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Kai: Is she going to be ok?
Elena: Yes, just keep applying pressure
Kai, leaning in closer to Y/n: If you die, Damon and I will have no supervision
Elena: Not like that!
Damon: It's true!
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Y/n, texting Caroline: Caroline! Help I'm being kidnapped.
Caroline: Where are you?
Y/n: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Caroline: I'll call Elena.
Elena, answering her phone: Hello?
Caroline: Where's Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Elena: Y/n? What you mean, they're right next to me-
Elena:
Elena: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Elena: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Damon: Please don't tell Elena.
Y/n: Oh, I'm not going to say a word.
Damon: You're going to make me tell her, aren't you?
Y/n: Loud and clear. And every nitty-gritty detail.
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Y/n: Go fuck yourself, Katherine!!!
Katherine: Oh, I will. And I’m going to think about you the whole time. *winks*
Elena, literally in the middle of biting a sandwich: What the fuck-?
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Elena: “Where's your empathy ? “
Y/n : “I have empathy ! “
Y/n: “That's the one where you care about people, right?”
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Y/n: Elena, I didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that.
Elena: You didn’t raise me…
Y/n: That’s what I just said.
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Elena: You know, Katherine gives Y/n flowers every day. I wish you'd do that too.
Damon: Okay.
*Later, the same day*
Damon: *gives Y/n flowers*
Y/n: ???
Elena: ???
Damon: I don't know, I'm confused as well
Katherine: Do that again and I will end you.
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Y/n: Well, atoms never touch each other. Since we are made of atoms, we have never touched anything our whole lives.
Elena: ......
Y/n: So, to answer your question, no, I didn't punch Damon in the face.
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Elena: Why would anyone want to punch Damon?
Y/n: Maybe they talked to him for longer than ten seconds.
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Kai: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?
Y/n: [Raises her hand] I do.
Elena, Stefan, Caroline, and Bonnie: [staring at her questionably]
Y/n: Oh come on! You guys don't wanna see where this lunatic lives?
Y/n: No offense.
Kai: It's alright, Y/n. I savor your bitterness like a sweet, rancid cream sauce.
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Y/n: *Gives a bouquet to Elena*
Elena: You know I'm allergic.
Y/n: That's the point.
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Elena: You actually rank your friends by their appearance?
Y/n: Calm down, n° 2.
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