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medicalunprofessional · 9 months
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every time i see that image i always read it in their voices
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ybcpatrick · 2 months
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toronto i am in you
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analogseeker · 9 months
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Two beautiful children named AK-47 and cutie patootie
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^^^^^^^^^ my beautiful children
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magdaluxe · 6 months
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the hatchetfield tumblr landscape must be absolutely batshit
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🖨️ paul23 Follow
i hate my job get me out of here :/
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do NOT fucking interact if you support that damn dog im dead serious get the fuck off my page
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I won’t be on tumblr for a few weeks, summer camp’s got a no phones policy #blessed #summer #bible
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this edible aint shit lmao
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PLEASE donate to my k*fi :( spare change for the homeless so i can afford to buy myself something this christmas
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be honest would you still love me if i was a car
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this edible aint shit lmao
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I Smell Spiders
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🟦 paul23-deactivated2020918
WHEN I SAID GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS ISNT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT
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whats that noise
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wilbursprincess · 3 months
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Helloooo! Joining into the anon list hereee
Like Imagne Harvey (i forgot how to spell the name of Sorrybur from the office vid) fucking reader in the broom closet of the office as the others are in the room down the hall with the door open, and they almost get caught by Phil?
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“Try To Stay Quiet, Yea?”
Sorrybur (Harvey) x Female Reader
Warnings: Degrading, exhibitionism, breeding kink (if you squint)
PHOTOCOPIER ANON??? That’s not what was on my 2024 bingo list. Welcome to the club, 🖨 anon! (That’s a printer emoji but I’ll entertain you)
Fic below cut!
“Can’t control myself when you’re wearing that little blouse,” Harvey growls in my ear, mops hitting my back as he pushes me up against the wall of the closet. “Got those buttons undone, just teasing me with those tits.”
I whine as he pops my shirt open. “Did it… did it just for you.”
He scoffs. “That’s what I thought. Just begging for me to take you right here, with everyone just outside, huh?”
Nodding, my stomach tightens as Harvey’s hand squeezes my thigh.
“Turn around.”
I let out a tiny yelp as he yanks my panties around my knees and lifts my skirt. A sharp hand tugs my hair at the noise, his lips brushing my ear.
“Try to stay quiet, yea?” Harvey whispers, slapping a hand over my mouth as he pushes inside me. “Pathetic little thing, whimpering around my cock like that.”
Every word makes me wetter, combined with the burning knowledge our coworkers are just right there, in the break room, small-talking over their sandwiches.
“Aww, someone’s dripping at the thought of being caught,” Harvey snickers into my ear, and I moan against his hand. “You’re going to ruin my pants, then everyone’s going to know what we did.”
Something about Harvey being fully dressed with just his fly undone makes my knees buckle, his arm around my waist practically holding me up on my shaky legs.
“Tell me how good I make you feel,” he whispers, moving his hand for a moment. “Go on, sweetheart. Tell me.”
A tiny groan forms on my lips. “So… good, Harvey. Oh, God.”
“That’s what I like to hear,” he murmurs proudly, thrusting into me harder as footsteps walk by our closet. “Oooh, imagine, you getting caught acting like this.”
I gasp, arching my back, and the footsteps stop. Without slowing down in the slightest, Harvey presses a hand over my mouth and presses his thumb onto my tongue.
“What’s going on?” Blight’s whiny voice is muffled by the closet door. “Phil, why are you staring at the closet?”
“Oh, just thought I heard something,” Phil says lazily, almost as if he dismissed the thought before it entered his mind. “Probably just the heating.”
Blight pauses. “Oh, but you should check. What if Tim’s hiding in there?”
I’m trying to hold back my climax until it’s safe to make noise, but it’s getting tough. My eyes are watering, face bright red, and Harvey isn’t letting up one bit.
“You sure, Blight?” Phil says. “I mean, it can’t hurt.” The doorknob rattles.
Harvey’s hand grabs my chin. “Cum.” He growls in my ear, and of course, my body does what he tells it to. I ride it out while biting my tongue, knees shaking so much I can barely stand up.
“What’s up, Phil?” Tim’s voice shocks me, and the doorknob stops moving. “Blight, why are you looking at me like that?”
Harvey groans and spills deep inside me, the warmth filling me from the inside out as he pushes it back into me with pleasure-hazy thrusts.
“Grow up, you two,” Phil complains, and I hear the break room door open. “Go finish eating.”
Harvey lets out a satisfied grunt, slowly pulling out of me and yanking my panties back up.
“Wouldn’t want to waste any of it,” he coos, patting my on the ass and smoothing my skirt back down. “Back to work?”
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guillotine-drop · 3 months
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Tumblr in hell has GOT to be insane (inspired by @godfistgonnalive )
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looks like SOMEBODY didn’t have a strong enough soul to come back right. lol
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Hrghghehrghnghrhhhghhh.;7,&ckyou
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I love floating and having fun
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Shut up.
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I love going beep and bouncing off walls
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🔥 cleanstreets Follow
I. FUCKING. HATE. MALICIOUS FACES!!!! IF YOU’RE GONNA DIE FALL SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
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Ngl Stalkers are kinda cute. Like heyyy lol nice gas mask little man. *grabs you
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Do NOT fucking drink the red shit in King Sisyphus’ prison.
#I think I’m going to puke. Absolute nightmare juice.
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It’s big boy season girlies, get you one
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hi
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I think I hauve covid
#💙💙💙 #hey there handsome #you need that gun shined???
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I
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Find my skulls boy
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🗡️ chainsword-scraphead Follow
A warning to my fellow scrapheads: do NOT go to the Wrath layer, there’s a guy who’s waiting for us so he can hit us with lightning, I watched a Drone get blasted, I barely escaped with my life. STAY SAFE!
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stay off me ship
#no landlubbers
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apologeticallyabbyyy · 3 months
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Love u faustie poo ........
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More doodles under the cut but tumblr might fuck up the formatting ugnj
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Pvļgkfrdfngf 🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️🖨️🦅🦅🌵
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I'm here for fics positivity. I love that some people on twitter rn hyping up @iwouldnevergetintofanfic 's fuck the monarchy. They're making some tweet reaction of the fic and reading it soothe my heartbroken bc of Kristallen.
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blackmagictrait · 9 months
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school started up so I been busy as FUCK but I see all y'all lil office sims and I love them 🖨️
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daydream-corpse · 1 year
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did lightbulb anon make an account just to send sims in ask bc if so that's so fucking funny- 🖨️
Says the printer
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hellworldprincess · 7 months
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the eroticism of the machine does not include amazon alexa or any other evil (not in a fun way) wiretaps!!!!!!! fuck you fuck yob 👺👺👺👺💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🌪️🌪️🌪️🖨️🖥️🖥️🗜️💾💿📞🎞️
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goatlingsvent · 7 months
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🦬🖨️ ;
its not up to you how i decide to word my asks and its naive of you to think i give a fuck. the games been out for a decade and has maybe 2 years of growth to show for it. its demoralizing. thats exactly why i play the game for free, as you begged me to lmao. my account is plenty fleshed out for it 👍 i dont feel the need to spend dd but if kris was more transparent and maybe actually thought of how to improve the game id be more willing. my main point was that entitlement was brought into it, as if game devs dont have an obligation to to delivery quality once money comes into play.
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vampsquidanon · 7 months
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SCARED IN A "PEOPLE ALREADY SHIP US WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" WAY
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ermmmmm nuh uh
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analogseeker · 1 year
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rouge baybell wrapper mint <3
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itspronouncedfeckyou · 8 months
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no theyre just fucking everywhere 😭😭 i cant escape them,,
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woh... i feel like i unknowingly moved into a really tight knit neighborhood and kept leaving food out, so all of you showed up. and now you're meeting all the other neighbors.
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jesterjamz · 1 year
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER HAD A HAMBURGER??? - 🖨️
never had a ham burger
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