#dursley drunkblogs

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ooh it is a Long Time since i drunk blogged but it is my lovely father's birthday so am a bit peshed AND i have decided to rewatch the exorcist iii.

it is SO. FREAKING. GOOD.

i am a big damien karras fan and the actor who plays william kinderman in this film (and the character in general, having also read the book/watched the first film) reminds me of my beloved step-grandad, so maybe i am a bit biased.

BUT as a long time horror fan who has now watched nearly 700 horror films in 14 years, it is awesome. nothing will ever live up to the masterpiece of the exorcist, but doing a very decent sequel (we will not mention the abomination of the exorcist ii) is very impressive. and i just thought, given william friedkin's recent death, i would express my love of this under-appreciated film.

i adore damien karras as a character (no joke, naming my child after him), and i love that he got explored more. i also love william kinderman and i love that he got explored more. i love that they addressed the fact that, even as a very isolated person, damien had people who remembered and loved him (shout out to my boi joe dyer as well for this).

i also love a tortured character, and the idea of a fundamentally decent person having to share a body with a violent murderer, being forced to murder your best friend? TERRIFYING. PURE HORROR. the gemini describing in torturous detail how he dragged karras from a peaceful death (after he SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO SAVE REAGAN) to be a tool for evil. while his body was trapped in a straight jacket in a padded room. HORRIBLE.

and the ACTING. brad dourif is a wonderfull (pun indented for my fellow exorcist iii fans) genre actor and thoroughly underappreciated as a whole, never mind in this film, where he did the most phenomenal monolgues. but jason miller... goddammit, no one else could play damien. no one. he was gone much too soon, i don't have much to say beyond that because holy shit. 'i believe in slime and stink, and in every crawling, putrid thing, every possible corruption, you SON OF A BITCH, i believe... in you' SIR what a monologue!!!!!!!! KINDERMAAAAN. I LOVE YOU.

and, AND... the shots!!! kinderman and the gemini lit by separate beams, kinderman sat upright and still while the gemini is slumped and twitchy. the hellraiser-esque blood and gore from father morning. THAT shot of the white-robed figure after the nurse (god bless the series for including this AMAZING shot, it scared the crap outta me). kinderman moving to damien's side when he was freed of the gemini, and both being in the light together. AGH.

AND this is exactly why i hero-worshipped the series and will never get over it being cancelled: they got that the horror of the possession and the exorcism was just part of the overall film, which was also about the horror of being alone, of having to deal with something so much bigger than you without any help, of giving your life to something and then thinking maybe you were wrong... the exorcist is absolutely a classic, terrifying horror film but it is also so much MORE than what a lot of people give it credit for. and the exorcist iii really highlights that for me; yes, it's not not the scariest in terms of gore/jump scares/violence/tense atmosphere, and the exorcism sequence is corny and played out and clichéd, but as a film about people it is terrifying and brilliant and underappreciated (although at least it is generally recognised as being a better/more legitimate film than the second)

#dont come at me i LOVE this film #and i have had to type this several times to male sure everything is spelt right #cks i am drjnk but i belive in this very passionately and will defend it while sober #dursley drunkblogs #alcohol tw #the exorcist #the exorcist iii #horror

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#TRU ACTIVISM

when ur smashed but ur still writing ‘support ur sister not just cister’and ‘black lives matter in lip gloos onf the baathropms stalls ins shity night ckubs,.

#i am doing me best #also trying to chill and just have anight out but i cant #and str8 porblems r going on with my mate and her boyf so i though imma start getting political bc why not #durlseey drunkblingbs #noooo #dursley drunkblogs

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i’v ebeeen out tonightand I full on snogged a girl for the first time in AGES and I've been reminded of what amasssive lesbian I am so like bless all u lesbians eszpecuuaky the drunk ones

#I may or may not have a fuckbuddy now? #idek I'm too drunk t know whats goinging pon #dursley drunkblogs

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kay im actually proud of myself bc a) i drink cooked and the house is not on fire b) i am sobering up and c) i know for a fact if id stayed out ten minutes longer i wold have had apanic attack but i had some fucking slef control and got myself out of there (bc being surrounded by high ppl u hardly kno isnt gonna help and being around drugs just makes me super uncomforftablte) so i’m p calm now and the night wasnt ruined so goooood 

#dursley drunkblogs #going to bed now yaaaas

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i am drunk collking which is never good aidea, but i am hungry and i wanted a sweaty burger but i wanted bed tooooo so i am cooking a quaorn burger on my grill anddrunk blogging so goood shiiit,

#why am i kike this #dursley drunkblogs

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if you want oty know haow drunk un am then i;; ll tell u i fell off my bed while trying to put a leftovewer takewats in my bin

#duresy drunjkblog #no htats not right #dursley drunkblogs #yes

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sghorrt sightedc problemd 101

takingf  lenseses  out when ur drubnk af

#gues wgar #i have retirebed to the wonferful world of druhkn bloggging #it's sp great #dursley drunkblogs

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so i am a bit drunk right now and one of my beautiful red sparkly shoes is being held together with chewing gum and a bobble (and it is taking me way too long to type this because i am spelling everything wrong), but what i have to say is important to me.  so i am walking to the bar with a couple of friends, wearing (shock horror) a short dress and heels and a couple of girls yell that i am a ‘skank’ and i ‘should be ashamed of myself’. i’ve been honked at and stared at a few times but this upset me more because these girls were literally about 13-15 and they’ve clearly internalised so much misogyny and also  WHO TOLD YOU IT’S FUCKING OKAY TO YELL THIS SHIT AT PEOPLE YOU’VE NEVER MET? i’m a bit more lenient towards young girls because it’s more sad than anything but actually, excuses aside, who the fuck gave you the impression that this is okay? fuck right off, not that it’s any of your fucking business but i’m out to have a bit of a drink and i’m not on the pull. and even if i was planning on shagging 50 people, it still wouldn’t be ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS. 

so i guess what i’m saying is that young girls need to unlearn misogyny and sexism just as much as young boys do. 

#dursley drunkblogs #this is the most articulate thing i've ever said/written drunk and i am very proud #even though it took me about half an hour to write this #and it's probably not getting my point across as well as i want too #but it's made me sad and mad #although i've still had a lot of fun tonight #dursley does a thing