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#bruh make your husband understand this aint a game
louisplumpyass · 6 months
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you start by realising all these ridiculous childish theories and conspiracies are wasted time and energy and then just throw the chicken in the oven to be fair. simple stuff
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tiava143 · 5 years
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Chapter II (Highkey long)
Chapter 1
“So what you tryna do while mommy’s at work pop?” Erik said looking over at his son.
“Can we go to the park and hoop with CJ and cousin Cameron please?” Sage said. He enjoyed being around his cousin CJ since he was close to his age. CJ was Cameron’s oldest son, they had their kids around the same time so they are always around each other.
“Lemme see where they at.” Erik said dialing Cam’s number.
Erik shook his head chuckling, thinking about his crazy ass cousin Cameron.They were known as the Demon Twins when were together.(Let Solana and Terry tell it) Cameron is the loud outgoing smooth talker, while Erik was seen but not heard as much. But don’t think for one second they would let something happen to one another. People know not to test Erik but anyone that tries Cameron better move out of the country. They went to juvie together, hit their licks together. Shit they even had their kids together. They were thick as thieves, since they were youngins if you seen one you seen the other. Even though they were cousins ,they were brothers to outsiders.
“If you aint talkin’ money, ion wanna talk its Big Cam the p, what it be?” Cameron yelled in the phone.
“Get yo’ dusty ass up nigga. Ima come scoop you and jr we finna’ hit the park.” Erik laughed as he turned onto his block.
“Fuck you nigga that aint what ya’ baby mama said when i was in ha’ chest last night.” Cameron laughed. “Nigga dont shot, playin’ with my best friend name.” Erik heard his girlfriend Terry say over the phone. “Im just playin’ ma. But ight fool, gimme 10.”
“Hurry yo lanky ass up, we burnin’ daylight.”  Erik said hanging up and pulling in front of his cousin’s house. Sage got out the car and ran to the door and CJ answered the door to let them in.
“What’s the deal lil cuzzo?” Erik said walking into the house dapping him then sat on the couch. Sage and CJ ran into his room  to play video games. Terry came out the room and hugged Erik.
“Hey E. Why you up so early ?” She said walking into the kitchen to start cooking breakfast.
“Wassup squirt, I had to drop yo’ crazy ass best friend off at work. You know she stay on my ass about everything.” He said chuckling.
“Well if you just did what the fuck we ask then we wouldn’t be sweatin’ you all the time. Y'all just don’t fuckin’ listen. Just like ya hard headed cousin.” Terry said rolling her eyes and mixing the pancake batter.
“TJ I do listen to her, everytime some shit happens at her job I’m the listening to her rant all fuckin’ night about it.” He said shrugging his shoulders.
“I’m not talking about just that one time E. I mean listen like understand the shit we say and take it into consideration, not just listen as the words go through one ear and out the fucking other. We wanna feel like were valued. Not just a damn object yall fuck on. You wanna degrade and manipulate bitches you better go get Becky with the good hair, because us black queens aint finna deal with it.Periodt.” She ranted while pouring the batter on the skillet.
“Aw shit you done got her ass started.Every time you come over here she starts” Cameron said walking into the living room holding his 9 month on daughter Chanel. He daps Erik and hands Chanel to him then walks in the kitchen. Erik rocks her to sleep then lays her in her crib.
“Don’t even try and front with E. You know damn well i’ll fuck you up myself. Try that shit if you want to.” Terry Said mean-mugging him. Cameron wrapped his arms around her waist and placed soft kisses on her cheek.
“And you know Big Daddy don’t play that shit so I dare you to try me.” He said lowly into her ear then sucks on her earlobe. Erik groans watching then stands up.
“Man c'mon you bullshittin’ she gon’ be here when you come back. Gremlins let’s go or you gon’ get left.” He said walking out the door. The boys ran out the door and hopped in the car.
“I’ll save y'all some food for when y'all get back I know you gon be all grumpy when E whoops ya ass at the court.” Terry said walking Cam out the door laughing. Erik started laughing then hugged Terry.
“That’s a damn shame even yo’ girl know ima whoop yo ass Cam.” He said walking to the car and gets in. Cameron mugged her as he walked towards the car shaking his head.“You disloyal heffa. You suppose to be my number one supporter.” Cam said getting in the car and rolling the window up. Terry laughed as she went back in the house. Erik proceeded to drive off.
“Nigga how you let ya girl punk you like that?” Erik said looking at the songs on his phone to play.
“Fuck you, she only do it around you and Lana. Yall be gettin’ her started on them fuckin’ "I’m independent, fuck all these niggas,i don’t need a nigga for shit” rants. Like fuck…she’ll never be quiet.“ Cam said scrolling on insta. Erik chuckled looking over at him."Remind you of somebody? You like a tape recorder. You just keep going on and on and on. It’s a reason why you still with her. Am i wrong ?” He said pulling into the parking lot of the park.
“Im telling mommy you’re talking about her again. Daddy remember what she said the last time.” CJ said from the backseat looking at his dad.
Erik looked back  at him and started laughing. “What she say CJ?”
“She said ‘Keep that saamee energy.’ ” He said rolling his neck how Terry does it. Erik was rolling when he got out the car and ran. Cameron stayed quiet the whole time as the whole conversation went on. He knew if he said something else his son would snitch on him. He glared at Erik as he walked towards the courts with the boys.
“You done nigga?” Cam said annoyed.
Erik whipped a tear from his eye and took a breath. “Yeah I’m done. I aint know she was doin’ my boy like thaaat.” Cameron shook his head and started bouncing the basketball.
“Look CJ if i can teach you one good thing in this world it’s when you’re around the fellas you keep what’s said to yourself. Don’t go reporting shit to ya mama and what not. That’s guy code man. Trust me.” Cameron said shooting the ball into the hoop.
“Yeah….no matter how scared ya daddy is of a girl that’s 5'2.” Erik said laughing and grabbing the ball and bouncing it to Sage. Cameron shook his head.
Solana’s Pov
I’m so sick of this job. Well not necessarily, it is my dream job to be a fashion designer. Some of my female co-workers here are so jealous, like don’t get mad at me for doing what Jordan wants. He asks and I deliver.Here we are in another meeting so he can tell us what’s to come with the next client.
“Alright everyone great job pulling through with last week’s client Jynesse. A special thanks to Solana, she delivered the most outstanding design for Jyneese and as a plus the outfit was on the cover of Essence magazine. Keep up the great work.” Jordan said clapping as well as everyone else except Amber. This bitch is a fucking hater i swear. Amber’s been working for Jordan for about 5 years and she was his top designer. Well until i showed up, not to toot my own horn but beep beep. I’ve been here for the past 2 years now and clients have grabbed my designs back to back and now she’s mad. Amber has tried so hard to sabotage my designs but it turns around and bites her in the ass every time. One time i had to convince Jordan not to fire her stank ass but she doesn’t know it. She tries so hard to be in my position it’s exhausting. Like bitch get a life. And she better not think for one second that i didn’t catch her dusty ass making googly eyes with Erik’s dumb ass. If she keeps disrespecting me i might have to show her why i got this AK-47 tatted on my leg.
“Now for this week’s project our client Mrs. Keyshia Ka’oir wants a piece for her birthday party coming up in a few weeks. It seems that her and her Husband want to be matching somehow. She wants a dress that’s extra as possible in her words.Oh, and she wants it to be red all over.Rough sketches are due tomorrow and all projects are due next Friday so get to it everyone, she will be here to hand pick which style she wants so it better be extravagant.Good luck.” Jordan said
“Greaaatt, more stress.” I said mumbling as i stand up and started walking towards my office. As i was walking through the door i see her looking at me up and down from her door. Yes our offices are across from each other. A great fucking coincidence right? I turned around and faced her leaning against my door frame.
“Do you have problem? You’ve been looking at me all day with a stank face so what is your issue?” I said glaring back at her as i looked at her up and down.
Amber starts to smirk shake her head at me. “Nope. All i know is you better be prepared to lose your spot on top because once Keyshia looks at my design its game over for you baby girl. So, have fun while you can.”
“Girl bye, nobody is worried about your tired ass, old ass, styles. Amber you’ve put out the same style the past five assignments we’ve had its old sis. You want to impress somebody, impress yourself by trying new fabric or you know better yet try a career because this apparently isn’t it for you.” I said rolling my eyes and closing my door. I can’t believe that bitch really tired me. Just wait till I get my sketch ready, I born to do this.
~At the park~
Erik and Cameron were playing one on one while Sage and CJ were playing on the other side of the court. The kids got tired of just playing basketball so they wanted to do their own thing. Erik was whooping Cameron’s ass just like Terry said too.
“Where the fuck was you at last night? I called your ass to hit the strip club bruh. All the birds was there.” Cam said wiping the sweat off his forehead with his shirt.
“Man I was handlin’ business last night.” Erik said shooting the ball from the free throw line.
“What bitch was it this time?” Cameron said shaking his head and leaning on his knees. Erik chuckled bouncing the ball in between his legs.
“How you know I was with a bitch?”
“One you chuckling like you holding something, Two you never handle business without me being there or drop your location. So which one was it? Britney? La’toya? or Malina?” He said stealing the ball from Erik and going for a layup.
“I been stopped fucking with La’toya crazy ass. Remember i told you i caught that bitch puttin’ my sperm in a syringe?”
Cameron started laughing. “Hell yeah I remember that shit, that bitch was in love witchu! ’Erik gon’ be my baby’s father!’ It took me and the homies to pry that bitch off your ass.”
“Man, after that shit I was like nah i’m good shorty. But Malina.” Erik said biting his lip thinking about this morning.
“I had to put that bitch out on the curb though. She wouldn’t get out my bed and I had to take Lana to work.I wasn’t about to let this bitch sleep in my room while i was gone. Then fuck around and come back all my drawers cleaned out.” He said getting in his guard stance in front of Cameron.
“Wait, wait,wait y'all fucked this morning? Like right before you took Lana to work.You had to let the bitch spend the night too? Cuz that’s fucked up.You a dog bruh.” Cameron said laughing and pulling up to make a shot. Erik blocked the shot and switches spots.
“Man I was too drunk to take her back to her crib, I had the Henny in my system when i hit her. I told her to meet me at the spot right? She hop out the uber with this short ass dress on Cam like if the bitch bent over you could see the pussy lips wink at you bruh. I was like damn so we kickin’ it ,choppin’ it up then next thing I know she riding me on the hood of the car in the parking lot of McDonald’s. This was at like 3 in the morning too, we was up the street from my crib so i said fuck it slide through. Woke up and got in the guts again then Lana called.Kicked that bitch to the curb literally.” He said laughing as he shot a three. Erik looked back on the other side of the court to make sure Sage was okay.
Cam stood there with his mouth wide open. “Damn that bitch a freak. In the parking lot?!? Of McDonald’s?!?! Shitttt you should’ve called a nigga. We could’ve tag teamed that hoe.”
“Nigga please, Terry crazy ass aint finna’ air the clip out on me because you wanted to fuck another bitch. TJ got eyes everywhere on you. Every bitch in Inglewood know you her nigga.They aint finna’ try her or Lana.” Erik said shaking his head and taking his shirt off.
“I swear her crazy ass got a tracking device on my dick. I go into the bathroom she all like ‘Where you takin’ my dick?’ I say I’m going’ to the store she say ‘That bitch bet not be at the store.’ Next thing i know i get to the store she there waitin’ for a nigga. ‘I was just makin sure you came to the same store you always do.’” Like damn I can’t go nowhere without her being there.” Cameron said shaking his head. Erik looked behind Cameron and seen Terry’s car parked in the lot with her looking out the window at them.
“Speak of the devil, she shall appear.” He said nodding his head in the direction. Cameron raised his eyebrow with  confused look on his face.
“Cuz what you talkin’ bout?” He said turning around. “Gotdamn it ! See the shit I mean she crazy.I been gave yo crazy ass my location Terry!”Cameron said walking towards her car. Erik laughed shaking his head at them.
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notyoavg-bytch · 5 years
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Retro🥀V
I don't know bout dude, RetroV mad at me, he don gave up. But I didn't tell him to order me no damn flowers and chocolate and shit. He just didnt want to damn listen... I think he heard me this time. I read somewhere Cancers don't like ungrateful people, I know thats probably how he sees me, but once again I didn't tell him I wanted no damn flowers and shit. I told him I didn't want to be with anyone and in so many words that I was in love with someone else. Because dude is not around I guess he thought he could convince me to be with him with them cheap ass flowers and disfigured ass teddy bear and 4 piece chocolates. Like if you gon do something do it... and don't ask me how the flowers look cause the place you ordered them from have reviews that say they are a hit or miss. Like bruh really, that sounds cheap. And Im over it. I guess that was so suppose to try to shun the fake that he was buying me Valentines stuff, but you can't do that just because its the day after Valentine nigga. And really I just stressed that I don't like it cause I was trying to get him to leave me alone about it. All he was trying to do was figure out a a way in. And that shit was a brick wall for him. I see my Leo came out then too. LOL. I didn't mention my observations to him, cause I didn't want them from him no way. I almost wanted to send them back, cause I was NOT trying to send him the wrong message by keeping them, but I thought that may be an asshole move, so I just texted a thank you instead. I didn't speak to him until the next day, I called cause I felt bad and either way I wasn't changing my stance of what I said. I knew some way I needed to make him understand that he was wasting his time trying to manipulate me into being his girl. NO bruh!!! Like he already stated himself of the irony, when we were in high school I was trying to be cool like that with him, but he wanted someone else. I didn't cry about it, I kept it moving, I was young. But now that we are older he wants me and my heart is with someone else. Another thing the stupid nigga told me when we were younger he thought I was a freak.... now that Im an adult should I think that his opinion about me changed. Then I could have sworn I heard him say, now I know you are shortly after he made that statement with his back turned. Im so happy I didn't fall into his nasty grasp. He over there looking stupid cause he called himself wining and dinning me, listening to all my problem trying to figure out how to play his cards just right so he tricks me, then a couple months in that nigga was going to change. It ws so hard for him to express his feelings, if I would have gotten with him ain no telling when he ever would have allowed himself to say a sweet word with his moon over there in the 12th house. Sitting over there mean and grumpy. His back way too damn sensitive i.e. fucked up from a car accident like 10  years ago, its like he 70 years old, he just trying to secure a caretaker for when his ass can't do anything anymore. He wouldn't be getting up cooking me breakfast every morning like he did then. Thats why he wanted me to invest so much so early, I won't be explicit here, but I was like hell nawl, this nigga
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Not freaky either, N👏🏿A👏🏿S👏🏿T👏🏿Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The things he was asking for was like nigga if you were my husband I would still say Hell NO!!!!!!!! The shit was just nasty, like let me pee on you level. Nasty, old ass mf’er! And I say it like that cause I know it was just to get me wrapped into some shit, you won't want to just walk away from as a woman. Niggas know as a woman once you go so far you are invested and we play that trick on ourselves like I don already done this so I don't just want to move on to another nigga, then Ill be a hoe. Like we think like that and they know this. He saying things and telling me he ask his married friend advice for how to deal with something, as if to compare me to wifey status... mind game. Always calling me baby though I clearly only referred to him by his name only. This nigga had a whole bag of tricks, it may have been the universe delivering me to him as payback after everything I have been through and the lessons Ive learned. KARMA! Bitch was wiser than most and he wasn't ready for that and on top of that my astrology game, niggas don't believe in that, he wasn't ready for me. I had been in the GYM🏋🏾‍♀️🏋🏾‍♀️🏋🏾‍♀️🏋🏾‍♀️ Trying to give me house codes, one minute you want me to move in don't pay for nothing, next time you bring it up you need help with the bills and shit... mind game, mind game, I wasn't there for that... honestly the Uni was like you need to open your heart back up, let this nigga shower you, which he did, but it was also a test. And I passed that bitch. I don't know if it was with flying colors, but I passed cause I aint wit his ass. I used my third eye 👁 on the bad guy💋
Like Namaste🧘🏾‍♀️my ass at 🏡, but it was a pleasure to reconnect Retro🥀V ( I told him who he was to me, he just didn't believe) All this in 2 months time and we stopped talking for the month of January(I had told him to fall back). We had a S. Node connection, it was probably just payback, like he owed me, that’s why he came in like he did. He had tried before but I was still getting beat down from the Blk Angel. Anyway, thats that.
O yea, and I remember telling him this is after January, I was telling him what I wanted to do for my family, like Im trying to make a legacy and build something over here as far as my family is concerned. I need a strong man for that. Someone who is ready and has the energy to take on somethings in life, new things, start a new trend. Im building a legacy over here and ai need a certain type of man. In his chart he a hater, like it says how he is a hater of successful people. he ever there brooding at what he can't do and I was sitting there telling him what he needs to do which also included reflects what he does in 3D and is in his chart to make money and start working for himself. He not even trying to see that shit cause the he has so many negative outlooks, but thats it for him.
Building a legacy in this bitch 
Aint got no time for no weak shit
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