#but then it’d be fucked up not to get chica and roxy…….

[charlie-artlie]

this happens to me like. every day.

#fnaf #charlie chatterbox #please god free me #help me to make better financial decisions 😔🙏 #i just get #obsessed with a new weird niche fnaf merch item every day and like #make it my mission to track it down and own it #i dont need these things. i dont need to be doing this #this is from the grab n go mystery packs made by phatmojo i believe? anyway ive got two in the mail #now im getting obsessed with the snaps figures #i didnt realize it has actually been a blessing that every other fandom ive been in has had like. no official merch up to this point #home/stuck vld ok/ko tma NO MERCH #there is some sort of addicting chemical in receiving a little totem of your blorbo in the mail…. #and just putting them on your desk and staring at them #if they ever release any gr bonnie merch im literally doomed #because anything they release ill have to buy a freddy buddy for him #and if i get a freddy well i should have a monty too to complete the polycule #but then it’d be fucked up not to get chica and roxy……. #and at that point i should also get the vanny to have the whole set and lets be real the vanny piece is usually the best one in any lot anyw

[monty-glasses-roxy]

So I was thinking after I saw a post where the glam animatronics were toddlers in Sunny’s daycare and I came up with a jokey idea

AU where the virus that typically turns the robos into killers is actually a curse or a form of magic. One night, there’s a huge argument between all the animatronics, Bonnie and Foxy included, and its getting pretty nasty. Freddy and Sunny are trying to stop it but nothing is working so this magic/curse is like “haha you know what’d be fucking hilarious?” and turns at least one of them into a toddler. Like... a fluffy, full of blood and organs, tiny version of themselves. This development forces the others to work together to make sure whoever is toddler-ified is cared for long enough for the spell/curse to break.

Now in a situation where only one is turned into a toddler, I feel like it’d be like...

If Freddy becomes the toddler, Chica mother birds him so fucking hard, and yet, Freddy would gravitate more towards Bonnie and Foxy. This is fine, since Foxy is totally okay with helping Chica and Bonnie would begrudgingly help out but it leaves Roxy and Monty thinking they’re saved. Oh hey wrong they are. Bonnie, Chica and Foxy are still the most popular for kids parties and of course, as much as Sunny would love to have him in the daycare all day, a child shaped bear probably wouldn’t go down well with the parents. Freddy starts crying over literally anything and they both panic. They’re the day time babysitters pretty much and they’re not the best at it. On the upside, out of all the toddler options, Freddy is the easiest to care for by a long shot. When he turns back, he comes back asleep on top of someone so he gets to wake up to that confusion. Foxy insists on calling him ‘Baby Bear’ and it is the only thing Freddy will stomp his foot and pout over. Bonnie pulls a lollipop out of his ear and Freddy spends as long as possible until he’s caught trying to put it back in his ear to see if he can pull it out himself. Everyone but Foxy calls him the little Superstar too.

If Bonnie becomes the toddler, literally no one knows what to do. Oh my god why is he so small?! Chica again, motherbirds the hell out of this teeny bunny and Monty is terrified to touch him in case he breaks. Foxy and Roxy just kinda swap a look, not knowing how to feel about this at all while Freddy starts helping Chica with her motherbirding. After a little while of being coddled to death by both Freddy and Chica, he starts to get clever and is frequently vanishing into thin air. Freddy and Chica running around in a panic whilst Bonnie just shows up in the daycare with Sunny, trying his best to play golf with Monty, watching Roxy work on racecars or playing with Foxy in Kids Cove. He fears nothing. He listens to no one. They have tried everything to get him to be more careful but they’ve yet to find anything that works. Monty duck taped him to the wall once and Bonnie just wouldn’t stop giggling the entire time, even as Freddy and Chica lectured him for it. Roxy 100% has this filmed.

If Chica became the toddler, she’s just as much of an escape artist as Bonnie is. She gravitates towards Monty and no one really knows why until she starts saying stuff about how he must eat a lot like a big dinosaur. Safe to say, he has no idea what he’s doing. Sunny steps in here more often than not. She adores both of them, with Sunny gradually getting Monty to chill and stop worrying about breaking her by accident. He’s still salty over the argument but the more Chica escapes to raid the kitchen, the more he puts his grievances with everyone aside in order to find her again and it just sorta mellows out until he can talk his differences over with everyone. Freddy and Bonnie think she’s adorable and Freddy becomes the cool uncle that has an endless supply of sweets for her everyday. Roxy just... can’t understand how she’s so fluffy. Just... how? She is also scared of hurting or scaring her but Chica has zero fear for the big fluffy doggo. The only time Chica cries is when you tell her she’s had enough sugar for one day. She is by far, the hardest to make cry in every other instance though. Monty accidentally flung her across the room cause she grabbed his tail and she just kept laughing over it like she wasn’t holding her arm in pain.

If Foxy becomes the toddler, he adores Freddy. Foxy calls him nothing but ‘Big Bear’ and is constantly trying to impress him with his amazing pirate skills. Freddy adores him and dramatically dies to one of Foxy’s attacks at least twice per hour. He absolutely scares the living daylights out of everyone though. Roxy was supposed to be watching him once and he fell flat on his face and just... stopped moving. Like, she called out to him and he didn’t respond or get up and she honestly thought for a moment that she’d somehow killed him. That is until she lifted him up and he blew a raspberry at her before running away. He has done this sort of thing to everyone and once he’s back to normal, he never gets to live it down, ever. His dramaticness and his timing for this shit pull everyone together out of mutual fear until they talk like adults about what was wrong but its only when Roxy forgives him for being a little rat about the pretending to die thing that he turns back. Monty warms up to him pretty fast since Foxy is constantly trying to get him to pretend to be the big bad dragon that kidnapped the princess - he princess being either Chica or Freddy, whoever’s nearest - and by the end of this, he has managed to get every single animatronic in on playing pretend with him. It was the most over the top game they’d ever played but after they got into it, they all had a blast.

If Monty becomes the toddler, Bonnie just stares at this lizard for five minutes before laughing his ass off. He just looks so dumb how could he not?! He regrets this as his comment makes Monty cry and suddenly Bonnie is the designated parent. The entire time Bonnie is caring for him, Monty refuses to leave his side. Bonnie’s annoyance with everyone else just grows and grows as they try offering advice on what to do until he snaps at everyone, picks up Monty and takes him to the golf course. The biggest problem with toddler Monty is, if he sees water, he wants to be in it. The water in the golf course is a big cause for concern and the others have had to jump in after him at least twice. He is very easily hurt and Freddy is running out of plasters for him. Chica tries motherbirding him a few times but Monty just throws a tantrum until someone else calms him down. Chica is kinda offended while Roxy, Foxy and Bonnie team up to tease her over it. When Monty turns back, he awkwardly apologises for this but no one lets either of them live this down either. He once started crying when there were human staff nearby and Freddy panicked and stuck him in his chest cavity and Monty was both freaked out by this and completely in awe of it. Chica witnessed the whole thing and she struggled so hard not to laugh as Freddy scrambled to explain away the random sniffling sounds coming from his chest.

And if Roxy becomes the toddler? It takes the amount of time for Chica to go and find something for Roxy to eat for Foxy to have taught her to call him Captain Dad. He adores this ball of fluff after only five minutes and she just kinda goes with it. She’s very quick to cry though and that freaks pretty much everyone out for a while until they learn just how much upsets her. The first hour or so of the transformation is spent with the group trying to coax her out from under someone’s bed cause she got scared from being suddenly surrounded on all sides by creatures like a thousand times her size. Chica takes to calling her Captain Mini and Monty has last track of how many times she’s bitten him. This puppy will not stop biting and chewing things and is never seen without a teething toy of some sort. Freddy is getting tired of having to explain away all the bite marks but he is physically incapable of being mad at her for it. Bonnie absolutely becomes the accidental cool uncle. She runs at him and he swings her around by her feet and lets her chew his ears sometimes and its great. Monty has to watch her at some point and he just sits there staring at her. He tries getting her to golf with him but after a few holes, he catches her chewing the golf clubs or the ball and he is so very tempted to ban her from the golf course for it. When she turns back, she is surrounded by teething toys and chewed up objects and honestly? She can’t find it in her to be surprised.

If you were to have multiple turn into toddlers the most interesting combos I think would be... Roxy and Foxy, Monty and Foxy, Chica and Bonnie, Freddy, Chica and Bonnie, Roxy, Bonnie and Chica, Monty, Bonnie and Freddy. Or just all of them and Sunny and Moon are never going to let them live down everything they did in this situation.

No matter what though, Sunny and Moon are the only ones that know what to do and have to teach all of them how toddlers work. Bonus: Vanessa is fully aware of the situation and she’s the only reason they know about this curse/spell thing and how they’ve been keeping this as under the radar as possible. She does not help at all with the toddlers themselves and prefers to just watch them lose the child in the ball pit like a comedy show. She records the footage on the security camera’s and shows some of the best bits to Sunny and Moon and they just sit together bonding over this shitshow.

#five nights at freddy's security breach #fnaf security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock chica #glamrock bonnie #glamrock foxy #roxanne wolf #montgomery gator #the daycare attendant #fnaf sunny #fnaf moon #fnaf vanessa #I just think it'd be funny #you can take this seriously if you want but the mental image of some of these things is so fucking funny to me #also kinda adorable?? #hfsdfds I dunno its all in good fun #glamrock roxy #glamrock monty

[makerofmadness]

i swear i keep getting scares of reusing templates by accident ojihugyftgh

sometimes i can't tell if I’ve already posted one thing or if I’m just remembering that one post i accidentally annihilated :’3

so-

Freddy: You’re a loose cannon, Cassidy. Golden Freddy: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Chica: I think you play by your own rules. Bonnie: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Freddy: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Golden Freddy: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Foxy is a loose cannon. Foxy: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Cassidy! Bonnie: I’d say Foxy’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Chica: Now I’m just confused. Is Cassidy a loose cannon or not? Freddy: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Golden Freddy: *groans* Foxy: Aw, man.

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Michael Afton: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! Lefty: You can eat a rock. Scrap Baby: Air. Molten Freddy: The fabric of time and space. Scraptrap: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. Michael Afton: You guys are not helpful.

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Glamrock Chica: Tell me a little about yourself. Monty: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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JJ: When life gives you lemons, what do you do? Balloon Boy: Make lemonade! JJ: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own shit.

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Daycare Attendant: You disgust me. Gregory: *eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don’t care.

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Glamrock Freddy: Do you have a self-care routine? Vanessa: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Vanessa, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast. Roxy: You're kinda ugly.

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Michael Afton: I have a new hoodie. Ennard: Wrong. Ennard: We have a new hoodie.

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Moon: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Gregory: Navy blue isn't your color. Moon: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Gregory*

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Vanessa: I hope you have an explanation for this. Glamrock Chica: We have three actually- Monty: Pick your favorite.

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Helpy: Hey, are you okay? Michael Afton: Yeah. Helpy: You don't look okay... Michael Afton: Then stop looking.

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The Puppet: Look guys, I need help. Toy Freddy: Love help? Toy Bonnie: Financial help? Mangle: Emotional help? Toy Chica: Help moving a body? *Everybody looks at Toy Chica* Toy Chica: What?

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Chica: *raises eyebrows* Foxy: Put those back down!

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Elizabeth Afton, reading her school assignment out loud: I love my library because... Elizabeth Afton, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Toy Chica: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me! Mangle: Oh-? Even more humiliating than- Toy Chica: We are not doing this!

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Golden Freddy: William- William Afton: *sighs* Henry used to call me William... Golden Freddy: ...Because it's your fucking name.

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Elizabeth Afton: Why is my brother crying on the floor? Charolette Emily: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Elizabeth Afton: And? Charolette Emily: He got Michael.

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Gregory: I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

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Funtime Foxy, Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon: *screaming* Ballora: *runs into the room* What's wrong Bon-Bon?! Funtime Foxy: Wait, why are you asking Bon-Bon that when Freddy and I are also here? Ballora: Because Bon-Bon wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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*Freddy and the Puppet playing minecraft* Freddy: Oh no, oh no, oh no- The Puppet: What’s wrong? Freddy: I did a thing. The Puppet: You regret the thing you dID- Freddy: *screams* The Puppet: What the fuck did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it- Freddy: *screams again*

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Mangle: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Foxy: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Chica: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Michael Afton: Ennard, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Ennard: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: Can I have some water? Fritz Smith: *starts chugging his water bottle* Fritz Smith: *chokes from drinking too fast* Fritz Smith: *spills water all over himself* Fritz Smith, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Daycare Attendant: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog… Glamrock Freddy: What’s updog? Daycare Attendant: Gregory! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Michael Afton: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* Henry Emily: *standing on the roof* Bless you. Michael Afton: God?!

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Gregory: Is it still visible? Where Vanessa slapped me? Glamrock Chica: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Monty: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Roxy: A palm reader could tell Vanessa’s future by looking at your face. Daycare Attendant: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Gregory: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: I have very high standards, you know. Fritz Smith: I can make spaghetti... Jeremy Fitzgerald: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

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Daycare Attendant: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Glamrock Chica: 'Prettiest Smile' Glamrock Freddy: 'Nicest Personality' Monty: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Roxy: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Freddy: Am I right, Puppet? The Puppet: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.

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Michael Afton, sniffling: Calm down, I’m probably not sick. It might just be allergies. Helpy: Okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired? Michael Afton: I have depression, what do you think?

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Circus Baby: When's the last time you slept? Michael Afton: Uh... a few days ago, I think. Circus Baby: A few- how many?! Michael Afton: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Circus Baby: What you need is sleep!

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Jeremy Fitzgerald: I have a bad feeling about this... Fritz Smith: What do you mean? Jeremy Fitzgerald: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Fritz Smith: No? Jeremy Fitzgerald: That actually explains so much.

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Toy Chica *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Toy Bonnie: Hey- what are you doing-? Toy Chica, shoving an oreo into her mouth: I am saving space :D

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Roxy: I need to dye my hair. Glamrock Chica: ... Roxy: Or get another tattoo. Glamrock Chica: ... Roxy: Or a new piercing. Glamrock Chica: Why? Roxy: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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Roxy: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip? Gregory: Yea, I could drink legally! Monty: I could hang out with the boys! Vanessa: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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William Afton: What is this!? Henry Emily: That’s the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend. William Afton: Ow! Make it stop! Henry Emily: Surrender to your kindness, William. It’s nice to be nice. William Afton: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

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Vanessa: Gregory, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day? Gregory: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Toy Chica: Shh, here comes the night guard! Toy Bonnie: Quick, Freddy, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Toy Freddy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Toy Bonnie: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

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Gregory: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Glamrock Chica: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Gregory: I like the way you think.

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Vanessa: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Glamrock Freddy: Being a fish. Vanessa: Well, shit.

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Roxy, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Daycare Attendant: Roxy, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Gregory, would you get Roxy some water? Gregory: What is she gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”?

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Gregory, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Roxy: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. Monty All good bro, any time. Roxy: Fuck you.

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Fritz Smith, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

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Phone Guy: Jesus Saves. Phone Dude: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!

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Vanessa: Gregory, what do you have? Gregory: A KNIFE! Vanessa: Okay, have fu- Glamrock Freddy: NO!

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Ennard on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Ennard on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Helpy: How are you today? Michael Afton: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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William Afton: If we lose, you’re out of the will. Crying Child: I was in the will?

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Toy Bonnie: You know what I’ve realized? Bonnie: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Toy Bonnie: Nice try, anyways-

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Fredbear: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?

#fnaf #incorrect fnaf quotes #incorrect quotes