#carmen answers

[carmen-in-space]

hi carmen i love u and i have a silly question for u. what would u say are your criteria for like. a perfect album. like an album that is excellent and one of ur top. also what are they

HI MARV ignore how INCREDIBLY LATE i am posting this. i saw it the moment you sent it and was like "i'll get to that". well clearly. i didn't.

ANYWAYS !!!! a perfect album for me is like. an album that just doesn't miss. where every song is equally banger and i don't want to skip any songs. for me those r ruin by the amazing devil, eurus by the oh hellos, silo by the altogether, and just. the httyd soundtrack. i LOVE that soundtrack

#also hi marv ily and i prommy i didn't ghost you on this i just. was busy or forgot JKFDSJFKDJK #carmen answers

[killercarmen]

I’d like two large McDonald’s sodas please. One for each of my weed smoking girlfriends

#Carmen asks #carmen answers

[ink-fireplace-coffee]

I have compiled.............. pictures of what Abby's style looks like..... my made up pathetic wet cat of a man dresses so huggably-

No because you are absolutely right

I must give Abby a hug right now. It looks so soft....so warm...

love the long coat fits <3

#sly friend🥀 #carmen answers

[boardwalk-absurdist]

I'm in your walls (and your dms. check ur messages pls the kids miss you.)

i’m so confused i have no dms did you mean to send this to me??

#carmen answers

[lazyneonrabbitt]

double p*netration with carmy/lip/reader please 😳😳

Ohohohoho anon ILY for this.

There's porn here. 18+ blah blah minors piss off.

"What if we both fuck her tonight?" Carmy's question came during a shared cigarette, hanging out of the kitchen window.

"What are you talking about, we basically always both fuck her." Lip offers him back the cigarette with a questioning look.

"Yeah, I mean, we do. But we always take turns." He gestured between the them to accentuate his comment to which Lip's brows raised in interest before quickly waving the whole thing off again. "Forget about it man, she won't do anal. Begged and bribed my way through college to let me but she never would. Absolute turn off for her."

"Think she'll fit us both?" It was a sincere question, thanks to some stupid videos Richie had shoved in his face after work. 'To give him some ideas.'

~~☆☆☆~~

You were straddling Carmy, his cock all the way inside you while Lip's hand rested on your lower back, stuffing three lubed up fingers insides of you as well. Your moans were muffled with your face in the crook of Carmy's neck and biting down. Lip being rough with you was nice, especially with Carmy being ever so soft with you to balance it out. Fingers were pulled from you and a short moment later you feel the tip of Lip's cock slide down your ass. Your high pitched whine was a sound he knew all too well.

"Shh, baby. He won't do it." It was Carmen who comforted you, a hand on the back of your head and the other rubbing soothing circles on your shoulder. You felt him move further down and prod at your entrance where Carmy was still inside. He pulled away for a moment, only to return his previous actions with his dick covered in a thick layer of lubricant. "Just keep breathing, baby.." Carmen's soothing voice whispered, kissing the side of your head as Lip held his head on the other side of you. "Gonna fill you up real good, gonna go slow for you." With some awkward moving around he pushed his tip past your entrance.

"Fuh-- god, ahh.." Your pained cry was joined by groans of the two boys. Your fingers pulling hard on Carmy's curls as gour tried to breathe through the pressure of them stretching you beyond anything you ever felt.

"Hhnng.. Too much--" Lip slowly pushed further in despite your protests, each time only a fraction of an inch and stopping to let you adjust for a moment. "You can take it, sweetheart." and "doing so good for us." fell from their lips. All while Carmy moaned with every one of the other's thrusts, the feeling of Lip's cock against his was new but not unwelcome. His sounds only turned you on more. You kissed and licked at every bite mark you had left on Carmy's shoulder, apologizing between gasps and sighs.

Once fully in, tears were streaming down your face. Any bit of movement shot straight to your core, being so full made you feel every single twitch. Being pulled backwards against Lip's chest you let out a cry one of them rubbed right against that spot that had you see stars. It felt so good you were afraid you'd come as soon as they started to move.

Carmen took the change in position as an oportunity to play with your tits, rolling the hardened nubs between his skilled fingers. "Ah Carm--" You tried to beg him not to tease but all the stimulation took your voice, nothing but whines leaving you.

Whines turned into moans from all three of you as Lip announced he felt like you adjusted long enough and carefully lifted your hips and pulled you down in a slow, steady rythm. It only took a few thrusts for you to be a babbling mess, trying your hardest to form a sentence but failing. To your luck Lip understood your fucked dumb language and moved his fingers to rub on your clit, adding rhat bit of extra pressure to push you over the edge.

You cried out as your walls clenched around the two cocks buried deep inside of you, encouraging them to keep thrusting. Carmen's hands laid over Lip's, squeezing your skin and setting a quicker pace. Both boys only chasing their own release now, dragging you along to another high with their hard thrusts and loud groans, both so close that they could barely hold back. "God, Lip- Close.." Carmen rasped as his grip on you tightened. "Fuck- Yeah, me too." You clawed at Carmen's chest, forehead pressed against his collarbone as you clenches hard around them again, their desperate tones getting you off before both of them followed suit. They came one after the other, only one or teo thrusts in between, stilling inside of you until they were fully spent.

You fell limp against Carmen, having Lip pull out first and grabbing some paper towels for you to leak onto as Carmen pulled out and carefully placed you on the bed.

"Sould we run her a bath, get her cleaned up?" Lip gives you a quick look before answering. "Lets get a warm towel and clean her off first. If she wakes then we'll bathe her."

~~☆☆☆~~

A/N: this one was funky to write. Three people together is like a nasty game of twister so not much position swapping happened lol. Hope you enjoyed it!!

#sometimes i write #rabbitt answers #carmen berzatto #lip gallagher #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #lip gallagher x reader #gallzatto x reader #the bear #shameless #carmen berzatto smut #lip gallagher smut #carmy berzatto smut

[mrscarmenbearzatto]

I watched Bluey recently (yes I'm an adult who watches Bluey, its too good!! 😂) and I saw an episode where Bluey and Bingo deliever a love message to their mum and dad after they have a small disagreement, and I imagine Willow and Aurora doing something like that!

Just them being all giggly and secretive and Carmen's just so confused until he watches them give you the message 🥹

bluey is so good i will not apologize, also i hope its okay i changed this up just a bit love! - fem/mom!reader, 445

ʚɞ

It really wasn't an argument, rather just a chat about things you hadn't communicated. You and Carmy really tried to be perfect parents, but that just wasn't possible. Willow had a small habit of sneaking out of her room during naptime, and she overheard you and Carmy having a small disagreement. In her mind, of course, it seemed like you two were unhappy with ach other.

From that point, Willow decides she has to take matters into her own hands while you sit in Aurora's nursery, and Carmen is in the kitchen. She makes her way in, paper and crayons in hand. You smile at her as you sit in the rocking chair with Aurora, whose been fighting naptime for the past half hour, her eyes finally closing. "Hi, Wils. What's up?" You ask softly.

She doesn't answer, instead plopping beside you, beginning to scribble some hearts on the paper. You watch as she does this, her hearts looking more like blobs but at least she's trying her hardest.

She hands it to you. "Dada." She says. You finally catch on, exhaling. "Okay, okay. Let's go give this to dada." You say, as you stand, setting Aurora gently down in the crib before you walk hand-in-hand downstairs with Willow, her handing you the paper.

She points to Carmen, practically motioning for you to give him the paper. You laugh, kissing the top of her head. "Thanks, Wils. Go play, yeah? I'll take it from here." You say. You walk over to Carmen in the kitchen, greeting him with a kiss on the back of his shoulder like you usually do. "Your daughter drew this for me to give you." You set the paper in front of him.

He stares at it, a grin coming across his face. "Think she wants us to tell each other we love the other." You nod. "Something tells me that's what's happening." He turns to you, pressing a kiss against your lips, hands wrapped around your waist. "I love you." He says.

"I love you, too, Carm." You reply before turning to the doorway where Wilow's watching. You grin. "Come here, sweet girl." Carmen requests as she runs at him, jumping into his arm where he scoops her up, as he begins kissing her face, giggles bursting out of her.

You notice the small drawing on the edge of the paper that wasn't clear before. A stick figure of what you assume is you and Carmen, holding hands.

You stare at it until you're being attacked with kisses by Willow and Carmen, her giggles making you smile as she kisses all over your face, with Carmen doing the same thing.

˙ ✩°˖🌸 ⋆｡˚꩜

shine on, shine on, my loves!

- mae

#maeberzatto #mae writes! #mae writes: the bear #mae answers your asks! #mae has mail! 💌 #bedtime kisses au #carmen berzatto x you #the bear fx #the bear hulu #carmen berzatto imagine #carmen berzatto fanfiction #carmen berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto fluff #carmy berzatto x female reader #carmy berzatto x reader #carmy the bear #carmy berzatto

[sydcarmyfan]

I just like, like, I love her a lot

- Carmen Anthony Berzatto

#The question from Fak was about the girl who is a friend but I believe that Carmy’s answer was about Sydney Adamu #Carmy loves Syd a lot and it shows in so many ways #It is the way he laughs after she laughs #It is the way he hugs her #It is the way he looks at her #It is the way he signs sorry after bringing down the wall #sydcarmy #sydney adamu #carmen berzatto #carmy x sydney #syd x carmy #sydney x carmy #carmy x syd #chef's kiss #syd x carmen #the bear

[teamredofficial]

Carmen, ever had a time on a mission where it genuinely felt like you were gonna die?

What? Me? A near death experience?

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

#Maybe you’ve got me confused with someone else…. #Team Red Answers #carmen sandiego

[fedorah-the-explorah]

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #incorrect carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego memes #player carmen sandiego #zack carmen sandiego #ivy carmen sandiego #paper star carmen sandiego #poor carmen #player wouldnt answer her question #poor thing had to ask the siblings 💔

[oatmilk-vampire]

Wrong answers only: what are they doing?

#the bear #the bear fandom #the bear fx #fx the bear #carmen berzatto #carmy berzatto #jeremy allen white #richie jerimovich #richard jerimovich #ebon moss bachrach #wrong answers only

[carmen-in-space]

hi i heard octo expansion :] (op of the fruitberries blender drawing) (also a splatoon enjoyer)

AHAHAHAHAHA HI i haven't played (got into splatoon when 3 was out) but im Incredibly obsessed with splatoon SKSHDKDHDK

#also im like into mcyt but not That much into speedrunners (my mutual is and i rbed thst post from them) but i appreciate them a lot #so HI #carmen answers

[killercarmen]

at one point you liked One of my posts and I freaked out and told all my friends that the tntduo eret tiktok person liked my post. You’re legacy has been decided for you

Oh no 😭😭😭 that video is over a year old now, plz just let me be anime girl LarryBoy ;-;

Seriously tho I think it’s so funny that people still remember me by that. Or like, they know the video but don’t realize it’s me. It’s so funny.

#carmen answers #Carmen asks #carmen speaks

[ink-fireplace-coffee]

Hey! ^^ Colds are really annoying, I hope you feel better soon!

I’m here to ask if I could maybe be added to your tag list for Is The Blood Thicker? I read some of your posts about it and I’m really intrigued!

~ @writerfae :)

Hi!! I feel actually better today (i even went to uni and everything) thank you🥰

and yes totally! the more the merrier! Thank you for being interested!!

#writerfae #carmen answers #wip:¿tls? #wip:itbt?

[boardwalk-absurdist]

👀

:D Okay so I have this particular world that I call the Guardianverse that the novel I’m working on is set in. It’s an urban fantasy setup and there’s a lot about the various supernatural beings that populate it and all their characteristics, along with the magic system that I came up with, but rn I want to talk about the Guardian, the anchor point that I built the verse around!

The city of Ashgrove has a protector known as the Guardian. It has for over a hundred years, ever since a powerful mage named Cora was brought down by an alliance of the city’s corrupt elites. With her dying breath, she ensured that the city would always have a protector whose duty was to prevent the powerful from oppressing or neglecting the vulnerable. Whether this is seen as a blessing or a curse greatly depends on who you ask. The power of the Guardian is passed down, accumulating more strength with each transition, to one deemed trustworthy of protecting the city by the spell Cora set up.

The current Guardian, Tomas Cardoso, caused quite a stir. He had run-ins with the local authorities due to the unconventional ways he used his magic to help people, and the way that he refused to participate in the growing racket of organized magic in Ashgrove. The Guardian before him, Damien, was running right along the line of losing the position, abusing the soft power and prestige of the title but being careful never to use the actual magical strength of the Guardian for his own gain. Tomas, sick of the way he operated and wanting to protect the people he cared about, fought Damien. He knew he wasn’t powerful enough to defeat him on his own, but he also wouldn’t’ve been able to live with himself if he didn’t try. So he fought, throwing everything he could into the battle. He fought well enough, in fact, that in an effort to land the killing blow, Damien had to draw on his inherited strength as the Guardian. In an instant, this selfish use of power was enough to strip him of the position. Guardianship left him and the power flowed into Tomas, who was risking everything in an attempt to protect the people he’d seen hurt. That abrupt shift of power disoriented them both, but Tomas seized that moment of opportunity and incapacitated Damien without using any magic at all. Damien was locked up for a time before being banished from the city.

In the aftermath, the rich and powerful of Ashgrove tried many avenues to bring Tomas around to their way of thinking. Bribery, threats, deals—everything failed. Instead, Tomas uses his power as Guardian to help those who ask and to keep the city as free of exploitation as he can. He patrols the city on a flying carpet every night (he hates doing it on foot) with his companion, a Maine coon named Quetzalcoatl. She answers to Coat, about as much as any cat does. Tomas is my disgruntled and sloppy son who has no real desire to be stuck with this kind of responsibility but also doesn’t want it to go to someone who will fuck up his city.

#ahhh thanks #carmen writes #carmen answers #my ocs #tomas is annoyed by his duty but also doesn’t want to leave it to someone else #very much a ‘goddammit I’ll do it myself you assholes’ kind of attitude #but he loves his city and the people in it #so he takes the job very seriously

[lazyneonrabbitt]

Gallzatto x Reader thoughts…

Lip with a breeding kink! He likes to watch the cum drip out of Reader just to thrust it back into her. Loves both his AND Carmy’s cum mixed inside her. Lip would definitely uses his fingers to push their cum back inside her! All aboard the Gallzatto train ‘cause Reader is riding it to cumcity!

Carmy with a lactation kink! He discovers his kink by accident. He’s noticed Reader’s boobs have gotten bigger, but doesn’t really process the whole reasoning for it. Not until he’s sucking on them (as he usually does when they’re going at it) and the milk’s come in. Carmy just looses it, the game has changed. He loves the taste! Carmy definitely gets a hard on while sucking on Reader’s boobs!

Oh man this ask had me GOING I can't tell you enough how hot these are and how they just make sense??

Lip grew up in a big family and wants that for himself too. Even the idea alone turns him on. Many babies in his own home.

Carm's love for food and your body literally producing your babies' food supply? And it comes from his favorite body part? He has to try it for himself and taste it, straight from the source. He's immediately obsessed.

But now, it's time for:

🔞🔞 FILTH 🔞🔞

"Gonna breed ya real good." Lip would utter the words when he's balls deep inside of you, lips at your neck, biting and licking and just using you for his own pleasure. When he feels you clenching at his words he suddenly gets even cockier than usual. "You wanna be my little breeding bitch, bunny?" He's panting by now, so close he has to take a second to catch his breath. You only whine in response and Lip laughs. "Hear that, Bear? She wants to be bred." He rasps the words right at your ears as his thrusts slow down so he can motion for Carmy to get closer. "You gonna join me in seeing how full she can get?"

They each already went one round with you, Lip currently on his second and you were already stuffed to the brim. With Carmy agreeing Lip's thrusts pick up again and finishing deep inside you, breathing heavily.

"Your turn, Bear." He pulls out slowly and swaps his cock with his fingers to keep as much of their cum inside.

Carmy watched Lip's fingers at your leaking cunt and eagerly crawled over you. His cock sliding against Lip's fingers before you felt fingers be replaced by Carmy's tip pressing between your folds. With a smooth thrust he pushed all the way in, moaning at your delicious squeeze. While Carmy fucked you, Lip kept whispering all these filthy things to you. "Bear's gonna fuck a bunch of cubs into you. Get you all nice and big."

They took turns filling you up untill they were both completely drained. And you were so full it ached.

A cpuple of months later you're showing quite nicely. Rounded belly and your tits had gotten bigger as well. His hands had been on your tits since the beginning of your relationship necause he loved fhem so much, but now with them filling out so prettily he was on you even more. Your breasts ached and you were begging for attention. The hormones had been going crazy for days now and you currently wanted nothing more than to be fucked by your boyfriends. With Lip on a grocery run it was now Carmy's job to satisfy your needs. He fucked you at a slow pace, not wanting to shake you up too bad and kissed the soft flesh of your tits. Hands squeezing at the sides as his mouth trailed kisses and licks all over the sensive mounds. His lips find their way to one of your nipples and flicked his tongue over it while the other is squeezed between his fingers.

He sucked harshly before biting and leaving marks all over the surrounding skin and going back to sucking softly to pull sweet moans from your lips. He continued rutting into squeezing and sucking on your tits until he halted at the taste of a warm liquid running over his tongue. He squeezed your harder as he moaned. The taste overwhelmed him, it was so good he spilled inside of you after only a few more thrusts.

Roght as Lip walked into the apartment. He dropped his bags on the coffee table and stepped into your shared bedroom at the sound of your moans. Lip clears his throat to announce his presence and Carmy let go of yoir nipple with a n audible 'pop'.

"Fuck, Lip. C'mere and taste her."

#sometimes i write #gallzatto x reader #rabbitt answers #carmen berzatto #lip gallagher #carmy berzatto #carmen berzatto x reader #lip gallagher x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #lip gallagher smut #carmen berzatto smut #carmy berzatto smut

[mrscarmenbearzatto]

we always get Carmy loving on his girl but we need more of his girl loving on him paying attention to him and making him realise he is intact all the things he thought he wasn’t

oh my gosh stop IMAGINE:

he's always touching you. hugs from behind, kisses whenever he passes you or when he greets / says goodbye to you for work, personal affairs, anything basically, cuddles anytime you're laying or sitting down without question

and you do the same for him. anytime he's talking you're literally staring at him, even if he isn't looking back at you, you make eye contact with him because its important he knows you're listening. and if he just looks like he had a bad day, you're hugging and kissing him and telling him how good of a job he did.

and it makes him realize he really didnt know how much he needed you. like, he knew you were made for him and he was made for you, but everytime you hug him and tell him you're proud of him for even something as small as making himself coffee in the morning before leaving, it means everything more to him. its not a secret he didnt have that enviornment around him until you came around, one where he felt like he could ask for a hug and be told its okay, he's doing a good job. even when he feels like the shittiest person in the world and like he doesnt matter (which of course he does but you know, self doubt bites you in the ass sometimes) you're telling him he's the greatest person you'd ever met. that he means more to you then he'd ever know!

he justs needs a hug your honor

#maeberzatto #mae answers your asks! #mae answers: carmen needing a hug :( #carmen berzatto x reader #carmen berzatto imagine #carmen berzatto thoughts