#capthinking

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Sometimes, Clover will take Sofia out to a lavender patch when they're stressed, even though he doesn't like the smell of lavender.

#it is canon she talks with her animal friends for comfort #why go to workshop when has bunny in room #stf #sofia the first #sofia the fandom #clover stf #captain txt #capthinking

[captain-amadeus]

AND THEN HE DID WTF WTF HE KISSED HIM WTF CEDRIC'S NOT OK

#that's eustis btw lol lmao #I equate that shitpost to actual events because 😋 #capthinking #cap sketch #not my ocs #others ocs

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"Man this dark catholic music is so long" it better be Ivan spends an eternity in a painstakingly hellish purgatory the tunes gotta last as long

#wing cross coffin #<-computer moment #the playlist is like 2 and a half hours #shuffle loops it for eternity #captain txt #capthinking

[captain-amadeus]

Eustis acting all romantically open and desirable towards Cedric in Pierre's body because he knows Pierre can't handle coming back to his friend thinking he has a chance with him romantically because he's not ready so it drives a wedge between them (I can't handle this)

#diabolical #absolutely evil #eus must stop being clever #captain txt #capthinking

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Swirls

#sigh his top scars /pos #when draws will explo💥💥 #/pos #again he was very proud of the great job he did #personally think even if it was a spell he did the swirls are a reminder of how far he's come #very much was tearing up looking at his reflection #“It's me” quote #capthinking #captain txt #trans cedric

[captain-amadeus]

Getting an email from the boss, it's all in comic sans

#bk!eustis #capthinking #captain txt

[captain-amadeus]

Roland goes to events that Sofia is in this is not a headcanon this is actually canon

#the headcanon part is where he continues to be a part of Sofia's life which he would #I am getting my receipts for this btw if Roland's pretty face ends up at the majority of Sofia's events oh boy /lh #captain txt #capthinking

[captain-amadeus]

Greylock has a ohaha laugh Slickwell has a ahaha laugh

#make out already #slicklock #captain txt #capthinking

[captain-amadeus]

Naps are so cool they take naps all the time put blankets and pillows on the floor and snuggle together and doze off and one of them wakes up before the other and slides their hand through their hair and holds the others hand like a slumber party

#🌹🤥 #cedric becomes less grumpy because he gets rest #probably used to stay up late thinking of ways to take over the kingdom #then pierre told him he needs to sleep in order to do his best everyday (and his best is so amazing( #cedric's like “so you'd rather watch me sleep at my desk?” and pierre's like “we could sleep together. at your desk :D” #“what” #“yeah that way we can wake up and get back to working on spells and things :]” #“you aren't even proposing we go sleep somewhere else” “because you don't want to leave your workspace and I can't change that #but you have to at least take a break from it“ ”uhggrrhh“ #that one time when pierre gently put a blanket on cedric when he was sleeping at his desk #dawwwhhh #captain txt #capthinking

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Gaston X Vanessa edits are so Eustis and Ivy core I'm sane

You thought this was going to be a simple shitpost?? I don't think so imagines episode where Eustis and Ivy are taken back to their wedding day but Eus is in denial signing like, "I'm sure this is just another one of those spells of Greylock's and we aren't reliving our wedding day that would be awful" but they are; still cue Eus not giving two fucks

Facial expression saying he will kill Greylock if they are actually reliving that day he swears to god

Eventually, he snaps out of it because everything that's happening is on par with what happened on that day and they get mad at each others because everything is going to go to shit. Not exactly sure what happened (I'm writing this on the top of my head and I can't take it seriously with the images) but Ivy is going to be so fucking done if Eus whips out the same shit he did during the ceremony

Eus is like, ok, he's not going to repeat the same thing that happened he promises that he will not do the thing again (btw they are forced to relive this day against their will. The same thing is going to happen, but Eus will try to defy fate. At its core, this whole ordeal is a bitter reminder of who their marriage would turn into.) (Also that expression 😠)

Oh my god, wedding photo (the same shit happens again nothing changes Eus gets mad (and for a reason but it's a bit overboard of him. Good thing no one saw him when he was ⚔️ cept for his wifeyyyyy) Ivy goes through the same experience of watching her husband slllllaayyyyyyyyy, ugh how did they stay married after this? Oh yeah they might've just let this go at first because it was a situation where there was actual danger. You can even think of this outside of a wedding day context am just going with that because wedding clothes but also having this happen on their special day and have it change their entire view on each other, hiding it from everyone what one of them did or didn't do just sounds so 💥💥💥) (and the fact her reaction doesn't change because it's as horrible as ever)

I lofe these edits so much I can't stop laughing at some of them if they weren't there I would be throwing stuff around my room about this idea bdgggrrr

Ok that's it that's all

#shoutouts to these edits my inspo fr /hj #captain txt #capthinking #shitpost #not my images #god.

[captain-amadeus]

I want Euskeleton to fall down a flight of stairs like a container in those satisfying jar vs stairs videos, hitting each step on the descent and shattering into millions of bone and armor pieces when he hits the bottom

#cik cik cik cik cik cik cik cik cikcikcikcikcikcikcikcik shheeeee! #euskeleton #vampierre probably did that once #the asmr echoes through the halls #captain txt #capthinking

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The pear made me think of

#couldn't stop thinking about . the thinge #bullseye #me thinks princes learn knightly things to prepare for kinghood #or maybe they could've been as charming as obe #one #eustis ruining this person's life stealing his life even #eye for an eye #capthinking #captain's art (oc fanart edition) #when they go low eustis goes lower 🤴 #headcanon woh

[captain-amadeus]

Gaston images that make me think about Eustis

this fukci this fucking imag istg he's so fuckign nbig

Throwing Slickwell

to be continued sfx

Gaston sleeps so much in these comics adds eusleepy taking cat naps during the day to headcanon

ffffffffffuming

His sleep schedule is fucked up maybe if you didn't spend your nights pacing around the castle destroying shit maybe you'd feel better

Slickwell does not miss Eustis when he's out (also pretend Eustis doesn't physically harm Slickwell and it's just the Pin of Klutzenheimer making him dramatically be THWAK!ed when he's just lightly pushing Slickwell to the side)

Bro Mirrorverse Gaston slaps so much

inspo for the hunting lodge from disney parks concept art

I like this one lay it down in a way my tism can understand

he has his own moodboard of himself (also that mirror take note take note)

Let's go for two

Eustis gets green glowy thing (I love DV card art sm)

mob mob angry mob mob mob angry angry

He must know how to shoot

ok that's all goodnight

#ignore the last one it's too good not to have #he doesn't eat raw egg please #slrrhjdsbhjsdslurp #eustis slander #the first image is him and ivy walks away #not my art #not my images #capthinking

[captain-amadeus]

The only reason why I thought about King Pierre was, "Cedric wouldn't think about taking over the kingdom because unlike King Roland, Pierre would speak up for Cedric and they would marry each other and rule the kingdom together and they would live each other very much❤️"

#never make him king #he is not cut out for it #he would freak out if he woke up as king and run to cedric and say how he doesn't know what's going on #but at least cedric would comfort him and tell him what a great king he is with valud reasons #aeee of yeou #captain txt #capthinking

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Eustis finding magical artifacts on his outings (I get off topic and talk about the cats for most of this)

It is very inchresting to think about Eustis going on outings to find magical artifacts because he has an interest in that kind of stuff. It wouldn't make sense for him to go out hunting in a full suit of armor since he'd stick out like a sore thumb. He wears that armor and sets out to find [a pondering orb he can't even use himself].

Even with his new lackies, Eustis would probs still search for artifacts himself because he wants to have them first. If they're too dangerous then maybe he'd bring Greylock along since he has a lot of useful knowledge on things. In return, he'd let Greylock study the artifact if they manage to nab it.

That would be funny for them to make this long journey, be gone for 3 weeks, while Ivy and Slickwell are left ruling the kingdom in their absence. They both get a break from Eustis, but only Ivy sort of misses him in a 'prefers husband to be at home instead of collecting enchanted forks that makes user get food poisoning' way. Hates him, but the curse of they can not be far from each other for too long remains. Ivy probably asks questions about Greylock to Slickwell since he knows him and she doesn't see him a lot (ignore the last part if it's going to be a full time thing but Greylock double dealing with kings is what brain defaults to) and Slickwell is like, 'A real stinker, he tried changing my name to Lickswell one time.' and he's not wrong, but that was Greylock's way of flirting :333333

Back to Eustinky, either he's able to do a bit of magic or he just hoards artifacts so that he has all the cool stuff. Maybe he'd find some use to the artifacts because most of them can be used by non-magic users. I can only imagine how complicated it would be to have Greylock on his side, though it'd most likely be from him not wanting to serve King Magnus and/or wanting more liberty on what he does with his magic. Cedric said it well himself when he commented on how Greylock was more of a jester than a sorcerer. And although he's always been a silly lalala, I think there's a side of him that wants to be silly on his own accord instead of on the whim of a king. Well this time he HAS to make the king laugh or else he'll become the joke wink wink nudge nudge insert Greylock when Eustis gif

Still like the idea of Greylock coming and going as he pleases. It is very Greylock of him to dangle a shiny object in front of Eustis and put it on a high shelf then leave. Doesn't try to be all smart about it though he's just being goofy (Eustis isn't though he has to get it off the shelf). He's also not a slickrider like Lickswell so Eustis even considering hiring him as a royal sorcerer feels out of place. Greylock will not compliment him as much as Slicky does, will lack loyalty towards him, he is the :333333 of sorcerers. (Maybe Greylock has his own Jester's Privilege; being able to be brutally honest, except the sword is always 5 feet away from his neck at times)

Maybe he works full/part time because Slickwell is there as well. His test dummy. The pin was fun to watch and now they'll get to test more items, what fun. Oh and they can kiss but Greylock shocks Slickwell at least once mid kiss.

Extra note: Ivy jewelry I hope that the jewelry holds value like being family heirlooms and/or magical artifacts or they are just normal jewelry that she wears. Black pearls are definitely a symbol of wealth though. Stylish too she's so cool I love Ivy sm /p /g

#capthinking #headcanon woh #captain txt #had a lot of fun typing this doing a jig after this #I do that everytime I write these long posts #me love think me love use brain to think about characterererers

[captain-amadeus]

Something about how Cedric and Pierre have people think about them in certain ways because of their fathers' legacies.

Pierre's father was one of the best knights to ever live. People think Pierre takes all kinds of classes at the academy to live up to his father when he just likes meeting people, and it's all too apparent how fortunate he is compared to Cedric.

Goodwyn's performance as a sorcerer is the standard that is expected of Cedric, and when he can't reach as high as he, people disregard what he's capable of, his potential essentially being wasted. He never had a choice to be lesser than, and when he was deemed so, there was no chance in being considered great in his father's eyes less he proved himself by taking over the kingdom.

Could go on about how poorly Cedric is treated, but just the way that someone who's top of his class doesn't hold Cedric to as high a standard as his father and acquaintances. It's like this breath of fresh air. Someone who will be impressed by whatever he does and help him get up whenever he makes a mistake.

It's just so perfect how there's finally someone who's on his side for once, you know?

#shakes them sm they support each otherm #them <333 #captain txt #capthinking