#dremora: pesky succubus

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

So did I hear right; that you're a DILF needing some attention~ (😂😂😘)

"The times in which we live are frustrating, my darling," he lamemted, rubbing his forehead.

"It seems the people have forgotten what true taste is...!"

#😂😂 #dracula: lord of darkness #ask #crack: absolute nonsense #dremora: pesky succubus #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Dreamer knew that Vlad would probably be locked away in his coffin for the holidays so she left his gift in his office on his desk. Inside a delicately wrapped box would be a set of ingraved pens and a miniature sword for him to use for stress relief during his long meetings. Leaving a kiss on the note she smiled and slipped out. ~Hope you have a wonderful season Vladdy. Happy holidays and good wishes to you and yours~

The Season now over, Vlad was able to emerge from his coffin again in comfort. Of course, he noticed the lovely gift left on his table and smiled sweetly, admiring the pens in his hands.

He made a mental note to check in on his dear friend soon, and thank her personally.

#dracula: lord of darkness #castlevania #dxmnedbloodlxst #dremora: pesky succubus #thedemonicpunks #ask #xmas #post-xmas

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"Word on the street is you're a freak in the sheets. Which is odd since you don't sleep in a bed..." (little crack for sinday lol)

"My coffin does include light blankets, if I so choose to use them," he chuckled, looking quite clever. "But I must remind you there exists a proper bed in my sleeping quarters, for those who may require it."

#lmao #dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #crack: absolute nonsense #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

So Vlad is it still sinful to flash some ankle your way or have you gotten used to all our slutty slutty joints X3

"Perhaps back in the renaissance it would have been rather blasphemous. But, you must remember, my darling Dremora, that the reclining female nude has been the subject on fine art for millennia. And, as a formerly married man, I have a familiarity with all the female anatomy~"

Vlad quirked and eyebrow curiously, "Why? Are you offering to display your ankles before me~??"

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #ask #😂😂

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

"Someone told me you were in dire need of some snuggles and maybe a bit of ego stroking~"

"I am unsure who your informant is, my darling, but I will never refuse such affections from you~" he chuckled, crossing his legs in his throne , making room for her to sit with him.

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #ask #castlevania #rp #dxmnedbloodlxst #thedemonicpunks

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Well damn someone looks like a first class meal in those pants~

"Thank you, my darling. I tailored them myself~" he chuckled, crossing his legs flamboyantly.

"I did some research, I figured this is quite modern enough~"

#dracula: lord of darkness #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst #dremora: pesky succubus

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

"I see Vlad with no mustache and I have gotten confused. Where am I supposed to sit?"

(total crack. Feel free to ignore)

"Well at least then I still had the beard~"

#crack is always welcome! #dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #dracula: prince of darkness #ask #crack: absolute nonsense

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Guess who decided to drape themselves up in something sexy and lounge about on your throne? This gal, now get over here because she misses you~

Vlad could sense someone was in his castle... Again... But he was still thoroughly surprised to see Dremora lounged across his throne. He blinked for a second and flushed a little bit red.

"Ah, Dremora, it has been some time~" he chuckled, "Lovely to see you always dress for the occasion~ I could sense someone had come in though I was expecting some ruffian here to terrorize me. Good to see I'm only partially incorrect."

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Hey Vlady I wanna look killer tonight. Do you have any extra baggy white shirts that I can wear while hardly tying them closed to annihilate anyone who dares peek inside?

He chuckled and shook his head at her in derision. "Of course I do, my darling," he laughed, opening a wardrobe and finding one that'd suit her well. "Here," he cooed, taking it off the hanger, "Though you may need to roll the sleeves up at least a tad~"

#dxmnedbloodlxst #dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #rp #thedemonicpunks

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How do you feel about Dreamer?

"Ah, yes. Dremora is a cherished and valued companion of mine. She is a genuine friend and our banter bring me much joy. Whether she chooses to drag me out by the arm into the modern public or remain in my castle with me to pass the lonely hours, I always enjoy her presence. She is always most welcome by my side."

#vlad liiikess heerrrr #dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst #ask meme

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Hey Vlad are you interested in getting a massage? I'm bored and want to use up these oils I got from my last classes.

Vlad hummed, "I haven't had one in several hundred years. It's difficult to find anyone willing to get that close to me~"

He chuckled at her, giving her a sly wink. "But from you? I'm always willing~"

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #rp #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst #uwuwu

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So Vlad what would you do if you came home from a long day of brooding to find Dreamer laying on your bed in nothing more then a cute lacey lingerie set?

"I... Feel that such information is better left between the two of us, no?"

Vlad blushed at the idea, however, pullingbat his collar a bit.

"Doing such a thing would have to be up to her, though."

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #ask #anon: mysterious beings #dxmnedbloodlxst

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

So is that why you keep me around Vlad? You're thin as all hell and I'm so thick it could kill? Makes me sound like a trophy of what you lack...

"Nonsense, my darling," he smiles. "I keep you around because you are an utter delight~ I adore you for more reasons than your figure~" He winks, grinning cleverly, "That is simply proverbial icing on the cake~"

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

Crack

If Dreamer and Vlad had a baby would it look like this?

Or this?

Absolutely the purple one, 100%. They have to be as fabulous as the both of them.

#submission gifts for the king #submission #dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst

[dxmnedbloodlxst]

"So you've kinda been gone for awhile and I *may* have borrowed a bunch of your shit. Whoops."

"Hm, yes, I've been rather busy in another part of the wo- wait, what?"

His narrowed his eyes, "'Barrowed' meaning you have everything you took from me in returnable condition, right???"

#dremora no xD #dont touch Vlad's cursed shit xD #it's cursed #rp #thedemonicpunks #dremora: pesky succubus #dracula: lord of darkness #dxmnedbloodlxst

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Hey Vladdy~ What would you say if I wanted to get down an dirty with you? See how long my vampire can last in bed?

"I believe I would accept your offer, my dear. It seems like a challenge I can easily succeed in~" he chuckled, smiling devilishly at her.

"Though I should consider myself quite lucky at such an offer~"

#dracula: lord of darkness #dremora: pesky succubus #xD though I mean an rp would probs just be in dms #ask #thedemonicpunks #dxmnedbloodlxst