#hed have such a good time writing miracle essays and doing his clown homework

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KARKAT: BUT CAN A CIS GUY DO THIS? [DROPS PANTS. MY DICK JUST FUCKING FLOPS ONTO THE FLOOR AND BOUNCES AWAY]

ERIDAN: once in school i wwas wwalkin dowwn the hall at a brisk pace wwearin dress pants n boxers and my (HOMEMADE wwith nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out a my leg n rolled dowwn the hall a little wways

ERIDAN: thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time wwas gamzee makara the wweird stoner theology / philosophy student wwho rode his bike around the halls sometimes and he literally just looked at me and said "Aw BrOtHeR. i HaTe WhEn It DoEs ThAt" and wwalked awway

#source: @anosmic-sheep #its hard for me to imagine gamzee as any type of student but if he WAS then i just know hed be a theology student #hed go to clown religion class and do his clown religion homework #and also philosophy cause hed just write all this shit about miracles #hed have such a good time writing miracle essays and doing his clown homework #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #karkat vantas #eridan ampora #gamzee makara