#evanxthephantomxstanley

[dearspidey]

@evanxthephantomxstanley

They’d been doing this for a while now, Peter showing up around lunch time most days to share a meal and the more time he spent with Evan, the more he grew to like him. Today, he’d picked up lunch on his way in, balancing a couple of drinks and two takeout boxes of food in his hands as he stepped through the door to his office with a smile, in his street clothes rather than the suit this time.

“Hey, how’s it going? I picked up a couple sandwiches from down the street, hope you like turkey, I wasn’t sure what to get. I also grabbed––” He paused, looking up from the items balanced in his hands to meet Evan’s eyes. “Is everything okay?”

#evanxthephantomxstanley

[irxnchild]

@evanxthephantomxstanley

“-And that’s the tea, Sis.” 

#evanxthephantomxstanley #I don't care if that's not the slang in the future #I need this

[metalarmmantm-archive]

@evanxthephantomxstanley gets a random thing bc i am drunk

“You want me to rub your back ’til you fall asleep?”

#( this is gospel for the fallen ones | conversations. ) #evanxthephantomxstanley

[thenamesallison]

all of the munday meme

MUNDAY MEME

Send one of the following to ask the mun: 

really??

🍐 - How many shipshave you considered but rejected for your muse?

I don’t know the number, but I don’tthink more than five.  

🍊 - What are your favourite genres of threads? Fluff? Angst? Etc

It depends on my mood, but actionand angst tend to be my favorite. Fluff is a close third. 

🍎 - If you had to chose a new faceclaim for your muse, who wouldyou pick?

I literally only see HaileeSteinfeld as Ally to the point that I didn’t want to pick an older FC for postEndgame stuff. I’d have to actually research for a possible replacement. 

🍋 - Does your muse complain about things to you? If so, what?

She complains when she’s boredbecause it’s usually a result of me being offline all day. 

🍌 - What drew you into the fandom in the first place?

I saw The Avengers and there was noturning back. In terms of the RP fandom, I accidentally followed a Tony ask RPblog on my fandom blog thinking it was just a Tony stan blog and got intriguedby the whole concept. 

🍉 - If you considered a time travel thread, when would your muse go?

Ohhh, I think Ally would love to goto the past. The future sounds enticing, but she doesn’t want to know what lifehas in store for her. She’d probably stay somewhat in current history—no goingback to the 1800s—but maybe to the sixties? There was so much happeningculturally that changed not only the country, but the world. Or maybe the earlyseventies so she could watch a moon landing. 

🍓 - What’s your sweetest rp experience so far? 

I have a lot of sweet rpexperiences! The first one that came to mind, though, was when @danielcooperrp and I wrote Ally and Daniel’s wedding and we both cried.

🍇 - Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum atyou?

Yep.

🍒 - How many friends do you have on here?

A bunch! I don’t have a quantifiable number. 

🍍 - How many drafts are you stalling with this meme?

Technically not stalling I’m atwork, but I think I have 3-5 drafts on me currently. 

🥝 - If you couldtravel anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Australia or Israel 

🍅 - Have you ever had a case of mistaken identity for your muse oranother?

No! Surprisingly, even today whenshe’s more popular, not many people use Hailee Steinfeld as a face claim, so Idon’t tend to get mistaken for anyone else. The only sort of case of this is whenpeople refer to her as Allison Stark, because that’s not her name, but I don’tget mad about that (Ally used to but not anymore). 

🍆 - How much sin appears on your dash every day?

Honestly, not too much during theweek, but Sundays are wild. 

🥒 - Are youthinking about reviving old muses? Who?

I keep trying to get into my otherOC, Ryder, but he’s a hard muse to lock down for me.

🥕 - What do youthink about the current theme trends?

I think they’re stupid. I mean, youdo you and all of that, but for me aesthetics are not the be all end all of rping.Writing is. Plus I find it annoying when I can’t find links to anything on yourtheme/the buttons blend in. Just make things easy to navigate.

🌽 - Is there a fandom you’re too intimidated to join?

No. 

🌶 - Do you findyour muse attractive? 

It’s almost weird because she’slike my child, but yeah she’s gorgeous. 

🥔 - What’s thedumbest mistake you’ve made in rp?

Putting all my eggs into onebasket. 

🥜 - What’s thenuttiest thread you’ve ever had?

Ally getting both her arms rippedoff by a witch was pretty nutty. Or her getting killed by a shapeshifter onlyto be revived by an angel.

#outoftheair #evanxthephantomxstanley

[thebookofsands]

@evanxthephantomxstanley cont. from x

“Rhee I love you but are you kidding me? Wake up we wore Floralmania last month. You still have it? My technicolor baroque came in yesterday. I got it custom made into a tracksuit.” 

Rhee placed her hand to her chest.

“Oh my god. I almost committed a serious faux pas. I can’t believe myself. I’m cancelled, Evan!”

#evanxthephantomxstanley

[madebythejungle]

1-10 of the kinky questions

A soft hum escaped John’s lips, his head cocking to the side just a touch. “Kitchen counter. Uh… Haven’t had any sexual encounters. I think Batman would be pretty great in bed, not that I’d know if he was or not,” he started, head cocking to the side just a touch as he thought. “Really slow kisses actually get me kind of squirmy. Like… If someone takes ten minutes just to kiss me once? Wow. I don’t think there’s anywhere I wouldn’t have sex at least once. Can’t answer number six either… I saw M’Baku pick up a really big rock and it made me horny and I don’t really know why? I don’t… I’m not big on restraints. But if I had to choose something, probably some kind of soft fabric, so it doesn’t hurt. Quickest way to turn me on??? Probably letting your fingertips brush against my skin, or something. And then, I guess, uh… I’ll do whatever my partner wants me to. Top or bottom, doesn’t really matter to me.”

#i still haven't written smut on this account so he's just like a virgin in his main verse #evanxthephantomxstanley #ic ﹥ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴇs; ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɴɢʟᴇ ( answers )

[axonsfiring]

@evanxthephantomxstanley

“Okay is a strong word. I’d say they’re tolerable. They’re too affluent and too cowardly to disown me on prejudice alone. Mom’s always been better about it. Dad’s quiet, but the man can’t hide a facial expression to save his goddamn life.”

#THAT DAMN INBOX THING IS HAPPENING TO ME #evanxthephantomxstanley #v: sing me like a choir (main) #lol dont look at my verses page it's wrong

[jcmesbuckybcrnes-arc]

@evanxthephantomxstanley liked this for a starter!

“I really should say how much I appreciate you more often.”

#( i'm twisting allegories now | closed starters ) #evanxthephantomxstanley #( had to have high high hopes for a living | queue )

[jigensass]

@evanxthephantomxstanley wanted to ask.....

"Why do people keep writing articles about my ass? They think just because my suit is form fitting and white that it's...how do you say this?" He holds up the article on his phone. "Bootylicous...aff? What's af?"

Stephen's expression was blank for a moment while trying to find a good response. "Well that is either a bot or a 10 year old wrote that. Read it carefully. It's jibberish." He leaned back and sipped his tea.

"My advice? Get a Cloak. Why do you think no one talks about me? Also no one cares about Mystical Buddhist Warriors like they care about ripped Norse Gods."

#evanxthephantomxstanley

[themaximoffway-blog]

"Pietro, why are you over there when I'm in a perfectly comfy bed made for two?"

&& * EVAN * && | has caught the attention of one speedy boi

“ WELL, YOU SEE, I HAD NOT PROPERLY RECEIVED AN INVITATION PRIORR TO THE SLEEPINGG ARRANGEMENT, “ Pietro smirked as he eyed the other & propped his legs up on the side table in front of where he was seated. “ How was I to know thaat I had been welcomed ?? “

#evanxthephantomxstanley #& *c:EVAN #&& * PIETRO * Im freaking QUICKSILVER!! and you can eat my freaking dust #& *answered:

[dearspidey]

@evanxthephantomxstanley from x

“Well, I don’t think he can help it when he’s so hot and smart. It’s a recipe for disaster when it comes to having a crush on a guy like that.” Evan sighed dramatically. “He’s just such a big dummy and that’s so hot to me.”

“Being a dummy is hot now? Well, my life just got a whole lot easier.” He snorted. “Won’t my baddies be excited to learn I’m super hot now, huh? Heh, they’re gonna be so mad when they find out!”

#evanxthephantomxstanley #peter: calls his alter ego stupid then calls himself stupid #double dumb means double hot right?

[shellheadtmarc]

I only just started following you and I find it's your Anniversary of Womb Emancipation! Hap!

it’s true, you have arrived on the day i clawed my way free from hell.  thank you!!

it’s my party and i’ll shitpost if i want to : @evanxthephantomxstanley

#evanxthephantomxstanley #⚛ (protocol: answered) / i stole the keys from the sky #⚛ (protocol: ooc asks) / hey big spender spend a little time with me #⚛ (array: mun) / she's so hard to please but she's a forest fire #// ajsdlfsd when u think u funny but u not

[metalarmmantm-archive]

@evanxthephantomxstanley​ continued from here

Bucky’s eyes closed as he leaned in to Evan’s touch, still smiling. His breath released, head burrowing in to the other’s neck and humming happily. “Well then you’re stuck with me for quite a while.”

#( this is gospel for the fallen ones | conversations. ) #evanxthephantomxstanley

[danielcooperrp]

All of the munday meme

🍐 - How many ships have you considered but rejected for your muse?Not that many. 🍊 - What are your favourite genres of threads? Fluff? Angst? EtcThings that are plot-heavy. Give me that sweet, sweet story.🍎 - If you had to chose a new faceclaim for your muse, who would you pick?Maybe Ben Platt?🍋 - Does your muse complain about things to you? If so, what?Not really. 🍌 - What drew you into the fandom in the first place?@thenamesallison​🍉 - If you considered a time travel thread, when would your muse go?He would want to go back in time to stop Hydra from ever inserting itself into S.H.I.E.L.D., but since he knows that that’s not how time travel works, he’d probably like to go back and meet Marie Curie. 🍓 - What’s your sweetest rp experience so far? Yeah probably the wedding with @thenamesallison​. I wrote a surprise wedding. I’m fucking romantic as shit. 🍇 - Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum at you?No, but if you’ve thrown a tantrum at @thenamesallison​, there is a non-zero chance that the person responding to you was actually me lmao🍒 - How many friends do you have on here?Quite a few!🍍 - How many drafts are you stalling with this meme?Two.🥝 - If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?Italy.🍅 - Have you ever had a case of mistaken identity for your muse or another?Not that I know of.🍆 - How much sin appears on your dash every day?NOT. ENOUGH.🥒 - Are you thinking about reviving old muses? Who?No.🥕 - What do you think about the current theme trends?I mean, do you, I guess, but I’d rather focus my energy on my muse’s personal development than on the aesthetic of the blog. Also, STOP MAKING IS SO HARD TO FIND YOUR FUCKING ABOUT PAGES JESUS CHRIST🌽 - Is there a fandom you’re too intimidated to join?No.🌶 - Do you find your muse attractive? 10/10 would bang🥔 - What’s the dumbest mistake you’ve made in rp?Starting lmao🥜 - What’s the nuttiest thread you’ve ever had?One time @thenamesallison and I had our genders swapped by a grayface.

#evanxthephantomxstanley #ask #mun

[thenamesallison]

Happy womb emancipation celebration

lol it truly was a womb emancipation i was a c-section baby 

and thank you!! 

#outoftheair #evanxthephantomxstanley

[thebookofsands]

//Okay but someone hearing @evanxthephantomxstanley and Rhee’s Texan accents as they discuss Gucci’s new designs. 

#evanxthephantomxstanley #dash commentary