#because in my experience Darklinas can handle constructive criticism

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from what i remember all the relationships in shadow and bone are toxic wastes of drama and meanness (with the exception of Genya and David maybe) horrible with both parties being vile towards each other like Mal and Alina? show and book codependent and in the Mal is the worst (I would not have been surprised if he did something physical). Darkling and Alina? both she see's him as subhuman. and she is an idiot so their ideals don't go together

I've decided to do this the lazy way, and simply copy ships from shipping wiki and delete the rarepairs:

Danya- ✌🎨🥇🧪💅

Darklina- 💀👑👌☕☢

Helnik- 卐💋🧙‍♀️🔥☠

Kanej- 🔪💑💸🥈💖

Malina- ⛓🤕⏲️😶☢

Malzoya- 🍆🍑🤷‍♀️

Nikolina- 🤴☀😙🎭🎎

Zoyalai- 🐲💍👨‍🦯🤡👑

Fivan- 💞🥉💔 (And that's only because they're just in the show.)

Jespwei- 😍🔥×🔫🤨

Kesper- 🤷‍♂️💸×🔫😍

Wesper- 🧪😳🧨👨‍❤️‍👨💉

Genyalina- 🤗👗🍰🗣💔

Ninej- 🤗👭👍😎🍹

Tamadia- 🤷‍♀️🪓🌬😒🖕 (Nadia has a personality?)

Zenya- 🛑

Shit, it might've turned into "What do I think about them", but you can see the "healthy" or wholesome ships in it too.

Since second season of Shadow and Bone totally ruined the little they did well in first, I'm ignoring its existence with the exception of Heartrender Husbands.

#reply #Grishaverse #grishanalyticritical #Danya #Kanej #Heartrender Husbands #Ninej #Darklina #Helnik #anti Malina #Malzoya #Nikolina #anti Zoyalai #Jespwei #Kesper #Wesper #anti Genyalina #anti Tamadia #anti Zenya #I'm tagging the sensitive ships I don't think positive as anti #because in my experience Darklinas can handle constructive criticism #while some stans of others cannot. #swastika #apparently counts as trigger warning now #so let's hide it kids #and pretend suggesting Nazi-resembling genocidal cult shouldn't be viewed as anything else to spare readers' sensibilities #is somehow problematic more than it's existence and constant leniency towards it.