#evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Best part about hyperfixations? If I get sad, simply look at the source of my fixation. Boom instant serotonin. It's like a life cheat code

#started getting sad about my mom again #then i saw a malenia gif #i forgot for a solid 5 minutes why i was sad #is this escapism? probably #is it working? yes #evening rambles with baerry #we stay silly

[baerryjj]

#found the fromsoft text generator #..wonderful #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #evening rambles with baerry #i love technology!

[baerryjj]

There's something about Malenias hair in the cinematic that makes my heart go fucking batshit. Every aspect about her is so cool and beautiful to me, but there's something about soft, wavy LONG hair that makes me go absolutely fucking feral. I WANT to run my fingers though it and it's illegal I CAN'T

#elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #AAAAGH LOOK AT IT #id braid the shit out of that #id hold her and caress rhe hell outa that hair #anyways sorry for being gay😔💯 #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Fandom artists are the only mfs in the world that will see a character like this and draw them like that. Get fucking blorbofied loser

#self callout #they're just a little guy fr <33 #evening rambles with baerry #elden ring

[baerryjj]

Not to b that guy but I've low-key not been vibing w she pronouns no more ...idk they don't feel like they fit me anymore yk? Like I grew out old shoes or some shit. Gay ass metaphor but point is I'd like to be referred to as they/them from now LMAOOO I'm still demigirl and lesbian just mostly they from now on. I'm more comfortable with it.

#hhgggh ive been thinking about this for a while #never said anything tho cus everyone got used to calling me she #but its gotten lowkey uncomfortable when i see myself from a girl perspective #dont get me wrong ill still probably make jokes about being one but they're just sillies yk #i understand if ppl mess up dw i completely understand but #if it helps idk just imagine some raccoon #im no person just raccoon #the raccon is genderless and it fucking loves women #anyways i call my girl EDM the way i banger #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Malenia brainrot thought of the day #839393;

Malenia has a very quiet voice. Her volume control sucks ass in most domestic situations, cus even when she's trying to be heard she'll often end up accidentally mumbling. None of her subordinates actually dare say anything about it tho, instead they'll look at Miquella hoping he can speak up for her. He's basically her official translator.

Malenia: ~~~....~~... ~ ?

"??"

Malenia: I said...~~~...~~....~~?

"????????"

Miquella: she asked for no pickles

#literally self projecting don't mind me #me and malenia suffering from the 'im sorry i cant hear you what'd you say' social awkwardness #stinky lil headcanons yeh #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #miquella the unalloyed #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

W rizz

#guys i think she likes meeee #oh em geee 🤭🤭 #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #evening rambles with baerry #ai voice thingy

[baerryjj]

HEYOO

Can we have some random bit of lore about your ocs??

Here's a cookie as a bribe: 🍪

BIM, ELLO GOOD SIR, n yes you may :))

I'll lore dump a bit abt Jhomara the Depraved Perfumer, since they mostly exist purely in my brain rn

Jhomara ,born in Leyndell as daughter to a whore and an unwanting father, she was discreetly abandoned in the shunning grounds as a baby; in hopes her existence was forgotten. Unfortunately for her father, who felt his reputation would tarnish from having a child, she lived and was raised under the care of a fellow omen who called herself Inenphaye. She was taught about the Lands Between and the Erdtree, and fostered a deep hate for the golden order. She also, developed a weird fixation on the demigods, specifically on the idea that their blood could grant divinity.

Then, when Inenphaye had inevitably died, she found herself wandering astray. A completely savage ,manipulatable, yet highly intelligent child emerged on the streets of Leyndell around the time of the shattering; she was perfect as cannon fodder, and was taught the ways of perfumers. It didn't take her long to figure out whose side she was fighting on, and it didn't take her long to fight against them.

She now wanders astray once more with only one goal in mind, to drink the blood of the divine.

Thank you for asking!!! Also here, a baguette in return 🥖

#oof turned out a bit longer than i thought but hey lore dump <3 HDKDMD #also her lore might be subject to change tbh #Inenphaye was a concept for an omen oc who served in the battle of aeonia but thats changed too xD #holy shit i havent user xD in so long #nature is healing #elden ring #elden ring ocs #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Btw I made a persona 🤝 they're a little silly

#idk what compelled to make them a ringmaster #but they're silly! #persona #oc art #evening rambles with baerry #art #raccoon posting

[baerryjj]

I FUCKING LOVE LONG HAIR!! ITS PEAK CHARACTER DESIGN!! I LOVE WHEN HAIR IS SO LONG IT WATERFALLS OVER CHAIRS N SHIT!! I LOVE WHEN HAIR TRAILS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR !!! ITS SO PRETTY!!

#flynn rider made this post #ok but legit i love long hair character design so much ARG #i love drawing it too #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Man I forgot this accounts passed a year old now! Gah damn sm shit happens in a year💀💀 I love you all little silly people on Tumblr dot com Ty for sticking by my silly gay ass <33

#i love my mutuals :)) #they're my buddies #and they're cool #kisses muah muah #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Good morning gaymers everyone say hi to my stinky lil Albinauric oc, Circe. Might lore dump about her later <3

#my lil menace to society<3 #malenia raised her well #elden ring #elden ring ocs #ocs #evening rambles with baerry #shes been my fixation for the last couple of days #she has an entire boss fight and theme

[baerryjj]

Do u guys remember when I used to post? Crazy

Tenga midol

#idk im still alive chat #just busy and uhhhhh not creatively doing well i guess #my life is great i just have no artistic motivation as of late #idk it'll come back eventually #(MIYAZAKI NEED THE DLC PLEASEEEEEEE #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

tarnished oc drop , her name is Lonnie :)) (sh is not good at fighting(imnotgoodateldenring))

#she n Eleanora made out btw #They broke up tho #Eleanora tried to eat her #(Lonnies half dragon🫶) #jus ur casual breakup tho #lonnie falls for every person they see shes used to it (totallynotself projecting) #ill lore dump abt her one day #evening rambles with baerry

[baerryjj]

Me: Hey brain. I wanna draw. Can you come up with something not stupid???

Brain: No. fuck you. Write.

Me: But I wanna draw rn

Brain: ratio + no one cares + no one asked + your mom's a whore + suck my dick + die

Me: okay. Asshole. Writing time then

Brain: Okay. Cool.

Me:

Brain:

Brain: so remember when you wanted to draw?? Yeah here's fucking every idea under the goddamn sun lmao

Me: Im gonna light you on fire .

#help #help help help AAAAA #why does tjis happen #incoherent sobs #the sobs are especially incoherent this time of day #wails. even. #shitpost #evening rambles with baerry #its not evening but its my special little shitpost tag

[baerryjj]

Can't stop thinking about your nsfw twitter description. We do need a slur for Malenia simps. Rotfuckers? Sorry that sounds metal as fuck. We need more suggestions.

Shout-out to @patchesenthusiast for giving me that role on his server literally trendsetter

Yea rotfuckers goes hard as hell. That's it. We're definitely rotfuckers 👍

#hugging tentacles w the banger take #asks! #evening rambles with baerry