#bruces incompetent playboy himbo manslut act kinda doesnt mesh well with that like. at all.

[rocker-socks]

The way the "Brucie" persona falls apart with the slightest in universe digging because DC hates timeliness that make sense leads me to wonder how many people genuinely think Bruce just gave himself a lobotomy.

#batman #bruce wayne #dc #because like. bruce dropped out of med school and then did up to 1-3 years of training around the world right #but bruce ALSO adopted dick when bruce himself was pretty young right? #so like lets say 25 at max bc your twenties are a goddamn nightmare but you dont really have the excuse of youth at 26 #so. if bruce graduated hs at 18 that would be 4 years for bachelors right and then lets say 2 years of med school before dipping #and then add anywhere from one to tbree years for training #lets also say a six months to a year of going out as batman #and uh oh. you hit the 'youre in the later part of your twenties.' #so bruce is a smart cookie #lets say he did he bachelors in 2 years and then tbe med school #then lets do a year for training and it puts him at 23 turning 25 when he took dick in #which works #but also - that means itd be very easy information to acess. graduating in 2 years and then getting into med school #is like... a big deal? you cant just fake that. money cant just do that. his professors and classmates and friends would remember him #the uni/college he went to would deffo brag about having bruce as an alumni #bruces incompetent playboy himbo manslut act kinda doesnt mesh well with that like. at all. #and you know bruce was a weird fucking kid as well #okay time to bring tags to close all im saying is that there has to be a non inconsequential amount of people #who believe bruce wayne gave himself a lobotomy during a grief fueled mental breakdown in med school and the reason he acts Like That is #because of brain damage