#can someone kill me

[laazytoaster]

im gonna fuckling kms im having an art style crisis again

#GRRR #WHY I CANNOT FIND ONE STYLE #LIKE #yeah thanks i can draw in almost any style but #can i #can i have my own?? #please??? #that i'll def like??? #ugly cries #dies #explodes #GRAAWFDUYAGFVZHJDBAS #can someone kill me #laazytoaster #shitpost

[ma-39]

hey i actually threw up on a thursday. i can just say throwup thursday instead of throwup thursday wednesday or whatever this time

#☆ new message ! #emeto #can someone kill me

[pansyfemme]

been in this timeloop lately where im always jerking it and still never go soft

#can someone kill me

[arkantil]

the best time to look for a job is in the middle of the night. they're sleeping then

#can someone kill me

[butchdykekondraki]

if i have to redo this stupid fucking shirt line one more goddamn time im literally going to get carpel tunnel

#[ren] #CAN SOMEONE KILL ME

[toadstool32]

Looks at the ectober prompt list and looks at my thesis doc. Stares.

#can someone kill me #theres always next year #stares at the sky

[daimaoryu]

skye wont get out of the bathroom so my mom is taking a shit w her in the bathroom 💀 with the door open 💀

#can someone kill me

[helenawa-art]

Back in my taking pills to stop the anxiety that apparently has been fucking up my body completely because this is the 5th day I spend in constant alarm mode without being able to rest era

#can someone kill me #lobotomy #please

[literaphobe]

i hate myself i took a shower figured out how to write ch10 scene 4 wrote 300 words almost and then decided i wanted to stop and do something else to add variety and all ive been doing is nothing

#i should cook but im not hungry #I HATE THIS SLEEP SCHEDULE #i shoild listen to rain sounds so i focus #BUT I DONT WANNA #fuck everythkng #can someone kill me #im so bored

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[felixfathom]

you know usami akihiko and felix fathom really aren't that di

#can someone kill me

[finnslay]

At a dentist appointment waiting thinking about needles and trying not to cry feeling like I'm gonna have a panic attack 🙃

Fuck inside and they redecorated what the hell why is everything different....now I can't breathe...

#i hate this #can someone kill me #please #no preasure

[transhitman]

The granulation tissue keeps coming loose and crumbling out of my mouth

#ACTUAL NIGHTMARE. #have literally had nightmares exactly like this where shit just comes loose in my mouth and falls out #endlessly. #can someone kill me

[satan-is-obsessed]

it can't get worse and yet by some miracle it keeps getting worse

#i don't have a single positive thought left in me #i literally wanna die #can someone kill me #pls and thx #uuughhhhh