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#bee my wife 💍
thehalfbloodedwitch · 3 months
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when you have a sexy and hot wife like @miss-celestial-being 🔥
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gallawitchxx · 10 months
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tag game tuesday: wednesday edition 🤘🏼
pals, i love you all so much & thank you to @celestialmickey @energievie @metalheadmickey @whatwouldmickeydo @thisdivorce @juliakayyy @palepinkgoat @xninetiestrendx @crossmydna & @francesrose3 for tagging me to play! i ran out of time yesterday, but there's always today 😌
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name: bee bee eight 🖤
when is your birthday? soon! july 7th <- same beecy same 🦀
favorite social media platform outside of tumblr? instagram! i love it, i hate it, i can't get enough of it. (also if discord counts, then discord) 📸
do you wear makeup? i haven't really worn make-up since the move tbh... but when i do it's just light foundation, mascara & the occasional eyeliner wing 💃🏼
favorite board game? maybe scrabble?! we love board games in this house. it might be easier to answer what is the board game most likely to result in a fight? aka sorry! alskghalfkh a children's game & my wife & i always lose our minds.
do you have any tattoos? i do! i do! i think i have 14? i'm not sure. but i did JUST get one yesterday lmaoooo. it's an eye on the back of my neck 👁🖤
which of the seven deadly sins would you say you struggle with the most? probably lust. like, can i even read something anymore without the promise of smut?! i'm a very cool combination of horny & monogamous at all times 😅
best vacation you’ve ever been on? in january of 2020, the before times, my girlfriend & i went to paris, where we became fiancées! it was the best trip! in my very favorite city! 🇫🇷 🥐 💍
how do you get around town? i was a train babe for the last 12 years in the Big Apple, but now i'm a car girlie! i know that it's very bad for the environment, but i also kind of love it. i just love bopping around & not having to squeeze in with strangers on my way to the grocery store. what a gift! 🚘
describe your vibe in three words: enthusiastic, creative, moody ✌️
share a song rec: "gimme" by ralph 💅
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even though i'm late, i'm gonna tag some pals! @heymrspatel @squidyyy23 @creepkinginc @mishervellous @ian-galagher @deathclassic @howlinchickhowl @iansfreckles @rereadanon @sickness-health-all-that-shit & @tidalrace - but if you don't want to play, then please take this as a consensual internet squeeze! 🥰
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soupbabe · 1 year
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💔 The slasher you’d LEAST like to meet IRL.
💍 Would you rather be proposed to by a slasher or you propose to them?
🎤 Which slasher has the nicest voice?
💔- Candyman tbh. Like idc I'm so scared of bugs, bees especially 💀 that and he can fuck with your mind majorly. like at least w someone like Michael he'll just kill you and that's it. Candyman is more prolonged.
💍- I'd like to propose to them. I already stand outside the Sawyer home asking if Bubba can be my wife every night. Not much to change there.
🎤- OG 1974 BILLY LENZ. LIKE HIS REGULAR VOICE IS SO 😩😩 THAT LIL "IM GOING TO KILL YOU" ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY
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reanimatestar · 2 years
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from 💀 to 🎨 for carxes
💀 has your oc ever lost anyone to death? multiple people? people close to them? how does the loss make them feel?
answered here :3c
🙏 is your oc religious in any way? why or why not? do they have other beliefs that govern them in any way?
despite being a paladin i don't think i would label carxes as religious? it's more like him and helm have a common goal that they're both working towards rather than worship. at this point he's guided by the belief that a) you should try to do as much good as you can and b) people deserve kindness no matter what. sometimes he has trouble with b but c'est la bee (heh) <3
💍 does your oc have a specific item that is priceless to them but may (or may not) be completely worthless to someone else? is there a story behind this item or is it just because they like it so much?
i guess his coat, it used to belong to his mother and his reasoning is basically:
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(dhgfjkfdg the real reason is because it's meaningful to him and so on and so forth <3)
☄️ does your oc believe in fate and destiny or do they think it’s a load of garbage? would they ever get this fortune told? what would a fortune-teller tell them about their future?
he thinks that it's mostly. bullshit dhjfkghdf he would get his fortune told though because he's curious :-O they would probably say something like L + ratio + tough choices ahead + try not to repress your emotions + you fell off. i don't know i'm bad at writing these sorts of things <3
📓 write a typical diary/journal page by your oc! (or if you’d rather not, describe their journal. do they keep one, why?)
i don't think he's a journal guy but i think if he had one it would be for like. his to-do list and events and stuff. organised but in a messy kind of way. you get it <3
⚖️ what is the biggest crime your oc has committed? are they a thief, a cheat, a liar? what is the smallest, most petty crime they’ve committed? or do they not do crime at all?
funny story: before i played in this campaign i was vaguely aware that there would be Crimes and morally grey stuff so i played as carxes since i thought it would be interesting having a neutral good character trying to navigate all that. anyways i think he does at least one crime per session now. it's mostly stuff like. aiding and abetting his co-workers and murder (or manslaughter. depends on your definition. i'm not a legal expert. he killed people <3). he's not even sorry for it most of the time <3
one time the party broke into some government official's house to coerce him into signing some papers because at that time that guy was also cheating on his wife. carxes didn't do anything to stop or to help it he was just there for it i don't know if this counts but it's so funny to me <3. he's also working for a company to expand its monopoly which. technically isn't against The Law in universe but i'm like. 90% sure they're illegal in the real world so <3 (if they're not. i think they should be illegal anyways so this counts <3 i'm not an economics expert) (i know that legal monopolies exist (i thiiink they're run by the government instead of companies? don't quote me on this i'm not a legal expert. or an economics expert <3) but he's. DEFINITELY not doing that <3)
💰 if your oc had all the money they could ask for what would they do with it? where would they go and what would they buy? are they the only one who benefits from this wealth?
solve world hunger or poverty something like that. also he would get a bunch of stuff for his dog mochi <3 mochi my beloved <3 he's also sending money regularly to his father like he does now. also a nice house with a garden to tend. and also have world peace <3
🤕 what is the worst injury your oc has ever suffered? do they have any scars or lasting physical reminders of it? do they get sick often or have any lasting medical conditions?
ummm there's his broken horn from fighting a monster in his Backstory <3 in my head there was a period where his balance was pretty bad while he was adjusting to not having a horn <3 ALSO. i've told this before i think but one time he rolled a nat 1 on shooting a bulette which made his gun explode, which hurt his hands, which made him drop his sword when he went to attack again, which cut off his toe. he's So.................... <3 anyways i headcanon that he has a limp and phantom pains. he also has a bunch of scars, there's the necrotic damage on his neck from being an idiot and a bullet hole on his back from his coworker accidentally shooting him <3
he doesn't really get sick (i almost forgot that paladins above a certain level are immune to diseases. anyways yeah he's Immune to Diseases i just remembered <3) and ummmmmm he doesn't really have any medical conditions i can think of outside of the ones i mentioned above <3
🍵 are there any rumours about your oc hanging around? nasty ones or just good humoured? got any gossip to share about them?
i mean yeah he's from a small town and people talk and so on <3 most of them are pretty tame and nice but there are recently there have been rumours of him being involved in the criminal underworld........................................ WOAG.................................................
🎨 is your oc artistic? can they draw or paint or do they prefer another medium? are they a writer or musician or do they do something else? give us a quick run down of what they can get creative with!
he doesn't think he's very artistic but he's pretty good with like. wood carvings and stuff <3
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sidemari · 2 years
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• Anonlist •
Onae
🍉 anon
Scaramouche’s wife anon
Diluc’s wife anon
Xiao’s wife anon
Dain’s wife anon
Childe's wife anon
Chongyun's wife anon
Kaeya's wife anon
Kazuha's wife anon
Sleepy anon
Cool anon 😎
Bee
💍 anon
Anon
Cookie anon
Angel
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If you perhaps want to be my anon, send your nickname or an emoji on my asks and I'll gladly add you here :)
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uuugh i have an essay to do so this is my last ask for a bit but
just
Alaska proposing
being out with him and both our families all day on some kind of winter trip for my birthday or Christmas or even new years
we'd enjoy ice-skating and a nice big dinner with tons of stories, to his embarrassment, and were on our way to our final destination
we get a lift up this big mountain and have such a pretty view of the stars and all the lights and he has a lil campfire picnic set up for the both of us
the whole night he can't get over just how bright i glow when i smile and how pretty my laugh is
he knows it's time
and while im distracted by the pretty stars and rambling probably about how much i appreciate him doing this for me and how he didn't need to do all this he pulls out a lil box
"I got one more surprise, don't be mad?"
And i look at him and he's on one knee and has the box and i just
"shut up... alaska"
"Bee, ever since you walked into my life i just knew you were something special. i was at such a low point when you found me and to this day im so fucking grateful to have a beautiful woman like you love me as much as you do. Bee, baby, will you marry me? Make me the happiest man on earth and become my wife?"
like god would i start bawling
i probably wouldn't be able to speak, just nod my head and sob
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this is my ring💕💕
THAT'S SO CUTE AND HIS LIL SPEECH NO I CAN'T- 😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭💕💕💕💕
And DAAAAAAMN what a ring 😲😲😲💍💍💍💍
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 2 months
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hiiii sending you the tumblr hug🫂🤍pass it on to as many mutuals as you want to make someone's day better :D
aww thank you my munchkinss mwahh 💌
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 3 months
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now that ive sent the serious ask.....
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im sorry i had to 💀
i wouldn't mind being plowed by you cara mia 😏
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 3 months
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ma belle cherie, you are the love of my life. i am yours, mind, body, and soul and i will continue loving you until i die, even if you decide to stop loving me. even if you break my heart, you will still have my love. you will own the pieces for you to put back together should you so choose. mon amour, i love you so very much and with great sincerity, my heart is yours to hold and to cherish or to break into a million pieces. happy valentines day my love ❤️❤️
munchkins, stop this is just so perfect and beautifully written, ahhh I can't with you, you are the reason I would still be on this app, I am so glad that you are my wife and I am yours, the world cannot describe how much I love you because it stands small against the love I hold in my heart, munchkins you are mine and I will forever and ever be yours no matter what i love you sooo muchh ❤️❤️
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 3 months
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im gonna send your official ask when i get home but happy valentines day ma belle cherie, i love you with all my heart
jahshahd thank you my lovely, gorgeous, stunning and cutie munchkinss 💌🎀
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 3 months
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will you be my valentine? ❤️❤️
ik its not february yet but like i dont wanna forget to ask
i thought you'd never ask!!!!
a million times and more yes my munchkinss ❤️
don't worry i would've forgotten too
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∘● ʜᴏʟᴅɪɴɢ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴋᴇ ! let's play classic tumblr games (cym, fmk, etc)
cym as..... candle scents
you as orange
@imabee-oralizard as honey
@lazydreamer19 as vanilla
@one-direction-harry-potter1 as rose
@writingwitch007 as coffee
@dracoslittleangel as hazelnut
@ttsumii as raspberry
coffee confessions celebration
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its not my fault we have different time zones
Yes ik ik, that's why I waited for so long for you to atleast look at the ask 💌
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 10 months
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havent talked in a while (dont mind the fact im anon rn)
same!! i thought you were on a hiatus?
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wow i see how it is
What happened?? I am so confused
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thehalfbloodedwitch · 2 years
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why you hate tea so much??
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like its leaf water vs bean water which sounds better??
No matter how many fancy names you give it, coffee bean water is wayyyy better than leaf water
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Look at that delicious cup of coffee ☕
@warnerskenji agrees with me!
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