#himboquotes

[sam-himbocanons]

seb: sometimes i like to put random things in sam's food and see if he notices seb: you wouldn't believe the shit he eats anyway

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seb: i got a burrito for you sam: oh thanks! sam: *bites off a chunk of creamy nut butter and beef* what woul' i do wifout you shebby this is delicioush seb: want some juice with that? sam: sure! wow you're so kind today seb *slurps suspiciously chunky orange juice* sam: if i didn't know any better i would think you're up to something! sam: wait sam: these aren't poisoned or anything right?

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*horrendous noises coming from sam's bathroom* abby: excuse me why is sam shitting out of both ends seb: must've been something he ate :)

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[sam-himbocanons]

middle school conversations

sam: boobies are awesome seb: agreed sam: you agree??? seb: um yeah? birds are cool abby: he's talking about tits dumdum seb: tit birds are cool too??? am i missing something

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[sam-himbocanons]

seb: why is your blog called himbocanons if you aren't a himbo sam: whaddya mean i'm totally a himbo sam: i'm nice and I'm silly and sam: seb: sam: ok i might be lacking a little in the muscle department but i'm getting there!! baby steps *flexes a puny bicep* see?? i got guns you just can't see it! seb: *grimace*

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[sam-himbocanons]

sam the rat guy

sam: i'm starving!! my stomach says it's time for some classic zuzu style pizza.

sam: mmm you just can't get this stuff anywhere else! i swear i gotta start a petition to open a zuzu hut joint back home we deserve delicious pie too like this sauce is legit unforgettable i mean back in my day i was a wee little boy having my first taste of zuzu hut and let me tell you that shit was- SHIT!!

rat, 18-inch pizza slice in mouth: *flees with its spoils*

sam: JERRY! GET BACK HERE!!

sam: *knocks over every table and chair on the patio*

sam: *disappears over the horizon while screaming, car horns, crashing noises, and general city chaos can be heard*

abby: just another day in zuzu city huh

seb: just another day with sam the rat guy *licks ice cream cone*

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sam's talking head: you've met my childhood rival jerry? yeah he's been my mortal enemy since i could remember. no hard feelings tho haha.

sam: oh this? *holds up a water blaster* just for a friend!

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[sam-himbocanons]

sam: fuck you, and you, and ESHPECIALLY *sneeze* YOU!

the tulips, the blue jazz, and especially the daisies:

sam: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THERE ISH A CHAINSAW *sneeze* IN MY HAND sam: but i am an opportunisht yoba dang it sam: I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GET!!! *revs chainsaw* pollen pwner 9000: bzzzzrrrrtt bzzt bzzt bzzzzrrrtt aggressive sneezing sounds seb: seb: how much acid did i fucking take -- inspired by @mono_progress on twt

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[sam-himbocanons]

i headcannon that sam once tried making a joja cola+cactus fruit flavored pizza and it went horribly wrong

sam: haha that's funny, who told you that? in a forgotten land(fill) far away, a stray microwave filthy and destroyed lay silently, forever scarred from the catastrophic event known to future archaeologists as the Colactus Incident...

#sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv #stardew valley #himbocanons #himboquotes #submitted by anonymous #somebody write the butterfly effect into this #yes he microwaved a raw pizza with cola and cactus fruit #he has never seen an italian person in his life can you blame him /s

[sam-himbocanons]

sam: am i the only one tripping the fuck out rn

seb: no, i'm losing braincells too being near u

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[sam-himbocanons]

jodi: sam come have dinner

sam: yeah yeah

jodi: sam go fetch me the ladle

sam: yeah yeah

jodi: sam do you like boys?

sam: yeah yeah WAIT NO I MEAN

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[sam-himbocanons]

sam: why didn't i stay as a cashier at jojamart? well...

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sam: first day on the job hope i can do math hehe

tourist karen: *walks in and sees sam*

tourist karen: Pass. *walks back out*

sam: ??? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?????

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[sam-himbocanons]

sam: whew today was fun i laid in bed all day and i-

seb: don't you mean lay in bed

sam:

sam: looks like someone doesn't get laid

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[sam-himbocanons]

seb and abigail: happy birthday sam

sam: aw thanks guys ^_^~

abigail: did you just

sam: <3333 you guys are the best!!

ꉂꉂ(ᴖᗜᴖ*) ・ิ▽・ิ ꈍ『ꈍ

abigail: r u seeing this sebastian

seb: ₍̴̢̡̡̨̨̨̢̢̧̧̨̧̡̧̛̛̫̟͓̰̦̹͓͉̙͈̪͎̠̣̟̝̥̹̬̮̰͇͖̗͚̟͈͎͓̱̬̯̱͖͕̞̝͇͍̟͇̖̥̟͍̠̰͉̞̺͎͍̯͉̤̥̙̻͉̬̘̠̺̗̱̬̯̯̩̰̟̳̪̫̖͓̠͕̻̟̘̟͖͎̬̺͉̺͙̭͖̥͎͕̞̘̘̜̲̫͓̼͍̱̟̭͓̱̲̙͍̜̺͚̃͋̋̊̓͛̌͑́̓͛͛̽͐̈́͐̃̓̽̉̅͛̀̆̏̈̃̿̇̅̔̄̒͗̾̎̿̀̒̎̀̚͜͜͝ͅͅͅ•̸̢̡̨̨̡̡̧̨̡̡̧̛͎̫̣͖̠͔̪͚̼̤̦͎͕̭̪̗̘͚͎̱͍̻̰͈̻̝̻͕̘͍̪̪̙͇͓̗͕̘̻̫̘̺̲̬͚̻͔̯̜̻͙̗̥̹̮̟͍̼̳̝̰̰̮͙͍̰̬̖͕̣̲̞̫̺̤̟͇͖̙͇͇̝̲̦̜̼͔̞̩͖̜̮̼͎̖̰̥̻̜̫͓͍̫̣̼̞̳̝͎͉̗̙̩͍̭̲̻̤̳̗̦̦̥̩͈̠̺̒̀͌̎̑̈́̿̇̀͑̽̒̒̓̎̐̂͐̏́̿̒͐͑̚̚͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̵̧̢̧̢̡̛̛̝̣̞̤͙̱̩̪̝̩̫͖͇̮̻̙̯̖̰̘̪̣̪͈̻̙̣͕̙̦͚̜̺̝͙̟̟̖̲̻̱͕̾͒̇͑̆̾͊́̿̒͗͋͑͒̎͒̀̐͐͗̔͋̓̌́̐̏̑̂̈͌͒̏̃͐͐̊̋͐̀̈̓̀̾͐͐̏̔̓̍̏̽͋̓̾̊͊̋̀̀͗̕̚̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅ ̶̨̨̢̨̢̡̨̡̨̡̢̨̡̢̛͈̝̪̲̰͉̠̯̪̳̪̲̻͓͔̼̪͔̲̖̠̦̖̼̰̺̫̯̩̣͉̬͓̼͙͎͎͎̰̭̩̹͖͓̠̟̘̞͎̹̥̤̦͙̜̤̟̟̳̻̭̰̱͚̰̻̹̖̜͖͔͙͇̹̫̣̮̜̘̜̬̯͔̮͙̦̭̹͓̲̥̺͖̙͙͎̫͔̙̪͇͕͎̦̲͕̗͚̖̣̻̤͙͇̻̜̬̼̱̞̱̱͖̰̖̮̜̻͍͈̪̘̩͈͈̣̤͎͔̩̲̗͍̤̍̃͗͌̾̀͋̌̅͆̅̉̊̃̎̎̈́̌͋͗̓́͗̐̔͊̏͋̂̐̑̒͑͆̔̀͂̂͐̍̍̈́̈́̍̂̽̾͂̍̎̾́͋̓͂̆͆͑͌͊͑̊̍͑̔͊̂͆͂͗́̇̍͒̈̇͂͒̎̿̿͆̈́͗̄̋͊̑̍̔̿̽͌̈́̑͆̾̾̑̓͒̈́͆̊̑̊̎͆͛̇̃̃̂͌͑̒̽̅̃͋̒͂̐̓͐̄́̇̈́͛͋͊̄̕̚͘̕̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅ•̸̢̢̧̧̧̡̨̡̛̛͚͇͙͈̜̦̦̫͓̟͕̭̬̤̫̠̦̬̳̪͖̗͍̜͎̜̠̞̦̠̝̦̞͕̜̣̱̥͚̻̫̲͇̹͉̜̫̠̹̖̱̲͎̬̠̤̯̗̪͉̹͈̻̣̙̼͚͙̖̜͚̣̦͔̳͖͙̮̻̙͙̫̹̪͚͇̫̖͈͖̖̬̮̻̦̠̘̭̀̇̑̏́̈͛͑̀̽̾̂̅̍̉͛̔̄̓̒̅͒̌̒͗́̊͐̍̓̐̎͑̏͊̔̂̍̓͌̅̂͑̔͌͆̀́̈́́́͗́̌̂͊̒̑̇̔̐̅̂̇̐̆̉͗̈́́̿͂̑̓̋͌́̅̀̆̅̀́͗̋͊́̏̑͒͋̑́͗̎̾͋͆̽̈̋̔͒̌̍́͆͆̽̉͑̏̄͛̄̂̈́͗̇͛̀̚̚̕̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͠͠ͅͅͅ ̸̨̱̳̼͖͖̩̠̫̲͔̣͎͈̦̩̺̬͙̱̳̻͉̻̟̩̺̥̪͓̫͎̰̳͙̗̝̤̠̲͙̰͇̯̣̼̫̣̲̭͍̟͔͇͍̞̼̘̬͇͚̘̞̗̯͙̻̙̰̪͔̤͓̤͇͔͎͕̫̠̦͚͈͔̙̞̭͙͖̝͎̰̹̠͇͈̥̣̻̘̰̖̰͍̣̖̣̙͐̑̄̎͗́̍̏̀̄͌̄́̔̀̽̃̎̌̓̂͑̈́̋̚̚͜͠͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ₎̷̢̧̡̡̡̨̧̨̨̢͙͚̯̹̪̭̟̦̮̬̰̘͔̟̲̫̟̝̺̜̝̥̝̰̫̬̰̲̹͓͙͇͙͈̠̘̘͉̯͍̰̪̩̪̠͓̦͔͙͈̪̭̘̰͇̱͎̬̥̝̥̲̫͕͙̞̟͖̟͈̘̥͙̬̩̮̭͈̫̜̗̟͕̦̲̗̄̑͜ͅͅ₍̷̢̢̧̧̢̢̧̡̡̢̡̡̨̢̢̢̛̛̠̞͚͎̙̥͓̺̙̥̮͕̥͈̖̯̦͉͉̬̹̠̮̼̪͇̠̝͍͈͍̘̟̥͉̜̬̞̝̱̰̭̙̪̤͓͍̞̜̩͖̼̫͈͇̻̣̪̻̹͉̯̬̠̹͙͎̟͚̣͎̗̼̤͖͇̺̙̦̭͙͓̼̭̣̥̺̺̼͙̘̗͓̯̭̳͎̬̙͍͍̹͔͙̩̥̤͕̝̝͈̙̗̼͓̝̼̪͚̤͓͍̞̜̱̗̳̤̥̭̰͖̠̭̖͕̱̳̟̠̣̗͕̖̮̻͇̥̥̍̈́͑́̐̂͂̎̋͌̔̏̃̍̈́̅̇́́̈̑̆̃̍̈͌́̈́͐̿̓͌̓̑̐̃̏̉͛̈́͛͒̊͋̈́̂̈̈́̾̒͊̐͋̓́̓̀͒͋̊̏̿̉̔̈̇̍͑̊̑̔̅͛̅̏̏̈́̔͋͊̏̍͐͂̎̉̽͐̎̋͆̀͐͂͆͑̏̾̈́̿͆̀͐̈́͆̈́̅̏̽̍̒̃̑̈́̈́̈̆̽͌̄͑̈́̓͆̐̽̉͂̇̊̽̊̅̓̇̾̉͌̃̾̀̎̊͌́̈́͑͌͆̈́̅̽͗̓̓̋̈̈́̓̆͂̐̈́͛̈̊̌͑̀̌̋́́̾͘̚̕͘̕͘͘̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͠ͅͅ•̵̛̛̛̼̠̜͙̹͙͖̜͉̘̮͉̠̻̞̱̱͋̀̀̋͛̄̏͒̓͂̽̄͋͛̅̂̾̒̀̍̈́̏̿̉̿̀̈́͋̅̂̽̄̽͂̐̽̄̄͋̇̈́̈́̎͆̿̑̋̃̎̈́͆̓͑͑͆̽̾́̊̎́̿͌̎̅͆̿̉͛̀̆͌̓̔̾͗́̋̿̆́̎́̓̒̎̈̈͋̾̾̽̈́̏̽̅̽̈́̍̐̍́͌̏̓̉̈́̽͗̓̂̐͌͑́̽̍̏́͑̾̓͋̏̌̈́̒͗̈͂́̓̓̈́̔̃̒̊̏̐̂̂̑͌̂͛̈̑̓̇͒̑͋̈̀̄̅͗͆̇͛̄̈́͋̂̎̂̊̀͊̈́̒̏̂̿̏̑͑̔͛̈͗̿̂̍̂̈́̑̌̌̿́́̕͘̚̚͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͘͘̚̕̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͠ ̶̢̡̡̧̧̡̢̨̨̨̡̡̡̡̧̧̨̨̧̡̨̡̛̛̛͈̜̪̝̺͕̠͍͖͈͎͉̫̼͉̲̤͍͖̟̰̭͈̩̹͖̗̯̞͍͎͍̺̘̮̰̮͎̟̝͎̬̝̭͎͙̤̳̰͔͙͎̺̞̰̥͚͇̣͕͕̪͕̰͇̼̥̯͕̖̝̲̹̫̪̖̭̫̼͇̝͇͈̹̩̲̺͎̺͎̠̥͚͍̟͓̳̦̻̝̮̞̺̘͖̲͚̩̺̙͓̞͈̜̘̬̬̤̰̹̫̥̦̯̪̭͓̝͔̩̬͇͔̼̳͇͙̞̥̟̤̞̠͔̹̤͔͕̣̹̲͔̲̘̝̣͉͎͖̭̤̖̠̘͎̯̖͕̹̟̲̲͔̜̪͈̮̮̺̘͎̦̻̥͔̗͇̪̹̞̜̜͔̳̼̤̳͎͔͕͈̣̻̠͖̺̿̍̿̓̌̌͌̅̈́́͑͐̆̋̊͐͐̓̊͂̊̆̈́͛͗̃̈́͌̌̉̏̈́̇͊̈̅̂͒͛̎̽͆̿̍̅̐̓̔̇̀̂̈́̌͒̔͂͆͊̍̑͛͐̈́͌̈́͂̌͂͗́͛̌̂͑͑̀̿̽͌̈́̏͐̐͑͂̎̾͐̾̓̓̅̀̏͑̌̀́̏͗̌́̋̄́̇̿̇̒̽͐́͌͂̏͛̓̄͗̀͂͊͋̀̏̓̾͐̿̈́̈́̀͒̒̔̍̅̈́́͌͆͂̋̀̎̈́́̑͒͌̽̒̀̋̈́̀̓̅̀̉̉͗̿̅͒̆͂̽̀̐̇̊̊̈́̐̊̚̚͘̕̕̕̕͘͘̕̕͘͘̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅ ̸̡̡̧̡̧̧̨̧̢̧̧̨̨̛̛͔̖̬͙͕̲̬̯͍̱͇̭̦̜̘̲̦͖̩̺͎͓̱̯̣̪̘͈̞͙͔̠̘͎͖̬̬̻̣̦͈̰̠͖̳͚͙̙̥̞͕̱̝̻̗͕͚̖͍̹̳͉͍͖̩̼̫̟̟̬͕̹̟̼̮̼̪̺͈̰͎͎̥̘̱͎͙̮̭̱͖̰͉̯̭̻͉̟̝͎̭̩͈̲̩̪͚̺̹̜̱̹͖̥̳͎̘͙̜̺̮̪̙̬̯̱̩͓̲̫͙̮͖͕̣̪͉̖̼̜̠̣̟̼̟̩̦͙͚͍̺͓̥͚̩̞̠̫̳̩̝̩̫̯͕̝̠̦̭͈̘̱͕̻̫͍̟̥͓̻̥͉̲͙̟̭̱̞̩̼͉̝̦̪̩͓̫̤̦̹̼̬̳̞̖̖̪̫̙̺̟̘͇̙͚͈͓͈̲̘͍̳̹̪̦̱͎̞̇͊͛̀͛̅̀́̋̈́̎͗̂͛̔͐̈́̄̌͆̋̽͒̒͗́͑͂̒͊̾̈̀̅͑̒̒̅̅̒̑̊͒͆̈́̽̈́̑̉̈́̈́̈͆̒͒̽̉͛̀͐̓̋̆͐͑͛́̀́̔̀̓̎̈̐̎͑͒̽̒̐̅̅̐̆̏̏̐͐̐̒͊̍͑̎̚͘̕̚̕̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅ•̵̡̧̨̛̛͓̘͚̪̥̦̫̰̠̳͚̠̥̝̹͉̘̝̬͈̦͎̣͖̣̣͍̠̺̞͙͈̖̳̩̪̻̰̮̖̟͙͙̭̖̗̺̻̣̖͍̘̰̥̳̖͕̬͚̝̙̤̌̑̈͋̀̃͐̀́͌̉́͂͂́̓͑͑͐̇̿̀̽̀̌́͒͂̌̒͆̇̄̋̉͗͂̎͌͒̓͒͆̋̍͗̈͌̓͂̅̎͌̎̃̾͒́͒̅͋́̔̈́̇̑̿́͑̽̓́͛́͌̇́͐̓́̍̋̉̂͗͒̃͋̈̅̑͌͆̃̉̋͆̅̋́̓͂̓͛̐̋͛̆̃̌̊͋͌̄͗̑̅̿̾͑͊͂̂̈́̅͆̊̉̆̽̋͒̅͑̂̇͆̈́͗̓̆̄͗͌̈̌̆̉̿͛̿̎̇̒̂̒̎͗̈́͋͋͂̈́̓͛̓̒̋̏͌̒̍̉͌͘̕̚̕̚͘̚̚̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͠ ̷̢̡̨̧̡̨̧̡̡̡̡̨̧̢̨̡̧͚̮̼͈̰̩̖̗̻̙̥̺̬͕̪̳̪͎̜͈͓͈̼͖̬̣͍̦̞͙̤̼̰͙̙̗͎̙̘̳̗͔̯̙̣̻̬͕̪͚̭͖̗̖̗̜͚̦̰̙̼̗̣̯̝͚̲͙͈̩̲̙̝͓̬͇̟̜̩̻̞̻͉̝̗͖̬̰̦͔̬̮͈͖̞̭͕̜̻͍͕͎̪̠̩͖̘̺̲̩̠̹̩̲̠̦͖̯̣̼̤̼̩̥͖͖̟͕̠̹͙̘͉͇̟̗̩̫̭̠̘̺̯͔͎̣͍̟̩̺̝̹͇̯͙̦̫̺̭͚͙͉̩̖̳̖͈̪͓̱̲̲̳͇̖̬̝̟͈̳̬̮̦̳̲̘̠̥̗̳̲͈̼͙̫̱͖͉̳̣̫̬͈̯̭̫͇̙͍͓̙͇͎̹̥̦̬̬͙̺̻͙̰̼̿͊̿͆̅̒͐̌̈́̆͌̾̂̑̆̄̍̌͗̅̆̀͑̐̆͌͐͋́͗̉͌̇̒̾̎̈́̾̆̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅ₎̵̡̧̡̡̨̧̨̡̢̡̧̨̧̢̨̨̛̛͉̣̝͍̰̩̦͙͉̻̜͙͚̮͉̻͈̬̮̦̪̱͔̫͓͖͓͙̣̪̜͙͍͓̦̺̠̪̜̖͔͓̺̬̭͓̻̲̤̠̦̹̭̰̝͕̘̤̯̲̮͈͖̰͔̫͔͖̜̯̮̪̙̲͔̫̳͙͇̖͙̙̜̜͈̩̙̘͔̭̣̟͕̫̦̮̞̦͖̰̺̥̬͕̦͔̲̣̘̙̬͉̻̰͉̤͕̲̣͚̮͓̜̠̼͔̺͕̜̬̺͉̫̺̗͇͍̬͍̫̤̰̮̪̦̞̺̹͍͎̗̼͙͙̺̠͈̮̞̺̙̬͍͇̤̳̖̠̫̞̦͎̥̝̟̥̏̌̊̈̏̾͂̇̈́̂̅̏̔̍̌̌̐̎̔̍͋́̃͒̐͂͂͛͆̏͌̅̍̈̐̉͂̉̌͌̀́̐̈̋̀͋̑̾͂̌̑͐̈͐̈́͂͑̈́̓͆͗̔͆̋̉̓͑͊͗̏̄̔͐̐̂̏̊̈́̾̊̂̓͛̾̋̓̅̏̄̊̅͆̔͊͒̈́̀́́̍͐̂̈̇͑́̚͘̚̚̚̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ��̨̡̢̧̨̡̧̪͍͙͉̗̲̙͇̠̮̩̠̘͈̟͕̺̬̞̲̠͉̞͓̳̞̗͈̠͚͓̹̩͎͓͙̳̹̮̞̺̩̯͕̤̳̹͎̼͚̮̱̙̘̱͚͙̫̩̥ͅͅͅ seeing what

#sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley sebastian #sdv #stardew valley #incorrect sdv quotes #himboquotes

[sam-himbocanons]

sam: fuck tha police comin' straight from da under

jodi:

sam: u-under the all forgiving gaze of yoba for we are his blessed children *starts whistling jesus take the wheel*

#sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv #stardew valley #incorrect sam quotes #incorrect sdv quotes #himboquotes

[sam-himbocanons]

sam in a hospital bed: oh what happened? so like- *flashback to him trying to do parkour for youtube and flailing violently as he falls backwards into a ditch*

seb: *crosses arms* go on?

sam:

sam: let's just say i learnt my lesson okay

#sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #sdv #stardew valley #incorrect sam quotes #incorrect sdv quotes #himboquotes

[sam-himbocanons]

sam: so you can make anything and call it art?

leah: yes, that's the beauty of art!! art can be anything you create and...

sam: *tuning her out* hmmm

later...

sam: *arranging snail shells to spell out "i <3 michelle obama"*

sam: i call this one the Snailchelle Simulacrabama

#leah: Eye. #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv leah #stardew valley leah #i like to think leah tells sam about how much she loves art #and sam's just like #do you think i can sell a half-eaten burrito on ebay and call it art #leah: ... *sighs* yes #sdv #stardew valley #incorrect sam quotes #incorrect sdv quotes #himboquotes #himbocanons #HIMBOCANON: sam and leah are creative buddies u cant convince me otherwise

[sam-himbocanons]

abigail: i don't believe you. there's NO way he talks in his sleep

abigail: nobody on earth sleeps like a dead log more than mr. first name Sam last name "Whuh My House Was On Fire?"

seb: shhh listen

sam:

abigail:

sam:

abigail:

sam: *snores loudly* PREHEAT THE FEET 350 DEGREES

seb: W-

abigail: pwfSHDGDHF HEL P

#HEADCANON: sam sleep talks in a combo of things he hears throughout the day #ofc it would never end well #sam: huh what *snorts and goes back to sleep* #sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #sdv abigail #stardew valley abigail #sdv #stardew valley #incorrect sam quotes #incorrect sdv quotes #himboquotes #himbocanons

[sam-himbocanons]

texts... w/sam ft. farmer

sam: Bro what did you just say

sam: You sound like you're trying to lure a cat or sharpening a knife or BOTH

sam: "Sjsjskjskssjsjsks c'mere kitty" I say as I sharpen my kitchen knife and try to stop drooling everywhere

farmer: WTF

#sdv sam #stardew valley sam #sdv #stardew valley #incorrect sdv quotes #incorrect sam quotes #himboquotes #sdv farmer