#ginny has trust issues bcuz teenage hinny probs fucked nasty sorry to say 😭

[rewritingcanon]

ginny to harry: we cant leave the boys in their room with the door closed!! dont u know what that means!?! dont you see how eerily quiet they are?? its a silencing spell, harry!

harry: im sure theyre just sleeping or something.

ginny: yeah sleeping TOGETHER im sure

- meanwhile -

albus after playing his weezer music at scorp for 40 minutes: soooo (trying to seem dark and mysterious), what do you want to do now?

scorpius: i dont know :)

albus: wanna rob james?

scorpius: no! :) i actually am a tad tired and kind of want to sleep here for a bit :) do you want to join me :)

albus, nodding because scorp is a genius: yeah thats fire. shuffle over

#‘walking in on them’ walking in on what? theyre napping 😭🙏 #albus the type to grab ass when they sleep though… says its his natural position mhm ok 🙄 #ginny has trust issues bcuz teenage hinny probs fucked nasty sorry to say 😭 #scorbus #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #ginny weasley #harry potter and the cursed child #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #rewriting #this is so unfunny. its 3am and im delirious from studying a lilttle bit