#anti Tamadia

[stromuprisahat]

from what i remember all the relationships in shadow and bone are toxic wastes of drama and meanness (with the exception of Genya and David maybe) horrible with both parties being vile towards each other like Mal and Alina? show and book codependent and in the Mal is the worst (I would not have been surprised if he did something physical). Darkling and Alina? both she see's him as subhuman. and she is an idiot so their ideals don't go together

I've decided to do this the lazy way, and simply copy ships from shipping wiki and delete the rarepairs:

Danya- ✌🎨🥇🧪💅

Darklina- 💀👑👌☕☢

Helnik- 卐💋🧙‍♀️🔥☠

Kanej- 🔪💑💸🥈💖

Malina- ⛓🤕⏲️😶☢

Malzoya- 🍆🍑🤷‍♀️

Nikolina- 🤴☀😙🎭🎎

Zoyalai- 🐲💍👨‍🦯🤡👑

Fivan- 💞🥉💔 (And that's only because they're just in the show.)

Jespwei- 😍🔥×🔫🤨

Kesper- 🤷‍♂️💸×🔫😍

Wesper- 🧪😳🧨👨‍❤️‍👨💉

Genyalina- 🤗👗🍰🗣💔

Ninej- 🤗👭👍😎🍹

Tamadia- 🤷‍♀️🪓🌬😒🖕 (Nadia has a personality?)

Zenya- 🛑

Shit, it might've turned into "What do I think about them", but you can see the "healthy" or wholesome ships in it too.

Since second season of Shadow and Bone totally ruined the little they did well in first, I'm ignoring its existence with the exception of Heartrender Husbands.

#reply #Grishaverse #grishanalyticritical #Danya #Kanej #Heartrender Husbands #Ninej #Darklina #Helnik #anti Malina #Malzoya #Nikolina #anti Zoyalai #Jespwei #Kesper #Wesper #anti Genyalina #anti Tamadia #anti Zenya #I'm tagging the sensitive ships I don't think positive as anti #because in my experience Darklinas can handle constructive criticism #while some stans of others cannot. #swastika #apparently counts as trigger warning now #so let's hide it kids #and pretend suggesting Nazi-resembling genocidal cult shouldn't be viewed as anything else to spare readers' sensibilities #is somehow problematic more than it's existence and constant leniency towards it.

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

shadow and bone writers: we have respect for every character, and every single one of them got their moment.

also shadow and bone writers: makes tolya straight, erases inej’s trauma, makes kaz’s touch aversion a bad thing, nearly erases tamar and nadia, makes wesper look like it was taken out of the book i wrote in middle school AND USES TOLYA AS A PLOT TOOL.

#yeah you can tell i hate the writing of this show. #(but i still love it) #shadow and bone #tolya yul bataar #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #wesper #wylan van eck #jesper fahey #tamar kir bataar #nadia zhabin #tamadia #anti darkling

[lilisouless]

M/M pairing: Is extroverted/introverted (actually:  just exist) 

Fandom: OH MY GOSH! THIS IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS WO/LFSTAR!! 

#i mean is none of my bussiness but... #is kind of frustrating everytime a gay ship comes out is always the same #also a lot of times they get more votes on twitter polls that canon ships #like...how the heck is wesper similar? #or charlie and nick? #if it HAS to be done can't it at least be a real ship? #anti wolfstar #anti jk rowling #wol/star walked so wesper could run my arse #if there is one ship to thank for wesper is tamadia