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#elizabeth 'bessie' blout
turtlele · 5 months
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Kat: *sneaking in at 3am*
Catalina:*Flashes a lamp light toward her*And where were you?
Kat: um out with Anne
Anne:*swiveling around in a chair* wanna try again?
Kat: I meant Anna
Anna:*drops from the roof* Strike 2
Kat: Urgg! Fine! I was with Cathy!
Cathy:*appears from out of the couch* Oh Kat I know you can do better than that
Kat: Umm Maria?
Maria:*comes skating from the kitchen with the floor covered in soap* Really?
Kat: Bessie? Wait Maggie
Bessie and Maggie:*pops their heads from a plant*
Kat: Joan then
Joan:*Plays C minor on the keyboard*
Kat: Fine I give up-/ Wait a minute, Catalina's in Spain for the week. I know it's you Mary. We spent the day together
Mary:*takes off the wig* Congrats Kat you are by far the worst in lying
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turtlele · 5 months
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Maggie: Joan, remember that mailman that was fired? He didn't steal your playboys. Anne did
Anne: *standing up* Well a thunderstorm didn't break the window. ANNA DID!
Anna: CATHY HAS BROKEN 78 PLATES IN THREE MONTHS!
Cathy: KAT AND ANNA ARE DATING
Kat: CATALINA AND ANNE GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS
Catalina: BESSIE SET THE MAILMAN ON FIRE
Bessie: MARIA KILLED THE PIZZA GUY
Maria: JANE BROUGHT 13 CHILDREN HOME AND THEY MADE A MESS IN THE YARD
Jane: I want to get out of here
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turtlele · 5 months
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Blind date set up by Anne and Anna
Bessie: I'm a big country's fan
Maggie, trying to impress her: China is very large
Anna: Anne, please tell me you weren't that big of an idiot on your first date
Anne:...want me to say I was or want me to lie?
Catalina: She tried to pay the bill when she forgot to take it back from Lizzie.
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