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ITS EVEN WORSE FOR THE WLW SHIPS OH MY GODDDDD

i want to tear my hair out

me: oh! i wonder what sort of posts are the most popular on the scorbus tag :D

me looking it up:

oh for fu—

#plz i just want a speck of fucking content #the fact that i had more screenshots but i already reached my limit.. sad. #nobleflower #alice longbottom #marauders #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #reblog

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u should do more scorbus fanart😭🙏🙏🙏

i was so shocked to get an ask for more scorbus art that wasn’t from my pal 🤣 thanks anon this one’s for u (and my pal)

#please post more scorbus i am begging on hands and knees #i need to huff this shit daily im being so serious #scorbus #reblog #albus has a deadly poutty face i just know it #he just has to apply himself

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my polly the definition of “im not arguing with a man with big brown eyes. whatever you say, beautiful.”

(she is going to argue with him but she’ll admire the two tiny black holes on his face at the same time)

#writing in the pov of a teenage girl is literally the funnest thing ever i cannot reccomend it enough #DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE PROSE MY FIRST DRAFTS R ALWAYS HORRIFYING #yolly #polly chapman #harry potter #hpcc #cursed child #harry potter and the cursed child #hp #ccsquad #yann fredericks #magic hour #yolly fic #<- gonna start calling it that atp #or #magic hour sequel #but i feel like that may be a bit… misleading with the lack of scorbus that will be in it 😭

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my favourite way to write albus is to make him as suspicious as humanly possible, like everything points to him being evil or something but he is literally just some guy

unfathomably real. i like to think hes got a massive resting bitch face too that makes you think hes planning to overthrow the world when all hes doing is contemplating what to cook for dinner or what he should buy his bf for valentines

#bro is the definition of unapproachable #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #albus severus potter #harry potter and the cursed child #scorbus #albus potter #hpng #hp nextgen #rewriting #ask #anon #bro will never be free

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ok yall so we’re bringing delphi to the function basically

delphi’s evil laughter when shes been found out as the augurey is the vibe i bring to the function

#too iconic to keep out shes busting in there with green smoke like maleficent #funny how if she was literally ANYONE else i probs wouldve disliked her character but the writers put all their brain cells into making her #-SO COOL despite her existence making zero senseeee 😭🙏 #i forgive you delphi they can never make me hate you #delphini riddle #reblog

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time of day where i think about how ron and hermione are canonly in love in every universe. it doesn’t matter if theyre not married. it doesn’t matter if the world has gone to shit. the only reason they don’t get together in every universe and are quietly yearning is because they believed their love was one-sided, and they each held that belief for DECADES !! aghhhh !!!

#thinking about how hermione canon villain origin story was ron marrying someone else #thinking about how they both reverted back to those awkward flustered in love teenagers on the stairs but by then it was too late #thinking about how they IMMEDIATELY became canon in the dark world as soon as scorpius told them they had a daughter together #as soon as they knew their love was mutual they were like ‘okay you r mine now’ #they make me very emotional ok #romione #ron weasley #hermione granger #padma patil #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #rose granger weasley #harry potter and the cursed child #pro romione #rewriting

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i’ll write the shittest thing ever and post it and someone in the comments will gas it to the moon and then i’ll write the jaw dropping bestseller of next century and it gets like 4 hits maximum

#this happens in irl writing workshops too #you submit an ASS piece of work and theyre like ‘oh wow ☺️ i loved it ☺️’ and i convince myself theyre lying #but then their critique is for things that i didnt even catch??? wow ts is so perplexing #the worst is when you get conflicting reactions like JUST TELL ME IF THIS PIECE IS BAD OR GOOD #someone so strongly dislikes one part of the piece and that part is someones favourite part of the piece #‘art is subjective’ i dont care everyone has to like my stuff at least #fanfic #ao3 #writeblr #rewriting

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OMG!!! I forgot about this art!! 🤪 Once upon a time I drew it for the "Dress Up / Transformation" challenge for a fandom event.

My idea is that sometimes Ron and Hermione, Harry and Ginny would switch clothes 💅 Just for fun

I love Ginny's outfits on Harry 😏 I think Ginny had a goth phase or something like that. Not for long, buuuuut 😏😏😏

#this is actually insane #HARRY????? HARRRYYY 😩😩 #they all look so fucking cute though #hermione in rons baggy clothessss #she looks so cuddly #ron feeling himself in the skirt too 😭 #ahhhh i love it #harry potter #ginny weasley #ron weasley #hermione granger #romione #hinny #reblog

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scorbus satosugu cosplay

my eyes widened to the size of two small moons. crossover of the century mayhaps?

#see if satosugu just acted the complete opposite of themselves and denied themselves the choice to act on any desire they had- #-then technically theyd be exactly like scorbus!! hah….. ha…. whats the opposite of a comfort ship again #but yeah i can kinda see the physical resemblance if i squint really hard (im also far sighted so that helps) #jjk #hp #harry potter #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #scorbus #satosugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #rewriting #ask #anon #out of everything i wouldnt expect this to be my first anime ask LOL ITS SO RANDOM I LOVE IT

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scorbus council get on this, results are terrifying me 😭

I’m curious about this because from what I can tell, Scorbus shippers hate Drarry and Jegulus for the most part. Scorbus shippers love Hinny, Drastoria and Jily too much. Jegulus shippers seem to be under the impression that they’re all basically the same ship. Drarry shippers I’m not too certain of.

#i have gaslit myself into thinking the other two ships arent real #so i get shocked when im reminded theyre the biggest two ships in hp fandom (maybe excluding dramione) #….no offence but ​why are all the big ships in the hp fandom kinda ass 😭 #sorry to my drarry &dramione & jegulus followers but i always question how they all came about like WHAT #scorbus #reblog

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ginny to harry: we cant leave the boys in their room with the door closed!! dont u know what that means!?! dont you see how eerily quiet they are?? its a silencing spell, harry!

harry: im sure theyre just sleeping or something.

ginny: yeah sleeping TOGETHER im sure

- meanwhile -

albus after playing his weezer music at scorp for 40 minutes: soooo (trying to seem dark and mysterious), what do you want to do now?

scorpius: i dont know :)

albus: wanna rob james?

scorpius: no! :) i actually am a tad tired and kind of want to sleep here for a bit :) do you want to join me :)

albus, nodding because scorp is a genius: yeah thats fire. shuffle over

#‘walking in on them’ walking in on what? theyre napping 😭🙏 #albus the type to grab ass when they sleep though… says its his natural position mhm ok 🙄 #ginny has trust issues bcuz teenage hinny probs fucked nasty sorry to say 😭 #scorbus #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #ginny weasley #harry potter and the cursed child #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #rewriting #this is so unfunny. its 3am and im delirious from studying a lilttle bit

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Scorpius and his large gorgeous warm lovely brown doe eyes vs albus and those petrifying limes on his face 🩷

#no like get those radioactive acid pools away from me AVERT AVERT #brown eyes so superior #like i loveeee brown eye scorpius even though i know its not canon #brown eye scorp >= grey eye scorp > hazel eye scorp > blue eye scorp 😕 > any other colour eye 🤢 #scorbus #hpcc #‘love ur smile ☺️’ ‘look very handsome today? thanks 🍀👄🍀’ #this is the reason i really like brown eye albus but its also not canon OH MY GODDDD #reblog

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Albus and Scorpius Stickers! (you can use it)

#BLORBOS GIMMES #scorbus #reblog

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@ace-aussie-asshole i think it was you that said that most predominant drarry shippers will like scorbus but most predominant scorbus shippers prefer drastoria. i feel like this plays a huge reason <3

currently thinking about the parallel between Draco/Astoria and Scorpius/Albus. Draco says that Astoria was his “light in the dark,” someone who helped make life less dark and murky. and during the dementor attack minutes later Scorpius uses his love for Albus to keep them away. Albus is literally his light in the darkness. just like his father, Scorpius fell in love with someone who makes the world less of a darker place

#I THINK ABOUT THIS ALL THE TIME #DRASTORIA NEGS SCORBUS NEGS #they beat goku or something yap yap yap #drastoria #scorbus #hpcc #reblog

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In reference to the greengrasses are insanely hot I am so in agreement with that. I headcanon that the greengrass family are known for their beauty that's like their whole thing. they produce pretty babies, it's what everyone says. if you announce your engagement to a greengrass the first thing anyone will say is you're gonna have gorgeous babies. scorpius is gorgeous confirmed.

also, unrelated but im spreading my truth, I headcanon Daphne as a lesbian who never marries or has kids lol (she does have a longterm girlfriend though. also she's a really successful lawyer/solicitor and has her own firm and spoils scorpius like nothing else) thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

this anon was from last year i cant believe i did not reply to this when they were the first sapphic daphne ask ive had in inbox…. anon u were ahead of ur time i fear…

i also feel like the greengrasses are built with model kind of beauty. like they can look a bit odd or alien but no one would disagree theyve got a hypnotic allure. theyre all tall and sharp and slim and probably dress in designer brands considering one is married to a malfoy, one is a malfoy, and the other one is daphne. who just would.

#me scrolling past all the anonymous hate in my inbox to get a normal ask #i go back and forth between scorp looking mid or looking insanely beautiful tbh i just cant decide #daphne greengrass #astoria greengrass #scorpius malfoy #astoria malfoy #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #hp golden era #rewriting #ask #anon

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fuck you and PRAISE TAY

💀

#aint no way dawg #yall cannot be real #swiftie cringe #not hp #ask #anon #can i get back to posting about hp now? #crazy thing is im not even that much of a hater like i know there are people writing essays about how much they hate her?? lol #i just laughed at how poor taste her joke-lyric was 💀

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you taking lyrics out of context and purposefully misinterpreting them makes me so fucking tired. leave taylor swift alone.

oh my god every single time i have posted about taylor swift is because an anon is ASKING ME TO TALK ABOUT HER. and i have already said quite nicely that i dont listen to her, nor do i like her, and now you are butthurt?

ofc im gonna laugh at the i hate it here lyrics, didnt she literally date a racist last year (matt heally or whatever his name is, but that could be rumours idk dont quote me) so out of context (whatever the context is that can defend that… lmk 🧍‍♀️) its funny asf. and the one with the gta lyrics was me laughing because i thought it was cringe.

taylor swift will live. if youre so fucking tired go take a nap. listen to ttpd and think its as genius and deep as you want idc.

#‘leave taylor swift alone’ or what? shes gonna throw her giant carbon footprint jet at me? 🌚 #like i dont know why people are pressing ME on this random album 😭 go ask someone who actually listens to her or LIKES her if u want- #- a good review #its funny i toned down my last anon bcuz i didnt want swiftie followers/mutuals to get offended but it didnt work so 😭 what da hell #not hp #ask #anon #im starting to kinda get why people think swifties are really annoying now