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I've had my fun. Y'all mfs turn now.
MC: I'm sorry I let you go.
Nicky: *scowls*
MC: it's just, we've been cuddling for 12 hours, baby. I needed to pee.
Nicky: *scowls harder*
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MC, at Nicky's funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: ofc. *leaves*
MC, leaning over Nicky's coffin: ok listen here u little shit. I know you're not dead.
Nicky: yea, no shit.
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Nicky: you can't make everyone likes you, you're not MC.
Ralph: what? Not everyone likes MC.
Nicky: who doesn't?
Ralph:
Nicky: NAMES RALPHIE I NEED NAMES
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MC: someone take me to art museum and make out with me.
Nicky: but they said not to touch the masterpiece.
MC: well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.
Officer Conway, on a walkie talkie: this is Conway, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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MC: Nicky, can you help me with the zipper?
Nicky: sure thing, toots.
MC:
MC: Up, Nicky.
Nicky: oh, right.
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Nicky: I'm this close to falling in love with MC.
Chris: your finger tips are touching.
Nicky: exactly.
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MC: I love murder mysteries!
Nicky, tryna impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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MC: Nicky has a good heart.
Vito: yes, I've noticed you staring at his good heart.
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Nicky, covers MC's eyes: guess who?
Nicky: he's gorgeous and adorable.
Nicky: and he's gonna get very mad if you get it wrong.
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Vito: what are they doing?
Nicky: being MC, the kindest, most logical, beautiful-
Vito: YES WE KNOW YOU LOVE THEM, STOP
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MC: hey, your cousin Nicky is cute.
Chris: *gives the stare*
MC: it's a joke.
*at the wedding*
Chris, giving his best man speech: and then they told me it was a joke.
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MC: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Nicky: Ralph you heard 'em. Stop scaring them.
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Took a little break from the Arcana hell
so have some monster men
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Sage: Are you gonna talk to Elanor?
Felix: No! I’m way too nervous. I wouldn’t know where to start.
Anisa: Well, how about starting by saying hello?
Felix: That’s too risky. It would probably come out as “I want to father your children.”
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Sage: What the hells is up with Anisa?? Why is she so mad?
Felix: Because I have outdone you.
Sage: Don't compare yourself to me, that's an impossible task, but continue.
Felix: I've gotten so good that I've started ruining relationships for other people. Anisa went on a date, right? We had Starsworn drills to do the next day so I figured she'd get back early, go to to sleep early. So I fell asleep and woke up at like 2am and I had this horrid nightmare that I was in the middle of a desert so I was unbelievably parched.
Sage: .......
Felix: So I go to the kitchen to get some water. Now the thing is... I don't sleep with clothes on. I mean, nobody's awake!
Sage: 👁👄👁
Felix: I get to the kitchen, grab the water decanter, sit it on the counter. That's when I hear the front door unlock... Now I had a game time decision to make. I had three options. Either 1. I'm going to jump over the counter which I don't have the physical ability to do. It has stuff all over it so no. Or 2. I'm going to start running towards the only opening WHICH IS TOWARDS THE FRONt DOOR which means they're about to have a naked me doing a U-turn in front of 'em. Showing off every angle. Or 3. The option that I took. Was that I grabbed the glass water pitcher... And I hid in the kitchen nook and I tried to cover myself with the pitcher...
Sage: *about to bust out laughing*
Felix: So I'm standing in the corner like a naked gremlin. And Annie walks in and she turns on the lights. And then her date walks in behind her and it's that moment that I realize... that this water pitcher IS SEE THROUGH!.... I don't know if you know how water and glass works. But at that point, I'm just sitting there MAGNIFYING MY DONG! ... The date looks mortified. Annie though, without missing a beat , I guess she was drunk, just goes "Hey Felix!" and then walks to her room like this was nothing out of the ordinary. And I just watch her date be like "... Oh, okay... Oh my gods." And just kinda follow Anisa to her room.
Sage: *about to piss himself laughing*
Felix: Now, I'm not gonna say that like that relationship ending was my fault... But I haven't seem them back at Fathom since and I feel bad okay.
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Felix: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Anisa: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Sage: Smad.
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Stranger: Aw, he's so cute
MC: Thanks, he's a rescue
Sage: Stop calling me that
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Rime, solving a crossword puzzle: What's a five-letter word that's synonymous to 'love'?
MC: Felix.
Felix: *chokes on air*
Rime: It fits.
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In honor of Nicky being 6'3":
Mc: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Chris: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Rocky: Kick him in the shins.
Ralph: Dump him
Nicky: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!
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MC: Thanks again for letting me join the mafia Nicky
Nicky: Yeah let me introduce you to the rest of the operation; over there we got Christopher. He's what we call our uh "creative accountant"
MC: What do you mean by "creative accountant"?
Chris: I drew this picture of a frog
MC: Hey that's pretty good
Nicky: Yeah Chris' a real talent we're all very proud. Plus he commits an unbelievable amount of tax fraud on our behalf
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MC: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Sage will and will not eat.
Anisa : Grass? Yes!
MC: Moss? Yes!!
Anisa : Leaves? Ohh, yes!
MC: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Anisa : Worms? Sometimes!
MC: Rocks? Usually nah.
Anisa : Twigs? Usually!
MC: Rime 's cooking? Inconclusive!
Felix: How did you… test this?
MC: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Felix: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Rime : IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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I lied. Addy incorrect quotes part 3 cuz yes
Nicky: it's locked. You got a lock pick?
Chris: ye-
Addy: *kicks in the door*
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*Addy & Chris sitting in prison*
Addy: Should we call Nicky?
Chris: I would, but I feel safer in prison.
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Nicky, throw his head on Addy's lap: tell me I'm pretty.
Addy, lovingly stroking his hair: you're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
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Chris: I need advice.
Addy: with what?
Chris: with love. How did you know you were in love with Nicky?
Addy:
Addy: I'm in love with Nicky?
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Addy, at night in bed: goodnight moon.
Addy: good night tree.
Addy: goodnight ghosts only I can see.
Nicky, pulling the sheets closer: *shaking*
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Nicky: *holding a rock in his hands*
Chris: pretty rock.
Nicky, smiling proudly: Addy gave it to me!
Addy: I literally threw it at you.
Nicky: she's so sweet!
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Addy: hey, can you catch a spider for me?
Chris: sure.
Addy: *throws a tarantula*
Chris: *SCREAMS*
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Chris: can you really put a price on love?
Nicky: yes.
Addy: $20.
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Addy: assault. Trespassing. Arson. Murder. Also murder. Drugs.
Nicky: toots, this is a zoo not prison.
Addy: I'm very much aware of that.
Addy, pointing at a penguin: murder.
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Addy: I can't breath!
Addy: *inhales & exhales rapidly*
Addy: it's suffocating!
Nicky:
Nicky: toots, we're just holding hands.
Addy: IN PUBLIC
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Nicky: hey sugarplum honeybun~
Addy: pls stop calling me with those names.
Nicky: my salty bread omelette sandwich~
Addy:
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Felix: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Anisa: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Felix: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate, but can never fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. A bastard. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Sage: Edible.
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Last Legacy LIs with the Hot Pepper Carolina Reaper Challenge
Felix
You'll have to somehow convince him that "it's not that hot" otherwise he ain't doing it.
"It looks like the heart of a tiny demon... and it smells like death. And I of all people know what death smells like..."
Eats it
"...What!? Immediately! Why does it hurt so much?? What demonic food have you given me!?"
starts to drool and his face is a brighter red than you have ever seen on him before.
*hiccups* No... The *hic* ups have started.."
"I can't do this... Every breath is like time travel to a stupid, stupid place.."
" I am not happy! NOt one bit!"
immediately goes for the relief mechanisms.
while drinking milk (which I Headcanon he dislikes) "I hate you... I hate you much..."
"No wait, that's a lie... the gods don't like lairs..." *slurps drool* "I think... I think I'm religious after this experience?"
*stares off in to space for minutes*
"To any gods that might be listening, if you love me at all, you'll come take this pepper away... please"
*waits literally 5 seconds* "No..? That makes sense."
"Wait...I'm blacking out... No... It's just HOT!"
after the 6 minute peak mark "When's it gonna go away...? When is the PAIN gonna go away?"
whines in pain
"Is there blood coming out of my ears?! ...No? It feels like it."
Continues to space out occasionally blowing his nose on his shirt sleeve or wiping away the tears all while eating ice, drinking milk, etc.
looks down to see the drool all over his shirt "This ain't what it looks like.."
"MC, I don't know in what hell you acquired that nightmare, but please take it back and never speak of this again..."
Sage
hooo boi this cat man loves some spicy food.
He ain't turning it down. Especially since you say it's a challenge.
He thinks it looks more questionable than he anticipated, but that won't detour him. Never has before.
"It looks like a toe.."
Eats the pepper
👁👄👁 "This is why I don't put toes in my mouth"
"... ok it's..not that bad.."
slurps up drool
puts his head on the table to hide the fact that he regrets this decision more than anything in his life.
"IS that all you got?!"
He's pretty quite for like 5 minutes.
"..why did I do this.. It's just getting worse..."
"I hate the world.. I hate that I exist.."
"No..NO! I CAN DO THIS! BE a MAAAAaaaaan! "
yells at the top of his lungs.
starts hitting things, punching the wall, etc. you have to stop him before he breaks something.
yells some more and starts spitting in a trash can
"Fuck... FuCK!"
"I can feel my heart beat in my fuckin throat..."
"Holy Night Mother... I feel like my left nipple is going to spout fire.. Right nipple fine.. Left nipple, fire"
Is laying out on the floor at this point.
once the 10 minutes is up, you give him ice and whatnot.
"I never thought I'd be getting throat punched by an ice cube, but it's fucking glorious."
"MC, hold my hand please.."
"I thought I was a man.. No, I'm still a boy."
Anisa
Is extremely reluctant to eat this pepper that's looking like a ruptured vessel.
But also really wants to see if she can do it.
Eats it.
The Oh no. Oh no no no no no song plays
Her hands start failing about
"What in the world is happen- *burps* happening in my mouth?!"
burps for like the next minute
"Stop... burping.."
Her face is so red
*blows nose* "...ok I was making sure I wasn't bleeding... shit"
"The pain is SURREAL"
"I'm sweating so much..."
"I can't breath.. I CaN'T Breeeeaaath!"
burps some more
spaces out for a munite
".....huh. What am I doing??"
gives up and drinks water
spills it a little
"oh no what have I done..."
"oh..It hurts to be... THE WATER JUST MAKES IT WORSE! WHYYYYY!?"
"why did I do this... I have a meeting to go to."
"...Ok the pain just eventually goes away... I'm still waiting for that..."
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Anisa: So... I have bad and good news.
MC: Bad news first.
Anisa: The fire I started in the kitchen is out of control.
MC: the WHAT–
Anisa, holding up a perfectly cooked milk bread: Wow, you don't even want to hear the good news.
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Elowen: Who's in charge here?
MC, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest
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MC: Oh, my deer boyfriend!
Rime: How sweet–
MC: No, I meant "deer" as in what you are.
Rime, eye twitching: I will stab you.
MC: You love me, and you have to admit it was good wordplay.
Rime: ... Fine.
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