As a tribute to Zilla vs King I ask you can you write a crack about Ruby vs the cookie monster for the last cookie in a store
Ruby rushed forward with her scythe deployed and at the ready. She was aiming to slam the blade into the blue monster who dared to try and steal her delicious chocolate treasure.
Cookie monster however wasn't going to fall that easily. It reached it's massive hands out and caught the blade, stopping Ruby in her tracks and showing his immense strength.
The two fighters locked eyes and glared hatred at each other. Only one of them would be victorious today. And walk away.
Yang stood off to the side, watching the two begin to trade blows once again with a terrified expression. 'This was supposed to be a nice, fun family trip to Sesame Street! How did it turn into a Death Battle!? Why does everything we do turn into a Death Battle!?!'
I haven't seen the movie yet, but I definitely want to. I've heard that it's pretty good.
P.S. I was going to have Ruby straight up bisect cookie monster because the mental image of that happening made me laugh twice because I have a dark sense of humor sometimes. Cookie monster would totally lose in this fight!
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Truths that must be said.
Squidward is a Hufflepuff
Mario is a flat character, but Paper Mario is a malewife
Luke Skywalker was a Pisces
Luigi participated in an a/b/o rp and didn’t hate it
Batman is a powerbottom
The Cookie Monster is a sub
Tony Stark is straight, but he gave Steve Rogers a handjob Once.
Draco’s fursona is a pigeon
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