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jamalgripperton46290 · 8 months

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We just want you to know that there are lots of references to movies and shows and stuff like shrek, bubble guppies, paw patrol, the octonauts and so on.

So people who haven't seen those movies and shows might not get some things in the chapters (Are y'all living under patrick's rock??? Educate yourselves man) so we're gonna let ya know that before hand.

For ppl who wanna know the refrences and stuff here is a full list of all of them :

Shrek, Paw patrol, Peppa Pig, Angry Birds, Teletubbies, Sesame Street, My little Pony, Sing, Storybots, Dora The Explorer, The Bee Movie, Friday Night Funkin, Bubble Guppies, Gabby's Dollhouse, Alvin and The Chipmunks : Chipwrecked and so on. (Some refrences might not be listed up to date here but whatevs and also remember that this list probably will grow throughout time)

This book might and probably won't be your cup of tea, so by reading the last three chapters you have intelligently decided that you don't want to inject this mind-boggling, maybe-gag-inducing book. That's 100% fine. But if you do no one will care that you'll comment on here and say how bad this is or how disgusted it made you feel. So in the most respectful way i can possibly put it. FUCK OFF.

Like we know these ships are "weird" and that the majority of ppl will not like them. If you have in opinion about this book and it's not necessarily a good one, no one has to hear it, so shut your trap and move on. You're on tumblr for a reason ppl. Anyone and i mean ANYONE who has the absolute audacity to still make comments on this or any of the chapters saying how wrong this all is, you will be ignored. I'm not gonna waste my time or yours trying to justify my actions because everything in this is 100% fiction and not supposed to be taken seriously so take your opinion and leave. thx

Also we won't post that frequently because both of the authors are still in school and working their asses off to have some intelligence in them kay? But we'll post as much as we can.

This book is not to be taken seriously or to the extreme k? It's purely for laughs and a gay-ol-time, so don't take this little project too seriously k?

Side note, asks will always be open so feel free to suggest some ships, scenarios and stuff. Or you could just comment your suggestions, either way is fine.

Now that you've been warned and told multiple times to stop reading if you dont want to corrupt your noggin even more than it already has then stick around for the little biography we got coming about the authors.

Jamal Gripperton is an eccentric being that is in charge of all the slimy, creamy, juicy smut included in deez chapters, she's on the fast-paced side of life and enjoys "Just livin' the life". She's got an obsession with biggie cheese and shrek (who doesn't?) and simply spends wayyyy too much time locked up in her room reading smut in the pitch, black darkness. She's insanely and concerningly talented at writing smut and does her job pretty well (cuz she devoted) and worships Alex Turner and Freddie Mercury (cuz like why not they're da best) and is deeply in love with Arctic Monkeys and their musicality and talent.

BeezyBee is more on the chill side of things y'know? (she's the one writing this right now) She's in charge of the spelling, punctuation and grammar and also writes the backstories behind the characters and comes up with the scenarios. (Bcuz character development ppl amirite or amirite?) She also edits alla dem chapters to get rid of any spelling mistakes jamal might make (And she makes A LOT). She worships Freddie Mercury along with Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro and Mikey Way (She also secretly SIMPS for two of the ones she mentioned in this list, can ya guess who?)

For the rest of the loyal chickadees and respectful haters, enjoy the rest of this broskis and may Freddie Mercury bless u all 🙏💖🥰

Yours lovingly,

RadHumptyTrumpty and Jamal Gripperton <3

#shrek is love #octonauts #peppa pig #friday night funkin #storybots #elmo #gabby's dollhouse #crack fic #smut #ronald mcdonald #kurger bing #fnf pico #fnf boyfriend #cookie monster

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armutluvotka · 7 years

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I was tagged by @shroudofclouds !!

rules: go to this website: www.random.org/lists/ and pick 15 of your bias/faves.

mom/dad: Jungkook ( lmao he be one of them dads that’s probably too into fixing shit so he’d fix everyone’s sink eventho the sink works just fine n the type of dad that gets u one of each type of tampon n pad brand available at di store bc thought they were all different things n now u have enough maxi pads to last thru di apocalypse )

sibling: Taehyung ( ok i feel he goes between the bro that covers for u when u need it the most to the asshole that’s sketchy af but manages to stay under di radar of ur parents but then like locks u in di freezer w him n makes u film him imitating leo dicaprio in di revenant for 3 hours straight n makes u stay up to listen to his discourse abt calvin klein )

grandma/grandad: Jimin ( he’d be one of those grandpas that has like weird crazy ass stories to tell n u think he joking but he actually dead srs n proceeds to show u a tramp stamp of a tiger he got tattooed n encourages u to get one n takes u to di parlor n also the type to do yardwork shirtless while listenin to rnb at 5am )

haunts you: Wonho ( lmao he b one of dem ghosts that’s like emotional af n throws a lamp at the wall when u don’t put on di movie he wants eventho he di only one that wants to watch it n it’s a shitty rom com christmas movie )

boyfriend/girlfriend: Yoongi ( he probably di boyfriend that holds ur earrings when u fight ppl n gets like cool snapshots of u knocking someone tf out n probably doesnt mind when u play childish gambino too loud at 4am until u start playin redbone on repeat n on di 12th time he tells u to get a fuckin grip )

your ex: Hyungwon ( ok at first he would b di petty ex who is acting like dat bc he emotionally constipated but then u two end up becoming friends again n u guys become besties who bond over roasting tf out of ppl together )

your bestfriend: Kihyun ( lmao he b di friend that tells u to hold his earrings bc someone said shit abt u behind ur back n he dat fiercely loyal friend who is like ur ride or die but at di same time says ‘i told u so’ when u throw up chipotle everywhere after ur 13th shot of fireball )

proposed to you: Hoseok ( lmao he probably put the ring in ur starbucks coffee n sings swimming pools by kendrick lamar until u end up choking on di ring n then still continues w di song as he givin u di heimlich maneuver n also the type to tell u to smack his ass after u say yes )

your boss: Changkyun ( he be di type of boss dat calls u in 3:30am in n says somethin shady af n hangs up abruptly but then also di type of boss that turns off his office lights n keeps di blinds shut so that no one knocks n when u go in his office there’s awkward silence where he breathin a bit too loud )

random person you meet at a bar: Jennie ( she b di fierce ass binch at di bar who poisoned a man who was bein sleazy to gurls in di club but it ok bc she w di feds n probably winks at u as she shoves u in di back of di cop car n almost knocks ur ass tf out in doin so )

rival: Rosé ( she b di type of rival that always seems nicer than u n ppl luv her n she lowkey shady sometimes but other times she enjoys competition w u n tells u dat in person but comes off as shady n it turns up wearin di same prom dress as u n insists u guys take a pic together but then u guys actually end up hanging out n slayin di dance together in di same dress )

first kiss: Namjoon ( lmao he probably say somethin lowkey headass before di kiss n there’s like that weird tension where it’s silent for a few moments n he like ‘we should kiss’ n put ur hand on his tiddy during bc he wants to kno what it feels like )

drunk and singing karaoke: Jooheon ( lmao he di type to do like a diana ross lipsync in like gets into it n actually does a good job keepin up n dancing w it but then pukes on di machine cause fireball n cries bc puke got on his shoes n his eyebrows comin off n u feels sorry for him so u wipe his shoes n reshade his eyebrows )

played 7 minutes in heaven with: Lisa ( she probs di type to get nervous before u do anythin n like does a cute lil laugh n probably ends up snorting w di laugh n cute all around but also maybe knocks somethin down in di closet that ends up bustin ya head n u end up in di er before u can even like kiss n she feels so bad dat u never see her again )

gave you your favorite dessert: Seokjin ( omg he di type to do dis n then u eat it n u start feeling weird n end up in di bathtub swimmin in boilin hot water bc ur trippin balls n it turns out he put an obscene amount of weed into making di dessert n feels bad so he eats some too n ends up fighting a binch w the toilet plunger bc the binch ‘was a piece of shit n the plunger is di only thing that should touch shit’ n u guys have a rlly bad high for di next 2 days where u wake up high but then repeat di same thing on purpose in like 2 weeks )

i tag: @namkwan, @jhoe, @lowkeyhoseok, @bipjm, @blushguk, @1995winemom, @taesfav, @tiny-miny-jimin, @gentlebangtan !!

#if any of u guys wanna b untagged just hmu #i understand if things like this come across as annoying #lmao u guys dont have to do the descriptions lmao i just felt like doin that bc all of those popped in my mind lmao #but yeah!!!#tag meme #me

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kidsviral-blog · 6 years

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All-caps crazy: Cher says ‘GOP pigs’ want ‘women to be ready for rape!’

New Post has been published on https://kidsviral.info/all-caps-crazy-cher-says-gop-pigs-want-women-to-be-ready-for-rape/

All-caps crazy: Cher says ‘GOP pigs’ want ‘women to be ready for rape!’

#MichStateSenate GOP MEN.You've Been VOTED The MOST HEINOUS WOMEN HATERS IN THE HISTORY OF US. NO EMPATHY? MAYBE U NEED PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

Got that, GOP men in the Michigan state legislature?

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/443986305274245121

Yes, the deranged diva is back, armed with smiley faces for another all-caps #WarOnPunctuation. Confirmed: Cher is pro-choice when it comes to choosing to humiliate herself on Twitter.

Her rant was apparently set off by a new Michigan law state Dems and MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow are calling a “rape insurance” measure. The conscience protection law will require women or businesses who want abortion insurance to purchase supplemental abortion riders.

HOW MANY AMERICAN WOMEN MUST B THROWN UNDER THE #GOP BUS 4 THE REST OF US 2STAND & FIGHT THE LIMP MEMBERS OF GOP STATE SENATES EVERYWHERE— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/manthon25/status/443990308293201920

.@manthon25 I'm SO Sorry … Excuse the Fk out of me…😰FYI, NARCISSUS JUST CALLED.. HE WANTS HIS PROTEGE BACK! I'LL TELL HIM UR ON UR WAY— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bzbex/status/443994247981580288

.@bzbex & YOUR PROBLEM WITH FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN….IS ?? WHAT IS YOUR ALL CAPS PROBLEM ?? SOME SORT OF PANSY ASS PC ?? shame😥— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

“PANSY ASS”? Isn’t that racist or something? We can’t keep up.

Just don’t let the nutbaggery convince you Cher is having a “breakdown.” She’s fine, you guys.

I'm Not Having A Breakdown😳 On the Contrary Rehearsal was GREAT..THE SET (FORGIVE ME FATHER IM ALL CAPS AGAIN) IS SO AMAZING & ITS ALL 4U😘— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bzbex/status/444000532789596160

.@bzbex Hate is STRONG WORD ! Moment I Hate,I alienate Me FROM Me😥Cant Say I Don't Feel OUTRAGE! Been Raging Against The Machine 4 EVER😔😤😥— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

Its late & I'm a little tired ! Months Weeks,Days b4 D2K…. Its D2K 24/7.fyi I Am a Mom Who Believes in a WOMANS RIGHT 2 CHOOSE HER FATE— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bzbex/status/444005271648477184

.@bzbex @elizabethgomez_ let the ppl who hate a WOMANS RIGHT 2Choose ADOPT EVERY UNWANTED PREG.STEP UP & ADOPT EVERY SINGLE BABY OR shut up— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

So, Cher would rather babies never draw a single breath than use her voice to promote reform of our criminally-bureaucratic, expensive adoption system. Noted. Hey, it’s not like she has the resources to help out.

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/444008869937704961

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/13/im-not-having-a-breakdown-cher-says-gop-pigs-want-women-to-be-ready-for-rape/

#Becky Ziegler #Cher #Correction Cher #GOP

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kidsviral-blog · 6 years

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All-caps crazy: Cher says ‘GOP pigs’ want ‘women to be ready for rape!’

New Post has been published on https://kidsviral.info/all-caps-crazy-cher-says-gop-pigs-want-women-to-be-ready-for-rape/

All-caps crazy: Cher says ‘GOP pigs’ want ‘women to be ready for rape!’

#MichStateSenate GOP MEN.You've Been VOTED The MOST HEINOUS WOMEN HATERS IN THE HISTORY OF US. NO EMPATHY? MAYBE U NEED PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

Got that, GOP men in the Michigan state legislature?

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/443986305274245121

Yes, the deranged diva is back, armed with smiley faces for another all-caps #WarOnPunctuation. Confirmed: Cher is pro-choice when it comes to choosing to humiliate herself on Twitter.

HOW MANY AMERICAN WOMEN MUST B THROWN UNDER THE #GOP BUS 4 THE REST OF US 2STAND & FIGHT THE LIMP MEMBERS OF GOP STATE SENATES EVERYWHERE— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/manthon25/status/443990308293201920

.@manthon25 I'm SO Sorry … Excuse the Fk out of me…😰FYI, NARCISSUS JUST CALLED.. HE WANTS HIS PROTEGE BACK! I'LL TELL HIM UR ON UR WAY— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bzbex/status/443994247981580288

.@bzbex & YOUR PROBLEM WITH FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN….IS ?? WHAT IS YOUR ALL CAPS PROBLEM ?? SOME SORT OF PANSY ASS PC ?? shame😥— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

“PANSY ASS”? Isn’t that racist or something? We can’t keep up.

Just don’t let the nutbaggery convince you Cher is having a “breakdown.” She’s fine, you guys.

I'm Not Having A Breakdown😳 On the Contrary Rehearsal was GREAT..THE SET (FORGIVE ME FATHER IM ALL CAPS AGAIN) IS SO AMAZING & ITS ALL 4U😘— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bzbex/status/444000532789596160

.@bzbex Hate is STRONG WORD ! Moment I Hate,I alienate Me FROM Me😥Cant Say I Don't Feel OUTRAGE! Been Raging Against The Machine 4 EVER😔😤😥— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

Its late & I'm a little tired ! Months Weeks,Days b4 D2K…. Its D2K 24/7.fyi I Am a Mom Who Believes in a WOMANS RIGHT 2 CHOOSE HER FATE— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/bzbex/status/444005271648477184

.@bzbex @elizabethgomez_ let the ppl who hate a WOMANS RIGHT 2Choose ADOPT EVERY UNWANTED PREG.STEP UP & ADOPT EVERY SINGLE BABY OR shut up— Cher (@cher) March 13, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/444008869937704961

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/13/im-not-having-a-breakdown-cher-says-gop-pigs-want-women-to-be-ready-for-rape/

#Becky Ziegler #Cher #Correction Cher #GOP

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