initial ttwt impression.

it looks like my maxchelbert plot will be included <3 very excited to see the direction it's going to go in since there's so much potential

MAL. MAL IS GREAT. I cannot wait for her to be a complete nuisance on team yaoi

I don't think this is bonnie's season (sorry everyone) but I really do have my fingers crossed for a max/bonnie friendship, especially as the only normalish people on team friendship. ESPECIALLY if the love triangle forces max to confide in bonnie. that'd be so funny first of all cause bonnie would stand there like this 🧍‍♂️ and second of all may push for some more bonsar development by proxy

kelly sweep. I hope they get a good arc and find a solid romantic partner. god I'm so excited to hear more about them

I do not think this will be a staci season but I hope they get some spotlight too

frollo feral arc. malfrollo crumbs

I'm not sure what patricks gonna do but definitely something weird happening between him, julia, and scruffy

speaking of which I don't think scruffy will make it too far

but this means julia is set for a lot of tension. it'll be her first time alone in a tt season!

assney crumbs. they're definitely going to turn on mal at some point and form an alliance to get her voted off

joner will suffer

austin, sha-mod, and phillip will all be kind of hanging out. I don't have many solid ideas on them yet

[rotiaftermath]

drop the tti ship ranking

1. Bonsar

2. Maxchela

3. Shalovin

4. Assney

5. Kitrick

6. Juluffy

7. Kellaustin

8. Malfrollo

9. Bontney

10. Malass

Yeah those are probably my top ten… not entirely in order or very interesting but y’know

#tti #Auster answers #yeah I didn’t see this earlier whoops #I don’t… have a ton of strong opinions on tti ships?? #I adore the top three but the rest are just ones I like

[total-takes-island-anon-takes]

What is YOUR tti ship ranking?

top 5 are

1: Maxchela

2: Assney

3: Juluffy

4: Bonsar

5: Kitrick

[jellyfishanon]

drop the tti ship tier list

okok

S. bonsar juluffy maxchela assney shalovin

A. kitrick maltney (i love toxic yuri) patfren

B. juliass malass

C. patulia

at this point i ran out of ships… if i think of more i’ll add them

#jellyfish talks #total takes island #tti

[tdalejandro]

What is YOUR tti ship ranking?

Bonsar

Maxchael

Assney

Juluffy

Kitrick

Shalovin

Bontney

Kellaustin

Malass

I can't think of a 10th one at the moment idk probably petrollo

#ask #anon

[real-total-drama-takes]

assney is lesbian yaoi

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#assney #yeah. #tts takes #total takes series #tts assney

[total-takes-island-takes]

we should have gotten more juluffy moments ngl. and assney moments. and maxchela. and patfren. and shalovin. and kellpole. and staci. and scapeter.

kellpole

#total takes #juluffy #assney #machela #patfren #shalovin #kellskate #tt staci #scapeter

[tastyfren]

tta hopes? predictions?

Predictions:

Romantic Bonsar becomes canon in the competition

Mal returns to start drama

Scruffy Villain arc

Juluffy becomes canon in the aftermath

Michjoner Gwentcore Friendship Breakup

Bonnie eliminated before Caesar

Assney Crumbs (Romantic) in the aftermath

Kitrick being really chaotic in the aftermath

Some characters will recieve hate through the aftermath submissions

Mclovin out early

O character arc

Canon Fren is Fanon Fren but adjusted to fit the story

Michela eliminated early merge

Max being a supportive boyfriend

Frollo character arc

Hopes:

Staci returns instead of Mal

Kelly is a finalist

Austin goes early

Patfren crumbs (Romantic) in the aftermath

Mclovin doesn't return in world tour

Malfrollo becomes canon for a few episodes and then they break up

Marni the intern is shown in exactly one scene

Scarelly crumbs (Platonic or Romantic)

Constantly fighting in the peanut gallery

Frollo is introduced to modern technology. It does not go well.

Fren, Scruffy or Bonnie call out Scary for being a fake emo

Scruffy sweeping less because the challenges are new and require things other than strength and agility

Ass and Courtney continue to fight over custody of Mclovin in the peanut gallery

Trent doll but its another contestant

#tti #tta #total takes island #total takes action #total takes series #tt

[total-drama-takes-takes-2]

director's commentary

***spoilers ahead? well yeah I sure hope it does!***

not a lot from team friendship today, but I feel like everyone had a moment at the least! I really wanted to focus more on assney's dynamic, especially cause their story isn't really comparable to gwuncan. they have other problems going on! the conflict, from my pov, doesn't stem from any kind of cheating arc, but there are two factors:

both ass and courtney have a complicated past and are very unsure of their feelings

mal

while julia and mal aren't FORMALLY an alliance, you'd understand why both courtney and ass are worried about them being a threat to either one. it's no secret that julia doesn't really care for her team, but the fact that she's been relying on mal spells trouble for everyone else.

speaking of which... julia seeing mal as a dog she can train rather than... well... MAL... is gonna cause some problems down the line. (she also had some good moments and setup in this episode too)

then there's team mojo. more from albert, of course- he really likes going on long boring pretentious tangents in the confessionals, there's probably hours worth of footage of him talking to himself. but i feel like his character is coming together better.

more to come. ciao!

#director's commentary

[anthroparis]

Assney

good

[nicetotaldramatakes]

favourite tti ship?

I haven’t finished reading it but Assney is really neat :]

#total takes island #tti

[lucyslovelies]

thoughts on malass?

Not a fan. If there HAS to be Yuri, assney is better

#tti updates #ship hate