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smajorqna · 1 year

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Hello!

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Welcome to the blog i made because i thought of it in class and i need some sort of way to feed my hyperfixation.

Here is a carrd with more info about this mess. (coming soon)

All art belongs to me!! I made it!! Please dont steal or use for ai (sense thats been getting popular recently..). And please ask before reposting and if your too nervous please at least credit me :)

(Press "Read More" below for tldr for the carrd and an ID for each image)

(Last updated: 12/10/22 11:19am CDT)

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And now if you look just below youll see all the tags i use and what they mean :) (more will be added in the future)

#smajorqna - all posts posted on this blog

#4th wall breakthrough - ooc posts

#smajor of rivendell - all answers from c!scott

#hearts the creator tm - all answers/cameos from my persona, hearts

#hello deer anon - all questions from fellow anons! Hello anons :)

#(tw/cw here) - obviously wont say that exactly but if a post talks about anything triggering or anything that needs warning i will put it there and i will put it at the beginning of the post :)

#posts about beloved husband - posts mentioning or even including the one and only codfather (will be also used as flower husbands tag so if you don't wanna see that block it!!!)

#cameos - other character cameos featured

#id below read more - will be put for every post with images in it (besides dividers)

#the 17th letter of the alphabet - this post was queued

Heres the tldr of the carrd: (aka a list of things i need to add to it)

This is C!/CHARACTER!!! In no way am i impersonating scott the content creator. I am simply answering questions the way i think his esmp1 character would answer.

Admittedly, i have never watched scotts esmp1 series- i mostly know about his character through clips, fanfics, fanarts, and other fans. I know im such a fake fan /sarc so if i get any lore or canon wrong please tell me and ill do my best to fix it. If i cannot, then oh well to bad so sad.

This will include my personal headcanons so if you haven't heard of whatever even or something from canon, its most likely a headcanon

This will also include flower husbands (c!scott x c!jimmy) so uh yeah dont imply any other ships other than them only because i dont personally ship it (its fine if you do, i have nothing wrong with that :) just keep it out of this blog)

Everything you see on this blog was done on my phone using my finger. So obviously there will be mistakes. So yk use common sense and dont point them out :) its rude.

And lastly, this is literally my first time doing this ever so please be nice, im sensitive

ID for each image/panel:

[Panel 1 (one): (start id) outlined and colorless drawing of empires season 1 (one) character scott looking confused or worried, there's a question mark symbol next to him showing he's confused. He's looking at another character to the right with the same drawing style. Scott's outline/lineart is a dark cyan. To the right of scott there's a character with shortish hair, pointy ears like scotts, with a plain t-shirt. They look feminine-ish and their expression looks happy. Near them is text saying "Me, the creator tm" pointing to them. The character's outline/lineart is a dark magenta-ish, or a really red pink. On the bottom of the screen is a grey box with a smaller box on the top left corner saying "Scott" in a dark cyan. Below is text in the same color saying "So.. Remind me of what to do here..?". (End id)]

[Panel 2 (two): (start id) Same character's and poses as panel 1 (one) with different expressions. Scott's expression is still similar, except this time his mouth is closed. The character's (who's name is Hearts) expression changed to them talking with their eyes closed. They look happy. Below them is the same dialogue box except with a different name and obviously different text. The name now reads "Hearts" and the dialogue says "You're going to answer some questions from people because I'm bored and I need something better to do with my life. :)" in the same color used for Hearts' outline. (End id)]

[Panel 3 (three): (start id) Scott is now center with Hearts gone, leaving a "Bye!" where they were last. Scott then looks to the left with an exhausted look. In the dialogue box it says in the dark cyan outline scott has with scotts name above, "This will be easier said than done..." (End id)]

Also yes ik the original third panel i misspelled "easier" but its too late now im tired

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booksbroadwaybbc · 6 years

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Coming clean via /r/selfimprovement

Coming clean

I'm a dysfunctional hypocritical weak man. Let's break this down in terms of cause and effect: My friends: They're 17/18 They desire high functioning lifestyles. They spend every day centered around their relationships which facilitate mutual shared interests including study at university. They have sex lives, they're well off They post photos and posts on social media showing their relationships, lifestyle and the interests which they feel compelled to share with everyone.

Me: I'm 18 I'm low functioning. I find it hard to get up early in the morning, wash myself fully, keep good hygiene, Forget about interests. i have no money to fuel my interests and no friends to share them with including study. I only use LinkedIn I failed my high school exams pretty much so will be retaking this year Even with a footnote from my gp on my current challenging family situation and manic/very depressed moods which inhibit functioning, Oxford law is out of the question so is lse/ucl I'll get french/econ at Warwick because it's easy to get into . I would project confidence on girls who wanted an honest relationship with me I bullied everyone in my sixth form from twitter I fueded with peers in maths I forgot about university . Those girls are at/going to Oxford/royal college of music I deactivated Twitter/I just use LinkedIn my lifestyle is too low functioning to share on Instagram I destroyed my academic potential; maths/law Oxbridge; will get french/econ at Warwick bc it's a slack course I was on the high academic achievement path but I gave up on myself just when I was meeting people like me . I would treat the above people badly I'd demonise them I couldn't handle the prospect of being successful , having a sex life, being well liked, being a winner So I just destroyed those chances. . I have crazy nutjob beliefs These include Being an alpha male Limiting communication on social media means life is more efficient I'm above the law. . I believe theres A negative effect against me, a conspiracy I can't use Instagram like my friends, share my talents, be a high acheiver, be high functioning the cause of which is I'm objectively right and I'm being maltreated Because people who don't respect me do the above obviously its bad So I don't partake When in fact that's an excuse I make with myself to compensate for the reality that im an irrelevant loser with benevolent successful friends . Right now There is nothing stopping me - retaking my exams - getting a*aa - having sex and being protected - practicing the piano and partaking in musical activities - having real friends - being in love - having hope in my future - doing my degree - living my best life

Girls I could be dating I'm obviously not an option because I don't market myself . All of the above is possible but i make up these irritational excuses I'm objectively better I will be bullied Who am I to attain my potential I'm irrelevant Living my best life, what a sick joke If anyone cared for me they'd tell me, I wouldn't have to reach out . To confound I'm satirical, I lightly troll people to amuse myself in a good humoured way Why are we all so awful and retarded like come on also ik Warwick is a slackers way in so the whole a2 failure episode is me edging? i love the thrill of being on the edge of fucking up my life im an out of control edgy boi . If I can't treat relationships seriously i will do cbt . hey ho it doesn't help that your eccentric parents literally never supported you except with food and a bed then act like that's all that's needed nah love, maybe rewarding good behaviour, mentoring? Loads of lessons for my kids No animosity My dad is a beast and my mother is beautiful but they cant function in their role as parents

I'm 18 fml uni at 19 Probably working at Fortum and Masons whilst revising in the local library

I like proving obscure points I'm edgy Could have just fun sexy times and dating and gonewild posts and uni but no i have to fail and retake i have to be an ironic low functioning person i have to do uni a year late at best i have to 3rd rule sarc react to everyone in my life I have to have these pretty intelligent good hearted amazing girls think im a fool

Devil's advocate There is no rational cause to the above effect it's giving myself a reason to be a victim but tbf im low on money and logistical requirements and neither of the girls im into or me could go to each others cribs bc of our parents

i even make myself perceived as 1/20000 Blackstone applicant econ top of my class french russian concert pianist funny etc

yet i still find a way to fuck up it's like i don't want girls to buy into my life my identity

if I'm perceived as the above then on paper I'm the guy your man should worry about but yet im losing

hey trump doesn't fucking help disrupting the usa cant tell if it's amazing or really bad

and comparing myself to Michael Bloomberg doesn't help

what about believing my haters opinions of me above my own empathy huh

or having the mentality of a 12 year old partly because kanye said it's cool

or being mercilessly bullied for most of school with elapses of being a popular legend including by a supposed good friend of mine who i knew was dumber then me but hey I'm a satirical meme

or reasoning better then the staff of your school because you subordinate them after a twitter rant which was the direct narrative continuation of your prepubescent starry eyed love for this really fit chinese girl who i sometimes see from time to time with low self esteem who you meme because life is a wierd and wonderful timeline

just some shit to get off my chest much love x

oh yeah also i only communicate or move between rooms in my environment if certain criteria are fulfilled as they relate to my academics anyone else is listening material also

my self concept and sense of control over my own destiny is so outlandish it can't be believed it's twilight zone/the onion/seth mcfarlane

which obviously is annoying

I live for my beliefs law of attraction

introducing myself to someone new nah introduce yourself to me

i feel insecure in terms of grades its fucked it became a negative self fulfilling prophecy but I'm loved I'm well respected my potential and thought leadership is admired . signing orf night x

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