#god all i'm thinking about is baaabiesss

[getreadytosmash]

caiera and hulk for the domestic parents meme ^w^

@mistyflame1

Domestic parents meme

1. Who is better at playing with the kids?

Hulk is since he's more used to games and what kids would WANT to play while Caiera isn't as used to it. Cue Hulk teaching his kids and his wife how to play hide and seek.

2. Who can always get the baby to sleep?

Caiera since she has more patience, whereas Hulk just...falls asleep himself. If I had some sort of Good Smash Au like your Bros, then absolutely Hulk has fallen asleep and Caiera gets stuck chasing her twins about because they got back out of bed to look for after dinner deserts.

3. Who is the one who can’t stop thinking about the kids when they leave them with a babysitter on date night?

Both are. But Hulk likes to act like he isn't. Caiera spends the whole time fussing unless they're someone REALLY trusted and Hulk lasts just a few hours before he gets an excuse for them both to rush back home, where Thor or Clint glance up with the LEAST bit of surprise because this is the fourth time it's happened.

4. Who is the one who the kids ask for in the middle of the night?

Hulk since usually he's either awake or he snaps awake real quick from being on the run so often.

5. Who does better bedtime story voices?

Caiera! She LOVES doing the stories and it's always big gestures and a ranged cast while Skaar and Hiro-Kala stare wide eyed,,,and Hulk stares wide eyed from kneeling by the bed too.

6. Who picks the kids up from school?

They take turns, but mostly it's Hulk since he's less busy between being an Avenger or running the Smashers while Caiera works with S.W.O.R.D and A.R.M.O.U.R and sometimes is gone for a entire day or two in shifts.

7. Who takes the baby for their first haircut and who gets overly emotional about it?

I think,,,Caiera? Hulk doesn't have STRONG feelings about small details like his hair or nails, so long as it isn't in the way where Caiera just gets to enjoy any small moment she has with her twins on Earth.

8. Who is overprotective over the kids and who is more laid back?

I mean come on they BOTH are but,,,probably Hulk since he knows more what humans can be like and his own childhood while Caiera is a bit more trusting in them as they get older and taught more about who they trust.

9. Who is the disciplinarian and who is the fun parent?

Caiera is probably more the strict one since she grew up with a large amount of rules and control from being the Red King's Shadow while Hulk has more issues with punishment since ALL of his early memories are of coming out when Brian hurt Bruce. Gets a panic attack one of the first times he has to be strict on the twins.

10. Who is more likely to lose their child in public?

Neither. Would never happen unless it was a big attack on them and then cue Caiera and Hulk shattering the planet in order to get their babies back, glowing with rage and power.

#ask #mistyflame1 #headcanon #the loneliest there is (hulk) #under stone and love (caiera) #kid meme #god all i'm thinking about is baaabiesss #kksks i blame the future smasher ask i did #ur HONOUR they are soft parents #in the background u also have 11 yr old Lyra and 16 year old Carmilla sjsjs