#dyrposts

[marcusagrippa]

hypothetically if you poured gold down your jilted gay ex-political partner's throat and then cut them open once it had set would you be able to get a cast of their insides and display it in front of your altar to the god of your city and hang pretty little glass ornaments on it and kiss it for luck and have sex in front of it with the only other surviving member of your weird necromancer ancestral curse old man military polycule and occasionally consult it to predict the future. or must i dream in vain.

#genuinely curious though #idk if it would burn through your organs and such before it could set ?? #but i would like to find out. for oc purposes and also crassus purposes. #dyrposts #tw gore #should i tag the silly fuckers individually........ #r. a. bicinius #m. f. voscium #a. pyrrha #fantasy

[marcusagrippa]

true friendship is when you make your pet twink boytoy demagogue dress up like your weird tyrant poetfriend's dead ex and send him to go haunt him (erotically) at the blood sacrifice

#dyrposts #a. pyrrha #r. a. bicinius #p. bellum #<- new guy tag !! i made him yesterday and hes so awful and im going to bite him so hard. hes based on clodius but is als o a bit weirder #sorry for all the oc posts but not sorry really im going to make you stare at them

[marcusagrippa]

beheading but in like a soft and sensual way

#dyrposts #(ish) #l. c. faustus

[marcusagrippa]

look at my failtagonist boy

#this is before she does all the. tyranny and patricide etc etc #old ass art please pretend i shaded it correctly #jase draws occasionally #e. actius #dyrposts #update like a week later: oops shes not the protagonist anymore whoops. kicked it back a generation its her loser dad now

[marcusagrippa]

i shoild weirdpost abt my ocs more on here i think

#theyre like romans but. worse. and very possessed also #dyr is like an absolute mess atm but i do have characters figured out!! and im writing bits!!! yay!!!!! #please ask abt my ocs please please pleasssseeeeee #dyrposts #<- dyr tag :DDDDD

[marcusagrippa]

no little poet boy dont go into the meat cave

#dyrposts #r. a. bicinius

[marcusagrippa]

kinda gay to gouge another man's eye out. what are you gonna do to his gaping eye socket

#this happened to my buddy argent once #dyrposts #a. pyrrha

[marcusagrippa]

becoming more invested in one random side character who is fucking dead by the time my main plot starts than the actual protagonist is just a rite of passage for my writing process at this point

#big oc ramblingin the tags warning u h. #save me melisadd...... isa............ #a horrible ugly name for a horrible ugly guy #however. every lover is a soldier. etc etc. #yes he gets killed because of his own ambition but he also gets killed because of his devotion to his city. and by extension his paradoxica #devotion to rhys (who has become the city itself in a weird parasitic sort of way). he hates what rhys stands for and he hates his idealism #and his tyranny andsuch but they have such a fucked up (literally) cannibalistic relationship going back to faustus and the ivy war #that neither of them can function without the other. rhys' fate is sealed the moment he kills isa because theres no-one left to balance him #out and challenge his plans. and he spirals from this genius up-and-coming ruthless commander willing to do anything to keep his home safe #into a lazy power-hungry beast relying on the prestige of his ancestors and the fear of the people to keep him fed. and he misses isa #as much as he hates to admit it #and he misses argent and he misses what they all had and as he gets older he starts losing the ability to distinguish between the past and #the present. hence the public display of argent's innards and isa's rotting corpse being dug up and given a seat at the table at the feast. #but back to isa. isa doesn't want to fight rhys - he believes there's good in him up until the last second of his life. #his execution is the death of any hope of redemption rhys might have had. #noneof that makes sense but anyway you get what im trying to say right #<- what a late republic hyperfix does to a mf #they are based loosely on the first triumvirate and should all eat each other !! #i can make my own narrative ghosts god dammit #dyrposts #r. a. bicinius #m. f. voscium #i made these guys like. two days ago??? but i cant stop thinking about them #if anyone is interested. i will say more things about dr #writing #augh #rhys isnt technically a main character either feel like i should clarify that he. dies in the first chapter #story focuses on eos furi and gabier !!! yippee !!! #jase writes #FUTURE ME EDIT: THIS IS ALL WILDLY OUTDATED :DDDDD OH WELL

[marcusagrippa]

shirking your military responsibilities to go sneak away for a quickie with your rival/lover/weird evil gay co-general in the Suspiciously Meat-Coloured Cave nearby (that went unnoticed by your scouts) and getting your pants off only for him to smash your head against the wall so hard your skull fractures, use your blood and a few bone fragments to summon the ancient avatar of a city god you thought died eons ago, trap it and absorb its essence into himself, get really freaky with the poetry for a few seconds before temporarily becoming an eldritch being of indescribably horrific proportions and pouring molten gold (don't ask where it came from) down your spasming throat. then that asshole doesn't even give you the courtesy of a quick death - not even after the skull-smashing and gold-pouring - bc his new spooky god powers keep you alive until the gold cools enough to form a cast of your insides and he slices you down the middle to peel your flesh back and get at the cast. and then after that you cant fucking die even if your body's well and truly fucked youre forced to relive your own death again and again in his poetry and glory songs and your guts are literally bared and on display as an altar for the aforementioned Presumed Dead God and and I swear I had a point for where this was going but whatever. no little poet boy not the meat cave oh nooooooo

#if i made the meat cave a uterus. would that be going a bit too far. idk. BUT its like rhys' rebirth and wombs and stuff soooooo #dont ask about the logistics of how this scene actually works just kknow that its totally plot relevant and important #and isnt just me wanting to put in someweird gore for the sake of it i promkse 👉👈 #also. penetration! #dyrposts #r. a. bicinius #a. pyrrha #literally do not know if anyone cares about my oc guys but i might make an intro post for each of them anyway because noone can stop me

[marcusagrippa]

rhys decorates the golden cast of argent's intestines in front of the altar with pretty little fairy lights and baubles and stickers and draws little hearts all over it and. mmaybe licks it sometimes. as a treat. and on special occasions/festivals he displays it in front of the palace and all the heads of the great houses have to kiss it and pay their respects otherwise rhys will Probably just. stab them because yes he did totally Kill That Guy In A Fit Of Divine Madness and make a cast out of his innards at the behest of the aforementioned hungry god but also haha what are you talking about this is my good friend general pyrrha hes very alive and deserving of respect. and eos thinks that when you die your soul turns to gold bc of the altar and that totally doesn t lead to some silly silly things happening when she become s the vessel .tee hee.

#local guy goes insane abt ocs noone else cares about nothing new here #dyrposts #r. a. bicinius #a. pyrrha #e. actius #im still hung up on the intestines thing. i promise prommy prommy i will post more coherent plot things at some point but. yheah. the flesh #IF YOU PERCHANCE TAKE AN INTEREST IN THESE GUYS. PLEASEEE PLEASE PLEASE SEND AN ASK ABT THEM. I WILL SAY SO MANY THINGS. #ocs #writing

[marcusagrippa]

stabbing people with forks is a love language

#everyone's like ooooohhhh general pyrrha general pyrrha howd you lose your eye bet it was so so badass bet you lost it fighting a foreign w #arlord in one to one combat bet you lost it in a vicious fight against the barbarians bet you lost it defending the city #and hes just. yeah haha. that. totally. not bc my girlfriends bitter ex gouged it out at dinner that one time after i called him a bottom. #we had weirdstyle mind sex after #dyrposts #r. a. bicinius #a. pyrrha #also. influx of queued posts incoming you have been warned.

[marcusagrippa]

so far we have goddess of thinly veiled queer metaphors and god of hole

#those are the staples of any pantheon if i remember correctly #making some deities for dr :3 #the sun and the sea...... eos and furi save me........... #dyrposts