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#incorrect six quotes
turtlele · 3 months
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Catalina: *Laying face down on the bar*
Cathy: So Anne said she liked you?
Catalina, muffled: Yeah
Cathy:...and you asked her to marry you?
Catalina: Yeah
Cathy:…and?! How’d she react?!
Catalina: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more
*Meanwhile*
Anne, kicking in the door to the Kat’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Kitty! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
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pikapals16 · 5 months
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dead tudor queens as things me and my acapella group said
yea we were hanging out after practice anddd shit happened. this is not in order but enjoy
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Queens: *sees sprinklers*
Chaos Trio: SPRINKLIES!
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Jane: Does your bladder still hurt?
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*in the parking lot*
Kat: MEMORYYYYY ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHTTTTTT
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Jane: I'm too mormon for this.
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Anna: I expect a lower rice purity test by TOMORROW
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Kat: I accidentally swiped right on someone I didn't wanna swipe right to
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*in reference to the BDSM test*
Lina: I don't know what's funnier. The 100% switch, or the fact that vanilla and experimentalist are the exact same percentage
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Lina: Who gets drunk at 4:30???
Anne: IT WAS ANNA'S IDEA
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*in reference to the rice purity test*
Anna, to Cathy: HOW DO YOU HAVE A LOWER SCORE THAN ME?!
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Kat: I've never been in an airplane bathroom. I don't want to.
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Anne: When I think of mile high club, I think "everything sexual"
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Anna: I mean, if your dating a really rich guy and it's his private jet, then yeah. That's hot.
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Cathy: I also find serial killers attractive
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Cathy: I almost said 2 rocks one bird
Kat: That's a chicken sandwich
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anne1522boleyn · 8 months
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Anne and Katherine excited for Autumn
Anne: I CANT BELIEVE ITS SEPTEMBER ALREADY!! LET’S GO GET A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE!!!
Katherine: AND WHERE LONG SLEEVES, STEP ON THE CRUNCHY LEAVES, AND DRINK HOT APPLE CIDER!!
Anne and Katherine: *run outside*
Anne: *crying, sweating, and holding her pumpkin spice latte* ITS TO HOT OUT HERE!! ITS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE FALL!!!
Katherine: *while also wearing long sleeves and holding her apple cider* *a tear running down her face* WHY SEPTEMBER!! WHY!!!
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woofberry · 1 month
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CaD au: Incorrect Quotes
Cathy: Hey guys, wanna play two truths and a lie?
Anne: Oh, sure, I’ll go first! I speak French, my eyes are brown, and I nearly got murdered and thrown into a river when I was eight!
Cathy: Uh… nice try, but you need to make it a little more complicated than that, Anne.
Jane, horrified: Cathy, her eyes are green.
Cathy:
Cathy: YOU NEARLY WHAT?
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little-miss-biatch · 6 months
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Boleyn, stubbing toe: fu-
Aragon: *glares, pointing to Howard* language!
Boleyn: -dge. Fudge.
Seymour: Not bad, Anne. You actually pulled it together.
Boleyn: fucking nailed it
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katherine-howy · 7 months
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Anna: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP- Jane: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE?? Anna: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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musicallypan · 1 year
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Jane: Again, we call that a traumatic event
Jane, turning to Cathy: Not a "bruh moment"
Jane, turning to Kat: Not a "major L"
Jane, turning to Anne: And definitely not an "OOF lmao"
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Anne: I didn’t understand why people care so much about their stupid kids until I had a kid of my own.
*holds up baby!Elizabeth*
Anne: I’ve only had Lizzie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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thebiggestboloser · 2 years
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Catalina: I just don’t like them, Jane
Jane (very used to Catalina’s parrleyn rants by this point in life) : I know
Catalina: I mean they’ve been alive hundreds of years
Jane: that is true, yes
Catalina: so many movies and tv shows based on them but the stories they tell about them in those are so much different to what they actually are in real life
Jane: okay… how is this relevant to-
Catalina: everyone thinks they’re some kind of romantic creatures but really they’re just monsters
Jane: … uhh… I thought you and Cathy had a good-
Catalina: and god the bites! And the marks they leave
Jane: I… are you sure you really want to be talking about this-
Catalina: they’re just so ugly too
Jane: Lina?!
Catalina: even Kat watches videos of them
Jane: WHAT??
Catalina: yeah, I can’t believe it either. They’re so weird, I hate vampires.
Jane:
Jane: Oh thank god.
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all-l-wanna-do · 19 hours
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Kitty: H-how do you ask someone out?  Anne: Well, first-  Lina: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.  Kitty: ...And you said yes?
from the generator
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turtlele · 5 months
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Take whose name?
*Henry and Anne fighting over Catalina in reincarnation*
Henrat: Catherine Tudor
Anne: Catalina Boleyn
Henrat: Catalina Tudor
Anne: Anne Aragon
Henrat:
Anne: I'll take her name. I don't care
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pikapals16 · 8 months
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Kat Pregnant?
Kat: I'm pregnant! Cathy: You're not pregnant! Lina: Wait who's pregnant? Kat: Me! Anna: Congratulations!!! Cathy: She's not pregnant! She just read a pamphlet. Lina: *snatches pamphlet* Give me that. Kat: Easy Lina, I'm with a c h i l d ! Cathy: You're not with a child! Anne: I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT Cathy: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN AUNT Anne: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike? Kat: *heavy breathing* Jane: Calm down Kat. Cathy: You're not pregnant. Kat: Then why am I so moody and nauseous?? Anna: I think it's the morning sickness. Cathy: Kat. Cathy: You're gay.
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anne1522boleyn · 6 months
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The Queens decorating:
Anne: I’m so excited to put the Christmas decorations up!!
Katherine: I know I’ve been buying so many cute ornaments to put on the tree!!
Catherine and Jane: *walk into the room*
Catherine: um… don’t you girls think it’s a little to early for the Christmas decorations?
Jane: yeah shouldn’t we wait til next month?
Anne and Katherine: NOPE!!
Anna: *starts playing the Christmas music*
Catherine and Anne: *walk into the room*
Catherine: ok Queens I found the old Christmas decorations!!
Anne: and I got the angel for the tree!!
Everyone: *puts the Christmas decorations up*
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trickarrows-bishop · 2 years
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the six queen as lawyers. yeah. that's the post today.
aragon: take a chill pill, your honour.
boleyn: your honour, quick question- am i winning?
seymour: in all respect, your honour, i googled it twice, and-
cleves: eat my ass, your honour. you just had to be there to understand where my client is coming from.
kathy: okay, first of all, that was rude-
cathy: but, your honour, hips don't lie.
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Why is it that in every single SIX fanfic I'm writing, I always end up making Anne suffer the most out of everyone- it's always either Anne, or Katheryn..and sometimes Seymour, just not as often...Idk, its just a weird trend I noticed in my writing, lol
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katherine-howy · 1 month
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Catalina: O Anne: What? Catalina: Don’t read into that. Anne: But I will read into that. Catalina: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER! Anne: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? Catalina: Dude, really? Catalina: It’s a fucking letter. Anne: It could stand for something! Catalina: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE! Anne: Like Oppression! Or worse… Catalina: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/ Anne: Optometrist. Catalina: Oh my God…
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