Want a partner to "secretly" fatten me up. Add extra cream and butter to the food you lovingly prepare for me, and then tell me I have to finish it all so we don't have any leftovers. Gently tease me and rub my growing belly while I obediently eat everything you put in front of me. Unbutton my pants for me to give me some extra room. After I finish that delicious dinner help me to the couch and feed me desert.