#e:sns

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💎: bro you must be so bored today, you even ran into my dreams

the8: that must have been someone else, i’m very busy

#the8 #xu minghao #seventeen #e:sns #weibo #04052022

[4yug]

taeyeon x something new m/v (x)

#femaleidols #femadolsedit #beautyidolsedit #neweraidols #femaleidolsedit #taeyeon #something new #snsd #g: soloist #g:snsd #m:taeyeon #e:sn #gifs #mine #i absolutely loved this song and this video #forever in awe of her music

[say930413]

Say Instagram Update [150225]

#say #Kwon Sohee #evol #inst:say #e:sns

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kun: ??? being caught on camera right at the scene of the crime is pretty rare ig 🙃🥲

kun: look, its body is about to burst 🫥

kun: and it got away too🫥

fan: don’t slap it, that’s just me

#kun #wayv #weibo #e:sns #250722

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seventeen members weibo auto-replies

jun: whatever you wanna say, you can leave it here~

the8: you can do anything, everything you do is right! (t/n: written in dongbei accent, also rhyming)

#seventeen #jun #the8 #weibo #e:sns

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fan: every time i think about xu minghao for 60 seconds, it’s the equivalent to me thinking about xu minghao for one minute 😍

the8: good work, it looks like your math was taught to you by your language arts teacher 🤭

#seventeen #the8 #e:sns #weibo #220222 #????????????????????? #it doesn’t make any more sense in chinese either 😭😭😭😭😭

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xiaojun: are you ready to take off again? [chi gua emoji]

fan: why are you like this to yourself

xiaojun: are you not like this to me?

fan: bei-jie is speechless (t/n: jie=sis/unnie)

xiaojun: she’s even uglier!

fan: ??? i’m gonna jump off the plane

xiaojun: Too much~

fan: you got hypoxia from the high altitude and then your head got really big, right?

xiaojun: i went into the universe, the universe sways left and right, i’m still learning to control it~ (t/n: lyrics to “dream launch” by wayv)

#wayv #xiaojun #011121 #weibo #e:sns #NOT HIM CALLING BELLA UGLY #٩(๑`^´๑)۶ HE CANT SAY THAT ABOUT HER #how is he gonna call the prettiest beagle in the world ugly when he looks like a defective funko pop

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fan: marry me marry me marry me marry me (repeat x6)

yangyang: ask my dad ask my mom ask my sister ask my grandma ask my teammates ask wayzennies ask my company

#yangyang #wayv #weibo #e:sns #021121

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fan: dad you’re so handsome!

yangyang: good kid

fan: husband, are you going to work?

yangyang: no... i’m spacing out in the parking garage

fan: little sheep’s fruit store is open for business!

yangyang: what fruit is my blond hair?

fan: this is a little asshole kid who stole his dad’s suit to pretend to be an adult

yangyang: i even ripped it in half fashion

#yangyang #wayv #e:sns #weibo #270321 #wasn’t sure how to translate 臭屁小孩 so i just translated it as asshole kid

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kun: nuo nuo nuo ☺️

(t/n: more on kun’s nickname)

fan: nuonuo……hehe 🤤🤤 (repeat x9)

kun: isn’t it time for you to clean off your phone screen?

fan: that sweater looks familiar!!!

kun: learn financial management with nuonuonuo

fan: i’m here, ge 🥰 (image text: the person i’m pointing to will marry me right away)

kun: wake up, get out of bed and eat something

#kun #wayv #weibo #e:sns #211021

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idk how to translate this properly but it’s so funny 😭😭 it roughly goes like this (text in green is my translation comments)

fan: i want to be the zhubajie of the modern world (a character for journey to the west, a classical chinese epic novel, his name also means eight precepts) abstain from smoking, abstain from alcohol, be humble, be patient (first four precepts of buddhism)

the other four precepts (sì jìe) ? you are my whole world (shì jìe)

wen junhui: the eight precepts in buddhism are: 1. don’t kill 2. don’t steal 3. abstain from prostitution 4. don’t lie 5. abstain from alcohol 6. abstain from wearing incense (ie no garlands) 7. sit on a high and wide bed 8. do not eat after noon. additionally, bajie is a character from “journey to the west”. (this content courtesy of baidu encyclopedia) (he basically copied and pasted the chinese wikipedia page for eight precepts of buddhism)

#jun #seventeen #220222 #e:sns #weibo #sorry if this doesn’t make sense this is very pun-heavy and context-heavy but it made me laugh so hard

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yangyang: bro, are you okay? wink if you’re not

winwin: 😉

#wayv #winwin #yangyang #weibo #e:sns #050321 #LMAOOOOO he’s rlly going through it 😔

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fan: yanggie look here!!! this is an apology comment. i’m apologizing for a sister who couldn’t send the picture. she’s sorry she typed a d as an f that day. she had hoped you would scroll past it, but then she saw you read the message and panicked. i’m apologizing on her behalf! please accept her apology or she won’t be able to eat or sleep!!

yangyang: hahahahahahaha i see you

image text: a bubble message saying “yanggie you look like a little fuck hahaha! 😂😂😂😂”

#wayv #yangyang #weibo #e:sns #100321 #i’m dying #the second i saw this exchange i screenshotted and headed right here #i’ll post some other interactions later #weibo yangqis are so funny wtf

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fan: everybody keeps taking about how good qian kun is, but i think he’s a big bastard. every night his arm keeps pressing on my hair but he never apologizes, only kisses me and keeps on saying “baby don’t be mad”

kun: you calm down [linked image]

#SCREAMING…. HE HATES US #WEIBO FANS ARE WILD?????? #kun #wayv #140721 #e:sns #weibo

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fan: xu minghao, can you jump into my heart? 🥺🥺

the8: it’s too far 🤦‍♂️

#the8 #seventeen #weibo #220222 #e:sns

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kun: the sparrows outside the window ~ are sitting on the telephone pole and chattering 🐱 next line ~

(T/N: these are lyrics from jay chou’s 七里香, “common jasmine orange”)

fan: hi i don’t know

kun: hi bye

fan: you said this! it feels like summer

kun: the pencil in my hand~ moves back and forth on the paper

(T/N: these are the next few lines in the song)

fan: i thought this was your foot

kun: when i posted it i thought it was yangyang’s foot

other fan: hahahahahahaha so this is yangyang’s bed

kun: your reading comprehension is good 👍

#jay chou stan kun strikes again..... he knows the lyrics to jay chou’s discography better than his own.... #kun #wayv #weibo #e:sns #010521