#he toucha da butt

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#mw2 #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #soapghost #he toucha da butt #myart

[thorinthehottotty]

Thorin snuggles and you toucha da squish hehe 😘 how would thorin react to you worshipping his big belly and DAT PHAT BOOTY 🔥

Thorin would love it! You would love it! Every little smooch and caress is so wonderful. He knows a lot of women tend to like strong men, lean men and dwarves are not. So when he sees how much you love the healthiness of his physique he feels so loved! Belly rubs are a fav. He melts into happiness everytime you rub his fuzzy tum.

The butt comes as a surprise. He certainly loves to touch your butt! He is not expecting you to grab his and spank him all the time. He finds it very amusing but lets you indulge. Hugs have a tendency for you both to be grabbing each others butts.

He does not like it when he wakes up to you biting the peach, however...

#thorin #thorin thursday #thorin durin #thorin x you #dabis burnt asks #dabdab #dabisburntnut #ty answers

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Shit I've Heard on Discord (Part 1)

"It's a butt noodle!"

"Come here, [place] is full of the gays"

"I WAS TALKING TO THE FUCKING DOG FUCK OFF [NAME] YOU FETUS!"

"IT'S BECAUSE HE'S GOT A FUCKING BUTT PLUG"

"NO TOUCHA DA BOOB"

"That sounded like a noise of flatulence. But I cannot fart."

"Fuck off, old person"

"You can't have pizza until you finish the spicy."

"Okay but my bitch ass actually fell asleep for twenty minutes and I already drooled"

"People are just edgy and like Hot Topic"

"Why would you say toddler wolves who wet the bed, though?"

"I wanna show him that all the money and power in the world can't save him from a crazy bitch that wants his ass six feet under"

"Oh shit I'm gonNA FUCKING DIE TO A TERMINATOR"

"If only my boobs were as big and brave as my heart"

"Furries are soft and warm to cuddle so I accept them with open arms"

"Getting turned by accident is for Aries"

"[Name] is anything covered in maple syrup"

"Uhhh I like my dicks not spotted"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE CONTEXT AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT'S SO FUNNY TO ME"

"Bitch, fossil, furry--BFF."

"You almost made me choke on a chocolate bar"

#meme #Okay to reblog #This is the shit I get in on Discord #askbox meme