#chatzy stuff
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i like it how Adam S somehow evolved from just that one grumpy guy who cared about nothing but his Bonsai Tree to a wannabe dad friend adopting (of sorts) Ulmar
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"Can't a troll get a little break...?"
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Friendship goals: adopting two cats together
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Since it turned out Rex regenerates and doesn’t restart the way he used to, Mr Umbris kidnapped him for the sake of entertainment & mad science.
And it all started with Rex throwing a silly insult at him.
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The Narrator: Good lord
Melissa: :)
Melissa: Are we going to stand here and wait for something to happen?
The Narrator: What
The Narrator: What is going to happen?
The Narrator: Why did you bring these two women here?
The Narrator: *Too much of people for my liking all in the same room with me*
Icarus: ......
Icarus: Melissa is going to help
Icarus: *turns to her*
Icarus: What do you need to get started?
Melissa: Well
Melissa: I need to be next to my customer and
Melissa: *glances at the screen with Stanley's room*
Melissa: Hmm
Melissa: Am I reading it right, this person is the one whose dreams I should enter?
Icarus: Yes
Melissa: You should move them in a bed
Icarus: Do you have a bed, Narrator?
The Narrator: *>:T*
The Narrator: Stanley was lying in bed!
The Narrator: It disappeared after I had to restart the Office, tsk
The Narrator: ....
Icarus: Then make another one
The Narrator: What do you mean by entering dreams
Melissa: Literally entering dreams
The Accomplice: Oh dont worry!
The Accomplice: Melissa is a professional x)
The Accomplice: The best of the best!
The Narrator: That is not possible, unless—
The Narrator: .....
The Narrator: *Do I not have anything to say in this?*
Icarus: *No*
The Narrator: Are you doing this anyway aren't you
The Narrator: *sighs*
Melissa: *smiles*
Icarus: Go on, Narrator
Icarus: No sense in stalling
The Narrator: *sighs again*
The Narrator: *presses a few buttons on his keyboard*
Tom: < the room becomes a little bigger >
Tom: < the furniture moves around >
Tom: *ends up lying in a soft bed that is standing next to his desk*
The Narrator: *pauses for a moment*
The Narrator: *types down another command and hits Enter*
Tom: < two armchairs pop up in the room's corner >
Melissa: *glances at them*
Melissa: *That is untypically convenient*
Melissa: Good :)
Melissa: I can work with this
The Accomplice: *Niice*
Icarus: Good
Icarus: I will stay here with the Narrator
The Narrator: ..........
Melissa: *is sure pleased*
Melissa: Okay
The Accomplice: *takes Mel's hand again*
Icarus: Ready?
Melissa: *Just checking some average dreams and then waking the person up*
Icarus: *teleports them down to *
Melissa: *Easy~*
The Accomplice: *.......*
Icarus: *Dont be so sure*
Melissa: *I am confident about it*
Melissa: *steps to Tom*
Melissa: *and examines him and his vibes*
Melissa: Who is this person, again?
The Narrator: *frowns*
Melissa: Oh I am kidding!
The Accomplice: A Stanley, right?
The Accomplice: Oh-
Melissa: Of course it must be Stanley~
Melissa: Even as, hmm
Melissa: Something is off about this one
The Narrator: *watches her*
The Narrator: *is tensed*
The Accomplice: .......
The Narrator: *possessive vibes are back*
Icarus: Relax
Melissa: *Are you jealous anyone but you can be with him in person?*
The Narrator: *...........*
The Narrator: *You don't know anything about me*
Melissa: *You are a Narrator, that's enough of knowing to read you as an open book~*
The Accomplice: *.....*
The Accomplice: *What a grumpy one*
Melissa: *Some of them are really grumpy*
The Accomplice: *....*
The Accomplice: *Hm*
Melissa: Alright!
Melissa: Let's start
Melissa: *sits down in one of armchairs*
The Accomplice: *sits in the other one*
The Accomplice: *is v curious*
Melissa: *her eyes glow bright for a moment*
Melissa: *then she closes them*
Melissa: *and slips into Tom's dreams*
Tom: .......................
The Narrator: *blinks rapidly*
The Narrator: And now what?
The Narrator: Why is she just sitting there and doing nothing?
The Narrator: Is she... sleeping too now?
The Accomplice: *!*
The Narrator: What is the meaning behind all this, Icarus?
Icarus: She is entering his dreams, Narrator
The Narrator: *his microphone is on*
The Narrator: *so he can be heard and even Ic's voice as well, though it's with static noise and some glitches added*
The Narrator: Didn't she need to do, er, witchcraft first?
The Narrator: With spells? Wands? Gems?
Icarus: .......
The Narrator: She didn't even say anything in Witch-ish
Icarus: She has done this many times before, Narrator
Icarus: In fact
Icarus: A lot of Narrators come to her
The Narrator: What?
The Narrator: ....
Icarus: They are her most common customers
The Narrator: ......
Icarus: Jonathan Von Sales
Icarus: You might know his Stanley
The Narrator: Are you implying my alternates can sleep and they do so while at work?
The Narrator: That is not professional!
Icarus switched name to Icarusley Sunshine
Icarusley Sunshine appears as Sunners for a second
The Narrator: *!!*
The Narrator: *is startled*
The Narrator: *stares*
The Narrator: ........
Melissa: *Aren't you playing a Story~*
Icarusley Sunshine switched name to Icarus
Melissa: *Hmm*:
Melissa: *finds herself in a complete darkness*:
Melissa: *Not a new concept*:
Melissa: *spawns in lights in her palms*:
Melissa: *takes a look around*:
Tom: < it's pitch black >
Tom: < for a few moments it stays like this >
Melissa: *makes her balls of lights glow brighter*
Melissa: *floats into the dark nothingness(?)*:
Tom: < sloowly, one by one, glowy yellow buttons start to pop up here and there >:
Tom: < it's a decoration that paints images of dark caves >
Tom: < filled with glowy buttons and old broken office chairs lying around >
Melissa: *glances at the buttons but pays them no mind*:
Melissa: *slips out of this place and floats into another layer of dreams*:
Tom: < darkness fades, replaced by light >
Tom: < it's the Lounge >
Tom: < but it's out of colour, it's completely gray, not even rendered completely >
Melissa: *No this won't do*
Melissa: *floats out of it as well*
Melissa: *moves forward and faster*
Melissa: *skips layers with office decorations*
Melissa: *I have to go to deeper*
Melissa: *To the bottom, this is where they are hiding*
Tom: < eventually, office decorations start to transform into something else >
Tom: < something neat >
Tom: < white and blue >
Tom: < pristine >
Tom: < a laboratory >
Melissa: *ignores automatic doors*
Melissa: *goes through the walls*
Melissa: *enters one of rooms*
Icarus: ......
The Accomplice: *watches her sleep*
The Accomplice: *keeps an eye on Tom as well*
The Accomplice: *.....*
Tom: *is solving puzzles that are based on pressing a lot of buttons in right order*
The Accomplice: *Lab?*
Tom switched name to dream!kid!Tom
Melissa: *Oh dear*
dream!kid!Tom: *doesn't have freckles nor even moles*
The Accomplice: *........*
dream!kid!Tom: *his hair is longer, dishevelled and looks lighter in hue*:
dream!kid!Tom: *his eyes are the same blue though*
dream!kid!Tom: *is busy with the puzzles*
dream!kid!Tom: *tries to break them*:
dream!kid!Tom: ...:
dream!kid!Tom: *manages to tear a detail out of it*
dream!kid!Tom: *throws it up at a camera above him*
dream!kid!Tom: *it doesn't get far and hits his head instead*
dream!kid!Tom: Ouchh
dream!kid!Tom: Blasted gravity, my old enemy:
dream!kid!Tom: *rubs the top of his head*:
Melissa: .......
Melissa: *slips to another layer*
dream!kid!Tom switched name to dream!teen!Tom:
dream!teen!Tom: *is lying on a metal desk, wires are connected to his head*:
dream!teen!Tom: *there are people in white coats around him*:
dream!teen!Tom: No
dream!teen!Tom: I don't wanna do it!
dream!teen!Tom: You can't make me do it!
dream!teen!Tom: It's stupid-
dream!teen!Tom: *one of scientists tells something to him, but their voice is as blurred out as their face*
dream!teen!Tom: *they join a strange device to his temple*
dream!teen!Tom: *then everything fades away*
Melissa: *gets pushed into another layer of dreams*
The Accomplice: *.......*
The Accomplice: *Thats fucked up x(*
dream!teen!Tom switched name to Tom
Tom switched name to dream!Tom
dream!Tom: *is standing in the middle of the hallway with two doors*
dream!Tom: *mutters* Twenty years and that's what they got?
Icarus: .....
Icarus: How long did you know Tom
The Narrator: Excuse me?:
Melissa: *How did you know his first name*:
Melissa: *Wait*:
Melissa: *Are you watching me via deity powers?*:
Melissa: *Interesting*
The Narrator: Whom are you talking about?
Melissa: *....*
Icarus: .......
dream!Tom: *He is a moron*:
Icarus: Stanley:
Icarus: .....:
The Narrator: Oh right, right!:
Icarus: *gives him an odd look*:
The Narrator: Stanley had another name... it's not important for the Story
The Narrator: Well, I have known him as long as I remember myself narrating him
The Narrator: ....
Icarus: ......
Icarus: How old are you?
Melissa: *Doesn't that mean Narrator is four years old as a Narrator*:
Melissa: *fourteen*:
Melissa: *...............*:
The Accomplice: *.....*
The Accomplice: *damn lol*
The Narrator: .... What does my age have to do with Stanley?
Icarus: Just curious
The Narrator: *dramatically* I am as old as time
The Narrator: I am the Narrator after all
dream!Tom: .......
dream!Tom: *turns away from the doors and marches off*
dream!Tom: *gets teleported back in the middle of the room*
dream!Tom: *tries head off again*
dream!Tom: *and again*
dream!Tom: *and agaiiin*
dream!Tom: *gets teleported back*
Icarus: *snorts*
dream!Tom: *I know you want me to pick stupid doors*
Icarus: You are not
dream!Tom: *Fuck you*
dream!Tom: *Not gonna happen*
dream!Tom: *twenty teleports later he stumbles*
dream!Tom: *and then the room glitches out*
dream!Tom: *something starts to appear in the middle of the room*
dream!Tom: *a barely d holographic model*
dream!Tom: *that looks like a classic Stanley with brown eyes*
dream!Tom: *!!*
dream!Tom: *crashes right into it*
dream!Tom: *and gets stuck inside it for a while*
Melissa: *What*
Melissa: *.....*
Melissa: *I have seen weirder scenarios*
Melissa: *slips into another layer*
dream!Tom: *is standing on the top of the stairs in Zending*
dream!Tom: *listens to Narrator begging him to return*
dream!Tom: *is gloomy*
dream!Tom: *has dark circles underneath his eyes*:
dream!Tom: *blood dripping off his nose*:
The Accomplice: *......*
The Accomplice: *Did Rex and Morticia really save him from Eric or did Eric save him from the Narrator*
The Accomplice: *>>
dream!Tom: *i feel like its both*
Melissa: *Sigh*
Melissa: *slips out and keeps floating forward, between layers*:
dream!Tom: *the Parable is on the run*
dream!Tom: *he is silent and doesn't try to say anything at Narrator's constant comments*
dream!Tom: *even when he is yelled at for breaking things and disobedience*
dream!Tom: *in some few moments he is just lying on the couch at the Lounge, staring at the ceiling with a blank look*:
dream!Tom: *in many many moments he dies or gets killed in endings or jumps off stairs*
dream!Tom: *that's when freckles start to pop up*
dream!Tom: *except they are glitches, pieces of 3d model sticking to his skin, melted into it*
The Accomplice: *...........*
The Accomplice: *x(*
dream!Tom: *seems like they didn't manage to pull it out of him back when he got stuck*
dream!Tom: *the solution they made is to make them look like freckles so the audience would be pleased with looks*
dream!Tom: *more of them pop up after his restarts*
dream!Tom: *some get deleted but it's never complete*
The Narrator: ..........
The Narrator: What do you mean I am not, you don't know---
The Narrator: Fine!
The Narrator: How old am I, how do you think then?
Melissa: *....*
Melissa: *keeps going through*
Melissa: *I have seen enough by now, I need to get to the Point*
dream!Tom: *office hallways one after another, the Lounge, the Museum appearing in one single flash*
dream!Tom: *a big bright NEW CONTENT sign*
Icarus: Young enough to make many mistakes and still have the advantage of ignorance
dream!Tom: *a Skip Button*
dream!Tom: *a smile on his face*
dream!Tom: *soon fading away, replacing by anxiety and regret*
dream!Tom: *then everything fades away*
dream!Tom: *is flying out of the map*
dream!Tom: *is sitting in the nowhere, staring at a computer monitor floating next to his face*
dream!Tom: *white text on black screen*
dream!Tom: *filling up with static noise*:
dream!Tom: *a figure crawls out of the screen, seemingly made of static noise as well*:
dream!Tom: *it has many eyes*:
Melissa: ........
Melissa: *listens closely to what it says to him*
Melissa: *!*:
Melissa: You have to wake up, Tom
Melissa: It's- it's no good for you
Melissa: You won't change anything if you keep running away:
Melissa: You'll only keep running in circles
dream!Tom: < 'CRAACK' >
The Accomplice: *....*
dream!Tom: < the whole scene crashed >
dream!Tom: < and suddenly >:
dream!Tom: *is standing under the blue sky, in a big wheat field*:
Melissa: *standing next to him*:
dream!Tom: But it's better than getting stuck
dream!Tom: Even if it's all in vain
dream!Tom: As long as I can move, I have to escape
dream!Tom: *smiles a little*
dream!Tom: That's the meaning of the tests
Icarus: *Aw*
Icarus: *The human spirit is near unbreakable*
dream!Tom: I have to find a solution or break everything so they can't have their desired results
dream!Tom: I have been breaking shittons of stuff, you know!
dream!Tom: ....
dream!Tom: It never gets boring, but
dream!Tom: I think I am kinda ... getting tired
dream!Tom: *yawns*
dream!Tom: Can I just go home?
dream!Tom: .....
dream!Tom: I do have a home, right?
Melissa: Come with me, Tom
Melissa: And we'll find it out
dream!Tom: *shakes his head*
dream!Tom: *chuckles*
dream!Tom: Eric told me the same
dream!Tom: We were wandering from a place to place
dream!Tom: But it's just stupid office hallways and no way out
dream!Tom: ....
dream!Tom: And even if there is
dream!Tom: You think I won't die in There?
dream!Tom: Iiiit's super likely!
dream!Tom: I'd still love to check It out though
dream!Tom: .......
dream!Tom: *sits down and looks up at the sky*
dream!Tom: .....
dream!Tom: It's just a dream, right?
dream!Tom: I didn't actually escape?:
dream!Tom: Eric must have used me for something else:
dream!Tom: That's what just all these people do:
dream!Tom: *sigh*
dream!Tom: They even built a whole AI to make sure of-
dream!Tom: .....
Melissa: What is AI?
dream!Tom: Artificial Intelligence
dream!Tom: The once that uses pre-recorded voice messages when it's convenient and change stuff in the Halls according to its scripts:
dream!Tom: How did it come that you don't know what is it?:
dream!Tom: Aren't you a part of my dream?
Melissa: .......
Melissa: I am not
dream!Tom: Heheheh
dream!Tom: What is it, it's been another twenty years or something
dream!Tom: And they invented another AI that can enter people's dreams?:
dream!Tom: Fat chance!:
dream!Tom: They are too hollow and boring to figure out how to work with dreams!:
dream!Tom: .....
dream!Tom: If you are not an AI nor a part of dreams, then what are you?
Melissa: I am Melissa :)
Melissa: I am a woman people see in dreams when they need help the most
dream!Tom: *blinks*
dream!Tom: .......
dream!Tom: ... You actually mean it?
Melissa: Yes!
Melissa: I am here to help
Melissa: And first step is to wake you up
Melissa: *leans and offers him a hand*
dream!Tom: .....
dream!Tom: What if I don't want this?
Melissa: You do
Melissa: Otherwise your mind would try to push me out instead of letting me talk
dream!Tom: ........
dream!Tom: *sigh*
dream!Tom: Fine, Ms Smartass
dream!Tom: I'll cooperate
dream!Tom: But just once!
dream!Tom: *:P*
dream!Tom: *takes her hand*
Melissa: *helps him to get up*
Melissa: *and then*
Melissa: *pulls him into a hug*
The Accomplice: *Thats my Melissa*
dream!Tom: *!*
dream!Tom: *wakes up*
Melissa: *gets pushed out*
dream!Tom switched name to Tom
Melissa: *opens her eyes as well*
#chatzy stuff#celestial cataclysm#thegrimdarkoffice#bloomingnemesis#vague mentions of body horror#of sorts#long post
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Augustin: Why are you a this illusion?22:39
Augustin: *is just a little bit taller than her*22:39
Augustin: *his black wings seem mostly made of stone and are damaged*22:41
Augustin: *in fact, they fall apart as he moves*22:41
Augustin: *doesn't look bothered by that at all*22:41
Augustin: at *22:41
Archivist Jonathan: (D!J: Do you need new wings, dear?)22:43
Archivist Jonathan: (D!J: I'd be happy to craft new ones for you)22:43
Archivist Jonathan: .......22:43
Augustin: *...............*22:43
Augustin: *doesnt notice AJ*22:43
Archivist Jonathan: *is wary and ready to escape or defend himself from this - in his mind - weird angel*22:43
Augustin: *v tol ppl club tho*22:44
Archivist Jonathan: *yess*22:44
Archivist Jonathan: *first time a jon is smaller than them too*22:44
Augustin: *gust is 6'7'' while v is 6'6''*22:44
Augustin: *tho she seems bigger with all the wings*22:44
Augustin: *thothinkofsheismostlywings&eyes*22:44
Vega: I predict you to scare away Jonatha—22:47
Vega: *trails off*22:47
Vega: *shakes her head*22:47
Vega: I went to this place, because .... I supposed to22:47
Vega: I have seen myself here today, Augustin22:48
Augustin: .........22:48
Augustin: *stops next to her and studies her, carefully*22:49
Augustin: Are you sure?22:49
Augustin: You don't usually just leave Caelumiria22:49
Augustin: ....22:50
Augustin: Actually, I don't remember you ever did it for long enough22:50
Augustin: It's been longer than an hour22:50
Augustin: What if something bad happened to you-?22:51
Vega: I would predict it...22:51
Archivist Jonathan: *mutters* This Office is supposed to be safe22:51
Augustin: *blinks*22:51
Augustin: What22:51
Augustin: ..........22:51
Augustin: *gives AJ a loooong look*22:51
Augustin: Who are you?22:51
Archivist Jonathan: ........22:52
Archivist Jonathan: I am the Archive22:52
Archivist Jonathan: -ahem22:52
Archivist Jonathan: I mean22:52
Archivist Jonathan: The Archivist22:52
Archivist Jonathan: *sits up straight*22:52
Archivist Jonathan: *to be a bit taller*22:52
Vega: He is a human who lost a part of his humanity and had his soul "fixed" by the being known as Tartarus22:52
Vega: ....22:53
Vega: Poor thing22:53
Augustin: ..........22:53
Archivist Jonathan: .............22:53
Augustin: Right, another human from your visions then22:53
Archivist Jonathan: *Actually*22:53
Archivist Jonathan: *stands up*22:54
Augustin: *clears his throat*22:54
Archivist Jonathan: *so he's not staring up at them*22:54
Augustin: Why don't you go back to whatever business you were up to, young man22:55
Archivist Jonathan: ........22:55
Augustin: You shouldn't be paying any attention to people's personal talks22:56
Archivist Jonathan: Sure22:56
Archivist Jonathan: *turns back to Vega*22:56
Archivist Jonathan: So, can you?22:56
Archivist Jonathan: *We were talking before you*22:56
Augustin: *strict vibes*22:56
Archivist Jonathan: *stubborn vibes right back*22:56
Augustin: *I know her for three thousand years*22:58
Augustin: *And you are just barely fiften minutes something*22:58
Augustin: *I am more important*22:58
Augustin: *Hmph*22:58
Archivist Jonathan: *If you're that old, you should know not to interrupt people's conversations*22:58
Augustin: *I am old enough to know I should interrupt conversations with insignificant people*22:59
Augustin: *>:T*22:59
Vega: *.....................*22:59
Archivist Jonathan: *>_>*22:59
Archivist Jonathan: *Yet she came here to talk to me*22:59
Archivist Jonathan: *Who is more insignificant now*22:59
Vega: *Er*22:59
Archivist Jonathan: *she didnt really come here to talk to you jon*23:00
Archivist Jonathan: *.........*23:00
Vega: *I came here because I watched myself going to this place in a possible future timeline*23:00
Vega: *Which is now, I think*23:00
Vega: Oh23:01
Vega: .....23:01
Vega: I- I'd rather not break this illusion by flying through it23:02
Augustin: *raises his eyebrows*23:02
Archivist Jonathan: .........23:03
Vega: *gets up and steps to Augustin*23:03
Archivist Jonathan: Oh...23:03
Archivist Jonathan: Alright23:03
Vega: Your wings are falling apart again, Augustin23:05
Vega: Are you hurt?23:05
Augustin: I am fine, they are not an original part of me anyway23:06
Augustin: ....23:06
Augustin: I am still not quite getting this- what exactly did you see?23:07
Augustin: What is going to happen?23:07
Vega: *puts on her hood*23:13
Vega: ᴵᵗ ᶦˢ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ23:13
Augustin: *!*23:13
Archivist Jonathan: .........23:13
Vega: *takes Gust's hand*23:14
Vega: *and squeezes it*23:14
Augustin: *blushes slightly*23:15
Augustin: *but v serious vibes*23:15
Augustin: *squeezes her hand back*23:15
Lorelei joined the Story23:15
Augustin: I sense one of The Endless23:16
Augustin: ............23:16
Augustin: Tsk.23:16
Augustin: Of course23:16
Archivist Jonathan: ...............23:16
Lorelei steps out of an odd white portal23:17
Archivist Jonathan: *hides behind a tree*23:17
Archivist Jonathan: *Nope no thank you I'm out of here*23:17
Lorelei: *the big eye on the chest opens up an Looks around*23:17
Archivist Jonathan: *this is also the extra eye club - minus gus tho*23:18
Augustin: *...........*23:18
Augustin: *At least I am spared from extra eyes*23:18
Augustin: *They look good on Vega only anyway*23:19
Augustin: *Ahem*23:19
Archivist Jonathan: *awww*23:19
Lorelei: *definitely shoots a Glance at AJ*23:20
Lorelei: *familiar creepy vives*23:20
Lorelei: vibes *23:20
Archivist Jonathan: (A: I heard creepy wives?)23:20
Archivist Jonathan: ........23:20
Archivist Jonathan: *definitely feels it*23:21
Augustin: *is not pleased*23:22
Augustin: You are not getting Vega as your so called Link, you can't do whatever you are planning just because you are Destiny-23:26
Vega: *whisper* ... ˢʰᵉ ᶦˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵘᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ23:27
Augustin: What23:28
Archivist Jonathan: ......23:29
Vega: ᴼʰ ᵈᵉᵃʳ ᴳᵒᵒᵈⁿᵉˢˢ23:29
Vega: ᴵ ᵃᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᴵ ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉ23:29
Vega: ᵂᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ?23:30
Augustin: *blinks*23:30
Augustin: ......23:30
Augustin: Please show it23:31
Vega: *leans and kisses his forehead Garnetstyle*23:32
Augustin: *!*23:32
Augustin: *his eyes glow much briighter*23:32
Augustin: *watches a couple of misty pictures*23:33
Augustin: ..........23:33
Augustin: *gazes at Lorelei*23:33
Augustin: .... They chose someone else after all23:34
Augustin: But why did They put you and a mere human of all other beings in this?23:34
Lorelei: There are things you should never know about, 凡凵G凵らイﾉ几23:35
Augustin: *shudders*23:36
Augustin: *>_>*23:36
Archivist Jonathan: *shudders as well at the voice*23:36
Lorelei: *looks Vega in the eye(s)*23:39
Vega: *looks back*23:39
Vega: *till her own eyes are suddenly filled with white light*23:40
Lorelei: You are23:41
Vega: dismissed.23:42
Vega: *the light pushes itself out of her eyes*23:42
Vega: *turning into beams*23:42
Vega: *spilling out and pushing themselves right into Lorelei's big eye on the chest*23:43
Vega: !!!23:44
Vega: *stumbles and falls in Gust's arms*23:44
Vega: *cries with glowy golden tears*23:44
Augustin: *!*23:45
Augustin: .............23:45
Augustin: *glowers at Lorelei*23:45
Augustin: You better leave her along for good this time.23:45
Augustin: alone *23:45
Archivist Jonathan: *What did they do to her*23:45
Archivist Jonathan: *x/*23:45
Augustin: *holds Vega closer*23:45
Augustin: *and teleports away, back to the White Office*23:46
Archivist Jonathan: *did they take her seer powers?*23:46
Augustin: *leaving some stone & dark feathers behind*23:46
Augustin pressed ESCAPE23:46
Vega pressed ESCAPE
Archivist Jonathan: *who did they choose to become linked to with?*23:50
Lorelei: *gives AJ another Very Long Gaze*23:50
Lorelei: *a group of corneliuses tho*23:51
Archivist Jonathan: *i kneeew it*23:51
Archivist Jonathan: ..............23:51
Archivist Jonathan: *suddenly two more eyes pop up along his forehead to Gaze back*23:52
Archivist Jonathan: *cant help but to step from behind the tree to look back at them*23:52
Archivist Jonathan: *even though he probably cant Know anything about them*23:53
Archivist Jonathan: *but he tries*23:53
Lorelei: You are Not a Ceaseless One.23:55
Archivist Jonathan: ..........23:55
Lorelei: *turns away and draws open that her odd portal*23:55
Archivist Jonathan: ........23:55
Lorelei: *is indifferent*23:56
Archivist Jonathan: Wait!23:56
Archivist Jonathan: Wait please23:56
Archivist Jonathan: What am I supposed to do now...23:57
Lorelei: Make your own choices.23:57
Lorelei: *steps in the portal*
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A REMINDER: my commissions are currently open, if you have any ideas you’d like to discuss i am here and available to do so!
#HEY LISTEN ✨ ... announcement here!#just shoot me an instant message over the tumblr chatzy thing#and we shall discuss all the fun stuff!!
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Random stuff that give war flashbacks to roleplayers:
OOC blogs
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gradient themes
gossip blogs
'3 strikes'
chatzy events
450px wide gifs
starter dialogue on the title
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Adam Smithson: ... You wanna hear why I am not mad at you
Adam Smithson: It's almost same reason why I am annoyed with you
Ulmar Deluxe: Because you think I'm an infant
Adam Smithson: You are not an infant, but you, definitely, a baby
Adam Smithson lets out a long sigh
Adam Smithson: I wish I would figure this out sooner
Ulmar Deluxe: ....
Ulmar Deluxe: *frowns a little*
Adam Smithson: This whole concept is so simple and clear and self-explainable
Ulmar Deluxe: I think I prefer you being mad at me
Adam Smithson: Of course you would deny it
Adam Smithson: .........
Ulmar Deluxe: Or this is revenge for me calling you "boy" all the time, isn't it
Ulmar Deluxe: I suppose I do deserve it
Ulmar Deluxe: Point taken
Adam Smithson: .....
Adam Smithson skips his comments
Adam Smithson: Wait, but there's a detail that is missing
Adam Smithson: Something to check
Ulmar Deluxe: *I will have my terrible revenge
Ulmar Deluxe: *Just you wait*
Damien: *So he is a baby*
Dad!Jon: *Well, he definitely cares a lot about this*
Adam Smithson thinks (oh no) for a moment again
Ulmar Deluxe: *is ready for sandwich attacks*
Adam Smithson rubs his chin
Adam Smithson slams his fist into his own palm
Adam Smithson: Got it
Adam Smithson suddenly grabs Ulmar and gives him a squeeze
Ulmar Deluxe: !!!
Ulmar Deluxe: *OH NO HE IS BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR*
Adam Smithson: *Squeezeable*
Adam Smithson: *Just the right size*
Ulmar Deluxe: *he definitely isnt as soft as he looks*
Adam Smithson: *Figures*
Adam Smithson: *If only were softer*
Adam Smithson: *Would that be*
Adam Smithson: *.......*
Ulmar Deluxe: *smacks him with the sandwich
Adam Smithson: *.... Nice?*
Adam Smithson lets him go
Ulmar Deluxe: *his cheeks are warm, but he looks full of horror*
Ulmar Deluxe: Adam, I am so sorry
Ulmar Deluxe: If only I could've prevented this
Adam Smithson gives him a serious less frownly look
Adam Smithson: Getting softer would suit you better.
Ulmar Deluxe: What!
Ulmar Deluxe: Oh
Ulmar Deluxe: Oh dear
Adam Smithson: What?
Ulmar Deluxe: You've switched from theorizing to talking nonsense
Ulmar Deluxe: *looks around*
Ulmar Deluxe: *then jumps up and hurries to the vending machine*
Ulmar Deluxe: Cornelius, I need your assistance this is life or death!
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a favorite roleplay memory : honestly ! in hindsight this i really tricky to answer because it feels like a copout to say the friendships that we made along the way ! but ! actually you know what i'm going to just tell this story because it's my cursed background but sdfg i feel a lot of joy in remembering how absolutely unhinged some of the chat-based rp experience was in ... 2012 ?
does any one remember using chatzy for that stuff ? literally i was deeply invested in writing les mis on chatzy & i remember moving that to email or whatever but !!
i'm deeply fond of thinking about the language i used in crack rp when i was literally... 15 & thinking i was writing something scandalous so i came up with substitute words for things that i even mildly associated with being too sensual. like i fully typed out "coffeegrinding" instead of grinding.
so now i have email records of the most atrocious language i used as a teenager. it's a favorite memory because i feel such visceral embarrassment about it but ushifdgdf it makes a good story!
maybe we should all move back to chatzy lmaoooo
#1. question#honestly dsfgdf just sharing is caring#yookimi#i'm still horrified but sdfg it makes me laugh so hard to remember it
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"That sure went ... smoothly :3"
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Will there be a nano chat this year? ^.^
Well there is now, Anon! I've had a couple people reach out with interest in a chat for this year, so I've booted up a fresh room.
The Chatzy room will be open in the morning:
Click through and enter nano2023withpear for the password.
You do not need a Chatzy account to participate.
Please use your Tumblr handle as your username; it will help me keep track of who's who.
The room will be open 24/7 throughout November. I will be present:
Monday, Wednesday, Friday: 10 AM–12 PM EST
Saturday, Sunday: 2–12 PM EST
time zone convertor
I'm an ML for my area, plus this is the busiest season of my day job, so there may be times when I can't be there. I am, unfortunately, very human and still have to do life things.
Some ground rules:
We're an extremely low-expectation, chill room, and I intend to keep it that way. Trolling, flaming, anti-LGBTQIA+ sentiments, racism, antisemitism, etc. will not be tolerated.
If it's clear you're not there to write, you will be asked to leave.
Sometimes the room gets quiet — that's okay. Don't get upset if folks take a while to respond. They might be writing, and that's kind of the point after all.
Folks write all kinds of stuff. Just because someone's story isn't your thing doesn't mean you get to be disparaging about it. We do a lot of encouragement and I'd like that emphasis to be upheld.
Come on by if you need some prompts, challenges, or sprints! We're busy little writers, but we do love to feed each other's chaos, and sprints are a great way to buckle down and write hard for 10–30 minutes.
See you there! -Pear
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NAME: Warden / Warooden
PRONOUNS: he/him
PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION: either tumblr IMs or my discord (for mutuals)
NAME OF MUSE(S): Stolas, Paimon, Asmodeus & The Matron
EXPERIENCE / HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS)?: give or take, ~14 years now, in a variety of sites/apps such as windows live messenger, tumblr, skype, chatzy, and discord
BEST EXPERIENCE: meeting a good deal of my best friends here some years ago, whom i am still in contact with to this very day, basically a second family to me!
RP PET PEEVES / DEAL-BREAKERS: there isn't much that bothers me per se. i can only think of roleplaying OOC and excessive OOC posting, and godmodding/powerplaying/metagaming as peeves
MUSE PREFERENCES FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: if i can have all of it then i certainly will! i am more comfortable with writing full-on smut threads in private and with known & trusted people
PLOTS OR MEMES: sticking to plots is my go-to. like seriously. don't be afraid to plot with me. but i defo won't shy away from memeing around from time to time
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: my preference is for long replies, but there are times when i don't have very much steam for writing and i'll put out shorter-form stuff. generally speaking i'm fine with either or, it's always better if there's previous communication and a consensus between muns
BEST TIME TO WRITE: nighttime, no important obligations to fulfill, and when i actually am in the mood to write :')
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): god no, save for maybe my interpretation of ozzie, specifically some of his mannerisms and over-the-top sense of humour
Tagged by: @peppy-jester (this was fun to do, thanks for tagging me fam)
Tagging: @sweet-chimera, @forever-at-rest-muses, @stormcried, @strikers-saloon, @ira-sturm, @nebula-gaster, @travelers-of-the-multiverse, @pinklocksoflove
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get to know the author!
name: dani
pronouns: she/her
preference of communication: i use both tumblr ims and discord. i prefer discord for plotting and ooc chat because tumblr im delays in loading messages, but i’m fine with either.
most active muse: varies depending on whatever i’m hyperfixating on. at the moment, it’s definitely cameron, although maggie has been active on and off since 2018 despite me not watching d/ark sh/adows for years.
experience / how many years: i’ve been on this hell site since 2012 more or less consistently, with occasional breaks of a few months to a few years. before tumblr, i wrote mostly on youtube of all places, and in my friends’ chatzy rooms.
platforms you use: for rp, just tumblr. i’ve written on discord a few times in the past, but i prefer to use it for ooc communication.
best experience: it’s really hard to say! i suppose overall i’ve had the best experience writing in the star wars fandom a few years back. i had an oc in 2016 and a canon muse in 2019, and everyone was really friendly and welcoming to them both <3 i also had a great clique of friends when i wrote carrie white 10 years ago (that being a full decade ago kills me lmao). more recently, with maggie i’ve gotten to write with so many interesting muses and fantastic writers over the past couple years! many of whom i still write with today <3
rp pet peeves: people who constantly post their drama on the dash. i really don’t care what it is, unless it’s a call out of a legitimately dangerous person (not just someone you personally dislike or disagree with) i don’t want to see it.
fluff, angst, or smut: angst all the way, although i’m not opposed to writing fluff! as for smut, i’m not very experienced with writing it. i feel awkward writing the extra explicit stuff, so you’re probably not gonna see much of that on this blog.
plots or memes: it depends on my mood and our muses tbh. sometimes plotting is necessary for crossovers, but i like that memes allow for muse dynamics to grow organically. there are benefits to both!
long or short replies: i tend toward 2-4 paragraphs for most replies, but i can do longer, it’ll just take me longer to write. i don’t have as many short threads (and they tend to eventually become long lol) but i do like having a few going at any given time. sometimes i get overwhelmed by the longer drafts, and short replies are just what i need to kick a muse into gear.
best time to write: whenever i’m putting off something important that i need to do, or when i’m bored at work, or when i need to sleep 😅 my executive functioning is trash and if i sit down to write in my free time, i can’t always focus how i’d like to. i end up writing most replies in bits and pieces over the course of a few weeks in 5 minute increments.
are you like your muse(s): i don’t think so? not really for my canon muses. i tend to pick muses with interesting lives and backstories and powers….all stuff that i don’t have 🥲 my ocs have a lot more pieces of myself in them, but i haven’t written most of them here.
tagged by: @girlseventeen (thank you! <3)
tagging: @gas-stxtion, @cometsdiner, @lettherebemonsters, @alphateamsfinest, @wynterlanding, @nabaidhean-neonach, @vihilum, and you!
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