#fearne stays unparalleled

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fearne: do you want to come into my bed.... 😏 cuddle for warmth 😘 i wont hurt you i promise 😉

fearne, having succeeded: okay now that you're in my bed.... we can get down to business.... 😉😉😉

fearne: you know that sword we traded u for passage. i kind of want it back :( or can i at least say bye to it :(((

#relatable tbh #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e73 #cr liveblogging #fearne #scene #shitpost #ICONS ONLY #fearne stays unparalleled

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Fearne Facing Down A Raging Werewolf Friend "Im Going To Cast Daylight" Calloway remains unparalleled.

#fearne is great and powerful and i love her and also. nice. #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e39 #cr liveblogging #fearne stays unparalleled #fearne #chetney

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i like to think that canonically, every night fearne finishes her watch and, looking at the sleeping faces of her friends, stretches and goes "okay, what do i want to do". will she draw smiley faces on their brain? will she press random buttons on their body and/or sniff them? will she silently watch them sleep with a rock? a girl needs her mischief fufillment each night!

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e24 #fearne #fearne stays unparalleled #shitpost #oh my god i adore her so much #cr liveblogging

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incomparable Fearne energy of being mid battle and going "this is SO rude, we are VERY busy and we do NOT have time for this, can you please state your intentions and business so we can resolve it quickly-" to some horrifying evil orb-eyed monstrosities

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e23 #fearne #shitpost #fearne stays unparalleled #scene

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look i know this is an imogen stan account but we GOTTA give fearne creds for the earthbind and the scorching rays !!! the noose around delilah? and without taking a single damage point? fearne calloway you will always be famous

i was so deeply distracted through so mhch of this fight i apologize if i completely forgot to reblog or make fearne posts because GOOD GOD, YES, HOLY SHIT. the FIRE- the flameseeed! The initial fire was hers, and then, the scorching rays, the branches up in flames

The NOOSE, around delilahs neck, holding her down, damage-free.

Fearne looked at Delilah and said "we made a promise, bitch." and she FUCKING MEANT IT, FEARNE STAYS UNPARALLELED.

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e37 #fearne #fearne stays unparalleled #(one of my actual tags yes) #spar speaks #ask away! #AHHHHHHHH #side note have i branded myself as an imogen stan account is this something that happened #oops #whoopsie

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Fearne, covered in blood, flanked by a horrifically beat up and bloodied Chetney and Orym, @ a panicked Imogen, with full sincerity: "We were just gonna come down there, actually, to make sure you were okay-"

#this feels right id expect nothing else from fearne #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e40 #cr liveblogging #fearne #fearne stays unparalleled #shitpost #scene

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Fearne in full view of the middle of the room, spinning around, stage-whispering to Ashton: 👀 I think we are SO hidden right now 👀

#in retrospect fearne high on mushrooms is.... the same as always huh #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e42 #cr liveblogging #fearne #fearne stays unparalleled #shitpost

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So at this point, if we were to actually plan out these rodent Fearne infiltrations (inFearniltrations?) i think the steps look something like:

- fearne becomes rodent, goes off

- fearne, as rodent, gets stuck under door

- ???????????????

- patented Fearne™ charm™ (of the cute kind? of the confusing kind? of the "my fuckbuddy, a werewolf" kind? who knows)

- ??????????????????????

- somewhere in here a silently panicking Imogen checks in and gets the Most Concerning update in the Calmest Tone known to fey.

- ?????????????????????????????????

- success (????)

#i think its a pretty foolproof plan. i approve. #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e25 #cr liveblogging #fearne #shitpost #fearne stays unparalleled

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Fearne having really good perception is absolutely hilarious bc it means she sees SO many things and Simply Chooses to process none of them. Intentional no thoughts head empty. She percieves the world and immediately discards all thoughts about it other than "That is an object I would like to steal." Icon.

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e16 #LOVE THIS FOR HER #fearne #cr liveblogging #shitpost #fearne stays unparalleled

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"Im a self made man-"

"Yeah, I can't imagine how many people you had to kill to get here" *polite laughter*

*polite laughter* "-anyway"

#fearne stays unparalleled #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e13 #fearne #shitpost #scene #cr liveblogging

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Fearne: well, i saw a lot of blue

Fearne: maybe some land masses

Fearne: also a creature with big eyes that I think tried to eat me

Fearne: thats when I tried to head back

Fearne: anyway so I don't think that's where we need to be

#critical role #cr spoilers #c3e19 #fearnes explanations of things stay unparalleled #shitpost #fearne #scene #cr liveblogging