#evocation specialization: hope halko

[biteyourcrush]

"I'll tell you all Joy's monstersona for the price of a single corn chip."

HOPE NO-

#ic #evocation specialization: hope halko #dash commentary #I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD TAG CRACK OR NOT

[fourthhopebesthope]

@royalreef​ because it’s time to sort this shit out.

Hope paused- her quips dying on her lips as warning bells went off. You die enough times, and you start to get a sense for a situation that probably isn’t great.

It didn’t take much to realize that Miranda was absolutely terrified- usually these encounters happened where Polly and Vera and the rest of the Coven were around to draw some attention away. Up to this very moment, she thought Miranda had just been taking that shtick just a tad too far in order to be mean.

But here she was. Staring her down like death themselves had come for them, and not in the fun way they do on wine night. She blinked once, and- very slowly and carefully, leaned against the wall in a casual manner, arms at her side and keeping her body language open.

She did her best to repress a sigh. This was gonna be a whole afternoon.

“Alright, what do you think my plans are, then? What do you think I’m going to do to you that’s got you so worked up?”

The ‘why the hell would I want to replace you?’ went unsaid- as much as this annoyed her, now probably wasn’t the time to go off about how shitty the Merkingdom and Miranda’s future career seemed.

#ic #evocation specialization : hope halko #i'm my own evil twin not yours : miranda vanderbilt #royalreef #cw : psychosis #cw : delusions #cw : paranoia

[biteyourcrush]

@royalreef replied: She is putting down a full BAG of cornchips.

"Well, you see-"

She is SNATCHING the bag, hopping on her broom and GUNNING IT- HAHA GET HEISTED, FISH GIRL! COVEN SOLIDARITY, you THOUGHT she'd betray Joy like that! HAH!

#ic #evocation specialization: hope halko #divine right of queens : miranda vanderbilt #royalreef #hope vc: hmm feeling kinda snacky. time to heist the fish princess.

[biteyourcrush]

"The only trouble with a Coven Polycule is that it would require a CERTAIN SOMEONE to get over her hang-ups about Grace's death."

Now THAT'S some juicy lore.

#ic #evocation specialization: hope halko #dash commentary #fun fact: if I hadn't gone with my current vicky lore #i would be 100% behind her secretly being Grace #alas and alack 'twas simply not meant to be

[biteyourcrush]

"Oz got ass?"

"Oz got ass~"

"Oz got ass..."

"... This was in question? Y'all don't have eyes???"

#ic #sanguine humour : vicky schmidt #the chosen one : aaravi mishra #dash commentary #shipper on deck : zoe #evocation specialization: hope halko #melancholic humour : oz #THE LAST THING I POST BEFORE I DISAPPEAR AT THE FURRY CONVENTION #WISH ME LUCK #CONGRATS ON THE ASS OZ

[biteyourcrush]

Faith claps for a moment "Good job Hope, you've managed the impossible."

"ZOE I NEED TO BORROW ONE OF YOUR POSES!"

"Already on it, boss!"

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

SHE'S FUCKIN INVINCIBLE!!!!

#ic #evocation specialization: hope halko #shipper on deck : zoe #they make the best familiars : faith fernandez #chaosmultiverse #HOPE GOIN SSJ ON THE POWER OF GETTING JOY TO TAKE A BREAK

[biteyourcrush]

Oh, what's this? Hope seems to be... putting together some sort of "Apology Fruit Basket", with a little hand written note. Wonder what it says?

"Oz,

I am so very sorry our coven leader is an emotionally constipated moron. Please don't take her martyr complex personally- she's just Like That. As both a token of my appreciation for being one of the nicer boys around, as well as a low-key plea not to go complete supervillain and probably bring around Fifth Hope, I've made this fruit basket. Admittedly, I don't know if you do actually eat, but the artful arrangement could make for a nice still life, or maybe you can compost it all and take up some gardening.

Kindest Regards and Please Don't Turn Evil,

Hope Halko"

#ic #evocation specialization: hope halko #dash commentary #melancholic humour : oz #hifimuses

[biteyourcrush]

"I'm going to FUCKING RIOT-"

#ic #evocation specialization: hope halko #bippity boppity boops : joy johnson johjima #J O Y #spkyscry #hope vc: DID NONE OF THE LESSONS OF THE WEEK ABOUT BEING NICE TO YOURSELF STICK?!?!? #she is Big Mad here fellas

[biteyourcrush]

“-fix that one line error, and presto-change-o, we’re BACK ONLINE, BABY!”

“FINALLY! I’ve missed you too much, internet!”

“Can ONE of you nerds explain why it took THIS LONG for you to figure out what the hell was wrong with this idiot website? I MISSED VALENTINE’S DAY WITH MY WIFE BECAUSE OF YOU!”

“Debilitating depression!”

“... you sure that’s the right expression to match your statement there, sparky?”

#ic #lmfao guess who's back on this hellsite now that it's LITERALLY WORKING ON MY COMPUTER AGAIN NOW #been gone too long #sanguine humour : vicky schmidt #evocation specialization : hope halko #shipper on deck : zoe #the chosen one : aaravi mishra

[biteyourcrush]

#ooc #dash commentary #crack #evocation specialization : hope halko #bippity boppity boops : joy johnson-johjima #they make the best familiars : faith fernandez #shipper on deck : zoe #YEAH I CRANKED THIS OUT IN LIKE TEN MINUTES WHAT OF IT

[biteyourcrush]

“Oh my goddess he fucking exploded.”

#ic #dash commentary #crack #evocation specialization : hope halko #RIP DMITRI YOU WON'T BE MISSED

[biteyourcrush]

^Planning on how she’s going to gaslight Joy into thinking she’s cracked and that Juan still looks normal to everyone else so she can guarantee that Joy will take a break.

#ic #dash commentary #crack #evocation specialization : hope halko #bippity boppity boops : joy johnson-johjima #if hope is gaslight #and joy is clearly girlboss #does this make faith gatekeep? #what is she gatekeeping? #REVEAL UNTO ME YOUR SECRETS

[biteyourcrush]

She can sense your presence, Joy.

SHE IS APPROACHING AT AN ALARMING RATE, JOY-

#ic #evocation specialization : hope halko #bippity boppity boops : joy johnson-johjima #spkyscry #dash commentary #DA GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[biteyourcrush]

@atropaanimus​ replied: Boba here. Milo knows an angry drinking buddy when they see one. "Care to vent, hun?" 

She is snatching that boba and taking a swig of it like she’s a blue collar worker after a long day on a job at the bar.

“Normally I’d probably have something snarky to say about showing up in my bedroom, but honestly I’m so fucking done today- I SWEAR there’s got to be some glitch in the system about our EMA level.”

She’s swinging her legs so she’s now sitting instead of lying face down, taking another sip before pointing the drink at Milo like it’s a laser pointer.

“Like- and you know this better than most, but I’ve died THREE FUCKING TIMES to our villains! THREE! That is NOT “Equally Matched Aggression”, so someone fucking explain what’s going on here, or so help me I’m going to START matching aggression with whoever’s in fucking charge of this shit!”

#ic #evocation specialization : hope halko #but it refused : milo belladonna #HONESTLY this could even be a plot point #why DO the coven keep getting matched up with nemeses that keep icing Hopes?

[biteyourcrush]

Hope sits up, wide eyed and a little sweaty.

“Some poor idiot is asking Joy for relationship advice, I can feel it-”

#ic #dash commentary #crack #but barely #evocation specialization : hope halko #bippity boppity boops : joy johnson-johjima #spkyscry #NO OZ DON'T DO IT #BUT DON'T ASK HOPE EITHER SHE'S GOT HER OWN TRAIL OF BROKEN HEARTS TOO #just not... VILLAINOUS ones

[biteyourcrush]

@hifimuses​ replied: Oz knocks on Hope's door. "Hey um..Hope? You seem  pretty upset. Do you need to talk about it?" Ever since dating Joy, him and Hope have seemed to be closer friends. 

The knocking rouses Hope from her frustrations, and as Oz’s voice muffles its way through the door, a thought occurs. A pretty important one.

She rolls off her bed, walking over (still slumped from the utter exhaustion of the day) before she pulls her door open.

“Hey, bud- sorry, didn’t realize you were over. Hope my frustrations didn’t... interrupt anything? Actually, I don’t wanna know- the less I know about Joy’s sex life the better sometimes.”

She sighs, leaning against the door frame.

“Anyhow- hey, actually there’s some important things I probably need to talk to you about, re: getting involved in with Joy, and thusly the Coven by extension- have a second?”

#ic #evocation specialization : hope halko #melancholic humour : oz #hifimuses #hope vc: okay oz i'm about to explain to you how supervillains are SUPPOSED to work #and how we've been continually shafted on that front from the beginning