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RP meme from Tremors

Let's get you out of the sun for a spell.

Please move your fat ass.

Well, when I'm your age I'll probably forget what I eat, too.

How many cows does it take to make a stampede? Is it like three or more? Is there a minimum speed?

You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, nice full breasts that stand up and say hello, ass that won't quit. And legs, legs that go all the way up!

Yeah, well, I'm getting what I refer to scientifically as "weird vibes."

They're all the same; dead weight. Can't make a decision, can't walk because of their shoes, can't work because of their fingernails. Make my skin crawl!

Well, I'm a victim of circumstance.

Twenty years of looking for a woman exactly like Miss October 1968, and where'd it get me?

Down, honey, down.

The way you worry, you're gonna have a heart attack before you get to survive World War III.

Right. We plan ahead. That way we don't do anything right now.

The idea was; we were ripping you off.

Now, you know I'm good for it.

Are we too easy-going?

If we're gonna take the plunge we oughta have a better plan than that.

Stop it! Stop it, you horrid animal!

God almighty, my mama sure didn't raise me for this.

You're the one's gotta have a plan.

What keeps us doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet.

You gonna stand there in broad daylight and tell me you think I'm the reason we're still here?

I'll call that little bluff.

Forget it, man. It's not worth it.

We did it! We faced temptation and we did not bend!

Last chance, asshole.

Jeez, look at that guy.

You're full of shit.

He must've really been drunk this time.

You damn fool, you owe me on this one

Well, whatever the hell happened it's just one more goddamn good reason to haul ass out of this place.

Hey, where the hell's that asshole dog?

We got a killer on the loose!

He's cutting people's heads off!

I'd high-tail for town if I was you!

The phone is out!

We've gotta get the police up here.

Well, there's sure as hell nothing to stop us now.

Is some higher force at work here?

Are we asking too much of life?

You on a booze break or what?!

Where are the bullets? Don't we have any goddamn bullets?

Hey, I don't want spend the night out here!

What the hell you doing back already?

Unreal! Where'd you get it?

It's disgusting.

So, it's some kind of snake?

It's dead all right. Tore the damn thing in half.

There's gotta be more out there, a lot more.

Slick as snot and I'm not lying.

Look, we organize, we arm ourselves.

We go out, we find those damn snake things, we make 'em extinct.

Might be aliens. Who knows?

Why go looking for trouble?

Phone's out. Road's out. We're on our own.

I'm dead. Let's finish in the morning.

Just keep looking at that beautiful sky.

Damn that thing!

Well, what's wrong with it?

You sure this is where it was?

God, what a stink!

Something's got me!

Oh, God! Get me Out!! GET ME OUT!!

Somebody stop it!

You want the rifle or the Smith?

IT'S GOT ME! IT's GOT ME! AAAAHGH!

You stupid punk!

One of these days, [NAME], somebody's gonna kick your ass.

Come back with the Sheriff.

Come back with the National Guard.

That means we're gonna be out here, like, in the dark.

Oh, man, I hate this shit.

Ride like hell.

How could they bury an entire Plymouth station wagon?

They're under the goddamn ground!

There must be a million of them!

It's gaining on us!

We can do it, we can do it!

We killed the bastard!

Did you just notice something weird?

Think it smells like that 'cause it's dead?

I think they shoot right outta its mouth, hook you, and pull you right in.

Good thing we stopped it before it killed anybody else.

I'm lucky it didn't find me.

This is like, well, let's say it, it's probably the biggest zoological discovery of the century.

Just look at what we caught here!

This is one big mother!

Come on, nobody's ever seen one of these!

There are five more of these things!

Five more?

If you compare the different readings, there have to be five.

There's nothing like them in the fossil record, I'm sure.

I'd vote for outer space. No way those are local boys.

The government built them, a big surprise in the next war.

How the hell's it even know we're still here?

It can sense the slightest seismic vibration, hear every move we make.

I always wanted to be stuck on a desert island. But somehow I always imagined, you know, water.

You know, I hate to be crude, but I'm gonna have to take care of some business here.

I'll tell you, if you ever wanted proof God is a man, this is it.

Running's not a plan. Running is what you do when the plan fails.

You're not even trying to come up with a plan!

Think it's still following us?

You go north, I'll go south.

Well, I'm scared, but I'm not sorry.

All right, I'm about as subtle as a donkey's ass.

You think we're not even safe here in town?

I think we should all get the hell out while the getting's good.

You should have a theory at least.

This valley's just one long smorgasbord and if we don't haul ass outta here we're the next course.

You little ass wipe!

You knock that off or you're gonna be shitting that basketball!

Where are we going to go that's safer than right here?

I'm gonna kick his ass!

Man, you got a gun?!

Big as a house!

Remember, no noise. No vibration.

Get off your pogo stick!

Go back, for chrissake!

Come on! Outta your pants!

Just run! Run like screaming fuck!

This oughta hurt like hell.

So, is that one of your usual jobs, saving peoples' lives?

How long till they go away?

Shut it up! Shut the little bastard up!

Quiet! Quiet you hateful thing!

Chuck him out the door!

Son of a bitchin' lowlife, putrid, scum.

I got enough food here to last us for weeks.

Jesus! Shut it off!

Can't you shout a little quieter?

How the hell long it take you to change a tire?

They're coming after you! They're coming right now!

Big monsters under the ground, [NAME]!

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn't you, you BASTARD!

We killed that motherfucker!

Uh, be advised, however, there are four more, repeat, four more motherfuckers.

They got one! They killed one of the sons of bitches!

You're not getting any penetration, even with the elephant gun.

Never figured on having to shoot through dirt! Best goddamn bullet stop there is.

They can feel our vibrations, but they can't find us.

The bastards are up to something.

Oh, wow, man! No way! No fucking way, man!

They're gonna tear this whole town out from under us!

We'll come get everybody. Just hang on tight.

Since when the hell's every goddamn thing up to us?!

We don't have a hell of a lot of time here.

We need a helicopter is what we need, or a goddamn tank.

Jesus. It's slower than hell.

Couldn't we distract them somehow?

We need a decoy.

Hey, [NAME], you wanna make a buck?

We're gonna save our asses here!

Get real. I'm faster than you.

Damn. Guess I have to do it.

Watch your ass, shithead.

Don't worry about me, jerkoff.

You goddamn suicidal son of a bitch!

He'll never make it! They're gonna get him!

HEY, YOU SORRY SONS OF BITCHES, COME AND GET ME!

Goddamn good thinking!

Me next!

Get me off of here!

We got about three seconds!

God damn! Armored transport!

What do you think? Max firepower or...?

I'd go for penetration.

Give me a gun! I'll take one!

I wouldn't give you a gun if it was World War Three.

Underground goddamn monsters?!

Any sign of'em?

Maybe they're taking a dump.

What the hell are they doing? They're up to something.

I don't care what they're doing as long as they're doing it way over there.

They dug a trap! I can't believe this!

Hungry?! Eat this!!

Here they come! They're coming back!

They'll sure as hell get us if we stay here!

[NAME] do you have any more of those things?

Then, when the explosion happens, if it drives them away again, we all run like goddamn bastards!

What if it doesn't scare them? What if they don't run?

They're so sensitive to sound, they have to run! It hurts too much!

We're gonna run. Get ready.

They're too fast! You can't outrun them, no way!

It worked! There they go!

You asshole! There's no bullets in this gun!

Could we make it to the mountains?

What's the matter with you? What are you talking about?!

Those animals would have killed you!

You haven't seen what they can do.

They're not falling for it!

I'll make'em pay attention, goddamnit

We can't kill them all.

Use the fucking bomb!

This better be one great plan!

We could make some real money off this whole thing, get in People magazine.

Sell the movie rights.

You're really leaving, huh?

There's going to be major research up here.

And thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.

Civil? I'm civil.

You're not civil, you're glum.

We got the world by the tail with a downhill pull and all of a sudden you go glum on me.

Somebody paying you to do this?

She just practically asked you for a date.

God, my work is never done.

Fine, make the mistakes I did.

I think I'll just be playing this hand myself.

I'd goddamn worship her.

Can you fly, sucker?! CAN YOU FLY?!

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crackimagines · 4 years

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Soldiers of Sorrow (FE: Three Houses Song Fic)

The Battle of Gronder, from the perspective of grunt soldiers...

Song: Soldiers of Sorrow - Mobile Suit Gundam

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Kingdom of Faerghus

When Aden opened his eyes again, he saw everyone’s body on the ground, covered in flames and dirt.

Grabbing his sword and quickly getting up, he looked for Desmond, hoping that he was among the very few soldiers getting up.

The moment he found his body, Aden had to quickly look away. Desmond had been Aden’s best friend for over 14 years, and in the blink of an eye, he was gone.

The Imperial Forces would pay, he said to himself.

King Dimitri walked past him, gripping his lance’s hilt tightly.

“Know that I will tear your heads from your shoulders. The dead must have their tribute!”

Leicester Alliance

Briana held her bow tightly, seeing how close the fireballs landed. Any closer and she could have been part of that pile.

She shivered to think about it, but she couldn’t spare too much time. The real battle had yet to start.

Briana glanced over to Claude and saw him close his eyes, those were the first casualties to fall under his command today, and there were to be many more.

“As big class reunions go, this one’s gotta be the worst in history.”

Adrestian Empire

Leander stood in formation with the other soldiers, watching the brutal efficacy of Emperor Edelgard.

The mages had already punched a dent in both sides’ armies, and the battle hadn’t even begun yet.

He was honestly eager to get into the fight, to get glory for his family and friends. To liberate Fodlan was Edelgard’s dreams, and so that was his as well.

Edelgard, however, was not as eager it seemed.

“Years ago, we fought here as classmates...But not today.”

(Dimitri) “KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!”

(Claude) “HYAAAAAAA-”

(Edelgard) “And so, we fight on...”

[Soldiers of Sorrow - Mobile Suit Gundam]

Sorrow, the trembling sorrow Let me sing the goodbye music All the skeletons are burnt to ashes The dying bodies go back into the earth

When Aden finally got into contact with Imperial forces, he put every ounce of hatred into his sword in each strike.

With each swing, another body fell, though that couldn’t compare to the amount of carnage King Dimitri was causing.

2 soldiers came at him, and mindlessly he swung at them, cutting them down.

Needing to take a moment to breathe as reinforcements moved past him. he looked down at the two bodies.

His eyes went wide, seeing that the man and woman had matching rings.

The gods of death will line up now On the field they are marching They are covered in blackness But each one will burn bright red!

Briana shot arrow after arrow as Alliance forces moved up to the hill, trying to take over the hill.

Just how many soldiers were even here?

Shaking her head, she checked her sides to make sure she wasn’t being flanked, and moved forward.

As she moved on, the more casualties she saw from both sides, lying on top each other, making a very unpleasant staircase of bodies to the center.

Sorrow this living sorrow Throw it away and make a beginning All the color will go into the earth Float away you proud living soldiers

His platoon had yet to move yet.

Leander at first was basically shaking to get into the field of battle, but now?

All he could see was bodies falling, and more taking their place. The platoon next to his deployed, and they all looked barely any older than he was.

And Leander was only 22.

No matter, they died for a good cause...Thats what he was constantly telling himself.

After all, he’d soon prepare to give his life for the cause as well.

The gods of death will line up now On the field they are marching They are covered in blackness But each one will burn bright red!

As Kingdom forces got closer to the hill, Alliance and Kingdom soldiers began to get into contact.

At first, the two sides didn’t know how to react.

Were they enemies, or were they allies?

Aden was among the confused soldiers, not knowing what to do.

They got their answer when Dimitri charged his way through a group of them, throwing a couple of them into the river.

(Dimitri) “OUT OF MY WAY!”

That answered that question. Shame.

Alliance soldiers cut down any Kingdom forces too slow to react, and so now the battle had become a three sided one.

To dying men, to all of their good women To dying girls, to all of their boyfriends To dying men, to all of their women To all our loved ones peace we will protect

What will they have to commit to How much will they leave behind I pray, pray to bring you a new day

Briana saw Dimitri come barreling in, knocking and slicing everyone that was in his way. Apparently it didn’t matter if they were Alliance or Imperial forces.

She could hear Claude’s voice, but it was a little too late for his warning.

(Claude) “GET BACK, EVERYONE GET BACK!”

Too late for that, she thought.

Dimitri elbowed her out of the way, making her tumble all the way down to the bottom of the hill.

As she looked back up, it was then she realized that wasn’t what Claude was talking about.

Sorrow, the painful sorrow Nothing left, except this sadness We destroy these nameless soldiers We survive by spilling our blood

Once the hill was engulfed in flames, seeing all three forces burning to death, that was when Edelgard sent them in.

His resolve was shaken, but not broken, and that’s all that matters.

Leander let out a war cry alongside the rest of his platoon, charging down on the enemies in the confusion.

Though, he paused for a moment, seeing his own forces flesh melting off their bones, alongside everyone else.

Someone grabbed his shoulder and shook him, and it looked to be an older Imperial soldier. He was shouting something, but Leander couldn’t make it out.

It didn’t matter anyway, since they were standing still, an Alliance sniper put an arrow right between the veteran’s eyes, and made Leander move forward, mostly out of fear than a thirst for vengeance.

The gods of death are arriving On the wings of a windstorm There's no way to resist them No place for anyone to run

Aden had enough of these damned mages setting everything on fire, and joined King Dimitri in a frontal assault.

It wasn’t the best strategy, in fact it was downright suicidal. But just like his king, he wanted blood.

When they finally reached where the Imperials were, he dug his sword deep into their chest, and his allies did the same around him.

Mages fired several spells at them, but someone else was there to take the shot for Aden, giving him plenty of time to lodge his sword in their throats.

He saw King Dimitri currently battling Edelgard, and he left to join him, only to feel an arrow go into his back.

Aden couldn’t move anymore as his face landed sideways into the dirt, starting to cough up blood.

It hit him in the spine.

“Of all the ways to go out-”

His thoughts were cut off when even more Imperial forces rushed down the hill, crushing him in the stampede.

To dying men, to all of their good women To dying girls, to all of their boyfriends To dying men, to all of their women To all our loved ones peace we will protect

Briana stayed near the back, providing cover support with her bow.

A sniper wasn’t meant to be in the front-line anyway.

She was next to Claude who was watching over the battlefield carefully, trying to plan his next move.

She could see the field clearly from here, seeing all sorts of bodies in all their countries colors.

She sighed, loading up another arrow.

What was the point of all this?

Briana took part in this battle five years ago in a fun mock battle.

Now she was most likely killing everyone who participated in it with her.

(Claude) “Hilda, signal the flare. We’re retreating.”

(Hilda) “Understood.”

Briana sheathed her bow and stood close to her.

Thank the goddess.

To fighting men, to women at home waiting To fighting girls, to all the boys that they love To dying men, to all of their women To all our loved ones peace we will protect

Leander cut another Alliance soldier down, after cleaving through several more Kingdom soldiers.

Just how many lives had he taken away in these past 5 minutes alone?

When he turned back to see if any reinforcements were coming to help, he could see Imperial forces retreating.

That’s when he realized they weren’t coming back for him or the rest still here.

They all dedicated their lives and spent years training, just to die in a field abandoned by his own Emperor.

When remaining Kingdom forces surrounded them, he threw down his swords and put up his hands.

He was about to shout “We surrender” before a lance plunged into his stomach, and heard the rest of the Imperials executed by them.

When he fell to the ground, he could feel the blood leaving his body, no one bothered to actually finish him off.

It took him several hours to finally die after ceaseless pain.

What will they have to commit to How much will they leave behind I pray, pray to bring you a new day

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