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parvuls · 1 year
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fic idea every day #14
Trope: Pining, Setting: Diner, Word: Method.
"I've got this," Nursey says calmly.
"Uh - sure!" Chowder agrees brightly, in a tone that suggests he's not actually all that sure.
"Cheya." Nursey leans back in the booth, red vinyl creaking under him. "I have a method, man. Can't rush this, y'know? That's not cool."
A shadow falls over their table, and a freckled, scowling face says, "Do you want to order," no question mark, before slamming a coffee pot down so hard that some of the liquid spills over.
"Uh. But are you sure it's... a good method?" Chowder asks after Dex moves on to other costumers - because they've been coming here for over three months, and it kind of seems like Nursey's chill flirting method is only making their waiter hate them more than before.
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What are the 95 fics you would recommend forever? Inquiring minds want to know! (Since I recognize many on the list you posted for the anon and loved them (and saw some new ones), and now I want to know them all! ^_^ )
Are you sure? Are you really sure you want the whole list? All 95 fics?
Too late, you’re getting them now. Once again, under the cut.
First things first, I took off the 27 I posted in this post, so really you’re only getting 68 fics in this post. Secondly, if you read a fic and really like it, please leave a kudos and a comment! Comments mean a lot to authors! Thirdly, if you like a story, click on the author’s name and see if they’ve written other fics you might like! There’s a lot of great fics by these authors that I didn’t include as well. On to the fics!
Zimbits
The Canadian vs The Fourth of July and Football by @benjji2795 (General) Words: 5,896 
His mama didn’t mean anything by it, inviting Jack to come to Georgia for the 4th of July. She didn’t know about his feelings for Jack or that he was trying to use this summer to put some kind of emotional distance between them. But all the same, he couldn’t help feeling irritated with her when he opened their front door to a pleased-looking Jack Zimmermann.
Hope that you don’t run by milou407 (General) Words: 3,004
Every day after school, Jack Zimmerman and the rest of the Samwell hockey team end up in the diner where Eric Bittle works. This is what happens after that on one special day.
Guns and Ships and so the Balance Shifts  by NowMakeThemKiss (General) Words: 476 
Jack hates it when Bitty listens to his music loudly, until one day he doesn’t mind it so much.
Catfishing for Dummies by @andquitefrankly (Teen) Words: 12,001
Eric Bittle hadn’t planned on signing up for online dating. It was just something that had happened after a drunken night with his friends. He also hadn’t planned on messaging the super obvious catfish masquerading as Jack Zimmermann. And he definitely hadn’t planned on possibly falling in love with him.
Smells like Updog by @onesaltydemon (Teen)  Words: 8,764 
Honestly, just read the whole Count Jackula series. This one just happens to be my fave.
Bitty can’t help but notice something strange with his d-men, especially after he asks Jack to turn him.
learn what joy means by @biblionerd07 (Teen) Words: 6,089
5 times Jack thinks I love you, +1 time he says it out loud.
Your Words on My Skin by @dizzilytwirling(Teen) Words: 8,562
Soulmate AU where markings appear on your skin after you fall in love. Sometimes it’s pictures, symbols, a name, maybe meaningful words your soulmate says to you.
Give It Thyme by IBoatedHere (General) Words: 8,635
They have an herb garden.
Maybe I’m Waking Up by @idrilka (Mature) Words: 157,904
Jack signs with the Falconers, graduates, and leaves. It’s the hardest thing he’s ever done. What comes after is even harder.
I hear sympohnies in my head by @lilbookofkell (General) Words: 14,165
Eric listens to a lot of music. Life is never so bad that it can’t be fixed with baked goods and the right soundtrack, and he’s really good at providing both, if he says so himself.
Can I get a Wingman? by @omgtrashplease (General) Words: 2,806
Jack wants to introduce Bitty to his new teammates, but fears that they won’t get along. As it turns out, he should have been worried for the opposite reason.
Alicia and Bob (I&II) by @adventuresinsuburbia (General) Words: 1,182
A short ficlet about Jack telling his parents about Bitty - the conversation mentioned in Junior Year #13 - Riverside.
Weekender by @wrathofthestag (Teen)  Words: 34,075
Honestly, wrathofthestag is another author that everyone should just go and read all of their stuff. Go do it.
Jack hates conventions – the crowds, the noise, the forced socialization, but it’s a work thing that must be done. Enter Samwell Hockey Player, Eric Bittle, who attends the convention with a group of friends. Suddenly things begin to look up. Jack and Bitty meet at Falcs Fest. Flirting, shenanigans, and love ensue.
Won’t Watch You Walk Away Again by @zimmermaenner (Teen) Words: 71,59
Bitty was never friends with Jack Zimmermann at Samwell, but after he graduates, he keeps running into him.
Enchanted by @ziimmermanns (General) Words: 14,212
OMGCP Enchanted!au – When Prince Eric runs away from a wedding and falls into a magical well, waking up in a strange world of flashing lights, cars, and skyscrapers, he’s a little overwhelmed.
Take Me in Your Arms and Leave the Rest by @omgericzimmermann (Mature) Words: 15,548
After an injury takes Jack out of his short-lived NHL career, he’s left drifting. So he buys a house and decides to rebuild it. Fortunately, he’s got a cute neighbour to keep him company.
when it’s over (you’re the start) by @whoacanada (Teen) Words: 13,404
Have I mentioned that I love whoacanada and all their writing?
Jack goes to sleep in Providence next to his boyfriend and wakes up in Montréal to discover he’s been in a coma since 2009. Refusing to believe Samwell, Bitty, and the Falconers were all a dream, Jack tracks down the real Shitty, Lardo, Ransom, and Holster to find they’ve shared the same group hallucination for years. Now, they’re on a mission to find Bitty, the love of Jack’s non-existent life, and the only member of SMH they can’t seem to get in contact with.
Remembering You by @abominableobriens (Mature) Words: 8,855
Sometimes, significant events have a way of shouting their importance before they’re even over. They’re like, flashes of memory before total darkness.
Revenge is best served @ by Perpetual Motion (General) Words: 1,894
The ESPN hockey anchors take a cheap shot. Bitty takes one back.
Of Pasts and Presents by @kenthoney  (Teen) Words: 4,193
Jack has a type. Which is apparently anyone related to the Bittles.
Penalty Box by QueenOfBrooklyn (General) Words: 1,468
This is what happens when Jack Zimmermann, hockey start, is left alone to babysit.
New Skin by @rransom (Explicit) Words: 6,6104
The world tells Jack that he’s been living the dream. His doctors tell him that he’s so lucky things turned out they way they did. His parents tell him that he is so happy. If only he could remember why.
Puck  by runswithsourwolf (General) Words: 1,696
How Jack Zimmerman unintentionally de-throned Kitt Purrson as hockey’s favorite cat.
nothin’ says lovin’ like somethin’ from a coven by @zombizombi (General) Words: 13,474
Bitty and Jack meet for the first time under interesting circumstances. What do the cards hold for their future?
Until Your Father’s at the Table by @alphacrone (Mature)  Words: 25,122
Ten years after Samwell, Eric Bittle runs into Jack Zimmermann in a sports bar in Boston and rediscovers the most important relationship of his life.
In A Crowd of Thousands by @murrayhewitt (General) Words: 1,690
Samwell was not the first time Jack and Eric’s paths crossed.
The Courtship of Eric Bittle by @gracewatsonauthor (General) Words: 2,747
Jack Zimmermann has decided that he’s going to court Eric Bittle. After reading a very informative WikiHow article and asking Shitty for advice, he feels like he’s prepared.
I Know Now by @17piesinseptember (General)  Words: 5,704
A study-group is organised by several team members, the true purpose of which is to set up Jack and Bitty. Week after week, Jack and Bitty find themselves alone together at the study group. Their relationship grows.
Nursey/Dex
ENGL145, Creative Fiction Writing by i_kinda_like_writing (General) Words: 5,068
When Nursey sees the option on his list of classes, at first he doesn’t even think about it. He is a poetry guy, he likes obscure metaphors and overwhelming imagery. And he’s good at it, so he doesn’t have any reason to branch out of his comfort zone. Then he makes his schedule and realizes that all the English electives he wants to take are during practice or when he already has a scheduled class that’s fulfilling a credit. All that’s left over is Creative Fiction and Straight White Guy Novels Only (he may be paraphrasing the second one a little.) So Nursey checks the box next to ENGL145, Creative Fiction Writing. That’s the start of it, really.
You and me and me and you by @ahausonfire (Teen) Words: 3,211
Friendship with Dex was never in the cards. Just. It wasn’t an option. Not when every glance between them and every thought declared was laced with vinegar and disdain. Not when the mere thought of sharing space with Dex off the ice had Derek’s shoulders tensing up into knots. So, no. Friendship with Dex? It should be unthinkable. It should be impossible. It should be the harbinger of some kind of apocalypse or something. And yet…
Even When We’re Ghosts by @bkmarchand (General) Words: 6,400
As most things are, this is Chris Chow’s fault. He doesn’t look like an instigator for trouble, with his perpetually cheerful smile and the way he tends to drop everything so that he can try and solve problems. Even Islanders fans wouldn’t call him a troublemaker, with his reputation for waving at babies and sitting with his legs swinging on top of his goal. Only those who know him personally can see it, the sly smile when a plan starts to come together, that look of faux innocence when he sarcastically tells you he has no idea what you’re talking about. William Poindexter is currently mowing the grass shirtless, sweat dripping down his back, and it’s all Chris Chow’s fault.
A Metaphysical Inheritance by @mcbangle (Teen) Words: 2,302
When Dex discovers a strange note from former goalie John Johnson in a mysterious book, his life changes in ways he never could have predicted.
Monster Haus by @dexondefense Words: 15,186 
This is technically a series, but it’s too good to not recommend. The tag for it has some things not on Ao3.
AU where everything is the same, except they’re all monsters.
wasted on you by @oluranurse (Mature) words: 20,803
Derek Nurse thinks that if he never falls in love with another redheaded asshole named William, it’ll be too soon.
Shitty/Lardo
everything I do, I do for you by ericaismeg(General) Words: 3,669
Lardo is stupid in love with Shitty, but how can she tell him that? She’s just one of the guys, and he’s her best friend in the whole world. Then he asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for a weekend with his family. Things are about to get complicated, and she’s not sure how much longer she can hide her feelings.
Rainstorm, Reason to Try by @kent-parsons-cowlick (Teen) Words: 11,778
Shitty had always been Shitty and Lardo had always been Lardo even before they got to Samwell.
Others/None
Hide and Seek is a Dangerous Game by @nickbonino (Teen) Words: 3,269
Chowder suggests they play hide-and-seek. It has interesting consequences.
Twisted and Turned and Somehow Ended Up Here by@theonesyouthinkyoulove (Teen) Words: 8570
Hockey was never a thing for Alicia Zimmermann. She was a West-Coast girl from the United States – if there were any sport she would be interested in, it sure would not be hockey.
Russian Invasion by DisraeliGears (Teen) Words: 3,228
Jack comes for a visit, and has a surprise guest for Ransom.
Team Roach vs Team Attic Round Two: Battle of the Doughnuts  by bellagerantalii (General) Words: 2,344
Dunkin’ Donuts may be dropping the “Donuts” from their name, and the New Englanders on SMH are shook. Obviously, this means a battle royale between Dunkin Donuts and Tim Hortons.
Diced Tomatoes by @randomoranges (General) Words: 2,406
She has always been task-driven. To-do lists are her friends. She’s always sworn by them. Always. And maybe, somewhere along the line, she’s convinced herself that if she gets every chore crossed off, Jack will get better.
A little loving in between by @welovewebseries (General) Words: 17,751
Oh, Derek, Baby, the day you were born you gave us every Valentine’s Day present we could ever ask for,“ Grandma had said. She’d reached out to touch his jaw, tilting his face up to look at hers. “Our sweet, lovely boy.”Derek had smiled, let her kiss his face and then resumed watching the people walk around with their gifts. He hoped their recipients felt as happy and loved as he did.[Derek’s birthdays through the years. My contribution to Nursey Week 2018].
Alma Mater by westernredcedar (General) Words: 1,394
No one expects Alicia Swanson to go to college. She chooses that herself.
Specific Authors
These ones are listed by author rather than ship because it was easier to rec them this way.
@geniusorinsanity
It Drops with the Gravity of Rain (Teen) Words: 16,906When Nursey calls, Dex almost doesn’t pick up the phone.
chiaroscuro (Teen) Words: 6,542“Nu, habibi,” Derek’s mother says to him gently, as they leave the registration table. “Are you sure about this? Hockey is a rough sport. It’s going to hurt, sometimes.”Derek, all of eight years old, squares his shoulders. “That’s okay, Ammi,” he says. “I’m not scared.”(They warn him that hockey hurts. They don’t warn him that depression hurts worse.)
above, beneath, betwixt, between (No Rating) Words: 6,574It doesn’t start on a dark and stormy night. Later, Dex will think: that’s what lured them into the false sense of security. It’s hard to imagine your new room being haunted when you move in on such a nice day.
heyfightme
The two that were here apparently no longer exist. Sorry folks!
heavy lightness (feather of lead) (Explicit) Words: 29,847The rivalry between the men’s hockey teams of Samwell and La Croix universities is long standing, thoroughly indoctrinated, and often bloody on and off the ice. With his future professional career at risk, La Croix captain Jack Zimmermann knows he needs to distance himself from the feud. Meeting Samwell’s undervalued winger Eric Bittle while crashing a party, definitely isn’t in his plans. Quicker than anticipated, though, it becomes clear that there’s more than just hockey on the line - for both of them.
The Road Leads Back to You (Mature) Words: 56,394Jack Zimmermann is an established hockey player. He’s three years in to his NHL career, has had the A for the Falconers for two and a half, and is ready to make winners out of the new group of rookies. He pulls one under his wing, affectionately nicknamed Poots, and it should all go as planned. But say Jack accidentally discovers that Poots has a boyfriend. And say that Poots wasn’t a very good boyfriend. And say, for arguments’ sake, Poots’ boyfriend definitely deserved better. Jack is maybe, possibly, totally fucked.
always, always, always on my mind (Mature) Words: 8,767The app is ubiquitous, a dating service that dictates the type and length of every relationship it finds for its users. For Jack Zimmermann, it hasn’t been a real problem - until he is Matched with Eric Bittle for a week-long fling, and is left feeling like he’s missing out on something bigger.
@justwritins
Mixing It Up (Mature) Words: 40,869Bakery AU!Eric Bittle, of Bitty’s Bakery, is very excited to have been chosen as a contestant for the Food Network Challenge. He’s even more excited to find out that he’s making a cake for the NHL new-Cup winners, the Falconers.
Self Reflection (Teen) Words: 29,218Bitty is in Annie’s, bent over his textbooks and wondering, not for the first time, why he decided to take French as a language (oh yes, it’s because so many old recipes are written in French, he’s going abroad there to study food history, can’t wait for the summer; half of fall and then winter semester until he goes, but that doesn’t help him now does it) , when he hears someone clear their throat.“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”Oh boy.Eric doesn’t even bother lifting up his head. “Sorry, not a girl and not interested.”
@petals42
Ethics of Journalism (Teen) Words: 9,564When Dan Erikson is assigned to write an article about Jack Zimmermann’s years in college, he thinks he knows what he’s getting into.
Shitty, Year 3 (Teen) Words: 7,786As Jack starts playing in the NHL, he hears from Shitty less and less. Which is wrong, of course. When Jack realizes, he sets about fixing it.
@porcupine-girl
Here Comes the Dreams (General) Words: 26,416Sometimes it seems like Jack can’t go anywhere in Providence without being hounded for autographs, so he’s relieved when the people who work at the coffee shop in his new neighborhood don’t seem to recognize him.
Braced Myself (Teen) Words: 24,984Jack knows better than most, how life’s biggest changes come at you hard, fast, and out of nowhere.
Sure Thing (General) Words: 10,733Five times that members of Samwell Men’s Hockey team were unusually perceptive and one time when they… weren’t.
Just Spit It Out (General) Words: 2,392Jack can’t believe he just heard the words on his soulmark from the mouth of the gorgeous new waiter at the diner he frequents. But now the pressure is on - what if he says the wrong thing back? Can you screw up meeting your soulmate?
Will Wonders Never Cease (Teen) Words: 56,840Eric has landed his dream job: social media manager for the Providence Falconers! Not only does he get paid to tweet, for an NHL team at that, but it’s a job where he’ll be able to make good use of his magic - when nobody’s looking, of course. Everyone on the Falconers is a joy to work with… with the notable exception of Jack Zimmermann. Eric understands that Jack doesn’t like social media, but he could certainly be a little more polite about it. Luckily, Eric has support from his Samwell buddies, as well as his best friend - a man whose face he’s never seen, and whose name he doesn’t know. They met on an online forum where witches can gather anonymously, since it isn’t safe for them to advertise their existence in a world where magic isn’t trusted. They’ve been friends for years now, but Eric is only just starting to realize that he might have deeper feelings for someone he can never meet face-to-face.
@tdkeh
Chicken Soup for the Bud (General) Words: 3,577Bad Bob shows up in Providence to nurse his son back to health when he hears that Jack has the flu.
The Heist (Teen) Words: 4,868Bitty uncovers the details of an elaborate (and successful) heist while searching for the missing key to the Haus basement.
badcaseofcasey
How Come Aquaman Can Control Whales? (Teen) Words: 14,035AKA a dystopian The Martian AU that literally no one asked for but I am, for some reason, committed to writing.
That Thorns Have Roses (General) Words: 5,358Jack buys Bitty a rose from one of the clubs on campus. It isn’t until later that he realizes what that might mean. So of course, he tries to cover it up by buying roses for the rest of the Samwell Men’s Hockey team.
Unknown Author
Here I am, Baby (General) Words: 35,562You’ve Got Mail- AUEric Bittle is devastated when the massive corporate bakery, Zimmermann’s, opens around the corner from his small pie and coffee shop. He vents his frustrations to the anonymous IG user he’s been talking to, and falling for, all the while waging war against Jack Zimmermann’s corporate take-over. Little does he know the face behind the anonymous IG account, and little does he know what will happen in the future.
Over Heels (General) Words: 2,552Jack’s fingers brush through Bitty’s hair and they’re quiet for a while until Jack says, “I really do wanna marry you some day, Bits.”Bitty blinks, his eyes feeling a little hot and a little wet because at no point in his life—not when he was younger, not when he left Georgia, not when he met Captain Jack Zimmermann—did he ever think he’d get something like this. “When you ask, I’m going to say yes.”
Quand On Est Tous Les Deux (Mature) Words: 16,161When he wakes up in a strange country, surrounded by a language he doesn’t speak, and no memory of the last several years, Eric Bittle isn’t sure how he’s ever going to get back to Georgia. But at the hands of the village baker, Eric finds hope in the most dreary time of his life.
A Wall Around Me (Mature) Words: 59,630When Eric Bittle’s scholarship is threatened, he doesn’t know what he’s going to do. He can’t go home, and he can’t afford Samwell on his own. Then help is offered from the most unexpected place–Hockey Legend, Bad Bob Zimmermann. Bitty knows things like this don’t come for free, he just never expected he’d have to “look after” Bob’s equally famous son, Falconers’ captain, Jack Zimmermann.
Then There Was You (Mature) Words: 56,549Thirty minutes after being traded to Pittsburgh, Jack Zimmermann’s entire life changes at the front-end of a car running a stop sign. As he recovers from his injury, and grief which is far more complicated than he wants to admit, he meets the exuberant bookshop/bakery owner, Eric Bittle. As their friendship grows, and as he waits for the go-ahead to get back to hockey, Jack is forced to evaluate his future, and what he wants from it.
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