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chubstr · 4 years

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In the 2nd installment of our new series, designer & dadoir model Tyler Jacobs talks about how he's handling staying at home during the pandemic. (Hint: he's not hurting for TP) Watch the video here: https://bit.ly/34784FU

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trashkweeen-blog · 6 years

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Thanks, I hate it.

I want you to know that there are 42 books written by real housewives, and 1 written by Aviva Drescher, who is a shape shifting demon who once infiltrated the real housewives and “wrote” a book while there. In her case, all credit goes to her ghost writer, a literal ghost.

I’ve decided to read them all, and I want this post to serve as the primary evidence for my eventual mental capacity hearing. Please know that when I am forcibly checked in to bedlam, it will be because of this.

I’m guessing at the outset that they’re 90% terrible (with the exception of Princess Carole, my lesbian cougar dream wife, and Eileen Davidson, my denim overalls queen).

I’m most dreading the like 500 contributions to this list of Bethenny Frankel, whose grating voice will be playing in my head as I force myself to get through her dating tips for the twice divorced. I’m most looking forward to Lisa Rinna’s novel, and the book that taught her kids how to give head. Bless Rinna for eternity.

Also, i want it on the record that while most of these are available as free ebooks from the library, I have to pay $30 for a goddamn paperback of Alex McCord’s stupid book, which is described as a “Momoir and Dadoir” and has already made me puke 6 times just from putting it on my Amazon wishlist. Someone buy this for me for like administrative assistants day or something, i can’t.

For all the cookbooks (and cocktail books), I’ll make at least one dish, and provide a review from my boyfriend, a man who, when alone, just puts unseasoned chicken breast on the George Foreman grill for infinite consecutive dinners. Let him be the judge of Teresa Guidice’s “skinny” gabbagool recipes.

Please enjoy my deep dive into this above-ground pool of trash, much like the one in Alex McCord’s backyard.

#thanks i hate it #rhony #rhobh #rhoa #rhop #rhod #rhoc #rhonj

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