#by which i mean if jason disrespected his weapons alfred would have a fit

[spectral-honey]

AU Jason comes back to Gotham but he's not pissed w the batfam and just goes back normally and has a whole emotional reunion but totally is still doing the crime lord shit just like in the background. Jason's like "bye guys I'm out to go vigilante-ing" and Bruce is like "cool let me come with you son" and Jason's like "UGH dad NO you're so embarrassing I'm an adult now I can go on my own!!" And Bruce is like ":( okay son. Oracle will you stalk Jason for me" and then Jason goes and does his magic and babs is like "well no one else was gonna touch crime alley" and minds her business

#red hood #jason todd #batfam #the batbros figure it out eventually and are like hmmmm. not sure abt that but okay #alfred been knew he approves so long as jason remembers his manners #by which i mean if jason disrespected his weapons alfred would have a fit #'have you been keeping up with cleaning those?' 'yes of course alfie.' 'very good master jason.' #by the time bruce finds out and freaks the fuck out literally everyone is like 'whats the big deal. chill out bro' #bruce sulks and the kids patronizingly comfort him #heres how batfam can still win lmao #i actually wrote this post pre-lawyer jason and then forgot about it in my drafts. think the idea came from a similar place just diff vibe #dc