#haha love cashing in on old memes and also I have posted like nothing lately

[uncomfortabletkam]

#tkam #To Kill A Mockingbird #atticus finch #haha love cashing in on old memes and also I have posted like nothing lately

[howlingwind]

01. what’s your name/alias you go by ??

my name is jeff !! lmfao (i don’t let memes die) it’s not my real name but i’ve gone by cody on tumblr for a long time

02. what’s your age ??

twenty. jfc i’m old. but also apparently a fetus??

03. what’s your zodiac sign ??

aries, which couldn’t feel further from correct lmfao

04. what’s your ethnicity ??

uhh mostly italian & sicilian, but you could probably point to any white place in europe and i’ll have a little bit of that in me. i’m also 1/16th native american but it’s such a small amount and sadly i don’t even know which tribe to learn more about them.

05. what’s your nationality ??

‘murican

06. what’s your favorite band and/or musical artist ??

i’m super indecisive about everything, so it’s difficult for me to pick faves (as you’ll see in a sec) but… mac miller,  post malone, johnny cash, eminem, tenacious d, colter wall, kehlani, bruno mars, snoop dogg, elvis presley, justin timberlake, sublime, the rolling stones, etc etc there’s probably a lot i’m forgetting tho. i like most types of music except country. well, modern country anyway.

07. what’s your dream job ??

uh, i don’t have one? i mean yeah, i’d love to be a writer, or game dev, or a narrative director on a game, or direct, write, or act in movies or television, but like…i could live without any of that stuff. i just want to make a decent living, be able to own a house, not completely hate my job. yknow, not a glamorous life but a good one.

08. what’s one place you would love to visit ??

idk there’s a lot of places i’d like to go, but i’d most like to visit alpha centauri, even tho that’ll never happen lol

09. what’s your favorite tv show ??

i can’t pick that! but i love a lot of shows. general hospital, lucifer, the 100, supernatural, stranger things, izombie, south park, legends of tomorrow, once upon a time, arrow (at times), dragon ball, big brother, riverdale, chilling adventures of sabrina, that 70′s show, the ranch, umm… i could probably keep listing forever.

10. what’s your favorite movie ??

hmmmm, again i’ve got a list but… joe dirt, the new guy, why him, the waterboy, 50 first dates, all the spider-man movies, thor ragnarok, man of steel, 21 jump street, 22 jump street ,and a fuckton more lol 

11. what’s your favorite song ??

constantly in flux, but the current faves are — creep by radiohead, stay by post malone, no below by speedy ortiz, unshaken by d’angelo, cruel cruel world by willie nelson, wanksta by 50 cent, shooter by lil wayne & robin thicke, stressed out by 21 pilots, self care by mac miller (along with practically everything on his final album), and i will always, un-ironically love only in america by riff raff. he’s not the greatest ever but that song is hilarious and always puts me in a good mood.

12. what’s your favorite sport ??

can i say rocket league? lol

13. what’s your favorite food ??

pizza, unquestionably. cereal is a damn close second tho. or pot stickers. damn, i’m hungry… 

14. what’s your favorite face claim to use ??

typically, i’ve always really liked using paul wesley, chris wood, and matt daddario. i’m using lindsey morgan for the first time now though, and i really like her as an fc too.

15. what’s your least favorite face claim ??

to use?? um pretty much any singer or model just bc their resources aren’t too great. i really didn’t enjoy using pete davidson as much as i thought i would, either lol

to see… uh probs emma roberts or andy biersack. emma for obvs reasons but also bc i once had a really bad experience with people using those fcs. idm people using whoever they feel like using tho.

16. what’s your favorite character of yours to play ?? which do you think you’re most like ??

oh man, uhh i really enjoy writing chrissy & theo. they both speak to me. but tbh i’m not much like any of my characters? i’m boring af so i tend not to make any like me lol. i am kinda like theo in the sense that i’m quiet, and really just try to be a good person. other than that i’m most like jason solely based on the fact we’re both human lol

17. what’s your sexuality ??

danversexual. attracted only to fictional danvers women, examples including carol, kara, and alex danvers.

lmfao but nah i’m just a boring straight boy. well, like 99.9% straight. jensen ackles makes me question shit.

18. what’s the last movie you saw in a cinema/theater ??

captain marvel (thanks to dani lol). only two months late but it was worth the experience haha.

19. what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had ??

thankfully i’ve never really hurt myself too terribly except for a broken wrist, but between the ages of 10-17 i’d occasionally hurt my back by sitting weird, usually in an attempt to play video games without the glasses i desperately needed lol. once when i was like 11 i laid belly down on the couch with my elbows up on the arm of it for like three hours, which messed me up for days, then a few other times i hurt myself, but another bad one when i was 17, i had my back curved while sitting and propping my laptop up on my knee, tried to move and literally just cried, crawled on the floor, and laid there all night until i forced myself to move in the morning. lol luckily it hasn’t happened since i lost a little weight.

20. what’s a random or interesting fact about you ??

uhm, nothing? i literally can’t think of one, i’m dull af. i uh.. i replaced my own cpu cooler once? lmfao

21. do you listen to music while you write ??

sometimes. a lot of time i just like the silence or ambient background noise, but if i’ve got a fitting playlist for the vibe of what i’m trying to write, i’ll use it!

22. are you a morning, day, evening, or night writer ??

i’m a never writer, apparently v___v but lol ideally a night writer, my best work is between the hours of 12am & 4am, but my sleeping schedule is so inconsistent, and so is my dad’s who spends literally every waking moment of his telling me different stuff he wants done, so it’s tough to hit that sweet spot. i write whenever i get a chance tho.

23. have you ever roleplayed intoxicated ??

lol nah i’ve never even had a drink. like what teenager doesn’t have a drink at some point?? i told you i’m lame.

24. what language or languages do you speak ??

english, barely. and assassin’s creed 2 taught me some italian swears. and ac: odyssey has had me occasionally dropping “malaka” bombs since the day i first played it haha.

25. how long have you roleplayed ??

officially, about 9 years. i started at 11 on myspace, rping dragon ball z stuff. but basically about 12 years, if you count how from the ages of 8-11 i’d put an anime pic up on my myspace, pretend i was older, and talk to roleplayers i didn’t realize were roleplayers lmfao.

26. favorite roleplay genre ??

i like pretty much anything, tbh. as long as it’s well thought out, has an interesting plot, or whatever. sometimes it doesn’t even need that, it just needs to catch my eye or line up with something i’m looking for. but yeah, supernatural, multi-fandom, sci-fi, romance, town rps, high school/college rps, anime rp (well, pokemon mostly), harry potter… i’ve done it all tbh and don’t particularly have a favorite.

27. one sound you hate & one you love ??

the sound of cotton stretching is the absolute worst thing to me. or scratching cotton. idk, it just sends chills up and down my spine and makes my hands feel weak lmfao. i’m weird. i really love the sound of rain, or fire crackling, or like “ambient” harp or ukulele music.

28. do you believe in ghosts ??

short answer, yes. long answer… i’m pretty sure i was friends with a ghost girl as a kid?? like no joke, even looking back at it through rational “adult” eyes, i’m still convinced. my fam moved into a new apartment, and pretty much right after that i started having dreams about a girl my age at the time (11-12). i’d never seen her before but the dreams would be like just conversations, like i was visiting a friend or something. i don’t remember them much, but i do remember the feeling of someone else in my room all the time, like you know how if someone else is around you just know even if you’re not looking at them? like that. there was even one night i was getting in bed, laid there a minute, and then i could have absolutely sworn somebody came in the room and sat down next to me on the bed because i felt the bed sink a little under their weight, but i looked and no one was there. i had a really vivid conversation/dream/thing that night. then a few nights later, for the first time since moving there i didn’t have one. the next morning my dad was really freaked out and said he fell asleep in the chair, but woke up and couldn’t breathe, and felt cold little hands over his mouth. he rationalized it as just waking up from a nightmare but i didn’t think so, so that night when i went to sleep and saw her i got really upset, yelled at her for it, and woke up right after. then i never saw or heard anything even remotely similar again, like she left or disappeared or something. it’s so weird, and i know how crazy it sounds, but yeah. don’t get me started on the topic of ghosts lmfao. THEN AGAIN, like a year later we had a carbon monoxide scare, but i really doubt the two were related because that would mean there was an entire year that we were breathing it in and the monitor didn’t do anything lol

29. do you believe in aliens ??

no alien story, thankfully, but it just makes no sense not to believe in them to me. like, we probably don’t have them on earth, and we’ve probably never encountered any, but it’s as close as you can get to a mathematical certainty that there’s some other life out there in the universe.

30. do you believe in true love ??

like, people who are just meant for each other, like romantic soulmates? nah not really. but i believe that two people can grow to truly love one another. whether it’s based off an initial attraction/infatuation, or a friendship, or both. i’d actually argue that’s a simple explanation of the biological science behind the feeling of love, but that’s an essay i’m not gonna write lol. but there’s apparently a lot of different types of love, so i guess “true love” is suggestive? 

also slightly unrelated but i don’t-quite-believe-in-but-am-open-to-the-idea-of soulmates, not necessarily as two souls who are just meant for each other romantically and always end up together, but more as two or more souls that gravitate toward each other to make up the important people in each other’s lives, like family members, lovers, or close friends. but that’s more of a theoretical idea/possibility than an actual belief of mine.

31. do you hold grudges ??

um, yes. lol i try not to, and i really do want everyone to be their best/happiest selves, but some people man… some people can take a long walk off a short pier lmao

32. do you have any obsessions right now ??

PO KE MON GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLL. also… life is strange (thanks dani lol). supernatural. stranger things (thanks dani & steph) the 100 / clexa / becho  (thanks steph). lucifer. captain marvel (thanks dani). the song “creep” by radiohead and all its covers (tom ellis, haley reinhart, etc). cyberpunk 2077 (thanks dani). as you can see, i’m easily influenced lmfao.

33. do you drive & if so, have you ever been in a crash ??

nope i don’t drive, precisely because i’d definitely end up in a crash lol

34. do you like the smell of gasoline ??

uh that’s a big fat no from me, chief

35. do you prefer writing fluff, angst, or smut ??

i like it all equally, i think. i just really like writing & rp in general. i did run a smut rp once in the past tho. it gets old quick tbh and is the one of the three i can live without lol

36. are you in a relationship ??

bahahahahahahaha no.

37. grab the nearest book to you and turn to page 23, what is the 17the line ??

❝  “and why would that be?” kronos’s golden eyes glittered.  ❞

— the last olympian by rick riordan.

38. put your playlist on shuffle and list the first four songs that pop up:

1. season of the witch – donovan 2. riot van – arctic monkeys 3. busta rhymes – qveen herby 4. der kommissar – after the fire

also i gotta cheat because it’s too perfect that the next two are

5. stay – mac miller (one of my favorites ever that i forgot to mention above) 6. only in america – riff raff (i just love this ok. the video is hilarious but tw james franco for those that don’t like him)

#pandemonium: task #// i’m always last 😔 lmfao #// also this is like a mile long idek why so if you actually read this?? you’re a saint lol #→ por queue

[thehiddensemicolon]

Kacchako fanfic: New Prey Chapter 17

"Argghhhh." Bakugou grunted. The young couple was walking to his parents house. Bakugou was not having it. He kept complaining, saying how this is a complete waste of a Saturday and he rather watch grass grow then to waste his time with his parents. "Oh stop acting like a teenage girl. The whole world doesn't revolve around you." She joked. He sharply looked at her. "What did you say?" He threatened. "What did I say? Do you remember? Cause I don't." She smiled. She was holding her laughter back. "So you think you can mock me and laugh it off huh?" He said. "Kinda." - Uraraka "Kinda? What the hell kind of answer is that?" - Bakugou She reached for her phone and took a photo of Bakugou being riled up. "Aww you also look so cute when you're angry. So cute you make the world stop and just stare at you." She almost cried. She was a giggly person. Holding back her laughs were painful. Tears came out and she started to laugh like crazy. "So you think that this is fucking funny. Oh haha I thought I was dating a hero not a fucking comedian." He snarled. She looked through the pictures of her phone and continued to laugh. He was curious on what she was doing on her Phone. "Hey! What the hell are you doing on your phone. Don't you dare think you are going to ignore me to like a fucking picture on Instagram!" He yelled. "Am not on Instagram. Am just placing two pictures in a layout." She hold back her laughs now. "Yeah will what's so fucking important to ignore me." He said. "Well you said that you're dating a comedian and I just thought of a really funny meme." She said. "Huh?" - Bakugou "Okay okay... don't kill me but... take a look at this. But stay right here to see it okay." She said. She suddenly ran down the street, while he stayed at the spot confused. ~~~Buzzz~~~ His cell phone rang. He opened the text message from Uraraka. His eyes transformed from his regular eyes to his pissed off eyes. Steam was flowing out of his head. The text contained a side by side comparison photo of an angry white fluffy dog, showing its teeth in anger and the photo of him (the one she took earlier of him being riled up) right beside it. With a caption saying," I don't see a difference." He glared up from the phone screen and lock eyes on Uraraka who was already running away. "HEY YOU LITTLE.. AHHH URARAKA YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU. YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? DONT YOU DARE POST THIS SHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. STAY STILL FOR I CAN KILL YOU!" He yelled. He started to sprint after here. "NOO DONT KILL ME, I WANT TO LIVE!" She yelled. Bakugou never really knew how fast his girlfriend was. He was having a hard time catching up. But he had her in his view. "Oh don't worry, when I get you I'll make sure you will have the time of your fucking life." He said. Common people glared at the scene in front of them. They were saying to each other if they should call or yell for a hero. We probably should stop yelling and running. People might think this situation as the wrong kind. The villain chasing a young girl. Yeah we should calm down. Uraraka thought. "It's not what it looks like guys! I just made fun of my boyfriend and he is chasing me. Have a good day." She yelled. She was so focused on handling the problem with the confused people that she almost forgot about the angered teen catching up to her. She yelped when a pair of strong hands had a grip on her shoulder. Red eyes met brown. Drops of sweat poured down her face. "So I know that you are mad.. but how about I make it up to you." She offered. "Fat chance Floaty. Now tell me what is so funny about this huh? Come on make me laugh." He threatened. His teeth were almost glued together and have her a crooked smile. "Okay okay I'll talk. Puppies are strong, brave, and loyal just like you." She quietly said. "Oh really. Well how is that fucking funny. I think you are lying to me. Come on am a human to. Make me laugh. Help me understand why you found this so funny. I could need a fucking good laugh right about now." He said. "Hey.. aren't we supposed to be at your parents house already, it will be rude if we were late let's get going." She said and tried to walk forward. But a big behemoth had a grip on her shirt. "Fine let's go then. In the mean time you have this whole fucking walk to make me understand this fucking meme and make me fucking laugh." He said. "Alright then." She said. She looked nervous with her eyes opened wide. ~~~ at Bakugou's house~~~ The usual yelling between mother and son happened when the front door opened. The mother hugged Uraraka saying how glad that her son finally brought her home again. The father greeted Uraraka and she waived back at him. "Whoa Katsuki, I thought you were mostly identical to your mother, but you also look like your dad too!" She said. "Well no shit! They are my fucking parents, what the hell did you think huh-" he words was chopped short. His mom smacked a newspaper on his head. "Behave you punk. She was just complementing that you look as handsome as your father." She said. "No she fucking didn't. You are saying shit like that. All she did was say the obvious." He said to himself. "Katsuki be nice to your mother. You don't want Uraraka to get the wrong idea with you." Masaru said. Katsuki just grunted and gave Uraraka the "I told you so that my parents are annoying" look. "Well son come over here and let's measure you. You have grown a bit since middle school and we need new measurements." Masaru said. Bakugou put a finger to his mouth and glared at his dad. This didn't go unnoticed by Uraraka. "What happened at Middle school?" She asked. "Nothing." Katsuki said. The mom smirked at her son and ignored the "don't you fucking tell her" look he was giving her. "Katsuki used to model the boys clothes we designed. I have some pictures if you want to see those honey." Matsuki said. "Really? Katsuki you used to help your parents out with there clothes! How unexpected to know you used to model. And of course I would like to see pictures. " She said. His dad had measuring tape around his waist. Katsuki stood still but that didn't stop him from yelling. "I didn't fucking model. That woman made me be her fucking doll." He said. "I didn't made you brat. I told you to." She smiled. "Same shit!" He yelled. "Please son. Stay still am almost done here." Masaru said. "So Ochako is modeling something you will be interested in? Like a side hobby? You got the cute face to make any clothes shine." Matsuki said. "Wow really you think I could make a see out?" Uraraka said. "Hey! Don't call her by her first name woman! And don't ask her to do stupid shit either!" Katsuki said. "Katsuki don't be rude. It's fine that she uses my first name. I don't mind, it makes me happy." Uraraka says. "Yup and I'll even throw in some cash! Of course I don't want to get in the way of you wanting to be a hero, but a few bills here and there helps." The mother said. "Hey you never paid me!" Katsuki yelled. "That's cause your father and I placed a roof over your head and food in your stomach brat!" Matsuki said. "Alright your done son." Masaru said. Bakugou angrily signaled to his mom to meet at the other room. She saw his signal and looked confused. "Ochako sweetie I'll be back soon. Just hold up and I'll get your measurements soon." Matsuki said. Uraraka nodded and sat on the couch. Masaru called her and waved off a flash drive. Her eyes widened and smiled. He brought out his laptop and plugged in the flash drive. "You should really see the video when he first went mountain climbing, I hope you find it amusing as I did." He chuckled. "Now this I can't wait to see." She giggled. ~~~Bakugou and his mom~~~ "Do you have it?" He said. "Of course I have it brat. I wouldn't joke with your future." She snarled. "Yeah wouldn't be the first time." He rebounded. "Well am glad these will be passed on to you two. It's been passed on your father family for awhile. But I don't know if these will fit her son." She said. "Well when you get her measurements just measure her finger then! Make sure you get the right measurements and don't fuck up. I don't care about this prom crap, am only doing it cause she wants to go. But I don't want the other dress to not fit her correctly." He said. "Oh so we are making the other dress too? Am so thrilled you will allow us to do that much." She sarcastically cried. "Yeah will for the time being just find out what size her finger is. I plan on buying a fucking better ring after a few hero paychecks." He said. "Hey brat! These engagements rings have a lot of value in this family. Your father gave me this when he asked me to marry him. Eventually when your own kid wants to get married they will have these. So show some respect!" She said. "Anyways have you asked her parents yet?" His mother asked. "No not yet." He said. ~~~back at the living room~~~ Katsuki and his mother walked in the living room, hearing laughter. "No way! So the reason why he loves mountain climbing, isn't because it's a great hobby... but because he challenged to beat the mountain by climbing to the top, but then he rolled down the small hill that was right by the mountain. And .. haha.. he thought the mountain was provoking him by making him "trip" off a small hill?" She laughed. "Yup he was 7 years old. So ever since this day. He goes mountain climbing to beat the mountain. When we went last time, he made it to the top and all his mother and I heard was him ranting on how much better he is than the mountain. When I find that video I'll show you." Masaru said. Katsuki stared at the two. The dad saw him and quickly closed and out away his laptop. Uraraka wondered off whistling. "Alright am ready now Ochako." Matsuki said. Uraraka stood on top of the chair. The mother began taking her measurement. "So what color did you two have in mind? To have matching attire for the prom?" Matsuki asked. He then wrote down some numbers on paper. "Black!" - Bakugou "Red maybe?" - Uraraka "Hmm we could do both. That wouldn't be hard." The mother said. The dad nodded while taking some notes. "Did you want a strapless dress, or one shoulder strap dress, or something? Long or short dress?" Matsuki said. "Hmm surprise me! I don't really have a preference." Uraraka said. "Perfect! That's just what we like to hear sweetie." The mother responded. She then began to take her left hand and measure multiple fingers (she didn't want to give it away so obviously so she measured multiple fingers) She can tell from the look of Uraraka's face that she was confused why she was measuring her fingers. "Well what if we decide to make matching gloves for your dress." The mother said. "Ohh gotcha." Uraraka said. After a few minutes. She was finally done measuring the girl. She had to double check everything (because her son will be pissed if the dress is the wrong size or the ring finger) "Would you two like to stay for dinner?" Masaru asked. "Can't I have somewhere to be." Katsuki said. "Where are you going?" Uraraka asked. "Meet up with the guys." He lied. "Well it's barely 3pm. We can make some snacks." The father said. "Yes we would love that." Uraraka said. She grabbed his hand to hold it. Katsuki blushed. "Aww young love." The parents said. Bakugou glared at them. And they walked away laughing. ~~~ timeskip 6pm ~~~ He dropped off his girlfriend at her room earlier. And now he was at the front door steps at a house in front of him. He has been there before with Uraraka feeling just fine. But now he was alone. He felt nervous (a rare sight) he knocked on the door. As the door opened. His confidence began to slowly go away. "Good evening young man." Mr.Uraraka said. The wife came and gave a gentle wave. "Good evening as well." Bakugou accidentally chocked. Authors note. Wow I never expected this story to come this far. Obviously I could have ended this story a long time ago. But I decided to have my fun with the couple. I just don't know when to stop sometimes. Sorry. I've been having a lot of messages lately and I wanted to clear something up. Am not planning on a Kacchako kid RIGHT now lol. I just like planning and having chapters ready. I was just stuck on (when I do write the story) what gender or name of their future kid. Like no joke am stuck. Hope this clears any confusion. Thanks!

#kacchako #katsuki bakugou #my hero academia #bakugou x uraraka #uraraka ochako #bakuraka