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incorrect-marmalade · 1 month
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Marmalade: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Otis: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Marmalade: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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Thanks to 🍸 @theweekendmixologist • • • • • - H A - C H A - C H A - C H A 2 oz Reposado Tequila ¾ oz Orange Curaçao ½ oz @Barmalade Mango-Habanero ¾ oz Fresh Lime Juice Rim a cocktails glass with black lava salt and set aside. Add all ingredients to a shaking tin and then add ice. Shake well, strain into the cocktail glass and garnish with a dehydrated lime. - I enjoyed trying a few of the delicious all natural fruit mixers from @Barmalade. Once I sipped the Mango-Habanero I knew I wanted to mix up a fruity/spicy margarita riff. Ooooh weee! This one kicks! 😛🔥😍 . #HaChaChaCha #Margarita #Barmalade #Mango #Habanero #theworlds50bestcocktails #tw50bc #50bestcocktails #barflixx #mixologist #cocktails #cocktailart #bartenderlove #drinkup https://www.instagram.com/p/B_fYw0BoszL/?igshid=1p117340i8pwk
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littlelanemedia · 4 years
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Cocktails with Barmalade
Bamalade is an amazingly easy product to use when mixing up cocktails at home. There is so much flavor packed into every bottle, that I only have to use 1 ounce in each cocktail to add so much complexity and flavor. I loved mixing the cocktails below with the flavors I had on hand, because they both took me somewhere different, and allowed me to experiment with some delicious classics as well as…
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incorrect-marmalade · 2 months
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Otis: Who hurt you?
Baron, tired: Do you want a list?
Otis, placing his side arm and a notepad on the table: Yes, actually.
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incorrect-marmalade · 29 days
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Otis: I underestimated you.
Marmalade: Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.
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incorrect-marmalade · 1 month
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Otis: Babydoll, you know how much I love you…
Marmalade, suspicious: What do you want?!
Otis: A partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILTY!
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incorrect-marmalade · 23 days
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Otis: Fake ID, fake credit card... You got anything that IS real?
Marmalade, smirking: My boobs.
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incorrect-marmalade · 29 days
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teen Marmalade: What? No lecture about kissing a boy?
Mama Eda: Why? Did you do it wrong?
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incorrect-marmalade · 2 months
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Marmalade: Okay, so get this.
Marmalade: You make ten meals, you're not a cook.
Marmalade: You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist.
Marmalade: But you rob just TWO BANKS—
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incorrect-marmalade · 2 months
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Otis: Stop it with the eyes!
Marmalade: 🥺
Otis: Don't do that with the eyes!
Marmalade: 🥺🥺
Otis: How do you do that anyway? It's like they inflate!
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incorrect-marmalade · 2 months
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Marmalade: I’m a masochist, not a loser.
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incorrect-marmalade · 24 days
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Marmalade: I've never studied law, but I've spent years on the wrong side of it. That teaches you everything you need to know.
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incorrect-marmalade · 1 month
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Otis: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.
Marmalade: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Otis: Nice.
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