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xxbluestrifexx · 5 years
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EXO as toddler sims (minus suho bc hes runnin this show)
- it was freezing and Kai nearly froze to death bc he wouldn’t go to bed
- Chanyeol and Kai woke up bc of nightmares and proceeded to stare at each other and cry
- I didn’t have enough room to fit seven toddlers beds in one room so Xiumin is sleeping in a bed under the stairs harry potter style
- every toddler but Xiumin woke up at 2am for no reason and now they’re all screaming bc they’re sTARVING
- poor suho he’s gonna die before it’s even six am
- none of them will go back to bed BECAUSE THEYRE SAD ITS COLD IM SORRY ITS THR MIDDLE OF WINTER
- Chen, baekhyun, and Kai have all thrown tantrums so I’ve fed them and everybody else passed out bc I bought a thermostat
- SOMEHOW BAEK ESCAPED AND IM SCARED
- Baek nearly got CPS called on my ass
- Xiumin is my favorite he’s been asleep this whole time
- sehun had a nightmare and he’s now woken everyone up, a repeat from 3 hours ago (it’s now 5:25am and suho is TENSE)
-kyungsoo is next for “cps will be here before I know” and I’m scared
- sehun is playing with Teresa the triceratops to be happier
- Xiumin is dreaming about death
- suho is starving but so are the toddlers sAcRiFiCeS mUsT bE mAdE
- Chanyeol is naked and SEHUN THREW HIS CHICHEN NUGGEST ON THE FLOOR YOU UNGRATEFUL SHIT
- suho has made himself a sanwhich and refuses to deal with anything until he’s done eating
- Xiumin is STILL ASLEEP
- CHANYEOL WENT OUTSIDE IN THE FREEZING WEATHER WITHOUT CLOTHES AND NOW HES CRYING
- suho has to pee but the kids need to eat
- Xiumin has joined the cps needs to arrive soon line
- Kai is either sad or angry and I can’t anymore with him
- it’s 10:30 in the morning and I’m already yelling at my screen bc SEHUN IS HUNGRY BUT IF HED EATEN HIS FOOD INSTEAD OF THROWN IT WE WOULDNT HAVE THIS PROBLEM
- oh shit it’s the welcome wagon
- suho is TIRED
- Chanyeol is tired and angry but also needs attention and won’t let me HELP HIM
- all of the welcome wagon is watching Kai sleEP
- suho is napping on the couch upstairs and has left Xiumin in a high chair with all the neighbors
- apparently the house I’m in has a basement
- it’s now 1:27, suho hasn’t met with any of the neighbors and it’s freezing outside
- one of the neighbors is eating the applesauce I left out for a quick snack for the toddlers and she’s on my hit list
- the neighbors all left and they’re really pissed we weren’t good company oh well
- Xiumin is eating fruitcake on the ground in the kitchen bc SOMEONE ate his applesauce
- it’s 4 o clock and I think I’m gonna have suho make a grand meal so I have enough food for the small EXO army of toddlers
- Superhuman by nct 127 just came on and IM JAMMIN
- Xiumin and Chen are playing together and it’s cute, baekhyun woke up and theyre having a cbx moment
- it’s 6:09 and all of them but Kai just woke up and they’re P I S S E D
- WANT IS ON YESSSS MY HOE ANTHEM
- giving Chanyeol and Sehun baths is its own feat
- kyungsoo is really content and I’m happy but HES WANDERING OUTSIDE AND ITS STILL COLD
- our heater has been on this whole time and my bills are gonna be H I G H
- all the children are gathered around the counter that holds the food and it looks like a daycare class on their colored carpet squares
- Baek is playing by himself and it’s cute
- the food is really bad and all the toddlers are sad now
- suho had to convince Sehun to bathe and he’s like flithy but no GOTTA CONVINCE HIM
- Kai and Baek are starving to death and it’s fine it’s normal
-OH RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY RUN RUN AWAY
- if you know that EXO song were best friends
- Xiumin is lecturing baekhyun and he’s got the green stuff coming off of him and BAEK IS DISGUSTED
- Kai finally decided to get out of bed and be productive and get food instead of starving
- suho just passed out and all of the toddlers and upset
- WHAT DO I DO THEYRE ALL GROSS AND SCREAMING AND ALL THE VARIATIONS OF SAD
- SUHO IS PASSED OUT FACE FIRST BY THE TUB AND SEHUN IS JUST FAT CHILLING BC THE DOOR IS BLOCKED
- Chanyeol put himself to bed after knocking over the trash can
- I WISH TODDLERS COULD BATHE THEMSELVES
- sehun is coming down the stairs and I’m scared
- suho is up but I feel so bad for him there’s still two toddlers he’s gotta bathe
- it’s 11:05pm and we have three toddlers to put to bed and suho is gonna pass out again oh boy
- GROWL IS NOW ON AND IM GETTING FLASHBACKS
- suho passed out again and Xiumin can’t get down the stairs
- Kai is so dirty he’s just sitting on the floor unmoving
- there’s so many dishes all over the kitchen
- suho is on the brink of death; he’s gotta pee, he’s hungry, he’s gonna pass out again, he’s gotta shower and he’s not having any fun
- it’s now 1am the next day and suho has been up for 24+ hours
- MOVE!
- Baekhyun had a nightmare and he’s feeling neglected join the club buckaroo
- the trash can is overflowing bc we can’t wash dishes with seven toddlers crying at once
- suho passed out before he could even bathe Kai
- Xiumin has awoken from his nap on the couch and has finally decided to try and go downstairs
- nvm he can’t go downstairs
- CHEN HAD A NIGHTMARE AND WOKE UP ALL THE KIDS
- I WAS SO CLOSE
- it’s 4am and they’re still not all asleep and poor suho is about to die
- I moved two beds to the second level for Xiumin and Kai who are trapped up there
- Chanyeol is eating spoiled food
I’m just gonna end it here and assure y’all it probably took a lot longer to get to the point for suho to sleep- I hope y’all enjoyed!
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