#bentext

[garretthawkes]

back when i played the rdr2 epilogue for the first time i kept getting mad at john so as penance i would make him build his house again every time he pissed me off

#bentext #rdr bloggin #rdr2 #yes i am bad at the game. yes that is john marstons fault

[benkogan-b1]

Text @erinreagan-rp​: Hope you’re all doing great, we’re out doing a little supply drops and just enjoying the country. Love you [Attachment sent]

#rlstarter #Bentext

[garretthawkes]

the disconnect between the way random dudes on the internet talk about john marston and the way he is in my brain is so insane to me. like he is a venerable, stone cold badass TO YOU. however he is ACTUALLY my poor little meow meow

#bentext #rdr bloggin #every day i wake up and choose to woobify video game men #logged into my account for the first time in months. found this in my drafts and immediately clicked Post now

[garretthawkes]

can you all believe i managed to avoid most da: trespasser spoilers for like 7 YEARS

#bentext #da bloggin #i finished it for the first time a few days ago #AND i did descent and JoH for the first time #and i had avoided spoilers for THOSE too

[garretthawkes]

i am like 3 chapters into the stolen throne and i cannot handle how every other paragraph sounds like the lead up to scene straight out of 2010s fan fiction

#bentext #dragon age bloggin #i thought you people were EXAGGERATING

[garretthawkes]

i haven't been active on here in MONTHS but it is always extremely gratifying to log on and see that the blackwall comic i made in high school has gotten a new surge of notes

#bentext #the tags always kill me. thank u so much #i've been increasing my dragon age content consumption by 100000% after finishing all of the dlcs #shifting into maximum overdrive if you will

[garretthawkes]

i used to be able to confidently say that i love video games but in the past few years i've realized that it would be a lot more honest to say that i love playing the same 10 video games over and over again in an unknowable rotation and i am so bad at all of them

#bentext #when i say i enjoy video games #i mean that i have played hundreds of hours of stardew valley #and even under threat of death you could not make me 'optimize' my farm #like i am not HERE to make the most of every day OKAY #i am here for 1) COLLECTIBLES 2) LORE 3) GAY PPL i rest my case

[garretthawkes]

i gotta respect bioware for not giving us a single desert location until da:i where i guess they decided they had denied us long enough and gave us not one but three different desert maps

#bentext #dragon age bloggin #every day i romanticize Video Game Locations #today is no exception #okay for real tho i LOVE the hissing wastes and i've only played through the entire area ONCE #i GOTTA go back #last time i played da:i i lost steam exactly as i was ready to go there #like i straight up played through 90% of the game and then gave up and havent touched it since #i'm realizing i've only beaten it once. what the Fuck #THIS TIME.....THIS TIME FOR SURE.....

[garretthawkes]

my only three brags are that 1. one time a doctor told me i have the cleanest ears she's ever seen 2. i have a friend that works at Bethesda who i like to call and text while he's working from home so that i can make sure we're goofing off "on Todd's dime" 3. my beautiful girlfriend is the genius behind the critically acclaimed "you would not believe your pants if ten million fire ants" text post. these are the laurels i choose to rest upon for the remainder of my gay little life

#bentext #women only want me for my naturally pristine ear canals

[garretthawkes]

every day my mind is besieged with the knowledge that Anders Dragonage, perhaps my favorite character of all time, is The Sewer Man

#bentext #dragon age bloggin

[garretthawkes]

even if i was good at video games i would still play dragon age 2 on casual because 100% of my focus is dedicated to switching my party members out 5 times per quest so that none of them can get mad at me

#bentext #dragon age bloggin #@ my companions i luv you all but i need u to understand 2 fundamental things #1) hawke is always right #2) he has Never done anything wrong in his entire life

[garretthawkes]

i wish there was a mod that would make it so that when anders blows up the chantry the existing music would be replaced by audio of someone absolutely fucking shredding on the electric guitar

#bentext #i just think that i should be allowed to experience the game this way #dragon age bloggin

[garretthawkes]

i finished awakening AND witch hunt today and i just installed da2.......so it Begins.......

#bentext #dragon age bloggin #my dunce cap is ON i am ready to SUFFER

[garretthawkes]

the amount of love i feel for a female character is directly proportional to the amount of unearned hatred they receive from guys on reddit for being deemed "annoying"

#bentext #i swear i go through this with every piece of media i consume #like i'll admit it!! sometimes characters just ARE annoying #especially if written poorly. i get it #but HOLY HELL #its like. Female character: *has feelings or goals that conflict w/ male protagonist's* #reddit guys: what a horrid bitch. i hope she dies. actually i wish i could personally commit acts of violence #against this character. i am normal and logical for thinking and feeling this way. #guys come on. the only character we should be reserving this much vitriol for is scrappy doo #this post is for you whisper from fable...abigail from rdr......sansa stark etc

[garretthawkes]

it was foolish of me to forget that i am a Dragon Age Enjoyer first and a human being second

#bentext #i would say Girl Help but i am beyond salvation

[garretthawkes]

i'm almost done with da:o and for the first time in my life i'm tempted to forgo da2 just so i can get to the da:i dlc faster (because i NEVER played ANY OF THEM and somehow avoided a LOT of major spoilers) but i literally cannot bear the thought of skipping Dragon Age 2: The Game That Has Anders In It

#bentext #dragon age bloggin #it's gonna take SO LONG THOUGH.... #i guess i have the time #currently experiencing one of the worst depressive episodes of my life LMAO #so i'm revisiting old interests and obsessively delving into new ones #just to see what sticks #i've missed dragon age so much :((((((