#don't go prankin' my heart 👓

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IT”S F/O TOURNAMENT TIME BITCHESSSSSS (sans monty cause he’s a loser /joking)

(closes at 7:30 p.m. est, whoever wins gets a drawing of me smooching them btw)

MAKE THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH

#please oh almighty god let this work #you won my heart 🏆 #lookin' sharp 🔪 #a puzzling loveth ♠ #red as a tomato ⭕ #sorry i like you 🏀 #my love can move mountains 🌄 #partners in dumbassery 🥒 #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #my scrungly boys ☯ #it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life! 🌴 #let's be mentally ill together 📄 #i would sail the oceans for my love 📖 #screw off love 🪛 #i'll stop loving you when hell freezes over 🦝 #you're not a loser 🐠 #oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕 #f/o tournament #romantic f/o #self ship #selfshipping #f/o x s/i #fictional other

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challenge inspired by @mafia-selfships and @toasty-self-shipping

this is where i got rouxls’ voice acted lines from

#sorry for the big ass kinemaster (derogatory) watermark #i made this in an hour #but yeah have fun with my f/os being chaotuc and stuff #sorry i like you 🏀 #red as a tomato ⭕ #you won my heart 🏆 #it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life! 🌴 #partners in dumbassery 🥒 #my love can move mountains 🌄 #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #lookin' sharp 🔪 #a puzzling loveth ♠ #my scrungly boys ☯ #self ship #self ship meme #self ship community #selfshipping #f/o #romantic f/o

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Actually doing picrews of your s/i and f/o together is free therapy

#i might do an official introduction of my nichijou s/i in the near future #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #picrew links in replies #self ship #self ship community #self ship picrews

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everyone thinks i’m crazy...

crazy for you, oh boy...

* = i use a different s/i to ship with this f/o (usually when i ship with a minor and an adult in the same source)

^ = i ship with this f/o in an au

foster's home for imaginary friends

-wilt (status: romantic) (sharing: no) (tag name: sorry i like you 🏀)

-coco (status: romantic) (sharing: yes) (tag name: it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life!)

poly ship tag: the palm trees are really tall today! 🏀🌴

-eduardo (status: platonic)

-frankie (status: platonic)

-mac (status: platonic)

-bloo (status: enemy)

monster prom franchise

-stu (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: i'm high on love! 🗿)

-wanda (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: don't you know that you're toxic? ☣)

poly ship tag: i'm not at the beach this is a bathtub! 🗿☣

scott (status: platonic)

polly (status: platonic)

papa louie

-kingsley (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: king of my heart 👑)

-mr. bomboloney (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: mr. bomboloney tag tbd 🎙️)

-kenji^ (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: hotto dogu! 🌭)

-tohru* (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: wanna share this bubble tea with me? 🎮)

-bruna romano^ (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: bruna tag tbd 🎼)

-timm (status: crush)

-quinn (status: crush)

-marty (status: platonic)

-mitch (status: platonic)

-carlo romano^ (status: familial) (brother-in-law)

-gino romano^ (status: familial) (cousin-in-law)

-edoardo romano^ (status: familial) (father-in-law)

-olga romano^ (status: familial) (stepmother-in-law)

pizza tower (i am aware that the game has some problematic elements and that the developers are not good people, i am critical of the game)

-peppino spaghetti (status: ex)

bfdi

-balloony (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: but when he loves me i feel like i’m floating 🎈)

-cloudy (status: romantic) (sharing: no) (tag name: i’m on cloud nine! ☁)

poly ship tag: boyfriend collector! ☁🎈

-eraser (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: all cake is good cake if i get to share it with you 🧁)

-blocky (status: crush)

-donut (status: qpp)

-gelatin (status: platonic)

-teardrop (status: platonic)

-leafy (status: enemy)

-pin (status: enemy)

nichijou

-mai minakami (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: don’t go prankin’ my heart 👓)

-nano (status: crush)

-yuuko (status: qpp)

-mio (status: platonic)

-hakase (status: platonic)

-sakamoto (status: platonic)

-yuuko's mom (status: emeny)

discolotl! (original work)

pan tera (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: pan tag tbd 🐆)

jam n. jelly (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: jam tag tbd 🚦)

poly ship tag: pan + jam tag tbd 🐆🚦

leche (status: familial) (child)

you gotta keep your cool! (original work)

-miles z. cooldude (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: miles tag tbd 😎)

-nerdy mcdorkface (status: crush)

romance chateau (original work)

-wrench (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love! 🔧)

-plume (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name: pet the fluffy chicken 🐓)

poly ship tag: motor oil and apple pie 🔧🐓

unnamed source #1 (original work)

-rigel (status: romantic) (sharing: iffy) (tag name:the stars aligned for you and me 🌠)

-asuma (status: qpp)

unnamed source #2 (original work)

-rascal fukazawa (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: i'll stop loving you when hell freezes over 🦝)

-mayonnaise paraguay (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕

-sapphire edwards (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: a royal pain in the ass 🦚)

unnamed source #3

leopold a. d. bird (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: leopold tag tbd 🐞)

minerva "tenny" bird (status: familial) (daughter-in-law)

inanimate insanity

-trophy (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: no) (tag name: you won my heart 🏆)

-pickle (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: no) (tag name: partners in dumbassery 🥒)

-soap (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: iffy) (tag name: you wash away my troubles! 🫧)

-yin yang (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: my scrungly boys ☯)

-paper (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: let’s be mentally ill together 📄)

poly ship tag: love and smooching in hotel oj 🎥

-cherries (status: familial) (sons)

-bomb (status: qpp)

-tissues (status: qpp)

-cheesy (status: qpp)

-paintbrush (status: qpp)

-lightbulb (status: platonic)

-fan (status: platonic)

-test tube (status: platonic)

-suitcase (status: platonic)

-steve cobs (status: enemy)

-baseball (status: enemy)

-knife (status: ex) (tag name: lookin' sharp 🔪)

-oj (status: ex) (tag name: meet me at the hotel room 🍊)

stardew valley

-elliott (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: i would sail the oceans for my love 📖)

-maru (status: crush)

-shane (status: platonic)

-pam (status: platonic)

-kent (status: platonic)

-linus (status: platonic)

-vincent (status: platonic)

-jas (status: platonic)

-morris (status: enemy)

-pierre (status: enemy

curious george

-the man in the yellow hat (status: familial) (dad)

-george (status: familial) (little brother)

encanto

-luisa (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: my love can move mountains 🌄)

-the madrigal family (status: familial)

splatoon

-spyke (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: screw off love 🪛)

-annie (status: romantic) (comfy sharing: yes) (tag name: you’re not a loser 🐠)

poly ship tag: the hot guy the shy girl and i 🪛🐠

-sheldon (status: platonic)

-crusty sean (status: platonic)

deltarune

-rouxls kaard (status: ex) (tag name: a puzzling loveth ♠️)

-lancer (status: familial) (son)

the sims 4

-johnny zest (status: crush)

-agnes crumplebotton (status: emeny)

cars

-guido (status: crush)

-flo (status: crush)

-ramone (status: crush)

-luigi (status: qpp)

-mater (status: platonic)

jujutsu kaisen

-nanami (status: crush)

saiki k

-nendo (status: crush)

mst3k

-tom servo (status: ex) (tag name: red as a tomato 🔴)

fnaf security breach

-monty (status: ex) (tag name: bogey boyfriend 🐊)

#sorry i like you 🏀 #it's a bird! it's a plane! it's the love of my life! 🌴 #the palm trees are really tall today! 🏀🌴 #the stars aligned for you and me 🌠 #but when he loves me i feel like i'm floating 🎈 #i'm on cloud nine! ☁ #boyfriend collector! ☁🎈 #all cake is good cake if i get to share it with you 🧁 #fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love! 🔧 #pet the fluffy chicken 🐓 #motor oil and apple pie 🔧🐓 #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #i'll stop loving you when hell freezes over 🦝 #oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕 #a royal pain in the ass 🦚 #you won my heart 🏆 #partners in dumbassery 🥒 #you wash away my troubles! 🫧 #my scrungly boys ☯ #let's be mentally ill together 📄 #love and smooching in hotel oj 🎥 #i would sail the oceans for my love 📖 #my love can move mountains 🌄 #screw off love 🪛 #you're not a loser 🐠 #the hot guy the shy girl and i 🪛🐠 #i'm high on love! 🗿 #don't you know that you're toxic? ☣ #i'm not at the beach this is a bathtub! 🗿☣ #king of my heart 👑

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I finally got around to drawing my Nichijou s/i, Ohara O’Hare!

Ohara’s very intelligent and mischevious. She’s Mai’s partner in crime, and often helps her flawlessly execute her pranks (even if Mai doesn’t need that much help). But one day, something changes. Mai starts acting uncharacteristically shy and touchy with her, and Ohara can’t for the life of her figure out why. Is she falling for one of Mai’s pranks, or is Mai falling in love with her?

#trying out a new style #something more angular and sketchy #i like how it turned out #except for the goofy ahh right hand but oh well #scribbling graffiti on the walls #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #mememe #self ship community

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carefully hand-selected 9 of my f/os for this post (templates from @ccselfships​‘s post)

#you won my heart 🏆 #lookin' sharp 🔪 #meet me at the hotel room 🍊 #partners in dumbassery 🥒 #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #you're not a loser 🐠 #screw off love 🪛 #my love can move mountains 🌄 #a puzzling loveth ♠

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THE F/O TOURNAMENT ROUND TWO RESULTS (there was blood)

TROPHY VS WILT

trophy insulted wilt so much that he snapped and beat the everloving shit out of trophy so bad that he curled up into a ball and cried and sobbed

YIN YANG VS SPYKE

spyke didn’t even have to do anything, yin and yang started fighting each other and they beat each other to death

ROUXLS KAARD VS MAI MINAKAMI

rouxls tried to disarm mai with his shitty puzzles but when that failed (because she’s smarter than that) he grabbed his gay pride flag and whacked her over the head with the pole

and then she died for some reason

yeah idk how he won either

ELLIOTT VS MAYONNAISE PARAGUAY

elliott tried disarming xem by reading ver some famous poems but mayo didn’t understand what that meant so xe ate him alive (don’t worry ve can’t get the brain prions)

FOUR REMAIN

bonus: the results for the extra question

#NOOOO YOU GOT RID OF ALL THE OBJECT SHOW GUYS 😭😭😭 #IM SOBBING RIGHT NOW IM UTTERLY DEVASTATED (typing this with a straight face) #but i like that you guys are so enamored with mayonnaise all the time #you love the funky little deep sea creechur #you won my heart 🏆 #sorry i like you 🏀 #a puzzling loveth ♠ #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #my scrungly boys ☯ #screw off love 🪛 #i would sail the oceans for my love 📖 #oh jesus what is that? i think i’m in love with it 💕

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ebay is homophobic :(

#i’m going to shit myself and die wtf man #how could this happen to me #blablabla #don't go prankin' my heart 👓

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no guarantees but i might be getting the saint young men manga and a mai minakami figurine soon

#again no guarantees but it's pretty nice #if i do get the manga watch me go from cringe to cringe fail loser boy #blablabla #don't go prankin' my heart 👓

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if mai was real and i was a fictional character she’d be looking at her phone like :| typing “HRYEBRBRGRHBRGRBR KISSS PATCHES I NEEDDD TO KISS PATCHES NOWWW PLEWASEEE KISSYSKISSSY” onto her own selfship blog

#so silly #she’s so silly like that… #this might be entirely divorced from canon but LRT ME HAVE MY SILLY HEADCANONS DAMMIT #blablabla #don't go prankin' my heart 👓

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bro

#i do have an excuse though #i watch nichijou on crunchyroll and i screenshot nearly every time mai’s on screen #but i do need more wilt pics #i need to go out into the wild (google images) and forage for berries (images of my f/o) #but that comes with the chance of getting poisoned (seeing angst of him) #blablabla #sorry i like you 🏀 #don't go prankin' my heart 👓

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happy girlfriend day to my lovely girlfriends annie and luisa and mai and yin yang

#yeah yeah i know that yin and yang are both boys but honestly it's funny to call them girls #i personally headcanon them as bigender so that joke might have a little nugget of truth #you're not a loser 🐠 #my love can move mountains 🌄 #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #my scrungly boys ☯ #holy shit i have like what? 3 girl f/os? 4? #i need to step up my game

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you ship with mai from nichijou? actually BASED and EPIC <3

you're right anon it is based and here's us h*lding h*nds to prove that

#i love mai dude #she makes me feel very wlw #and she's very kissable #10/10 would h*ld h*nds again #hand holding cw (lighthearted) #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #a guy asked me about them once #scribbling graffiti on the walls

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i am so fucking normal about mai it’s unreal <- (has 55 screenshots of her)

#binging nichijou comes with its perks #now i have enough screenshots to feed an army #i might post them if anyone's interested #don't go prankin' my heart 👓

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#it hurts man #i don't wanna lose her #don't go prankin' my heart 👓 #but then i serioused 😨 #try to ignore the big ugly kapwing watermark i made this meme in 10 minutes